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KC Hawke
12-20-2000, 08:01 AM
Sung in the key of E flat:

Gun's nuts roasting on an open fire
Chiefs fans nipping at his butt
Carl and Lamar could care less about wins
So Merry Christmas-We've got Gun 10 more years.

Thank you Kansas City! Good Night!

The King of Beers
Probably the next Paul Simon<BR>

KC Hawke
12-24-2000, 11:53 AM
I've got one more for our favorite part-time pharmacist:

Sung to "The Little Drummer Boy"

The Little Dumber Boy

Pill's a real a-hole
He's a rump-a-rump rump
Pill had no gifts to bring
He's a rump-a-rump rump
Baby Jesus was looking a little plump
Pill's a rump-a-rump rump
So Pill wrote him a little Rx
He's a rump-a-rump rump, rump-a-rump rump, rump-a-rump rump
Now Jesus is slim and trim
Pill's a rump-a-rump rump
And Pill's doing 6 to 10 in the State Pen
Pill's a rump-a-rump rump.

I know that I should be nice this close to X-Mas, but I really can't stand the guy. However, I would like to take this opportunity to wish all of you the happiest and safest of holiday seasons. GO CHIEFS!!

The King of Beers
Happy Holidays!!!<BR>

Tribal Warfare
12-24-2000, 11:59 AM
i figured gun's song for today would be the backdoor boys or nstink, whoever it is that sings bye bye bye.

~R.I.P. Tupac Shakur~