SPINOFF: Who's the ugliest celebrity?

[Fire Me Boy!]

So... who?

[Hammock Parties]

No poll? Lazy thread effort.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I say Sandra Bernhard.

http://record.wustl.edu/2003/2-21-03/images/bernhard.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

I say Sandra Bernhard.

http://record.wustl.edu/2003/2-21-03/images/bernhard.jpg

I'd hit it.

[Fire Me Boy!]

No poll? Lazy thread effort.
Sorry, too many options.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'd hit it.
You're sick. Seriously, that's just nasty.

[Hammock Parties]

Oops. Nevermind. I meant I'd hit it with my fist:

http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/starstruck/bernhard.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

Oops. Nevermind. I meant I'd hit it with my fist:
That's more like it.

[tk13]

David Gest. He's a walking space alien.

[Stinger]

http://www.iconoclast.ca/databases/images/arosie-piggy-odonnel.jpg

aaahhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skip Towne]

I nominate Gochiefs. He isn't much of a celebrity but he is damned ugly. He can stop an 8 day clock.

[Nzoner]

I had to look up Fast Times At Ridgemont High to get the actor's name as I remember him only as Mr Vargas
http://www.upnext.com/gui/vincent.jpg
Vincent Schiavelli

[Ultra Peanut]

I'd hit both of those bitches... with a car.

[Phobia]

Camryn Manheim or something like that. Bitch is nasty.

[Nzoner]

Honey Bunny my ass
http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_1108528.jpg

[tk13]

I had to look up Fast Times At Ridgemont High to get the actor's name as I remember him only as Mr Vargas
http://www.upnext.com/gui/vincent.jpg
Vincent Schiavelli
Dude! He was in Dorf on Golf!

Leeeeoooonard!

[Hammock Parties]

I nominate Gochiefs. He isn't much of a celebrity but he is damned ugly. He can stop an 8 day clock.

According to hotornot.com I'm hotter than 52 percent of the site.

[jspchief]

Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.

[Ultra Peanut]

Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.She's off-putting, I'll agree, but she doesn't rank up there with the Rosie O'Donnells of the world.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Joan Cusack should at least get an honorable mention.
I kinda find her "goofy" looking... and I tend to think it's rather cute. :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

I've liked her character in every Joan Cusak movie I've seen (granted that's only about 2). Personality goes along way.

[Fire Me Boy!]

http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/C/cusack_joan/jc.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/C/cusack_joan/jc.jpg

She must have lost some weight. I'd hit it!

[Fire Me Boy!]

She must have lost some weight. I'd hit it!
I would, certainly.

[tk13]

I've liked her character in every Joan Cusak movie I've seen (granted that's only about 2). Personality goes along way.
Go watch "Toys" then tell us what you think.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Go watch "Toys" then tell us what you think.
She's still kinda cute.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Darlene Cates

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Heights/1787/d4.JPG

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Heights/1787/

[chappy]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/blossom.bmp


EWE!!!!!!!!

[chappy]

hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp

[Fire Me Boy!]

hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp
You got me, there.

I withdraw Sandra Bernhard as my nomination for ugliest. Most irritating, maybe. I still wanna hit her. But, DAMN... MJ is f'ugly.

[Hammock Parties]

hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp

He's regarded as quite handsome on his home planet.

[SBK]

He's regarded as quite handsome on his home planet.

That was a good one! ROFL

Rosie was the first name that popped in my head, but Thriller is so ugly he's hard to look at.....

[Rain Man]

You have to go with Michael Jackson, but I'd give the silver medal to the guy who got carjacked during the Seinfeld finale, John Pinette.

http://www.flipschultz.com/pictures/famous/mepinette.jpg

[OmahaChief]

I also thought Lyle Lovett was one ugly Mofo.

http://a220.g.akamaitech.net/7/220/34/d711b427c97934/tlc.discovery.com/convergence/humanface/photos/gallery/photo9_lg.jpg

[Frankie]

hands down the ugliest celeb ever!!!!!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/buttpoemsdotcom/wacko.bmp


DING, DING, DING, DING,........WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!

[Frankie]

I'd hit it.
gochiefs=Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

[Frankie]

I also thought Lyle Lovett was one ugly Mofo.

http://a220.g.akamaitech.net/7/220/34/d711b427c97934/tlc.discovery.com/convergence/humanface/photos/gallery/photo9_lg.jpg
ROFL
The posts here are definitely getting warmer.

[Delano]

You have to go with Michael Jackson, but I'd give the silver medal to the guy who got carjacked during the Seinfeld finale, John Pinette.

http://www.flipschultz.com/pictures/famous/mepinette.jpg

Is that beast trying to give a thumbs-up or punch the guy he is with?

[Bob Dole]

What? No love for the mayor of Skankville?

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/603/Love_N.jpg

[CoMoChief]

Without a doubt, Macy Gray

[Stinger]

What? No love for the mayor of Skankville?

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/603/Love_N.jpg


http://ohregina.com/drugsrbad.jpg

[Delano]

Blech..

http://vintagestars.com/river/CourtneyLooksLike/KellyOsbourne_Xiola.jpg

[Rain Man]

The Olsen twins have really gone downhill.

[milkman]

Mimi from The Drew Carrey Show gets my nomination.

http://www.kissdominion.com/GNMIMI.JPG

[milkman]

And why is this woman treated like she's some Hollywood hottie?

http://www.geocities.com/juliettelewis3/pictures/002.jpg

[whoman69]

According to hotornot.com I'm hotter than 52 percent of the site.
And still can't get laid with a bag of bananas in a monkey whorehouse.

[ChiefFripp]

Male: Dennis Franz
Female: Whoopie Goldberg

[Gravedigger]

macey grey hands down she's ugly and annoying

[Braincase]

The woman who played the receptionist, "Agnes" on Moonlighting...
http://www.arcadia-tv.com/photos/dieu/saison2/2x04catgod.jpg

and her husband, the guy who was the subway ghost in "Ghost"...
http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~akkira/oyaji/vincent/vin.jpg

Get my vote for ugliest married couple.

[lawrenceRaider]

And why is this woman treated like she's some Hollywood hottie?

http://www.geocities.com/juliettelewis3/pictures/002.jpg


When she was younger, she was fine as hell. However, as she ages, she gets uglier and uglier. Personally, I think it is because while she was thin when she was younger, she still had some of that baby fat that mader her look scrumptious, but she has gotten drug thin with age, and looks nasty as hell.

LR :shake:

[Baby Lee]

And why is this woman treated like she's some Hollywood hottie?

http://www.geocities.com/juliettelewis3/pictures/002.jpg
Because for the 99.9999% of the time that she's not in corn rows, she's hot, hot HOT!!!!
Check the scene in Natural Born Killers when she's f*cking with the dude, while she's draped over the Corvette.

[Baby Lee]

When she was younger, she was fine as hell. However, as she ages, she gets uglier and uglier. Personally, I think it is because while she was thin when she was younger, she still had some of that baby fat that mader her look scrumptious, but she has gotten drug thin with age, and looks nasty as hell.

LR :shake:
She looked just fine on 'I Love the 90's' :shrug:

From the Collateral Premiere last fall
http://movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/collateral/juliette_lewis/collateralprem1.jpg

[Frankie]

The woman who played the receptionist, "Agnes" on Moonlighting...
http://www.arcadia-tv.com/photos/dieu/saison2/2x04catgod.jpg

and her husband, the guy who was the subway ghost in "Ghost"...
http://www.venus.dti.ne.jp/~akkira/oyaji/vincent/vin.jpg

Get my vote for ugliest married couple.

Do they have offsprings? These two having children should be declared a criminal act.

[Simplex3]

She must have lost some weight. I'd hit it!
So how long do you have to beg and plead with your hand before it will give it up?

[Ultra Peanut]

Is she allowed to appear in this thread? Is John here?ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

Okay, this one never gets old...

What? No love for the mayor of Skankville?

http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/603/Love_N.jpgWhat's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player?

[Ultra Peanut]

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey player?The hockey player showers after three periods.

[Simplex3]

The hockey player showers after three periods.
Man, that was a visual I really didn't need...

[Eleazar]

.

[keg in kc]

They're all ugly without six layers of makeup.

[Simplex3]

I was flipping channels last night and caught Hanoi Jane sitting down for some interview. She starts going on and on about the wonderful vibes from the talented asses that had sat in that chair, then the announcer makes some comment about "Imagine how that chair feels now".

:Lin: She got even uglier during that exchange.

[milkman]

She looked just fine on 'I Love the 90's' :shrug:

From the Collateral Premiere last fall
http://movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/collateral/juliette_lewis/collateralprem1.jpg

While she's not nearly as ugly in this picture, she isn't what I consider pretty.
I've always thought she is homely at her best.

[milkman]

Bullshit.

Good to see I'm not alone in this opinion.