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Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 09:53 PM
So... who?

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:53 PM
No poll? Lazy thread effort.

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 09:54 PM
I say Sandra Bernhard.

http://record.wustl.edu/2003/2-21-03/images/bernhard.jpg

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:54 PM
I say Sandra Bernhard.

http://record.wustl.edu/2003/2-21-03/images/bernhard.jpg

I'd hit it.

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 09:54 PM
No poll? Lazy thread effort.
Sorry, too many options.

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 09:55 PM
I'd hit it.
You're sick. Seriously, that's just nasty.

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 09:57 PM
Oops. Nevermind. I meant I'd hit it with my fist:

http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/starstruck/bernhard.jpg

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 09:57 PM
Oops. Nevermind. I meant I'd hit it with my fist:
That's more like it.

tk13
04-29-2005, 10:00 PM
David Gest. He's a walking space alien.

Stinger
04-29-2005, 10:04 PM
http://www.iconoclast.ca/databases/images/arosie-piggy-odonnel.jpg

aaahhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skip Towne
04-29-2005, 10:06 PM
I nominate Gochiefs. He isn't much of a celebrity but he is damned ugly. He can stop an 8 day clock.

Nzoner
04-29-2005, 10:08 PM
I had to look up Fast Times At Ridgemont High to get the actor's name as I remember him only as Mr Vargas
http://www.upnext.com/gui/vincent.jpg
Vincent Schiavelli

Ultra Peanut
04-29-2005, 10:08 PM
I'd hit both of those bitches... with a car.

Phobia
04-29-2005, 10:10 PM
Camryn Manheim or something like that. Bitch is nasty.

Nzoner
04-29-2005, 10:15 PM
Honey Bunny my ass
http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_1108528.jpg

tk13
04-29-2005, 10:26 PM
I had to look up Fast Times At Ridgemont High to get the actor's name as I remember him only as Mr Vargas
http://www.upnext.com/gui/vincent.jpg
Vincent Schiavelli
Dude! He was in Dorf on Golf!

Leeeeoooonard!

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 10:28 PM
I nominate Gochiefs. He isn't much of a celebrity but he is damned ugly. He can stop an 8 day clock.

According to hotornot.com I'm hotter than 52 percent of the site.

jspchief
04-29-2005, 10:30 PM
Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.

Ultra Peanut
04-29-2005, 10:34 PM
Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.She's off-putting, I'll agree, but she doesn't rank up there with the Rosie O'Donnells of the world.

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 10:34 PM
Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.
I kinda find her "goofy" looking... and I tend to think it's rather cute. :hmmm:

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 10:35 PM
I've liked her character in every Joan Cusak movie I've seen (granted that's only about 2). Personality goes along way.

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 10:36 PM
http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/C/cusack_joan/jc.jpg

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 10:36 PM
http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/C/cusack_joan/jc.jpg

She must have lost some weight. I'd hit it!

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 10:37 PM
She must have lost some weight. I'd hit it!
I would, certainly.

tk13
04-29-2005, 10:45 PM
I've liked her character in every Joan Cusak movie I've seen (granted that's only about 2). Personality goes along way.
Go watch "Toys" then tell us what you think.

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 10:47 PM
Go watch "Toys" then tell us what you think.
She's still kinda cute.

Rudy lost the toss
04-29-2005, 11:16 PM
Darlene Cates

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Heights/1787/d4.JPG

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Heights/1787/

chappy
04-29-2005, 11:30 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/blossom.bmp


EWE!!!!!!!!

chappy
04-29-2005, 11:33 PM
hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp

Fire Me Boy!
04-29-2005, 11:35 PM
hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp
You got me, there.

I withdraw Sandra Bernhard as my nomination for ugliest. Most irritating, maybe. I still wanna hit her. But, DAMN... MJ is f'ugly.

Count Zarth
04-29-2005, 11:36 PM
hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp

He's regarded as quite handsome on his home planet.

SBK
04-30-2005, 12:13 AM
He's regarded as quite handsome on his home planet.

That was a good one! ROFL

Rosie was the first name that popped in my head, but Thriller is so ugly he's hard to look at.....

Rain Man
04-30-2005, 04:51 PM
You have to go with Michael Jackson, but I'd give the silver medal to the guy who got carjacked during the Seinfeld finale, John Pinette.

http://www.flipschultz.com/pictures/famous/mepinette.jpg

OmahaChief
04-30-2005, 05:00 PM
I also thought Lyle Lovett was one ugly Mofo.

http://a220.g.akamaitech.net/7/220/34/d711b427c97934/tlc.discovery.com/convergence/humanface/photos/gallery/photo9_lg.jpg

Frankie
04-30-2005, 06:03 PM
hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp


DING, DING, DING, DING,........WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

Frankie
04-30-2005, 06:05 PM
I'd hit it.
gochiefs=Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Frankie
04-30-2005, 06:06 PM
I also thought Lyle Lovett was one ugly Mofo.

http://a220.g.akamaitech.net/7/220/34/d711b427c97934/tlc.discovery.com/convergence/humanface/photos/gallery/photo9_lg.jpg
ROFL
The posts here are definitely getting warmer.

Delano
04-30-2005, 06:13 PM
You have to go with Michael Jackson, but I'd give the silver medal to the guy who got carjacked during the Seinfeld finale, John Pinette.

http://www.flipschultz.com/pictures/famous/mepinette.jpg

Is that beast trying to give a thumbs-up or punch the guy he is with?

Bob Dole
04-30-2005, 06:14 PM
What? No love for the mayor of Skankville?

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/603/Love_N.jpg

CoMoChief
04-30-2005, 06:20 PM
Without a doubt, Macy Gray

Stinger
04-30-2005, 06:20 PM
What? No love for the mayor of Skankville?

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/603/Love_N.jpg


http://ohregina.com/drugsrbad.jpg

Delano
04-30-2005, 06:21 PM
Blech..

http://vintagestars.com/river/CourtneyLooksLike/KellyOsbourne_Xiola.jpg

Rain Man
04-30-2005, 07:40 PM
The Olsen twins have really gone downhill.

milkman
04-30-2005, 07:49 PM
Mimi from The Drew Carrey Show gets my nomination.

http://www.kissdominion.com/GNMIMI.JPG

milkman
04-30-2005, 07:52 PM
And why is this woman treated like she's some Hollywood hottie?

http://www.geocities.com/juliettelewis3/pictures/002.jpg

whoman69
04-30-2005, 09:49 PM
According to hotornot.com I'm hotter than 52 percent of the site.
And still can't get laid with a bag of bananas in a monkey whorehouse.

ChiefFripp
05-01-2005, 01:20 AM
Male: Dennis Franz
Female: Whoopie Goldberg

Gravedigger
05-01-2005, 03:16 AM
macey grey hands down she's ugly and annoying

Braincase
05-01-2005, 06:05 AM
The woman who played the receptionist, "Agnes" on Moonlighting...
http://www.arcadia-tv.com/photos/dieu/saison2/2x04catgod.jpg

and her husband, the guy who was the subway ghost in "Ghost"...
http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~akkira/oyaji/vincent/vin.jpg

Get my vote for ugliest married couple.

lawrenceRaider
05-01-2005, 07:32 AM
And why is this woman treated like she's some Hollywood hottie?

http://www.geocities.com/juliettelewis3/pictures/002.jpg


When she was younger, she was fine as hell. However, as she ages, she gets uglier and uglier. Personally, I think it is because while she was thin when she was younger, she still had some of that baby fat that mader her look scrumptious, but she has gotten drug thin with age, and looks nasty as hell.

LR :shake:

Baby Lee
05-01-2005, 07:36 AM
And why is this woman treated like she's some Hollywood hottie?

http://www.geocities.com/juliettelewis3/pictures/002.jpg
Because for the 99.9999% of the time that she's not in corn rows, she's hot, hot HOT!!!!
Check the scene in Natural Born Killers when she's f*cking with the dude, while she's draped over the Corvette.

Baby Lee
05-01-2005, 07:37 AM
When she was younger, she was fine as hell. However, as she ages, she gets uglier and uglier. Personally, I think it is because while she was thin when she was younger, she still had some of that baby fat that mader her look scrumptious, but she has gotten drug thin with age, and looks nasty as hell.

LR :shake:
She looked just fine on 'I Love the 90's' :shrug:

From the Collateral Premiere last fall
http://movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/collateral/juliette_lewis/collateralprem1.jpg

Frankie
05-01-2005, 11:08 AM
The woman who played the receptionist, "Agnes" on Moonlighting...
http://www.arcadia-tv.com/photos/dieu/saison2/2x04catgod.jpg

and her husband, the guy who was the subway ghost in "Ghost"...
http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~akkira/oyaji/vincent/vin.jpg

Get my vote for ugliest married couple.

Do they have offsprings? These two having children should be declared a criminal act.

ENDelt260
05-01-2005, 02:29 PM
Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.
Is she allowed to appear in this thread? Is John here?

ENDelt260
05-01-2005, 02:33 PM
When she was younger, she was fine as hell.

Bullshit.

Simplex3
05-01-2005, 02:43 PM
She must have lost some weight. I'd hit it!
So how long do you have to beg and plead with your hand before it will give it up?

Ultra Peanut
05-01-2005, 02:45 PM
Is she allowed to appear in this thread? Is John here?ROFL

Ultra Peanut
05-01-2005, 02:46 PM
Okay, this one never gets old...

What? No love for the mayor of Skankville?

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/603/Love_N.jpgWhat's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player?

Ultra Peanut
05-01-2005, 02:47 PM
What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player?The hockey player showers after three periods.

Simplex3
05-01-2005, 02:48 PM
The hockey player showers after three periods.
Man, that was a visual I really didn't need...

ENDelt260
05-01-2005, 03:06 PM
ROFL
Glad to see that one didn't go unappreciated.

ENDelt260
05-01-2005, 03:06 PM
The hockey player showers after three periods.
That's f*cked up.

Cochise
05-01-2005, 03:18 PM
.

keg in kc
05-01-2005, 03:19 PM
They're all ugly without six layers of makeup.

Simplex3
05-01-2005, 03:21 PM
I was flipping channels last night and caught Hanoi Jane sitting down for some interview. She starts going on and on about the wonderful vibes from the talented asses that had sat in that chair, then the announcer makes some comment about "Imagine how that chair feels now".

:Lin: She got even uglier during that exchange.

milkman
05-01-2005, 04:37 PM
She looked just fine on 'I Love the 90's' :shrug:

From the Collateral Premiere last fall
http://movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/collateral/juliette_lewis/collateralprem1.jpg

While she's not nearly as ugly in this picture, she isn't what I consider pretty.
I've always thought she is homely at her best.

milkman
05-01-2005, 04:38 PM
Bullshit.

Good to see I'm not alone in this opinion.