Hypothetical: You're naming your new son...

[Rain Man]

...and you want to honor both Craig and Alphonso. What name do you pick?

[Skip Towne]

I'd just name him Kevin. It's a beautiful name.

[Frankie]

...and you want to honor both Craig and Alphonso. What name do you pick?
Alphraig.

NOT CRAPHONSO!!!!

[Rain Man]

I'd just name him Kevin. It's a beautiful name.


It's Irish for 'handsome.' Another cruel name joke played on an innocent victim.

[eazyb81]

My choice isn't in there, I would name him Alph like that one puppet from the 80's.

[Rain Man]

D'oh! I forgot Alph. I liked that name, too.

[ChiefsCountry]

My choice isn't in there, I would name him Alph like that one puppet from the 80's.

That was Alf.

[ChiefsCountry]

http://www.bananadine.com/m/alf.gif

[Rain Man]

http://www.bananadine.com/m/alf.gif

On Wis-con-sin, ON WIS-CON-SIN...

[Baby Lee]

Big Baby Jesus.

[Baby Lee]

Alltocrap.

[Braincase]

Gaz

[Baby Lee]

Crayfish Fonsorelli.

[AustinChief]

That was Alf.

Yep.. Alf actually STOOD for something.. does anyone know what the letters mean?

No cheating and looking it up!

--Kyle

[Baby Lee]

Yep.. Alf actually STOOD for something.. does anyone know what the letters mean?

No cheating and looking it up!

--Kyle
Alien Life Form, Derrrrr.

[teedubya]

I would just invite someone over to my house who had a cast on.

[Iowanian]

I'd have probably opted for something like Cletus.

[patteeu]

Anyone who doesn't pick Craphonso is an idiot and should be sterilized before they screw up on a real kid.

[JohninGpt]

Carlapihgonso...has a nice ring to it.

[Ultra Peanut]

Where's the "Craigphonso" option?

[Rain Man]

Where's the "Craigphonso" option?

Don't be ridiculous.

[Fat Elvis]

That's easy, Craig with Alphonso as a middle name. Heck, my name is Craig Alan.....

[Rain Man]

That's easy, Craig with Alphonso as a middle name. Heck, my name is Craig Alan.....


Do you mind if I start calling you Cralan?

[Ultra Peanut]

That's easy, Craig with Alphonso as a middle name. Heck, my name is Craig Alan.....Probably a good reason for everyone else to avoid that particular combination.

Who'd want the comparisons?

[Frosty]

Well, if you want to name your kid "Craphonso", at least spell it with an "F" - "Crafonso". Still a weird name, but at least you get the "crap" out of it.

[Ultra Peanut]

What a silly name.

[jcroft]

I probably would have gone with C.Phonz.

This sort of thing seems to be in fashion with people lise Jennifer Lopez and Jim Rome, so why not?

[wilas101]

I'd name him Ted.

That way if someone steals my serial killer idea and kidnaps him it will backfire on them.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Gaz
Craphgazno...?

[Baby Lee]

Craphgazno...?
Would a crapgazmo be what Munson's landlady experienced in Kingpins?

[InChiefsHeaven]

Would a crapgazmo be what Munson's landlady experienced in Kingpins?
:dom:

...ugh...nasty...