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ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 01:30 PM
I swear, it's never ending. I'm blowing my nose like every five minutes. I don't think I have enough kleenex to last me until quitting time.

ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 01:32 PM
Same here, ever ending producer!

munkey
04-28-2005, 01:32 PM
Depends....cold or allergy?

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 01:33 PM
I've been saying this for years: the first person to find a commercially viable use for snot will be a millionaire.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 01:38 PM
Depends....cold or allergy?
Give the answers for both. I'll report back when I run out of snot, and then we'll know what my affliction is.

ChiefsOne
04-28-2005, 01:38 PM
I can't image were all that stuff is held or produced. I know my nasal passages won't hold that much.

Donger
04-28-2005, 01:39 PM
My noise runs like crazy when I get a cold. I'd estimate that it produced about a quart of snot during my last cold.

Beatlemanu
04-28-2005, 01:39 PM
I've been saying this for years: the first person to find a commercially viable use for snot will be a millionaire.

Interesting, so like a sperm bank, you could start a snot bank... but what could you use it for???
:hmmm:

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 01:43 PM
Interesting, so like a sperm bank, you could start a snot bank... but what could you use it for???
:hmmm:


That's not a bad start. You come in, we give you some porn, and you blow your ... nose.

Now all we need is a use for the snot. I wonder if it could somehow be used as a lubricant for third-world factories, or maybe some kind of filler in high-protein snacks.


(And there it is, folks. Post #30,000.)

munkey
04-28-2005, 01:45 PM
Give the answers for both. I'll report back when I run out of snot, and then we'll know what my affliction is.

cold = One box of kleenex (make sure its the kingsize with lotion) and you can keep track cuz you should be sick at home.

Allergy = I'm not sure....You can't keep track of kleenex since your outside giving it the one finger farmer blow every 30 minutes. In other words the box of kleenex will last alot longer. I would suggest that you not carry around one of those cloth hankies though....thats just nasty.

siberian khatru
04-28-2005, 01:48 PM
I don't think I have enough kleenex to last me until quitting time.

That's why I always wear long-sleeve shirts.

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 01:48 PM
I'll bet you could use snot as the material that holds Rice Krispie treats together. It's got to be healthier than marshmallow. You'd just have to overcome a pretty significant marketing problem.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 01:48 PM
cold = One box of kleenex (make sure its the kingsize with lotion) and you can keep track cuz you should be sick at home.

Pft. Like I'm gonna let some little cold keep me at home.

your outside giving it the one finger farmer blow every 30 minutes.

If I tried to pull that trick with what's coming out my nose today, I'd make quite the mess. Did it a few times in the shower this morning to clear things out, but it's easier cleanup in there.

go bowe
04-28-2005, 01:53 PM
That's not a bad start. You come in, we give you some porn, and you blow your ... nose.

Now all we need is a use for the snot. I wonder if it could somehow be used as a lubricant for third-world factories, or maybe some kind of filler in high-protein snacks.


(And there it is, folks. Post #30,000.)congratulations... :toast:

you are truly one of the wheels upon which chiefs planet turns...

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:34 PM
Well, I just pulled the last kleenex out of the box. Course, the box wasn't full at the start of the day.

This sucks. I better be better by tomorrow. If this crap ruins my Friday night drinking I'll be pissed.

CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 02:37 PM
Well, I just pulled the last kleenex out of the box. Course, the box wasn't full at the start of the day.

This sucks. I better be better by tomorrow. If this crap ruins my Friday night drinking I'll be pissed.

If you don't have the cold, then you have a sinus infection. Take a load of those Sinus pills- I used to get those infections all the time when I was doing blow....Before you know it, you'll be back to normal and the medicine you take will be a nice little adventure for you when you go drinking.

Katipan
04-28-2005, 02:40 PM
Stop snorting coke for breakfast.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:42 PM
Stop snorting coke for breakfast.
Actually, I think what did me in was the morning I sprinkled coke all over my corn flakes and snorted a couple lines of sugar.

Otter
04-28-2005, 02:42 PM
De-con-gestant

Simplex3
04-28-2005, 02:43 PM
Give the answers for both. I'll report back when I run out of snot, and then we'll know what my affliction is.

When I was a kid I suffered from really bad fall allergies. I can tell you from experience you can stop the snot by avoiding all fluids. It's a little hard on the rest of your body, but it works.

chiefs4me
04-28-2005, 02:44 PM
Stop snorting coke for breakfast.



no...he must of done it last night.......and this is the results.:)

Katipan
04-28-2005, 02:44 PM
Actually, I think what did me in was the morning I sprinkled coke all over my corn flakes and snorted a couple lines of sugar.

If you really did snort powdered sugar, your snot would taste really good all day long.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:46 PM
De-con-gestant
I've got a bunch of pseudoephedrine floating around in my system right now.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:47 PM
When I was a kid I suffered from really bad fall allergies. I can tell you from experience you can stop the snot by avoiding all fluids. It's a little hard on the rest of your body, but it works.
F*ck that. The shit's been running down the back of my throat the past couple days. F*ckin' up my throat, makin' me cough. I've drinking water like there's no tomorrow just to keep my throat wet.

Come to think of it... guess the coughing hasn't been as bad today.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:48 PM
If you really did snort powdered sugar, your snot would taste really good all day long.
Next time I blow my nose you taste the kleenex and let me know.

mlyonsd
04-28-2005, 02:50 PM
F*ck that. The shit's been running down the back of my throat the past couple days. F*ckin' up my throat, makin' me cough. I've drinking water like there's no tomorrow just to keep my throat wet.

Come to think of it... guess the coughing hasn't been as bad today.

Cheer up, I came down with what sounds like the same thing April 5th. I still wake myself up coughing at least once a night.

Have a nice day.

CosmicPal
04-28-2005, 02:52 PM
You should go to a hospital for that.

When you get there, you demand they give you a lot of morphine and have a nurse with you at all times. Preferably one that is hot.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 02:55 PM
You should go to a hospital for that.

When you get there, you demand they give you a lot of morphine and have a nurse with you at all times. Preferably one that is hot.
Do you have any idea what my copay is?

I better get a bj from that nurse.

cdcox
04-28-2005, 02:57 PM
If this crap ruins my Friday night drinking I'll be pissed.

My philosophy is that whatever germ you have views your body as a hotel. If you pamper yourself, get lots of rest, etc, they are going to think they are staying at the Plaza or something and settle in for a spell. Do a couple nights of heavy drinking and the germs will be saying: "This joint is a real fleabag. I'm outta here."

Katipan
04-28-2005, 03:00 PM
Next time I blow my nose you taste the kleenex and let me know.

I think you're mocking me.

Apparently you just aren't aware of how much snot makes it onto the back of your tongue.

But I bet you do remember your teeth going numb a few times.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 03:01 PM
I think you're mocking me.

That would be really out of character for me.

But I bet you do remember your teeth going numb a few times.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 03:39 PM
I'll bet that you could sell cans of snot, and movers could spray it on the floor to help slide heavy objects without messing up the floor.

ExtremeChief
04-28-2005, 03:46 PM
.78 lbs for colds
.23 lbs for allergies

www.snot.com

Count Zarth
04-28-2005, 03:48 PM
I swear, it's never ending. I'm blowing my nose like every five minutes. I don't think I have enough kleenex to last me until quitting time.

I blow my nose alot too. I go through boxes so fast everyone probably thinks I'm addicted to masturbation.

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 03:51 PM
I'll bet that snot could be packaged in fireworks to make a beautiful green explosion.

Count Zarth
04-28-2005, 03:51 PM
I'll bet that you could sell cans of snot, and movers could spray it on the floor to help slide heavy objects without messing up the floor.

Little kids already love to eat snot. I think someone should gather huge vats of snot, process it, turn it into a kiddie treat, and sell it. There's got to be some kind of appropriate synonym for snot that you can use on the nutritional information s to get past the FDA.

ENDelt260
04-28-2005, 03:58 PM
snot.com has some manner of weird, anti-Disneyland bent.

Rain Man
04-28-2005, 04:31 PM
Little kids already love to eat snot. I think someone should gather huge vats of snot, process it, turn it into a kiddie treat, and sell it. There's got to be some kind of appropriate synonym for snot that you can use on the nutritional information s to get past the FDA.

Rhino JuiceŽ, made with 100 percent pure rhino juice. It would sell like gangbusters.

yunghungwell
04-29-2005, 07:10 AM
I really don't know about snot quantities, but I do happen to know that you can literally piss a full gallon of urine in a matter of 3-4 hours. You do have to try. It doesn't happen accidently, and a little training doesn't hurt either.

Baby Lee
04-29-2005, 07:31 AM
How much snot can a person produce in one day?
It's Captain Trips.

blueballs
02-24-2009, 09:14 PM
Interesting, so like a sperm bank, you could start a snot bank... but what could you use it for???
:hmmm:

the sig pics are missed

blueballs
02-24-2009, 09:16 PM
I'll bet you could use snot as the material that holds Rice Krispie treats together. It's got to be healthier than marshmallow. You'd just have to overcome a pretty significant marketing problem.

you sick bastard

boogblaster
02-24-2009, 10:06 PM
Snot is knot forgot ... capture in glass jars and enjoy all year long ....