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Bob Dole
04-20-2005, 08:13 PM
Bob Dole feels that we should probably be drafting big Willie's eventual replacement, and Bob Dole thinks it should be Matt Jones, OT from Arkansas.

keg in kc
04-20-2005, 08:15 PM
More evidence of the altheimers/viagra link. OT? Are you shitting me? He's got starting WR/CB all over him. Two way superstar.

TRR
04-20-2005, 08:15 PM
Roaf told Vermeil he wants to play another 3 seasons FWIW.

Bob Dole
04-20-2005, 08:16 PM
Roaf told Vermeil he wants to play another 3 seasons FWIW.

Matt Jones is the best athlete to enter the draft in over a decade. He has good height and reach and amazing foot speed. We would be making a mistake not to draft him as our OT of the future.

Woodrow Call
04-20-2005, 08:17 PM
Best player ever :)

Bob Dole
04-20-2005, 08:19 PM
More evidence of the altheimers/viagra link. OT? Are you shitting me? He's got starting WR/CB all over him. Two way superstar.

He's also an excellent punter. All his t-shirts have the sleeves cut off.

keg in kc
04-20-2005, 08:20 PM
Matt Jones is the best athlete to enter the draft in over a decade. He has good height and reach and amazing foot speed. We would be making a mistake not to draft him as our OT of the future.He can balance Mike Peterson balancing a football on his pickle on his pickle while saving small children in Guatamala, solving the Grand Unification theory, decrypting the Colonel's secret recipe, writing poetry, singing ballads and orally pleasuring every model in the Victoria's Secret catalog. All while learning both our offensive and defensive playbooks from front to back. He's that good.

keg in kc
04-20-2005, 08:27 PM
You know what, he might be the best QB in NFL history if they'd give him the chance. He can throw it and catch it, all on the same play. Just imagine it. Mitch Holthus. Matt Jones drops back. Matt Jones spins outside, feeling the heat. Wow, look at that Matt Jones go! Matt Jones moves back to the middle of the field. Matt Jones pump fakes left. Matt Jones pump fakes right. Oh wow, Matt Jones is really faking out that defense. Matt Jones is like a chess master playing an infant. Matt Jones whips his arm and lets it go. It's going deep. And a man's open! It's Matt Jones! Matt Jones hauls it in. 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, TOUCHDOWN Matt Jones, Touchdown Kansas City! Put his bust in Canton now!

Reaper16
04-20-2005, 08:28 PM
Best player ever :)


Better than Scanlon? C'mon. Let's see him play a down in the NFL first, geez.

BTW - Hello, all. I've been a regular reader of the boards for about 2 months and have finally decided to start participating the the unique form of banter that is Chiefs Planet.

Bob Dole
04-20-2005, 08:31 PM
Better than Scanlon? C'mon. Let's see him play a down in the NFL first, geez.

Apparently you have not been paying attention.

Matt Jones does not have to actually <b>play</b> a position to be considered one of the best.

Bowser
04-20-2005, 08:35 PM
He's also an excellent punter. All his t-shirts have the sleeves cut off.

But can he grow a beard?

Bob Dole
04-20-2005, 08:36 PM
But can he grow a beard?

Yup.

That's something he actually did while he was at Arkansas.

Bowser
04-20-2005, 08:37 PM
Better than Scanlon? C'mon. Let's see him play a down in the NFL first, geez.

BTW - Hello, all. I've been a regular reader of the boards for about 2 months and have finally decided to start participating the the unique form of banter that is Chiefs Planet.

Welcome! I did the same as you, lurked for a couple of months before I posted. In the end, you find out you have nothing to fear from the rockheads that post around these parts.... :D

Bob Dole
04-21-2005, 07:09 AM
Get on board people! The Matt Jones (EP, Arkansas) selection gives us our best chance to solidify our LOT position for the next decade!

JimNasium
04-21-2005, 07:11 AM
I have one dog! What is your name?

Mile High Mania
04-21-2005, 07:14 AM
I was thinking more of a Defensive End... dude is nasty.

Bob Dole
04-21-2005, 07:16 AM
I was thinking more of a Defensive End... dude is nasty.

That too! He could definitely play both ways. He has a lot of speed and good footwork and his wingspan is huge! He moves a lot faster than it looks like he is so it would fool a lot of offensive linemen and especially a RB kept back to block him. He'd be past and on the QB before the guy expected it. BOOM!

C-Mac
04-21-2005, 07:27 AM
CMac thinks Bob Dole is on (to) something here.
Just draft him...... and work out the position assignment details later!

Bob Dole
04-21-2005, 07:37 AM
CMac thinks Bob Dole is on (to) something here.
Just draft him...... and work out the position assignment details later!

Exactly. With Kansas City's average rainfall and median temperature, it takes a Chiefs draft pick 3-5 years before they are able to contribute to the offense or defense anyway. Roaf says he is going to play 3 more years, so it's perfect! If the average cost of new housing would fall just a little, Matt Jones (EP, Arkansas) could contribute on defense as soon as year 2!!

keg in kc
04-21-2005, 07:41 AM
I was thinking about this last night, and I still say WR/CB. I mean, he covers two needs for us there. And he can punt, too.

Bob Dole
04-21-2005, 07:44 AM
I was thinking about this last night, and I still say WR/CB. I mean, he covers two needs for us there. And he can punt, too.

He presents so many options, it is dizzying.

C-Mac
04-21-2005, 08:26 AM
He presents so many options, it is dizzying.

Lest we try to contemplate them all! :shake:

JimNasium
04-21-2005, 09:10 AM
He presents so many options, it is dizzying.
His expertise in finance will prove invaluable in the front office. Can you say Matt Jones Cap Czar?