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Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:21 PM
I know its crazy, but the cat is our Kid. Any ideas. They need to be funny.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 01:23 PM
Has your cat considered a dead, bloody songbird?

Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:24 PM
Has your cat considered a dead, bloody songbird?
Charlie (our Cat) is not allowed to go outside.

Lzen
05-03-2005, 01:24 PM
Are you and Rain Man related?

ptlyon
05-03-2005, 01:24 PM
I know its crazy, but the cat is our Kid.


:hmmm: :spock:

Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:25 PM
Are you and Rain Man related?
Only in my dreams. I'm not a pollster like he. I only ask questions that I really need to know the answers too.

Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:26 PM
:hmmm: :spock:
You know what I mean....

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 01:26 PM
Our cats usually get my wife a nice card, often one that has a picture of a cat on it. They always get my wife something for Mother's Day.

Nzoner
05-03-2005, 01:26 PM
Our cat is giving my mrs a hairball with a card that reads I'm a little short on cash this is all I could cough up.

So I have a warped sense of humor,I'll make it up to her with my gift.

Kclee
05-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Herpes.

Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Our cats usually get my wife a nice card, often one that has a picture of a cat on it. They always get my wife something for Mother's Day.
Do you have kids or just cats?

Stinger
05-03-2005, 01:28 PM
Herpes.


ahhh yes the gift that keeps on giving

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 01:29 PM
Do you have kids or just cats?

Just cats. There's too much upkeep with kids, and they're more likely to kill you in your sleep.

ptlyon
05-03-2005, 01:30 PM
You know what I mean....

So how's the lil slugger doin in little league this year?

KCTitus
05-03-2005, 01:31 PM
A new LCD or DLP HDTV would be a nice gift.

Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:32 PM
Just cats. There's too much upkeep with kids, and they're more likely to kill you in your sleep.
Yeah, cats are cool

Stinger
05-03-2005, 01:34 PM
Can't believe no one has said Chief tickets yet. Unless you are afraid she will take the cat over you. :hmmm:

Hoover
05-03-2005, 01:37 PM
Can't believe no one has said Chief tickets yet. Unless you are afraid she will take the cat over you. :hmmm:
Thats a great Idea! Give her something I want... Maybe NFL Sunday Ticket!

Amnorix
05-03-2005, 01:47 PM
Cat nip, of course.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
I asked for new tires. We will see what the kitties get!

Clint in Wichita
05-03-2005, 03:36 PM
I asked for new tires. We will see what the kitties get!


Well, I was thinking of a bra...oh, you said kitties.

Logical
05-03-2005, 04:15 PM
The only thing a cat can give....


A little pussy.





OK, Ok this would have been funnier if it had been Hoover's birthday

chiefs4me
05-03-2005, 05:22 PM
what a bunch of softies.......

BIG_DADDY
05-03-2005, 05:37 PM
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=Bc4A7t4BJu&isbn=0684854627&itm=3

Pussies like attention, I would go with this.

Skip Towne
05-03-2005, 05:39 PM
I asked for new tires. We will see what the kitties get!
Hey, you're owed new tires. It's right there on your marriage license.