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Phobia
04-29-2005, 08:31 AM
that all the new jokes are required to insult everybody equally? If each race is dinged in the joke, it's somehow acceptable. I wish whomever was in charge of "politically correct" would give us our jokes back.

That having been said, here's one of those jokes:

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive..
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car

ROYC75
04-29-2005, 08:37 AM
Funny.....

Now get back to work.

cookster50
04-29-2005, 08:53 AM
Funny.....

Ehh, not really.

whoman69
04-29-2005, 10:22 AM
What no jokes about Orientals?

I've heard some comedians state that only blacks should tell jokes about blacks, jews tell jokes about jews, etc...So if Bernie Mac tells a joke it funny, but if Richard Lewis told the same joke, it would be offensive.

Gravedigger
04-29-2005, 10:26 AM
I like the tupac is dead and teeth should not be decorated one's that's funny.

Ari Chi3fs
04-29-2005, 10:31 AM
I got this in an email about 4 months ago. Please keep up Phil... or get cooler friends.

dilligaf
04-29-2005, 10:37 AM
Its Ok Phob, I thought it was funny.

HemiEd
04-29-2005, 10:38 AM
Elvis is dead? :hmmm: When did that happen and who said so?

Ultra Peanut
04-29-2005, 10:39 AM
I stopped at #5 on the first list. Yawn.

Ultra Peanut
04-29-2005, 10:40 AM
Its Ok Phob, I thought it was funny.Maybe so, but your sense of humor is right shit.

Lzen
04-29-2005, 10:45 AM
All those white ones I did know and admit. :p

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

ROFL Now that was funny. Some of the others were pretty good, too.

Adept Havelock
04-29-2005, 10:46 AM
I miss Mel Brooks, he din't care what race you were, he'd mock them all!

dilligaf
04-29-2005, 10:47 AM
Maybe so, but your sense of humor is right shit.
Yes it is and I like it. :)

Reaper16
04-29-2005, 02:47 PM
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

Someone is gonna' get beat. Untrue.

PastorMikH
04-29-2005, 02:50 PM
Here's a joke...


If Phil only had one arm, how would you get him out of a tree?






Wave.

stevieray
04-29-2005, 02:52 PM
Elvis is dead? :hmmm: When did that happen and who said so?

thankya thankya very much.

Skip Towne
04-29-2005, 02:53 PM
Not funny.

Simplex3
04-29-2005, 03:01 PM
What no jokes about Orientals?

I've heard some comedians state that only blacks should tell jokes about blacks, jews tell jokes about jews, etc...So if Bernie Mac tells a joke it funny, but if Richard Lewis told the same joke, it would be offensive.
Jokes on you, that's Asain, not Oriental. I'm just sayin'.

Simplex3
04-29-2005, 03:02 PM
Here's a joke...


If Phil only had one arm, how would you get him out of a tree?






Wave.
Huh. i was going to go with "shoot him" or "chop the tree down so it fell on him". Yours would work, too.

ENDelt260
04-29-2005, 03:14 PM
that all the new jokes are required to insult everybody equally? If each race is dinged in the joke, it's somehow acceptable. I wish whomever was in charge of "politically correct" would give us our jokes back

Ugh, beyond that the shit just isn't even funny. I got about halfway through the first top ten list before I wanted to slap the shit out of the thirteen year old that wrote it and passed it off as wit.

ENDelt260
04-29-2005, 03:16 PM
I've heard some comedians state that only blacks should tell jokes about blacks, jews tell jokes about jews, etc...

Who left them in charge of the rules? I'll tell a joke about whoever the hell I please.

Jenson71
04-29-2005, 03:21 PM
There's about 5 black kids in my grade now that just came over from East High after spring break. They always meet up in the bathroom after lunch. I've always thought about yelling, "What is this? A meeting of the SNCC?"

I imagine they wouldn't have a clue what that is, but I picture them jumping me anyway.