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fan4ever
05-02-2005, 01:52 PM
You guys were such great help with my neighbor/cat problem, I had to run this by you.

We're organizing a softball team that has ages ranging from 25 up to 55, all guys. We've been kicking names around, but everything so far has been pretty unimaginitive. We're looking for something funny, and possibly self-derogative, 'cause we're probably not going to be real competitive with the huge age variable.

Can't wait to see what you guys come up with. Thanks.

Rain Man
05-02-2005, 01:53 PM
The Arizona Cardinals. That's about as self-deprecating as you can get.

CoMoChief
05-02-2005, 01:55 PM
My dad's team back in the day was called "The Masterbatters"

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Planning ahead, you could just go ahead and name yourselves the "Injured Reserves".

Pants
05-02-2005, 01:55 PM
Off in the shower.

munkey
05-02-2005, 01:56 PM
The (your town) gamecocks?

It's kinda hard when we don't know your sponsors name....And you are sponsored right?

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 01:56 PM
My dad's team back in the day was called "The Masterbatters"

What kind of dog did they have as a mascot?

Stinger
05-02-2005, 01:56 PM
. We're looking for something funny, and possibly self-derogative, 'cause we're probably not going to be real competitive

Royals ??


:p :D

CoMoChief
05-02-2005, 01:58 PM
What kind of dog did they have as a mascot?

What?

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 02:01 PM
What?

Watts. About 5. Not very bright.

tyton75
05-02-2005, 02:03 PM
Ball Gobblers?

Skip Towne
05-02-2005, 02:07 PM
Tha Amazing Dickweeds

cookster50
05-02-2005, 02:07 PM
This thread wasn't a good idea.

How about Transexual Transvestites from Transylvania

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 02:08 PM
Special K's

Pants
05-02-2005, 02:10 PM
OFF IN THE SHOWER, dammit!

Saulbadguy
05-02-2005, 02:26 PM
The Sultans of Swing.

Carlota69
05-02-2005, 02:26 PM
I played in a media league one year, and one of our teams, the good one, was called 'Shotcallers"--and since we were the team slamming beers in the dugout, we called ourselves "Shotslammers"

ENDelt260
05-02-2005, 02:28 PM
A dish of antifreeze?

Bob Dole
05-02-2005, 02:29 PM
I played in a media league one year, and one of our teams, the good one, was called 'Shotcallers"--and since we were the team slamming beers in the dugout, we called ourselves "Shotslammers"

Bob Dole can't remember what league he played in with Lake Mead Medical Center...but we sure did drink a lot.

BIG_DADDY
05-02-2005, 02:58 PM
Butt Pirates
Roadkill
Flaming Anuses
Raiders
Weasles
Dingle Berries
Sad Sacks
Bare Backers

Saggysack
05-02-2005, 04:52 PM
CooterLickers

cheeeefs
05-02-2005, 04:55 PM
the softerballs

Thig Lyfe
05-02-2005, 04:56 PM
The Bendovers.

chappy
05-03-2005, 02:50 AM
The CocKKnocKerS

FallingAlice
05-03-2005, 05:50 AM
I played on a co-ed intramural softball team in college for the BU math department.

Team name? The Random Errors.

I still think that's the best rec team name I've ever heard.

Edubs
05-03-2005, 08:08 AM
Balls Deep

Coach
05-03-2005, 08:16 AM
(Insert your town/city name) jerk-offs.

Dave Lane
05-03-2005, 10:57 AM
The Ball Busters

Dave