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Count Zarth
04-19-2005, 10:57 PM
In a moment of weakness I let my hamster get impregnated as a reward for improved behavior. WTF was I thinking? Apparently, young hamsters never sleep, or for not longer than 17 seconds at a pop. They poop a lot too. Noisy mutha focker. I'm ready to plan it's demise and we've had it for one day. His name is Elvis. That's the only cool thing about him/her, whatever it is.

Help me. I'm an idiot.

Poll forthcoming.

cheeeefs
04-19-2005, 11:22 PM
ding fries are done ding fries are done

Braincase
04-20-2005, 05:09 AM
Buy a snake.

Ultra Peanut
04-20-2005, 05:16 AM
Hamster casserole...

<img src="http://sturtevant.com/alex/cartman.gif" style="width: 319px; height: 238px; border: 0" alt="" />

"YOU ATE YOUR SON! YOU ATE YOUR SON!"

JimNasium
04-20-2005, 05:25 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/caseclosed/images/dahmerlg.jpg

wildcat09
04-20-2005, 05:28 AM
a drunk hamster would be great. not sure if i have witnessed that one before.

Dartgod
04-20-2005, 06:34 AM
Don't most people graduate from hamsters to cooler pets once they're out of grade school?

InChiefsHell
04-20-2005, 07:00 AM
I was gonna say...wtf do you have a hamster for?

Flush the little bastard...it's a rodent...I'd kill his mom too for that matter...

DeepSouth
04-20-2005, 07:38 AM
Give it to JennyGump. She's a cold blooded, heartless winch. She'll get rid of it somehow.

the Talking Can
04-20-2005, 07:49 AM
just leave him in your ass a little longer than usual...

Count Zarth
04-20-2005, 07:50 AM
just leave him in your ass a little longer than usual...

Lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks......

Chiefnj
04-20-2005, 07:52 AM
Congratulations on finding a willing female sexual partner; even if it was a rodent.