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ZootedGranny
04-21-2005, 03:33 PM
Nothing like some threats of federal "POUND ME IN THE ASS" prison. I don't think I've seen someone have their mouth bought like this since Greg Jones forearmed Dexter Reid nearly unconscious a couple of years ago.

http://webcast.berkeley.edu/courses/archive.html?prog=58&group=59

Check the 4/15 webcast, and skip to about 48:50

Even if the professor is bullshitting, it's still VERY CLUTCH.

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 03:34 PM
They took it down.

Donger
04-21-2005, 03:35 PM
Nothing like some threats of federal "POUND ME IN THE ASS" prison. I don't think I've seen someone have their mouth bought like this since Greg Jones forearmed Dexter Reid nearly unconscious a couple of years ago.

http://webcast.berkeley.edu/courses/archive.html?prog=58&group=59

Check the 4/14 webcast, and skip to about 48:50

There is no 4/14 webcast. And yes, I said that in my best "bald-girl from the Matrix" voice.

ENDelt260
04-21-2005, 03:35 PM
Boooooooooo!

Pants
04-21-2005, 03:35 PM
I don't see a 4/14.

ZootedGranny
04-21-2005, 03:36 PM
My fault, its the 4/15

ENDelt260
04-21-2005, 03:36 PM
I love this:

Classes begin 10 minutes after scheduled start time.

WTF? At Berkley everyone is always late.

Saulbadguy
04-21-2005, 03:36 PM
I saw it earlier...I think. Some kid stole a laptop with "secret documents" on it.

Donger
04-21-2005, 03:38 PM
WTF is a PHP file?

skye22f
04-21-2005, 03:40 PM
I saw it earlier...I think. Some kid stole a laptop with "secret documents" on it.

That professor was clearly bluffing, what an asshat.

"After it was stolen I got a call from Microsoft wondering why the same version of Windows was on 2 different computers at the same time."

Umm yeah, right.

Everything else he said was also pretty clearly BS but that one stood out. He needs to get back to studying yeast genetics.

eazyb81
04-21-2005, 03:43 PM
it's a smokescreen......

the teacher is bluffing, don't say anything!!!

ENDelt260
04-21-2005, 03:46 PM
Heh... the kid should be easy to find. One area of that lecture hall likely smells of fresh feces.

ENDelt260
04-21-2005, 03:50 PM
"After it was stolen I got a call from Microsoft wondering why the same version of Windows was on 2 different computers at the same time."

Umm yeah, right.

Think he woulda been pissed if someone busted up laughing at that point?

Taco John
04-21-2005, 03:52 PM
WTF is a PHP file?



It's a file used to call information from a database into a web browser... I think someone's jerked the file though...

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 03:56 PM
Has anyone in this thread seen it?

Saulbadguy
04-21-2005, 03:57 PM
Has anyone in this thread seen it?
Yes.

Jenson71
04-21-2005, 03:57 PM
I can't see get it to work. :mad:

Pants
04-21-2005, 03:58 PM
Even if one of those things is true, the kid is f*cked.

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 04:03 PM
Yes.

You can't grab it from your internet cache?

beavis
04-21-2005, 04:05 PM
"After it was stolen I got a call from Microsoft wondering why the same version of Windows was on 2 different computers at the same time."
Funny, they've never called me before.

That transponder must be pretty powerful too, considering whoever has it is ten feet in front of him and he couldn't pick them out.

ENDelt260
04-21-2005, 04:06 PM
The movie is in Real format. If'n you don't have realplayer installed, you'll get a prompt asking you what you want to do w/ a php file. Install realplayer, and it'll just fire up automatically and play the movie when you click the link.

beavis
04-21-2005, 04:06 PM
I can't see get it to work. :mad:
You need realplayer, if you don't have it.

Pitt Gorilla
04-21-2005, 04:07 PM
Heh... the kid should be easy to find. One area of that lecture hall likely smells of fresh feces.
:)

Pants
04-21-2005, 04:10 PM
Funny, they've never called me before.

That transponder must be pretty powerful too, considering whoever has it is ten feet in front of him and he couldn't pick them out.

What? He clearly said the thief was smart enough not to use the Berkley network.

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 04:12 PM
The movie is in Real format. If'n you don't have realplayer installed, you'll get a prompt asking you what you want to do w/ a php file. Install realplayer, and it'll just fire up automatically and play the movie when you click the link.

What link?

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 04:13 PM
MESA STUPID!

|Zach|
04-21-2005, 04:13 PM
Oh wow, that was awesome.

Pants
04-21-2005, 04:15 PM
The kid could also blackmail the prof, since his ass is on the line too for not securing the data.

penguinz
04-21-2005, 04:25 PM
It's a file used to call information from a database into a web browser...
Not quite right but nice try. :thumb:



PHP is a widely-used general-purpose scripting language that is especially suited for Web development and can be embedded into HTML.

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 04:26 PM
LMAO...dumbass teacher. Obviously pissed as hell.

I'd format the drive and keep the computer at that point.

KC Kings
04-21-2005, 04:27 PM
That is complete horseshit.
1. Microsoft called you after seeing 2 versions of the OS with the same serial number? Yeah, nobody shares software on a campus, Microsoft has tons of people sitting around watching for dup sn's and makes immediate phone calls to investigate.
2. The FBI is after this guy, yet the professor is still begging for his laptop, and is so mad/upset he is about to cry.
3. He has all these "important top secret files", and will be able to verify the integrity before his 11am flight?

This guy is completely bluffing, but if I was the theif I would still be nervous.

KC Kings
04-21-2005, 04:28 PM
P.S. Besides, any Berkely student would have copied the exam, then immediately formated the hd and installed Linix.

Baby Lee
04-21-2005, 04:34 PM
1. Microsoft called you after seeing 2 versions of the OS with the same serial number? Yeah, nobody shares software on a campus, Microsoft has tons of people sitting around watching for dup sn's and makes immediate phone calls to investigate.
Seems more likely the methodology would be;
the prof tries to install the windows on a new PC/laptop
MS informs him, when he attempts activation, that his activation is rejected because his current config differs from the prior installed config too much.
Having thwarted a 2nd installation of its software, MS bows out of the scene.

I don't think MS's activation process would yield to the prof anything more than the key componentry of his stolen computer, which I assume he already knows.
MS isn't gonna go out on the net and snoop out the specific location of a particular license key

penguinz
04-21-2005, 04:34 PM
P.S. Besides, any Berkely student would have copied the exam, then immediately formated the hd and installed Linix.
Don't you mean BSD?

ENDelt260
04-21-2005, 04:35 PM
P.S. Besides, any Berkely student would have copied the exam, then immediately formated the hd and installed Linix.
How funny would it be if that's exactly what happened. The prof is up there going on and on about the two Windows installs and the thief is trying not to bust up laughing.

Count Zarth
04-21-2005, 04:37 PM
How funny would it be if that's exactly what happened. The prof is up there going on and on about the two Windows installs and the thief is trying not to bust up laughing.

Yeah.

Actually I spoke out of turn. The prof is smart. He knows he's probably ****ed and his only hope is a clueless thief. Might as well cater to that theory.

If I jacked a prof's laptop the first thing I'd do is format it.

penguinz
04-21-2005, 08:35 PM
A berkely student is not going to install LINUX!They will install BSD!

DenverChief
04-21-2005, 09:09 PM
skip to about 48:50




:spock: its only 48:43 long....they must have cut it off

Pants
04-21-2005, 09:22 PM
:spock: its only 48:43 long....they must have cut it off

LOL, probably because of all the traffic they've been getting.

carlos3652
04-21-2005, 10:55 PM
:spock: its only 48:43 long....they must have cut it off
F*** I missed it... does anybody know where else to get this?

|Zach|
04-22-2005, 12:48 AM
Ugh, that sucks I missed it. I watched it once but did not download it locally. I wanted to extract the audio and put it on my site. If anyone saved the first version drop me a line.

chiefsfan58
04-22-2005, 01:17 AM
I got it here... :)

This prof. is lying out of his ass, he has nothing on the kid.

http://arash.mit.edu/Berkeley_Laptop_Thief.mp4
(plays in realplayer)

chiefsfan58
04-22-2005, 12:59 PM
bump for those who wanted to download this... :-P

Bwana
04-22-2005, 01:18 PM
Bluff Much? ROFL

Count Zarth
04-22-2005, 01:23 PM
http://www.brianpritchett.com/images/meanwhile.jpg

ENDelt260
04-22-2005, 02:44 PM
http://www.brianpritchett.com/images/meanwhile.jpg
Baha.