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Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:11 PM
I've perused the player photos on kcchiefs.com and I think I've narrowed it down to five:

Lional Dalton:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/lional_dalton.jpg

Kendall Gammon

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/kendall_gammon.jpg

Damon Huard

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/damon_huard.jpg

Samie Parker

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/samie_parker.jpg

Montique Sharpe

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/montique_sharpe.jpg

Stay tuned! Tomorrow we'll have the Chiefs beauty pageant poll!

jspchief
04-29-2005, 09:14 PM
Gammon certainly has the best smile...

Bowser
04-29-2005, 09:15 PM
I dare you to call Montique Sharpe ugly to his face.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-29-2005, 09:17 PM
I gotta go with Erin, Ginger, Laura W., Kendra, Kara, and Shannon over ANY of the guys you mentioned.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleaders/

Mr. Kotter
04-29-2005, 09:17 PM
Have you seen pics of "Boomer".... :shake:

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:18 PM
That's just bad photography. You should see Ginger in person.

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:19 PM
Have you seen pics of "Boomer".... :shake:

He's not that bad. Looks like Matt Damon on roids:

http://www.pantagraph.com/flick/art/grigsby0118.jpg

Mr. Kotter
04-29-2005, 09:19 PM
I gotta go with Erin, Ginger, Laura W., Kendra, Kara, and Shannon over ANY of the guys you mentioned.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleaders/

I'd admit, the cheerleaders aren't playboy material, but.....man, I'm wondering about you from now on.... :shake:

Fried Meat Ball!
04-29-2005, 09:19 PM
That's just bad photography. You should see Ginger in person.
In person, from 50 yards, not a one of them looks like a shemale.

Seriously, though... I know. I'm a photographer and can spot the bad pix from a mile away. You're completely right.

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:20 PM
Here's a good pic of Ginger:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/33_02ginger.jpg

Fried Meat Ball!
04-29-2005, 09:21 PM
I'd admit, the cheerleaders aren't playboy material, but.....man, I'm wondering about you from now on.... :shake:
OK, from the pictures (which I know, are bad) there are at least four cheerleaders on the Chiefs squad that look like shemales.

Skip Towne
04-29-2005, 09:22 PM
You should post your pic in there. I'll bet you're right in there among 'em.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-29-2005, 09:23 PM
You should post your pic in there. I'll bet you're right in there among 'em.
You're probably right... but I'm not a cheerleader. I'm a newspaper guy... I'm media, but I'm too ugly for TV so I stuck with the radio first, now the newspaper... as a filmmaker, I stay BEHIND the camera as director/producer.

Bowser
04-29-2005, 09:23 PM
Here's a good pic of Ginger:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/33_02ginger.jpg


Whoever hired that photographer needs to be kicked in the balls.

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:23 PM
You should post your pic in there. I'll bet you're right in there among 'em.

Gee! Didn't see that coming from old Skippy!

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:23 PM
You're probably right... but I'm not a cheerleader. I'm a newspaper guy... I'm media, but I'm too ugly for TV so I stuck with the radio first, now the newspaper... as a filmmaker, I stay BEHIND the camera as director/producer.

He's talking about me.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-29-2005, 09:24 PM
He's talking about me.
Oops... Sorry, thought he was harrassing me about thinking the cheerleaders are ugly.

go bowe
04-29-2005, 09:25 PM
I gotta go with Erin, Ginger, Laura W., Kendra, Kara, and Shannon over ANY of the guys you mentioned.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleaders/ good heavens...

if you look at a few of the hideous ones first, then look at erin...

now that's scary ugly... :eek: :eek: :eek:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Phobia
04-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Whoever hired that photographer needs to be kicked in the balls.

It's political, I'm sure. The Chiefs photographer has been with the team for - well, probably since the merger. Kinda like Grigsby, the band, and the entire front office. Lamar Hunt doesn't fire people, but he'll allow them to die if they wish.

nychief
04-29-2005, 09:26 PM
Is sharpe still on the roster?

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:26 PM
good heavens...

if you look at a few of the hideous ones first, then look at erin...

now that's scary ugly... :eek: :eek: :eek:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I think she's just on crack or something. Here's a good pic:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/48_12erin.jpg

Bowser
04-29-2005, 09:29 PM
It's political, I'm sure. The Chiefs photographer has been with the team for - well, probably since the merger. Kinda like Grigsby, the band, and the entire front office. Lamar Hunt doesn't fire people, but he'll allow them to die if they wish.

Are you sure? Steadman doesn't seem to be cooperating...........

Skip Towne
04-29-2005, 09:32 PM
You should post your pic in there. I'll bet you're right in there among 'em.

Skip Towne
04-29-2005, 09:37 PM
It's political, I'm sure. The Chiefs photographer has been with the team for - well, probably since the merger. Kinda like Grigsby, the band, and the entire front office. Lamar Hunt doesn't fire people, but he'll allow them to die if they wish.
Who has he allowed to die? Shaaf and Steadman are still employed. Even after their 20 year plan to aquire high draft choices.

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:38 PM
You should post your pic in there. I'll bet you're right in there among 'em.

You should post this again. I didn't quite catch it.

Bwana
04-29-2005, 09:43 PM
Have you got a good look at Warfield?

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:45 PM
Have you got a good look at Warfield?

Yeah, I thought he would be in the top 10....I also considered Kevin Sampson.

Bwana
04-29-2005, 09:52 PM
To be honest, I could care less If any of them have been hit with the ugly stick as long as they can kick some tail this season.

wildcat09
04-29-2005, 10:12 PM
i would throw Eddie Freeman in the mix too. Is he still even with the team anymore?

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 10:37 PM
i would throw Eddie Freeman in the mix too. Is he still even with the team anymore?

No.

jayhawktx
04-29-2005, 10:51 PM
Lamar Hunt doesn't fire people, but he'll allow them to die if they wish.

Great, how old is Carl?

elvomito
04-30-2005, 03:10 AM
you forgot dexter mcleon. at first he looks normal, but let him smile, and he looks like a prehistoric shark incarnated. he could probably swallow a football

Nightfyre
04-30-2005, 03:41 AM
Carol is my favorite so far...

One accomplishment I still hope to fulfill in my lifetime: Cheer for the Chiefs at the Super Bowl!

Nightfyre
04-30-2005, 03:43 AM
goddamned photographer makes all their noses look ginormous

tk13
04-30-2005, 03:50 AM
goddamned photographer makes all their noses look ginormous
Hey, he nose his stuff.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 03:55 AM
Hey, he nose his stuff.

SNOT!

Nightfyre
04-30-2005, 03:55 AM
after all is said and done, though, the last lady wins it out. Trisha, You are the best KC Cheerleader. http://www.kcchiefs.com/cheerleader/trisha/

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 04:02 AM
I dig this one more:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/44_06jessie.jpg

Nightfyre
04-30-2005, 04:06 AM
I dig this one more:

shes hotter, but she doesnt wish to cheer for teh chiefs at a Sb and wasnt a probowl Cheerleader.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 04:07 AM
shes hotter, but she doesnt wish to cheer for teh chiefs at a Sb and wasnt a probowl Cheerleader.

I'll get her to scream "GO CHIEFS! GO CHIEFS!"

Nightfyre
04-30-2005, 04:09 AM
I'll get her to scream "GO CHIEFS! GO CHIEFS!"
ROFL Doesnt happen very often, I take it? ROFL

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 04:12 AM
ROFL Doesnt happen very often, I take it? ROFL

Wouldn't it be kind of hot for a chick to yell "TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY! YES! YES" during sex? I think so.

Nightfyre
04-30-2005, 04:23 AM
Wouldn't it be kind of hot for a chick to yell "TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY! YES! YES" during sex? I think so.
gochiefs, I think sex is a prerequisite... :p

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 04:25 AM
gochiefs, I think sex is a prerequisite... :p

I'm just throwing out ideas. Get your woman to yell it out next time and give us a report.

Kerberos
04-30-2005, 05:16 AM
I think she's just on crack or something. Here's a good pic:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/48_12erin.jpg


I'd HIT it ... In the dark.... with a BAT :D



Seriously ... I bet it ain't that bad in a dark room and you could always hold your head HIGH and say .... YEA, I banged a KC CHIEFS Cheerleader before.


:hmmm:



.

Over-Head
04-30-2005, 05:43 AM
I'll get her to scream
What do you plan on doing, lobbing your action figures out a 10 story window at her? :rolleyes:

Over-Head
04-30-2005, 05:52 AM
I'd HIT it ... In the dark.... with a BAT :D



Seriously ... I bet it ain't that bad in a dark room and you could always hold your head HIGH and say .... YEA, I banged a KC CHIEFS Cheerleader before.


:hmmm:



.
Holy shit you guy's have some ugly ass pom pom girls :shake:

Rain Man
04-30-2005, 04:34 PM
In person, from 50 yards, not a one of them looks like a shemale.



Not even Kendrea?

Baby Lee
04-30-2005, 04:42 PM
Here's a good pic of Ginger:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/33_02ginger.jpg
She's a two face.
You mean like a batman villian?
If that helps you.

Frankie
04-30-2005, 06:10 PM
I couldn't vote, cause I wasn't sure if you meant "put together" with the last choice.

CoMoChief
04-30-2005, 06:12 PM
The ugliest Chief is our Cheerleaders!

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2005, 06:21 PM
Shauntel is the hottest cheerleader. 100% hispanic. Yummy.