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Rain Man
05-02-2005, 09:18 AM
...and you want to honor both Craig and Alphonso. What name do you pick?

Skip Towne
05-02-2005, 09:22 AM
I'd just name him Kevin. It's a beautiful name.

Frankie
05-02-2005, 09:24 AM
...and you want to honor both Craig and Alphonso. What name do you pick?
Alphraig.

NOT CRAPHONSO!!!!

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 09:25 AM
I'd just name him Kevin. It's a beautiful name.


It's Irish for 'handsome.' Another cruel name joke played on an innocent victim.

eazyb81
05-02-2005, 09:25 AM
My choice isn't in there, I would name him Alph like that one puppet from the 80's.

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 09:26 AM
D'oh! I forgot Alph. I liked that name, too.

ChiefsCountry
05-02-2005, 09:29 AM
My choice isn't in there, I would name him Alph like that one puppet from the 80's.

That was Alf.

ChiefsCountry
05-02-2005, 09:30 AM
http://www.bananadine.com/m/alf.gif

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 09:31 AM
http://www.bananadine.com/m/alf.gif

On Wis-con-sin, ON WIS-CON-SIN...

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 09:41 AM
Big Baby Jesus.

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 09:42 AM
Alltocrap.

Braincase
05-02-2005, 09:43 AM
Gaz

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 09:43 AM
Crayfish Fonsorelli.

AustinChief
05-02-2005, 09:43 AM
That was Alf.

Yep.. Alf actually STOOD for something.. does anyone know what the letters mean?

No cheating and looking it up!

--Kyle

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 09:43 AM
Yep.. Alf actually STOOD for something.. does anyone know what the letters mean?

No cheating and looking it up!

--Kyle
Alien Life Form, Derrrrr.

ENDelt260
05-02-2005, 09:47 AM
Yep.. Alf actually STOOD for something.. does anyone know what the letters mean?

No cheating and looking it up!

--Kyle
Alien life form?

Ari Chi3fs
05-02-2005, 09:47 AM
I would just invite someone over to my house who had a cast on.

Iowanian
05-02-2005, 10:32 AM
I'd have probably opted for something like Cletus.

patteeu
05-02-2005, 11:04 AM
Anyone who doesn't pick Craphonso is an idiot and should be sterilized before they screw up on a real kid.

JohninGpt
05-02-2005, 11:08 AM
Carlapihgonso...has a nice ring to it.

Ultra Peanut
05-02-2005, 11:12 AM
Where's the "Craigphonso" option?

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 11:14 AM
Where's the "Craigphonso" option?

Don't be ridiculous.

Fat Elvis
05-02-2005, 11:16 AM
That's easy, Craig with Alphonso as a middle name. Heck, my name is Craig Alan.....

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 11:17 AM
That's easy, Craig with Alphonso as a middle name. Heck, my name is Craig Alan.....


Do you mind if I start calling you Cralan?

Ultra Peanut
05-02-2005, 11:19 AM
That's easy, Craig with Alphonso as a middle name. Heck, my name is Craig Alan.....Probably a good reason for everyone else to avoid that particular combination.

Who'd want the comparisons?

Frosty
05-02-2005, 11:30 AM
Well, if you want to name your kid "Craphonso", at least spell it with an "F" - "Crafonso". Still a weird name, but at least you get the "crap" out of it.

Ultra Peanut
05-02-2005, 11:32 AM
What a silly name.

jcroft
05-02-2005, 11:42 AM
I probably would have gone with C.Phonz.

This sort of thing seems to be in fashion with people lise Jennifer Lopez and Jim Rome, so why not?

wilas101
05-02-2005, 12:00 PM
I'd name him Ted.

That way if someone steals my serial killer idea and kidnaps him it will backfire on them.

InChiefsHell
05-02-2005, 12:15 PM
Gaz
Craphgazno...?

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 12:19 PM
Craphgazno...?
Would a crapgazmo be what Munson's landlady experienced in Kingpins?

InChiefsHell
05-02-2005, 01:27 PM
Would a crapgazmo be what Munson's landlady experienced in Kingpins?
:dom:

...ugh...nasty...