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FloridaChief
04-24-2005, 03:23 PM
:mad:

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Woodrow Call
04-24-2005, 03:24 PM
F*ck him

Gravedigger
04-24-2005, 03:26 PM
I was about to post the same thing. He says that our defense isn't gonna be any better.... yeah he doesn't know shit. Who is this guy anyways I have never even heard of him except for being the number two anchor next to schlereth. He says we won't be able to work together. OK we have two badasses in Patrick Surtain and Sammy Knight who played together for a long time. So all's we have to bring into the group is hall bell and johnson... what a dick.

Wile_E_Coyote
04-24-2005, 03:30 PM
the grease off that stack of funnelcakes he has stacked on his head has seeped into his ears & his so called brains

stevieray
04-24-2005, 03:37 PM
the grease off that stack of funnelcakes he has stacked on his head has seeped into his ears & his so called brains

I bet the name on the color bottle said pompous blonde.

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 03:38 PM
Wasn't he a scrub RB for the Steelers?

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 03:47 PM
This assface has played more professional football than anyone on this board.

siberian khatru
04-24-2005, 03:49 PM
This assface has played more professional football than anyone on this board.

And received more concussions.

RJ
04-24-2005, 03:50 PM
Wasn't he a scrub RB for the Steelers?


Steelers and Bears, I think. He was a better RB than he is a commentator, and he wasn't that good a RB.

FloridaChief
04-24-2005, 03:51 PM
This assface has played more professional football than anyone on this board.

And still this doesn't change the fact that your facial features suspiciously resembles that of a homo sapien's buttocks, no?

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 03:52 PM
Scrub? I led the Steelers in rushing and receiving four out of my seven years.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 03:54 PM
I'm telling you folks...there's no way DJ could have even tackled me.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 03:54 PM
And still this doesn't change the fact that your facial features suspiciously resembles that of a homo sapien's buttocks, no?

Have you seen my wife?

stevieray
04-24-2005, 03:56 PM
Have you seen my wife?

is she the one that picked blonde?


just curious.

Ari Chi3fs
04-24-2005, 03:57 PM
Dumbass.

Bwana
04-24-2005, 03:57 PM
I'm telling you folks...there's no way DJ could have even tackled me.

With your limited speed, he would have had time to drink a beer, read the stock reports, wave to the fans and then hit the hole and one arm tackle your slow lead ass.

siberian khatru
04-24-2005, 03:58 PM
Have you seen my wife?

Just the top of her head.

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 03:59 PM
Cracking my shit up.

Cochise
04-24-2005, 04:00 PM
Guys always been a tard.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:00 PM
With your limited speed, he would have had time to drink a beer, read the stock reports, wave to the fans and then hit the hole and one arm tackle your slow lead ass.

Limited speed? Buddy I averaged over 4 yards a carry and almost 10 yards a catch in my 2nd year.

I would have plowed right through DJ's arm tackle.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:02 PM
Dumbass.

I think Carl Peterson is the dumbass for drafting a linebacker that can't tackle. How many of those are on your roster now?

Bwana
04-24-2005, 04:04 PM
Limited speed? Buddy I averaged over 4 yards a carry and almost 10 yards a catch in my 2nd year.

I would have plowed right through DJ's arm tackle.

PunkinDrublic
04-24-2005, 04:04 PM
Hey I have to say it's a pretty funny prank to come on here and post as Merrill Hoge to **** with some planateers. Look it's one analysts opinion the majority of experts will be saying that the Chiefs drastically improved the defense. Besides the real Merrill Hoge is probably too busy cruising for gay prostitutes to defend himself on this board.

dilligaf
04-24-2005, 04:04 PM
Just the top of her head.
Are you her hair stylist? :)

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:05 PM
You know what's bullshit? Chiefs fans hating Greg Robinson and then slobbering over a poor tackler from his defense.

JimNasium
04-24-2005, 04:26 PM
I would love to see someone start www.merrilhodgeisanassface.com

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:28 PM
I would love to see someone start www.merrilhodgeisanassface.com

I'll sue for defamation. Merril Hoge has an awesome lawyer.

JimNasium
04-24-2005, 04:30 PM
I'll sue for defamation. Merril Hoge has an awesome lawyer.
Matt Millen told me that you're a pillow biter.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:32 PM
Matt Millen told me that you're a pillow biter.

Matt Millen is even worse than Carl Peterson. Mike Williams? Are you kidding me? He listens to Mel Kiper, Jr, too much.

big nasty kcnut
04-24-2005, 04:33 PM
Trust me derrick johnson is a stud. Plus you merril hoge are not or never will be a factor back like priest and larry johnson.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:33 PM
Speaking of Mel, he has hair plugs. He's mostly jealous of my hair, that's why he's such a whiner.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:34 PM
Trust me derrick johnson is a stud. Plus you merril hoge are not or never will be a factor back like priest and larry johnson.

Are you kidding? I gained over 100 more yards than Larry in my 2nd year. I'll admit Priest is a stud.

Oh, DJ couldn't tackle either of those guys.

JimNasium
04-24-2005, 04:36 PM
Speaking of Mel, he has hair plugs. He's mostly jealous of my hair, that's why he's such a whiner.
Yeah, with that hair and those pimp-ass suits you almost make me want to be teh ghey.

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2005, 04:36 PM
What would make Merril Hoge even more of an assface would be if he actually went onto an internet message board to trash Derrick Johnson, recite his stats, and brag about his wife.

I don't think that level of ass-faciness is physically possible, though.

Kclee
04-24-2005, 04:39 PM
I'll sue for defamation. Merril Hoge has an awesome lawyer.




Bob Hoge?

JimNasium
04-24-2005, 04:40 PM
What would make Merril Hoge even more of an assface would be if he actually went onto an internet message board to trash Derrick Johnson, recite his stats, and brag about his wife.

I don't think that level of ass-faciness is physically possible, though.Never underestimate the power of ass-faciness.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:47 PM
What would make Merril Hoge even more of an assface would be if he actually went onto an internet message board to trash Derrick Johnson, recite his stats, and brag about his wife.

I won't sit here idly and watch Chiefs fans drool over a linebacker who will never make a pro bowl. You guys need the informed opinion of an expert NFL analyst.

I'm only trying to help. That loser Kiper is just going to get your hopes up.

chiefs4me
04-24-2005, 04:54 PM
I won't sit here idly and watch Chiefs fans drool over a linebacker who will never make a pro bowl. You guys need the informed opinion of an expert NFL analyst.

I'm only trying to help. That loser Kiper is just going to get your hopes up.





Is this really Mr. Bob Dole? ROFL

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 04:56 PM
Is this really Mr. Bob Dole? ROFL

No, I'm Merril Hoge. Expert NFL studio analyst and former stud running back of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Woodrow Call
04-24-2005, 04:58 PM
No, I'm Merril Hoge. Expert NFL studio analyst and former stud running back of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

ROFL This is funny sh*t

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 04:59 PM
I think Hoge is an assface.

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 05:02 PM
And so is Bob_Dole.

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 05:03 PM
ROFL This is funny sh*t

I'm dead serious. Your site is lucky to have me.

chiefs4me
04-24-2005, 05:04 PM
No, I'm Merril Hoge. Expert NFL studio analyst and former stud running back of the Pittsburgh Steelers.



someone lied to you....because honey you are no stud.ROFL

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 05:05 PM
someone lied to you....because honey you are no stud.ROFL

Honey? Are you a woman?

You should hear some of my conversations with Andrea Kramer and that dyke Suzy Kolber...women DO NOT know football.

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2005, 05:05 PM
Merrill seems to have grasped the features of the BB rather quickly for a member of 1 hour and 20 minutes...

Skip Towne
04-24-2005, 05:07 PM
someone lied to you....because honey you are no stud.ROFL
How come you haven't been around for the draft? You don't like football do you?

Merril Hoge
04-24-2005, 05:09 PM
Merrill seems to have grasped the features of the BB rather quickly for a member of 1 hour and 20 minutes...

Most internet BBs are the same. I'm registered on a number of ESPN-related boards.

JimNasium
04-24-2005, 05:10 PM
Most internet BBs are the same. I'm registered a number of ESPN-related boards.
Nice try you looser.

milkman
04-24-2005, 05:11 PM
Merrill seems to have grasped the features of the BB rather quickly for a member of 1 hour and 20 minutes...

Not to mention an Assface.
I'm assuming Assface is synonymous with idiot.

chiefs4me
04-24-2005, 05:53 PM
Honey? Are you a woman?

You should hear some of my conversations with Andrea Kramer and that dyke Suzy Kolber...women DO NOT know football.



:spock:......bite me asshole.:harumph:


Has anybody seen Killer today?:hmmm:

chiefs4me
04-24-2005, 05:55 PM
How come you haven't been around for the draft? You don't like football do you?



:spank:

Rausch
04-24-2005, 05:56 PM
Honey? Are you a woman?

You should hear some of my conversations with Andrea Kramer and that dyke Suzy Kolber...women DO NOT know football. ROFL

FloridaChief
04-24-2005, 06:01 PM
Guys,

I'm *really* embarrassed about this, but I had a serious typo when I started this thread....

Damn, is my face red...

...The thread title should read: Merrill Hoge is the BIGGEST Assyrian in the history of Assyrians.

I am *so* sorry 'bout this...man I feel like such an asshole...

KCJake
04-24-2005, 06:07 PM
I remember when Merrill came to my home town to sign autographs about 10 years ago. First time I met a NFL player.

milkman
04-24-2005, 06:12 PM
On another subject altogether, I'm watching NFL Total Access right now, and Terrell Davis sucks as badly as Hoge.

whoman69
04-24-2005, 08:02 PM
Are you kidding? I gained over 100 more yards than Larry in my 2nd year. I'll admit Priest is a stud.

Oh, DJ couldn't tackle either of those guys.
You neglected to mention that Hoge had 50 more carries than Johnson and that it was the 2nd highest total of his career. LJ has the potential to be a perenial 1000 yard rusher, which Hoge never got to despite over 200 carries in 1990.

mississippichiefan
04-24-2005, 08:48 PM
I heard those him and that other idiot say that about our defense , jaws is the only smart one on there . Go Chiefs !!

WilliamTheIrish
04-24-2005, 09:08 PM
Have you seen my wife?

1) Hasn't everybody?

2) Seen her? I've been banging her all weekend, you brain dead concussion machine.

WilliamTheIrish
04-24-2005, 09:15 PM
And another thing Cherrill, it wasn't wise to have three way sex with Greg Lloyd and Kordell Stewart. A real career killer that was.

Lloyd ends up with a mysterious 'staph infection' and goes into oblivion. You move away from Pitt due to a broken heart and the only remnant of the entire thing is the cheshire grin on Kordel's mug.

WilliamTheIrish
04-24-2005, 09:24 PM
And one more thing while I'm at it:

For the life of me I can't figure out why any entity would put a microphone in front of your grille.

Listening to Hoge makes the Monday Night Football "Mic'd Up" segments of Clinton Portis or Al Wilson sound like Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator.

Chiefs Pantalones
04-24-2005, 09:39 PM
I just got down watching the sports, and I heard DV say again that DJ will have to compete with Fujita for that spot. I'm not concerned. If he has to compete with Fujita for his spot, or the other side (no LBs there now, because of injury) I'm sure he'll win whatever he competes for. He's head and shoulders better than what we have on either side right now. And, not to mention, that's why we drafted him.