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Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 08:18 PM
Spinoff of yesterday's thread. Be secure in your sexuality! Poll forthcoming.

Julian Battle
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/julian_battle.jpg

Marc Boerigter
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/marc_boerigter.jpg

Tony Gonzalez
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/tony_gonzalez.jpg

Trent Green
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/trent_green.jpg

Greg Wesley
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/greg_wesley.jpg

NaptownChief
04-30-2005, 08:20 PM
I would have thought anyone who would post a thread like this and not be female would have certainly had Johnnie Morton on their list.

Chiefaholic
04-30-2005, 08:21 PM
fag

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 08:21 PM
Morton's not a Chief. :harumph:

NaptownChief
04-30-2005, 08:25 PM
Rump Ranger


There is more than BBQ getting smoked over at his place.

CoMoChief
04-30-2005, 08:25 PM
Tony G, Im not gay but from what I hear, all the women in KC want him more than any other figure head in the area.

Rain Man
04-30-2005, 08:29 PM
The Orange Mane has a thread like this, and it's at 24,589 posts so far.

Ari Chi3fs
04-30-2005, 08:41 PM
The winner is...

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheerleaders/_shauntel.jpg

royr17
04-30-2005, 08:44 PM
My sister would tell you to put Priest Holmes on there she is in love with him and wants him to marry her.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 08:45 PM
My sister would tell you to put Priest Holmes on there she is in love with him and wants him to marry her.

Priest is in the 5-10 range.

I thought Jordan Black was the best looking lineman:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/jordan_black.jpg

royr17
04-30-2005, 08:48 PM
Priest is in the 5-10 range.

I thought Jordan Black was the best looking lineman:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/jordan_black.jpg

Pretty bad when my sister trys to chase his car to be able to ask him to marry her.

whoman69
04-30-2005, 09:39 PM
Goatcheese, we'll leave all homosexual fantasies in your hands and trust your judgement on this one. So what do you think.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 09:41 PM
Goatcheese, we'll leave all homosexual fantasies in your hands and trust your judgement on this one. So what do you think.

I voted for Green.

ChiefsCountry
04-30-2005, 09:43 PM
Tony G, Im not gay but from what I hear, all the women in KC want him more than any other figure head in the area.

He is the best known player on the most popular team in the city, that is why.

Chiefaholic
04-30-2005, 09:43 PM
Seriously, Goat... Are you homosexual? Why on Earth would a straight guy even start a topic as gay as this one?

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 09:44 PM
He is the best known player on the most popular team in the city, that is why.

Really? It seems that was Derrick Thomas from 89-2000 and Priest Holmes from 2001-present.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 09:45 PM
Seriously, Goat... Are you homosexual? Why on Earth would a straight guy even start a topic as gay as this one?

I can say with 100% certainty that I do not want to have sex with any Chiefs player.

VonneMarie
04-30-2005, 09:48 PM
They're all hot.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 09:49 PM
They're all hot.

Yes! My opinion is validated. Did I leave anyone worthy off?

VonneMarie
04-30-2005, 10:04 PM
Yes! My opinion is validated. Did I leave anyone worthy off?
LJ

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/larry_johnson.jpg

This picture does nothing for him, but he's still cute.

J Morton

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/johnnie_morton.jpg

Same for Morton as LJ.

And DJ and Surtain are pretty cute also.

That's it.

angel
04-30-2005, 10:51 PM
My sister would tell you to put Priest Holmes on there she is in love with him and wants him to marry her.
yes, Priest Holmes is an all-around perfect specimen of a man

Rain Man
04-30-2005, 10:56 PM
Honestly, I have no idea what you women see in men. The best looking man in the world isn't nearly as attractive as half the women you see wandering around at Target or K-Mart. Women can be cute, attractive, beautiful, lovely, comely, adorable, gorgeous, sexy, and about a thousand other adjectives. The best that a man can hope for is not spilling food on himself.

Count Zarth
04-30-2005, 11:05 PM
Honestly, I have no idea what you women see in men. The best looking man in the world isn't nearly as attractive as half the women you see wandering around at Target or K-Mart. Women can be cute, attractive, beautiful, lovely, comely, adorable, gorgeous, sexy, and about a thousand other adjectives. The best that a man can hope for is not spilling food on himself.

We have dicks. And most of the money.

HolmeZz
04-30-2005, 11:59 PM
LJ

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/larry_johnson.jpg

This picture does nothing for him, but he's still cute.

J Morton

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/players/johnnie_morton.jpg

Same for Morton as LJ.

http://femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers2/Johnnie-Morton.jpg

That do it for him?

mikey23545
05-01-2005, 03:44 AM
GoChiefs....Just out of curiosity, do you believe in the pompitous of love?...

beer bacon
05-01-2005, 04:07 AM
Seriously, Goat... Are you homosexual? Why on Earth would a straight guy even start a topic as gay as this one?

Totally man! GoChiefs obviously posted this thread as his special way of coming out. The gay guy is the one that starts a thread like this. It is definately not the ones that overreact and call others gay for posting the thread.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 04:28 AM
GoChiefs....Just out of curiosity, do you believe in the pompitous of love?...

Pompitous is not a word, so I don't know WTF you mean.

deadbabyseal
05-01-2005, 09:10 AM
Pompitous is not a word, so I don't know WTF you mean.
Some people call him the space cowboy.

Bwana
05-01-2005, 09:17 AM
OK.....CeePee

Kclee
05-01-2005, 09:29 AM
I'm going to have to quote Family Guy here.

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

ROYC75
05-01-2005, 09:31 AM
I can say with 100% certainty that I do not want to have sex with any Chiefs player.

Posted by VonneMarie - Yesterday at 10:48 PM
They're all hot.

Posted by gochiefs - Yesterday at 10:49 PM
Quote:
Yes! My opinion is validated. Did I leave anyone worthy off?


Really ? I can see this thread from one of our female members. Coming from a person who is suppose to be a guy / male ? I find it rather disturbing.

BTA, we are talking about you. You can't fool us anymore, the story is out, it's public.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 07:48 PM
Posted by VonneMarie - Yesterday at 10:48 PM
They're all hot.

Posted by gochiefs - Yesterday at 10:49 PM
Quote:
Yes! My opinion is validated. Did I leave anyone worthy off?


Really ? I can see this thread from one of our female members. Coming from a person who is suppose to be a guy / male ? I find it rather disturbing.

BTA, we are talking about you. You can't fool us anymore, the story is out, it's public.

Just because I can evaluate male attractiveness does not make me gay.

Jenson71
05-01-2005, 07:51 PM
WHAT?!!? NO WEIGMAN!?!?!

Spicy McHaggis
05-01-2005, 08:27 PM
One of my good girlfriends has a huge crush on Trent. She literally started watching every game when he was traded from St. Louis and is a guaranteed lock to pick him early in FF.

Good thing us guys don't judge our favorites off how attractive the athlete is. I mean, Anna Kournikova won something right? Oh well.

digi2fish
05-01-2005, 09:34 PM
Priest Holmes

ChiefsCountry
05-01-2005, 09:50 PM
I say the best looking Chief is Eric Warfield's dog. Wearing all that Louie Vinton and such.

Ultra Peanut
05-01-2005, 11:13 PM
yes, Priest Holmes is an all-around perfect specimen of a manI think your picture with Fred Willard is way cooler than the one with Goldblum.

http://femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers2/Johnnie-Morton.jpg

That do it for him?Thanks for my new avatar, buuuuuuddy.

J Diddy
05-01-2005, 11:17 PM
Just because I can evaluate male attractiveness does not make me gay.


No but the fact that you **** men does.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 11:18 PM
No but the fact that you **** men does.

If, in fact, I did **** men, yes, that would make me gay. However, the reality is, that I do NOT, in fact, **** men.

THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

J Diddy
05-01-2005, 11:22 PM
If, in fact, I did **** men, yes, that would make me gay. However, the reality is, that I do NOT, in fact, **** men.

THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

Here's a little helper for you. Just turn your attention towards ****ing gay men.

Speaking as a representative of the heterosexual community, we find it annoying when little fags try to hit on us. Got it.

Now, go look at pics of all your "cute" athletes. Oh yeah, please, for your mommy's sake clean up your mess after you're done "evaluating"

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 11:28 PM
Here's a little helper for you. Just turn your attention towards ****ing gay men.

Speaking as a representative of the heterosexual community, we find it annoying when little Rump Rangers try to hit on us. Got it.

Now, go look at pics of all your "cute" athletes. Oh yeah, please, for your mommy's sake clean up your mess after you're done "evaluating"

ROFL Gotta rep that.

jynni
05-02-2005, 06:44 AM
I voted for Trent. He's got a great smile.

However, that picture of Boerigter is awful - he's much better looking in person. We were watching warmups before one of the games last year and he and one of the trainers were throwing the ball around - much cuter in person.

ROYC75
05-02-2005, 07:33 AM
Just because I can evaluate male attractiveness does not make me gay.

Funny, you don't always appear to act that way .

You have very few on this BB fooled .

Iowanian
05-02-2005, 08:34 AM
meatpeeker,

you need to run on down to the Rest Area, Park or where ever the male hairdressers hang out, and get your seal broken.

Its the only thing keeping you from making their opening day roster.....that a poor personal hygene.

Phobia
05-02-2005, 08:39 AM
The best looking Chief is Jason White..... errrr.

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 03:43 PM
Funny, you don't always appear to act that way .

You have very few on this BB fooled .

What? Act what way?

I'm not looking to fool anyone...

Kyle401
05-02-2005, 03:50 PM
I can't believe there is not a :thailor: in this thread until post #47.