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Rain Man
05-02-2005, 10:15 AM
At my age, I'm getting a little less attractive every single day.

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 10:18 AM
Heather Locklear is older than you. So until her looks fade, you have no excuse.

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/10/15/12m.jpg

Mr. Laz
05-02-2005, 10:19 AM
chiiiiit ...


i feel like i'm getting less attractive every single minute






~As soon as you're born you start dying~

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 10:20 AM
She's just falling down from a much higher branch of the tree.

Skip Towne
05-02-2005, 10:20 AM
Well, yeah but you also get a little more senile every day so you don't care.

Baby Lee
05-02-2005, 10:21 AM
She's just falling down from a much higher branch of the tree.
I think she looks better than she did when she was 20. Course that may be because the police officer's uniform wasn't exactly flattering.

But she is the exception.

Adept Havelock
05-02-2005, 10:22 AM
Entropy Occurs.

Demonpenz
05-02-2005, 10:23 AM
don't need looks when you have money

ENDelt260
05-02-2005, 10:24 AM
Weird. Cause I'm getting better looking every day.

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 10:24 AM
There's nothing quite like the virtual equivalent of sticking a "kick me" sign on your own back, Kevin.

Simplex3
05-02-2005, 10:26 AM
I think she looks better than she did when she was 20. Course that may be because the police officer's uniform wasn't exactly flattering.

But she is the exception.
Certainly the plastic surgery has had no bearing.

siberian khatru
05-02-2005, 10:29 AM
At my age, I'm getting a little less attractive every single day.

And considering where you were starting out ... :eek:

trndobrd
05-02-2005, 10:36 AM
I think she looks better than she did when she was 20. Course that may be because the police officer's uniform wasn't exactly flattering.

But she is the exception.


These days our eyes are not blinded to the moon of her lovely face by the blazing Sun of beauty that is Adrian Zmed.

Mr. Laz
05-02-2005, 10:41 AM
These days our eyes are not blinded to the moon of her lovely face by the blazing Sun of beauty that is Adrian Zmed.
Davey: What are you gonna do Johnny?
Johnny Nogerelli: Sleep.
Davey: No, I mean, what are you gonna be when you grow up?
Goose: A burden on society

Kerberos
05-02-2005, 10:53 AM
Weird. Cause I'm getting better looking every day.


Nope. That is just the Alcohol clouding your judgement... or maybe the women of LOW standard you are boinking are giving you subliminal messages ???

Either way man you lose.

:D


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Rain Man
05-02-2005, 11:08 AM
I think I peaked when I was about three. That was way too early.

patteeu
05-02-2005, 11:11 AM
Entropy Occurs.

Prove it.

Scaga
05-02-2005, 11:16 AM
At my age, I'm getting a little less attractive every single day.

Wow....
Is that possible? :hmmm:

Ultra Peanut
05-02-2005, 11:17 AM
Huh.



You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
And now you're even older
And now you're even older
You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
And now you're older still

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 11:18 AM
Wow....
Is that possible? :hmmm:


It's got the scientific theoreticians abuzz.

gblowfish
05-02-2005, 11:31 AM
Three old men, a 70, 80 and 90 year old, were sitting rocking away in their chairs on the front porch of the nursing home.
The seventy year old says: "You know, every morning at seven I take a real big whizz. I just can't take a decent dump."
Eighty year old says: "Every morning at eight I take a big dump...I just can't take a decent whizz."
Ninety year old says: "Boys, every morning at seven I take a huge dump. Then at eight I take a big ol' whizz. I just wish I could get out of bed by 9:30!!"

mikey23545
05-02-2005, 12:30 PM
At my age, I'm getting a little less attractive every single day.

I believe it was Billy Preston who put it so eloquently, "Nothing from nothing leaves nothing."

NJ Chief Fan
05-02-2005, 12:36 PM
Three old men, a 70, 80 and 90 year old, were sitting rocking away in their chairs on the front porch of the nursing home.
The seventy year old says: "You know, every morning at seven I take a real big whizz. I just can't take a decent dump."
Eighty year old says: "Every morning at eight I take a big dump...I just can't take a decent whizz."
Ninety year old says: "Boys, every morning at seven I take a huge dump. Then at eight I take a big ol' whizz. I just wish I could get out of bed by 9:30!!"
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Amnorix
05-02-2005, 12:42 PM
At my age, I'm getting a little less attractive every single day.

This has been true ever since you were about 4 years old. Back then, girls probably flocked to you and fussed about you endlessly.

A year or two later you started losing your hair and the rest is history...


EDIT:
AARGGGH!!! Beaten to it by my own victim! :shake: :shake:

Spicy McHaggis
05-02-2005, 01:17 PM
Just hang at places with increasingly lower lighting. I recommend complete darkness by age 53.