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Simplex3
04-24-2005, 10:31 AM
Man, what is wrong with parents? Some of these names are horrible. It's not even like it was the family name and he got stuck with it, his parents actually PICKED that. :shake:

Darrent, Marviel, Ciatrick, Trai, just to name a few.

Douche Baggins
04-24-2005, 10:32 AM
TOUCHDOWN, CRAP!

Coach
04-24-2005, 10:33 AM
Holy Craphonso!

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 10:35 AM
Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.

Vegas_Dave
04-24-2005, 10:35 AM
I can imagine the chants...

"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!"

"Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap"

"Crapdown!"

Douche Baggins
04-24-2005, 10:37 AM
"WE'RE GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU YOU YOU!

Baby Lee
04-24-2005, 10:46 AM
Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.
Loo-fa Tatupu-lips
http://www.tinytim.org/photo/tiny-tim-jerry-heard.jpg

runnercyclist
04-24-2005, 10:59 AM
Black chicks get pretty freaking creative when it comes to naming thier babies. But CRAPHONSO? Somebody slap that bitch.

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 11:14 AM
It's almost as good a "Lemonjello" (La-mon-ja-lo)

cdcox
04-24-2005, 11:25 AM
CRA-phon-SO

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 12:40 PM
CRA-phon-SO
Really? Wow, thanks man.


:rolleyes:

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.


Erasmus was the forerunner of the Protestant Reformation. Just FYI.

jcroft
04-24-2005, 01:01 PM
It's not even like it was the family name and he got stuck with it, his parents actually PICKED that. :shake:


How do you know?

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 01:02 PM
I once overheard two black chicks talking about baby names. One said she thought placenta was a beautiful name.

jcroft
04-24-2005, 01:05 PM
I once overheard two black chicks talking about baby names. One said she thought placenta was a beautiful name.

I can say with a great deal of certainy, and from personal experience, that there is NOTHING beautiful about placenta.

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 01:36 PM
And now we have Ceandris Brown.

gblowfish
04-24-2005, 01:44 PM
Craphonso isn't even the worst name for a Chiefs player.

Remember Terdell Sands??

Sounds like something awful your kid finds buried in the sandbox.

How bout naming kids after the car they were conceived in?

"My kids? oh...well this is my son Chevelle, my daughter Tercell, and the baby's name is Corolla..."

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 02:28 PM
How do you know?
...because it isn't his last name?

I'll give people a pass on strange last names. You have no control over that. It's the people who go out and find strange names then give those names to their children that crack me up.

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 02:30 PM
Craphonso isn't even the worst name for a Chiefs player.

Remember Terdell Sands??

Sounds like something awful your kid finds buried in the sandbox.

How bout naming kids after the car they were conceived in?

"My kids? oh...well this is my son Chevelle, my daughter Tercell, and the baby's name is Corolla..."
Terdell? ROFL

Ok, that's worse. I was just pointing out that there seems to be more stange names every year.

Baby Lee
04-24-2005, 02:33 PM
I can say with a great deal of certainy, and from personal experience, that there is NOTHING beautiful about placenta.
Have you tried it over toast points?

jcroft
04-24-2005, 02:34 PM
...because it isn't his last name?


Any you've never heard of people carrying on first names through generations? I have no idea if it's a family name or not, but the fact that it isn't his last name certainly doesn't preclude it from being so...

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 02:37 PM
Any you've never heard of people carrying on first names through generations? I have no idea if it's a family name or not, but the fact that it isn't his last name certainly doesn't preclude it from being so...
Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.

Baby Lee
04-24-2005, 02:38 PM
Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.
Not even if it meant he'd be drafted by the Chiefs some day?

FringeNC
04-24-2005, 02:41 PM
Craphonso isn't even the worst name for a Chiefs player.

Remember Terdell Sands??

Sounds like something awful your kid finds buried in the sandbox.



I have to disagree. Craphonso is far worse than Terdell. It's spelled "turd", plus that word isn't used much....but to have your name start "Crap..." -- that's just unbelievable. How could anyone do that to a child?

Baby Lee
04-24-2005, 02:45 PM
And now we have Ceandris [Brown].
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours. . .

Simplex3
04-24-2005, 02:46 PM
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours. . .
ROFL

FringeNC
04-24-2005, 02:51 PM
Another name I always get a chuckle out of is "Cletidus Hunt".

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.
Well, OK, Assholio.

runnercyclist
04-24-2005, 02:58 PM
Ah, I see where you're going now. Still, If my father, grandfather, and myself were named "Assholio" I wouldn't give that name to my son.


That is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time. I tried to read this to my wife and I couldn't get through it. It litereally brought me to tears.

Thank you.

go bowe
04-24-2005, 02:58 PM
Brodney, Khalif, Erasmus...


Also, what's with Seattle and players with strange names? Itulu Mili, now Lofa Tatupu.those names aren't strange to me...

they sound like samoan names...

a lot of samoan kids play for west coast teams (since most samoans live on the west coast, or in utah)...

siavii is a samoan name...

kawika is more of a hawaiian name...

whoman69
04-24-2005, 03:01 PM
I can hear the opposing radio crew calling a TD of his.

"Oh crap, he scored."

Logical
04-24-2005, 03:06 PM
CRA-phon-SO

LOL I thought it was Crap - HO - nSO ROFL