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Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 09:29 PM
Why the HELL did his name just pop into my head right now?

siberian khatru
04-24-2005, 09:30 PM
I think he's in the latest Fed Ex commercial. He's the guy loading boxes in the background.

ZootedGranny
04-24-2005, 09:33 PM
Because in an alternate reality, there is a "Being John Malkovich" type tunnel that connects to all of our heads, and Slocumb just literally jumped into your head, and is currently viewing exactly what you see.

It also helps explain deja vu. Once I saw a highlight clip of Raul Allegre's best kicks, and was taken aback by how familiar it all was. It was probably Wilford Brimley, a huge obscure NFL player fan, inside of my head at the time.

Braincase
04-24-2005, 09:35 PM
Is it taking a long time for Dr. Huxtable to catch a nut?

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 09:36 PM
I think he's in the latest Fed Ex commercial. He's the guy loading boxes in the background.Glad he's found a career after baseball.

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 09:37 PM
Because in an alternate reality, there is a "Being John Malkovich" type tunnel that connects to all of our heads, and Slocumb just literally jumped into your head, and is currently viewing exactly what you see.

It also helps explain deja vu. Once I saw a highlight clip of Raul Allegre's best kicks, and was taken aback by how familiar it all was. It was probably Wilford Brimley, a huge obscure NFL player fan, inside of my head at the time.This... this? This explains a lot.

Miles
04-24-2005, 09:39 PM
Damn thats really random.

ChiefsCountry
04-24-2005, 09:43 PM
I wish he was the Royals closer right now. Even him being retired could do better than what we got right now.

Miles
04-24-2005, 09:45 PM
I wish he was the Royals closer right now. Even him being retired could do better than what we got right now.

Well John Franco may be available soon.

Coach
04-24-2005, 09:48 PM
http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesplayers/slocumb.jpg

Saulbadguy
04-24-2005, 09:52 PM
Heathcliff Heathcliff, noone should terrify the neighborhood..but Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone!

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 09:53 PM
Anyways, this brings me to my next point.

Chuck McElroy was the bomb diggity.

<img src="http://museum.lamarpa.edu/cmcroy.jpg" style="width: 228px; height: 304px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 09:54 PM
And personally, I think Chuck McElroy looks more like a "Heathcliff Slocumb" than Heathcliff Slocumb.

Woodrow Call
04-24-2005, 09:55 PM
Anyways, this brings me to my next point.

Chuck McElroy was the bomb diggity.

<img src="http://museum.lamarpa.edu/cmcroy.jpg" style="width: 228px; height: 304px; border: 0" alt="" />

I always connected those 2 when I used to collect baseball cards as a kid.

When I saw this thread I automatically thought of Chuck McElroy. That is weird.

Ultra Peanut
04-24-2005, 09:58 PM
I always connected those 2 when I used to collect baseball cards as a kid.

When I saw this thread I automatically thought of Chuck McElroy. That is weird.That's even creepier than the "synchronicity" thread.

I think it's the names.

Coach
04-24-2005, 10:00 PM
McElroy was a good one.

Count Zarth
04-24-2005, 10:09 PM
Heathcliff Heathcliff, noone should terrify the neighborhood..but Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on everyone!

****! I was just thinking about that damn cartoon when I entered this thread.

Weren't there some hot kitty cats on that show?

Saulbadguy
04-25-2005, 06:16 AM
Anyways, this brings me to my next point.

Chuck McElroy was the bomb diggity.

<img src="http://museum.lamarpa.edu/cmcroy.jpg" style="width: 228px; height: 304px; border: 0" alt="" />
I must kill...the queen!