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ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 02:30 PM
The girls at work bought me a Betta for my birthday last month. I was cleaning the tank today and he went down the sink. I figured he was gone, so I ran hot water in my tank to clean out the scum. Well one of the girls came in and found the fish still in the garbage disposal, got him out and tried to revived him, but he was fried!

Didn't want to try boiled Betta, so I flushed him.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:32 PM
How much money did you make off of savebetta.com first?

ck_IN
04-28-2005, 02:33 PM
Dude, roll him in cornmeal and then fry him. That's the proper way to dispose of pet fish. Top if off with a nice white wine. Or an ice cold Coors.

ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 02:37 PM
He wouldn't have made much of a meal, more like swallowing gold fish. He was pretty, nice dark blue with white highlights.

MOhillbilly
04-28-2005, 02:43 PM
fighting fish:shake:
you need a bulldog.

Ultra Peanut
04-28-2005, 02:48 PM
How much money did you make off of savebetta.com first?I knew it was coming, but the first post?

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CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 02:49 PM
I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish.

One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up.

The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling.

That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:50 PM
I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish.

One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up.

The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling.

That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall.
You didn't offer to regurgitate it for her? It might've still been alive.

CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 02:51 PM
You didn't offer to regurgitate it for her? It might've still been alive.

I don't puke for nobody.

Ultra Peanut
04-28-2005, 02:52 PM
You didn't offer to regurgitate it for her? It might've still been alive.Yeah, but even if it had been, he saved her from having to spend a ton of money on therapy for the fish.

CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 02:54 PM
I think over the course of my drunken late teens and twenties, I must have downed somewhere around 20 or 30 live goldfish. You can't take me anywhere....

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 02:58 PM
fighting fish:shake:
you need a bulldog.

On 70 percent of the planet, a fighting fish would beat a bulldog in a fight...eventually.

Radar Chief
04-28-2005, 03:20 PM
I used to get drunk and eat our live goldfish.

One time, I was over at a buddy's house- his girlfriend at the time was living with him and we all came back to his place late one night for some partying when I noticed he had a fishtank. Dished my hand in there and ate one in front of everyone who started cracking up.

The girlfriend came down and instantly noticed her fish was gone and me standing in the middle of the room with water running down my cheeks. She was pissed! Started throwing things at us and then got down on her knees and started bawling.

That was the last time I ate a live fish. Or that I can recall.

:LOL:

Simplex3
04-28-2005, 03:24 PM
Am I the only one who noticed that Mr. Sadistic Fish Killer glossed right over HOW it wound up in the disposal in the first place?

If only he'd just put some antifreeze in it's bowl this could have all been avoided.

chiefs4me
04-28-2005, 03:28 PM
Murderer.....

Jenny Gump
04-28-2005, 03:53 PM
Could be worse, look what I found in MY garbage disposal...

Iowanian
04-28-2005, 03:58 PM
In college, my brother, buddy and I bought some Betas, and the PPV Tyson-Spinks fight. We bought a keg, had alot of people lined up, and were taking wagers on the fish fights, before the Tyson fight.

Both were dismal failures. The fish flared when the bags were together, but didn't even try to fight when dumped together.

The Tyson fight lasted about twice as gochiefs first experience with a lady will.

carlos3652
04-28-2005, 04:03 PM
Redrum...Redrum...Redrum...Redrum...

CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 04:13 PM
Could be worse, look what I found in MY garbage disposal...

You did NOT???

JimNasium
04-28-2005, 04:16 PM
You did NOT???
That's nothing. Look what I found in my garbage disposal:

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2004/poop.jpg

CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 04:18 PM
Well, Jim....that sounds like a personal problem there.

:D

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 04:53 PM
I had a minor clog in my kitchen sink a few years ago, and I was fishing around with a knife to get it unclogged. All of a sudden there was a "clink" and the sound of water pouring out under the sink, and I was bummed. It turned out that there was a spoon in the trap that the previous owner had dropped in there, and I poked it right through the bottom of the drain trap.

ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 04:53 PM
MOhillbilly fighting fish:shake:
you need a bulldog.

I have a deaf boxer.....does that count? I didn't buy the fish, the girls in the office bought it for me.

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 04:55 PM
MOhillbilly

I have a deaf boxer.....does that count? I didn't buy the fish, the girls in the office bought it for me.

Did Mike Tyson chew its ears off? Or did it get caught in the disposal too?

ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 04:55 PM
Call me a murder, mine was an accident. JennyGump is the real killer, murdered her son's pet. Now that takes some balls!

ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 04:56 PM
Did Mike Tyson chew its ears off? Or did it get caught in the disposal too?

Couldn't fit his head in the disposal, but he does only have three legs now. :(

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 04:57 PM
Couldn't fit his head in the disposal, but he does only have three legs now. :(
Man, you're rough on your pets.

chiefs4me
04-28-2005, 05:32 PM
Couldn't fit his head in the disposal, but he does only have three legs now. :(





:spock:...........

Jenny Gump
05-02-2005, 07:26 PM
Call me a murder, mine was an accident. JennyGump is the real killer, murdered her son's pet. Now that takes some balls!

FWIW, Elvis the Hamster is still alive and well. However, that could change at any moment.

IA_Chiefs_fan
05-02-2005, 07:34 PM
Have any of you seen the new really huge strain of beta fish?

IA_Chiefs_fan
05-02-2005, 07:34 PM
They're called Master Betas!

Nzoner
05-02-2005, 07:39 PM
FWIW, Elvis the Hamster is still alive and well. However, that could change at any moment.

Great,thanks to seeing elvis and hamster in the same sentence I'm gonna have that damn hamster dance in my head all night.

kcfan88
05-02-2005, 09:52 PM
On 70 percent of the planet, a fighting fish would beat a bulldog in a fight...eventually.

Now that's FUNNY!

Kerberos
05-02-2005, 10:17 PM
That's nothing. Look what I found in my garbage disposal:

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2004/poop.jpg

You found a pile of rubber dog shit from Hong Kong in your disposal?


wow ... I mean .... WOW !


:spock: