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Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 08:52 PM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?

Phobia
05-01-2005, 08:53 PM
I'm not gay, but I like Barry Manilow, walks in the park, and Trent Green's jawline.

I'm not racist, one of my best friends is a Mexican.

Braincase
05-01-2005, 08:53 PM
Closeted.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 08:54 PM
I'm not gay, but I like Barry Manilow, walks in the park, and Trent Green's jawline.

I'm not racist, one of my best friends is a Mexican.

Walks in the park are cool. I've had a man crush on every Chiefs QB since Montana.

Miles
05-01-2005, 08:54 PM
In denial.

siberian khatru
05-01-2005, 08:54 PM
Denver Chief's new best friend

ChiefsFanatik88
05-01-2005, 08:54 PM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?
Bi, maybe?

Logical
05-01-2005, 08:55 PM
Hopeless???

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 08:56 PM
In denial.

Come on in, the water's fine! Just watch for crocs.

Rausch
05-01-2005, 08:57 PM
Denver Chief's new best friend

WRONG! I'm DC's best friend.














Brad likes to keep friendly with the law. Even if it is out of state, one never knows....

Frazod
05-01-2005, 08:58 PM
Since it's fairly clear you'll be playing solitaire for the rest of your live, I'd say your personal preferences are more irrelevant than anything else.

Frazod
05-01-2005, 08:59 PM
Brad likes to keep friendly with the law. Even if it is out of state, one never knows....

For all those future Colorado trips you have scheduled, no doubt. :D

Rausch
05-01-2005, 09:00 PM
Since it's fairly clear you'll be playing solitaire for the rest of your live, I'd say your personal preferences are more irrelevant than anything else.

If he goes to Vegas or Florida he'd find his soul mate in 48 hours...

Otter
05-01-2005, 09:00 PM
Pathetic.

You got a bumpy road ahead of you kid.

T-post Tom
05-01-2005, 09:00 PM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?

A lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Logical
05-01-2005, 09:01 PM
Since it's fairly clear you'll be playing solitaire for the rest of your live, I'd say your personal preferences are more irrelevant than anything else.
Harsh but true.

ROFL

I wrote this on another thread

4th and Long
05-01-2005, 09:01 PM
Pathetic.

You got a bumpy road ahead of you kid.
Is that some sort of hemorrhoid joke?

Phobia
05-01-2005, 09:02 PM
Is that some sort of hemorrhoid joke?

Oh damn. I'm chuckling. Very funny.

Logical
05-01-2005, 09:02 PM
If he goes to Vegas or Florida he'd find his soul mate in 48 hours...

Why is that, do they have more blind hookers?

Frazod
05-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Why is that, do they have more blind hookers?

Hookers aren't blind, but money is. :D

4th and Long
05-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Oh damn. I'm chuckling. Very funny.
You've never heard that joke?

Q: What do fags call hemorrhoids?

A: Speed bumps.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Is that some sort of hemorrhoid joke?

Wouldn't that be a bumpy road for someone ELSE?

Rudy lost the toss
05-01-2005, 09:03 PM
http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

Rausch
05-01-2005, 09:04 PM
Hookers aren't blind, but money is. :D

Boom! New sig...

4th and Long
05-01-2005, 09:04 PM
Wouldn't that be a bumpy road for someone ELSE?
So you're catching huh?

Logical
05-01-2005, 09:05 PM
Wouldn't that be a bumpy road for someone ELSE?
WoW, just WOW :shake:

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 09:05 PM
WoW, just WOW :shake:

Hypothetically...

Frazod
05-01-2005, 09:06 PM
Boom! New sig...

Glad you enjoyed it. We'll discuss royalties later. :titus:

Bwana
05-01-2005, 09:06 PM
.

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2005, 09:08 PM
Dude, you've witnessed our acceptance of DC.

Just admit it. :p

Otter
05-01-2005, 09:11 PM
I know I'm going to regret asking this; but why do you embrace being a loser like most people enjoy pride and self esteem?

Help me understand this path you've chosen.

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2005, 09:12 PM
Hypothetically...


You and DC ought to meet...he swears he's "dominant." ROFL

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 09:12 PM
I know I'm going to regret asking this; but why do you ebrace being a loser?

Help me understand this path you've chosen.

I didn't choose it. It chose me.

C-Mac
05-01-2005, 09:13 PM
http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg

ROFL

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 09:14 PM
I might add I watched Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde last night. And I enjoyed EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

Otter
05-01-2005, 09:17 PM
I didn't choose it. It chose me.

People make mistakes in life all the time, I have more than my share, it's when you don't learn from those mistakes and keep repeating them that makes you a loser.

If it's any consolation, you're kind of fascintating in a train wreck sort of way. You're right up there with Taco John in people I'll never want to meet.

Carry on...

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2005, 09:20 PM
I might add I watched Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde last night. And I enjoyed EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

Now, wait a minute. I enjoyed that movie too.... :hmmm:

:p

Skip Towne
05-01-2005, 09:22 PM
This thread is just another example of Gochiefs cries for attention. Chiefs Planet is all about him.

Otter
05-01-2005, 09:25 PM
This thread is just another example of Gochiefs cries for attention. Chiefs Planet is all about him.

Let him have it, I doubt there is much else.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 09:26 PM
This thread is just another example of Gochiefs cries for attention. Chiefs Planet is all about him.

I haven't done this in a long while...besides, the board was dead.

Dunit35
05-01-2005, 09:29 PM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?



CONFUSED

big nasty kcnut
05-01-2005, 09:29 PM
Phobia not gay but you are go chiefs. Plus i'm listening to blake shelton

Rausch
05-01-2005, 09:31 PM
Glad you enjoyed it. We'll discuss royalties later. :titus:

Quit fishing. You know you'll get your scotch (partly because I know you'll share. :evil: )

4th and Long
05-01-2005, 09:32 PM
Pohbia not gay but you are go chiefs. Plus i'm listening to blake shelton
Uh oh ...

*hiding before he sees what you guys did to his thread*

Mr. Kotter
05-01-2005, 09:35 PM
Phobia not gay but you are go chiefs. Plus i'm listening to blake shelton

Damn, Shelton is gay too??? :hmmm:

:p

ChiefsFire
05-01-2005, 09:42 PM
not geh...

more like..metrosexual

jcroft
05-01-2005, 09:43 PM
I'm just glad to see there are no "You're jcroft!" jokes in this thread.

:D

ChiefsCountry
05-01-2005, 09:43 PM
not geh...

more like..metrosexual

That reminds of the Mike Piazza quote that Rome plays all the time.

ChiefsFire
05-01-2005, 09:44 PM
That reminds of the Mike Piazza quote that Rome plays all the time.

uhhhh

Pizzaboy is gay

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 09:59 PM
not geh...

more like..metrosexual

Nah. I don't dress well.

ChiefsCountry
05-01-2005, 10:00 PM
uhhhh

Pizzaboy is gay

No he is not gay.

He is metrosexual

Rausch
05-01-2005, 10:14 PM
uhhhh

Pizzaboy is gay

That's it, I'll either kick your azz or hire someone that can... :mad:

Raiderhader
05-01-2005, 10:16 PM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?


I'll take "who is gaychiefs'" for a thousand.

cowboy_big_rich
05-01-2005, 10:29 PM
a post whore

BigMeatballDave
05-01-2005, 11:00 PM
Why do people associate cleanliness with gayness? Are all straight people slobs? Surely, there is a fat, gay, slob out there somewhere...

Taco John
05-01-2005, 11:02 PM
What the hell is a man crush, anyway? Must be a generational thing. I have never had a crush on a man...

Frazod
05-01-2005, 11:06 PM
That's it, I'll either kick your azz or hire someone that can... :mad:

ROFL

Skip Towne
05-01-2005, 11:07 PM
Hey Phobia, you might want to check on your little charge Gaychiefs. I know he started two threads within 2 hours of each other yesterday and he has started two today. Or we could just change the name of this place to Gaychiefs Planet. We all know this is all about him. Puke!!

tk13
05-01-2005, 11:08 PM
What the hell is a man crush, anyway? Must be a generational thing. I have never had a crush on a man...
Says the man with trains and Matt Leinart in his signature... :)

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 11:10 PM
What the hell is a man crush, anyway? Must be a generational thing. I have never had a crush on a man...

You had a man crush on John Elway.

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 11:11 PM
Hey Phobia, you might want to check on your little charge Gaychiefs. I know he started two threads within 2 hours of each other yesterday and he has started two today. Or we could just change the name of this place to Gaychiefs Planet. We all know this is all about him. Puke!!

2 threads per day is my limit. Thanks for policing, ASS!

Most of the time my threads are not about me.

tk13
05-01-2005, 11:23 PM
Why do people associate cleanliness with gayness? Are all straight people slobs? Surely, there is a fat, gay, slob out there somewhere...
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/brucevillanch3.jpg

badgirl
05-01-2005, 11:44 PM
Most of the time my threads are not about me.
suuuuure there not :rolleyes:

ENDelt260
05-01-2005, 11:44 PM
I'm just glad to see there are no "You're jcroft!" jokes in this thread.

:D
I'll have to re-read the thread starter. I must've overlooked his mention of enjoying taking it in the ass.

BigMeatballDave
05-01-2005, 11:51 PM
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/brucevillanch3.jpg
ROFL

Count Zarth
05-01-2005, 11:54 PM
suuuuure there not :rolleyes:

Why don't you examine the facts before opening your big mouth.

Nightfyre
05-02-2005, 12:20 AM
What the hell is a man crush, anyway? Must be a generational thing. I have never had a crush on a man...
Hey now, lets watch grouping the whole generation with gochiefs, alright? I haven't ever had a mancrush.....

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 12:23 AM
Hey now, lets watch grouping the whole generation with gochiefs, alright? I haven't ever had a mancrush.....

You probably have, you just don't know it.

Nightfyre
05-02-2005, 12:57 AM
When I read this thread, a certain song by Stephen Lynch comes to mind....
Here we are, dear old friend.
You and I, drunk again...
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed,
and maybe the whiskey's gone to my head....
But If I were gay, I would give you my heart,
and If I were gay, youd be my work of art.


you get the idea.

stumppy
05-02-2005, 11:14 AM
I'll bet this was one of your favorites.

redbrian
05-02-2005, 11:22 AM
"You know, I'm not gay, but..."

Translation; I'm a flaming queen, aren't I pretty.

jcroft
05-02-2005, 11:37 AM
I'll have to re-read the thread starter. I must've overlooked his mention of enjoying taking it in the ass.

ROFL ROFL

ROYC75
05-02-2005, 11:42 AM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?

1). Attention whore
2). gay
3). all of the above.

Kerberos
05-02-2005, 11:43 AM
In denial.

Ha Ha .... REP



ROFL


.

MOhillbilly
05-02-2005, 11:44 AM
What am I?

a hatecrime waiting to happen.

gblowfish
05-02-2005, 11:49 AM
http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/brucevillanch3.jpgHey, isn't that one of those tribbles from Star Trek???

Kerberos
05-02-2005, 11:52 AM
2 threads per day is my limit. Thanks for policing, ASS!

Most of the time my threads are not about me.


'Temper Temper .... Is it nanap time for little gaychiefs?

I bet Micheal Jackson would give you a place to lie down for a nanap!

:D


.

jcroft
05-02-2005, 11:54 AM
His name was gochiefs, he was a showgirl...

RaiderH8r
05-02-2005, 12:01 PM
I like showtunes, cleanliness and I recently downloaded a few Barry Manilow songs.

What am I?
Turn on the flashlight and come out of the closet.

ExtremeChief
05-02-2005, 12:06 PM
His name was gochiefs, he was a showgirl...


a light sabre in his hand,
in the other his own gland..

Edubs
05-02-2005, 12:40 PM
http://www3.telus.net/planetkevin/files/ForumPics/gay_thread.jpg


Ohhh that's some funny $hit.

jcroft
05-02-2005, 12:57 PM
a light sabre in his hand,
in the other his own gland..

ROFL

Nice one. :)

gblowfish
05-02-2005, 01:00 PM
File this under:
"TV Shows Go Chiefs Would Like to See":

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 01:13 PM
His name was gochiefs, he was a showgirl...

At the gochiefs (go!) gochiefscabana (gochiefscabana)
The gayest spot (NTTAWWT) north of havana (here)
At the gochiefs (go!) gochiefscabana
Star Wars and showtunes were always in fashion

badgirl
05-02-2005, 01:17 PM
Why don't you examine the facts before opening your big mouth.
what facts would that be???
The fact is your an attention whore, who thinks he's gay, lives with his mommy, and is a starwar buff.


Nothing to examine IMO

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 03:36 PM
At the gochiefs (go!) gochiefscabana (gochiefscabana)
The gayest spot (NTTAWWT) north of havana (here)
At the gochiefs (go!) gochiefscabana
Star Wars and showtunes were always in fashion

LMAO!

Badgirl...you're a cent with a u.

BIG_DADDY
05-02-2005, 03:39 PM
File this under:
"TV Shows Go Chiefs Would Like to See":

That is funny.

Gav Daddy
05-02-2005, 03:50 PM
not unless they have been redone by someone like john coltrane in jazz .



as far as you being gay?

have you ever........ LMAO!!!!!!

Donger
05-02-2005, 03:52 PM
1. You are either a homosexual or,

2. A person with tremendous deficiency in, it would seem, virtually all areas of human interaction.

For your sake, I hope you're 1.

chiefs4me
05-02-2005, 05:24 PM
2 threads per day is my limit. Thanks for policing, ASS!

Most of the time my threads are not about me.



You bitched at me yesterday for the space in my sig....and now when skip says something to you about your posting, you call him an ass.:harumph:

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 05:28 PM
You bitched at me yesterday for the space in my sig....and now when skip says something to you about your posting, you call him an ass.:harumph:

There's a huge difference. Thanks for tidying your sig, we all appreciate it! Rep is on the way.

Bowser
05-02-2005, 05:34 PM
'Temper Temper .... Is it nanap time for little gaychiefs?

I bet Micheal Jackson would give you a place to lie down for a nanap!

:D

milkman
05-02-2005, 07:36 PM
Why is it that as I was reading through this thread, I got this image of GayChiefs sitting at the computer with mirror in hand, singing that song from Westside Story "I feel pretty" as he's posting?

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 07:43 PM
Why is it that as I was reading through this thread, I got this image of GayChiefs sitting at the computer with mirror in hand, singing that song from Westside Story "I feel pretty" as he's posting?

Oh so pretty...

badgirl
05-02-2005, 09:53 PM
LMAO!

Badgirl...you're a cent with a u.
and gochiefs your a fog with an A.

Truth must really piss you off, and I'm not trying to be mean, but every time someone brings up the fact you live with your parents you get defensive. You shouldn't it is the truth, and if you don't like it, change it.

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 09:54 PM
and gochiefs your a fog with an A.

Truth must really piss you off, and I'm not trying to be mean, but every time someone brings up the fact you live with your parents you get defensive. You shouldn't it is the truth, and if you don't like it, change it.

You're getting too specific. People attempt to insult me, I insult them back. I've decided to stop taking shit from people.

badgirl
05-02-2005, 09:56 PM
You're getting too specific. People attempt to insult me, I insult them back. I've decided to stop taking shit from people.
Then why in the hell would you do something like start this thread if you don't want to take shit anymore? you knew you'd get some.

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 09:57 PM
Then why in the hell would you do something like start this thread if you don't want to take shit anymore?

The board was dead. This thread was quite fun.

badgirl
05-02-2005, 09:58 PM
The board was dead. This thread was quite fun.
yea but look at all the shit you had to hear, if the board was dead surely you could have found another topic other than one that you knew people were going to be getting onto you over?

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 09:59 PM
yea but look at all the shit you had to hear, if the board was dead surely you could have found another topic other than one that you knew people were going to be getting onto you over?

I didn't really consider it shit. Good thread.

Boise_Chief
05-02-2005, 10:01 PM
While I won't read this whole thread, I will offer the answer.
A. Attention whore
B. Fake
C. Sad
D. All of the above.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

badgirl
05-02-2005, 10:01 PM
I didn't really consider it shit. Good thread.
yea it was fun, but the first time I say something you have to be a smart ass to me, I don't get it, did you want to have fun with the thread or did you want to start taking stuff personal after a while and get defensive and start name calling.

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 10:02 PM
While I won't read this whole thread, I will offer the answer.
A. Attention whore
B. Fake
C. Sad
D. All of the above.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Fake? I'm dead serious about the Barry Manilow.

BANDSTAAAAAAAAAND!

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 10:03 PM
yea it was fun, but the first time I say something you have to be a smart ass to me,

That's because you were wrong. I was correcting you.

badgirl
05-02-2005, 10:05 PM
That's because you were wrong. I was correcting you.
I was joking just like everyone else, I just said "suuuuure you don't", I was joking around. :(

Count Zarth
05-02-2005, 10:05 PM
I was joking just like everyone else, I just said "suuuuure you don't", I was joking around. :(

It sure wasn't evident. I thought you were serious.

Glad to see you agree with me!

THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!

RNR
05-02-2005, 10:08 PM
While I won't read this whole thread, I will offer the answer.
A. Attention whore
B. Fake
C. Sad
D. All of the above.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDI will add to the D vote. I wish he was bi that would double his chance to get layed, and save the board these type of posts.

Bowser
02-23-2006, 08:11 PM
Good thing cheese didn't start up a thread about gay figure skaters.


Oooooooops!

chefsos
02-23-2006, 08:14 PM
ROFL ROFL

Evil, just evil.

Count Zarth
02-23-2006, 08:18 PM
AT THE COPA!

COPACABANA!

Mr. Flopnuts
02-23-2006, 08:23 PM
Good thing cheese didn't start up a thread about gay figure skaters.


Oooooooops!



So you think he has a crush on one and was trying to evaluate his odds? The catcher thing was gross dude.

Bwana
02-23-2006, 09:16 PM
Good thing cheese didn't start up a thread about gay figure skaters.


Oooooooops!
ROFL