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Rain Man
05-03-2005, 02:58 PM
Poll forthcoming.

Phobia
05-03-2005, 03:00 PM
I really expected to be receiving head in the oval office by now. Too bad that train derailed. Fortunately, I've constructed an oval office of my own.

Iowanian
05-03-2005, 03:02 PM
I expected to be a farmer or work in the ag industry.

I'd have beaten myself up 10 years ago, if I told myself I'd be sitting at a pc all day.

Jenny Gump
05-03-2005, 03:03 PM
I thought I would be in the movies by now. Well...I've been in a couple, but not the kind I thought I would be in.

Iowanian
05-03-2005, 03:03 PM
Whats the over under on the first thread that asks JG for the titles or weblinks to those films?

I'm guessing 2.

DeepSouth
05-03-2005, 03:04 PM
I thought I would be in the movies by now. Well...I've been in a couple, but not the kind I thought I would be in.
Care to elaborate?

Stinger
05-03-2005, 03:05 PM
I thought I would be in the movies by now. Well...I've been in a couple, but not the kind I thought I would be in.

The obligitory "link" question ?????


On the poll question where is all of the above choice?

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 03:06 PM
I really expected to be receiving head in the oval office by now. Too bad that train derailed. Fortunately, I've constructed an oval office of my own.

If you could build a square corner, maybe your clients would pay you.

beer bacon
05-03-2005, 03:07 PM
Does penis size fall under personal appearance?

Death Nebula
05-03-2005, 03:08 PM
This conciousness is all an illusion

Phobia
05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
If you could build a square corner, maybe your clients would pay you.

I got paid in full for a project today. I hugged my client and told him I loved him.

Was that inappropriate?

Jenny Gump
05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
This conciousness is all an illusion

Threadkiller. Sheesh. Excuse me while I go jump off the viaduct.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 03:11 PM
I never really had any expectations.

jspchief
05-03-2005, 03:12 PM
If you could build a square corner, maybe your clients would pay you.Had he used the 3-4-5 method instead of the 1-2-3 method, this never would have happened.

Stinger
05-03-2005, 03:13 PM
I got paid in full for a project today. I hugged my client and told him I loved him.

Was that inappropriate?Depends if you invited him/her back to your oval office or not.

Nzoner
05-03-2005, 03:13 PM
I got paid in full for a project today. I hugged my client and told him I loved him.

Was that inappropriate?

Not unless he tried to grab your junk.

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 03:15 PM
The family thing.

It really is a hellish situation to have the middle-age white guy income and no wife/ex-wife/children to spend it on.

morphius
05-03-2005, 03:17 PM
The family thing.

It really is a hellish situation to have the middle-age white guy income and no wife/ex-wife/children to spend it on.
I'm taking donations, you could spend it on mine if that would make you feel any better.

wutamess
05-03-2005, 03:17 PM
I never would've guessed I'd have 3 kids by the time I'm 29.

For years I thought I couldn't ahve any.

eazyb81
05-03-2005, 03:17 PM
So far my life is exactly how I expected it to be.

Of course, i'm only 23 so I haven't had many chances to be disappointed in my life yet. I graduated college, got a good job, and have a hot girlfriend.

Nzoner
05-03-2005, 03:18 PM
The family thing.

It really is a hellish situation to have the middle-age white guy income and no wife/ex-wife/children to spend it on.

I'm going to be needing some new tv's so when you come visit.....

Skip Towne
05-03-2005, 03:29 PM
The family thing.

It really is a hellish situation to have the middle-age white guy income and no wife/ex-wife/children to spend it on.
I have the same problem. Let me know if you find someone that needs money.

stevieray
05-03-2005, 03:35 PM
I never thought I'd still have hair at 43.

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 03:46 PM
I never thought I'd still have hair at 43.

And you've expected to wear sequined jumpsuits since you were 5...

stevieray
05-03-2005, 03:48 PM
And you've expected to wear sequined jumpsuits since you were 5...

good point.

Next one is just conchos.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 03:49 PM
I have the same problem. Let me know if you find someone that needs money.

Neither one of my cats has a gold and diamond collar. They deserve it just as much as Nelly Warfield.

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 03:52 PM
good point.

Next one is just conchos.

Here's a good one for tribute to our rookie and Priest.

http://www.eleathersupply.com/776205.jpg

Lzen
05-03-2005, 03:54 PM
I never really had any expectations.

It's a good thing. ;)

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 03:55 PM
It's a good thing. ;)

I beg to differ. If I had actually had some at some point, my life might have turned out differently.

Logical
05-03-2005, 03:56 PM
I never really had any expectations.

Yet you still fell short.

Lzen
05-03-2005, 03:57 PM
I never thought I'd still have hair at 43.

Heh, I was the opposite. ;) Used to be a headbanger with the long hair, too.
:shake:

Logical
05-03-2005, 03:58 PM
I never would've guessed I'd have 3 kids by the time I'm 29.

For years I thought I couldn't ahve any.

Maybe you didn't.;)

Lzen
05-03-2005, 03:58 PM
Yet you still fell short.

I like your reply better than mine. :LOL:

Lzen
05-03-2005, 03:59 PM
I thought I would've been at least a semi famous rock star by now. Dammit. :cuss:

stevieray
05-03-2005, 03:59 PM
I beg to differ. If I had actually had some at some point, my life might have turned out differently.
remember this in five years when you're still living at home.

stevieray
05-03-2005, 04:00 PM
Heh, I was the opposite. ;) Used to be a headbanger with the long hair, too.
:shake:

pic?

stevieray
05-03-2005, 04:00 PM
Here's a good one for tribute to our rookie and Priest.

http://www.eleathersupply.com/776205.jpg

that is cool.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:03 PM
remember this in five years when you're still living at home.

I won't be.

stevieray
05-03-2005, 04:05 PM
I won't be.

good. baby steps.

Logical
05-03-2005, 04:09 PM
I won't be.

Quick someone alert gochiefs parents that he is planning to kill them so he can have their house.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:10 PM
Quick someone alert gochiefs parents that he is planning to kill them so he can have their house.

Mmmm. No way. I hate this state.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 04:13 PM
My physical location. I never would have guessed I would end up back in Kansas. :banghead: Not that Kansas is a bad place, it is just that I grew up moving all over and then to get stuck here, rather sucks.

Ari Chi3fs
05-03-2005, 04:16 PM
When I was younger, I never thought that i would spend so much time on an internet message board.

wtf is a message board?

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:17 PM
My physical location. I never would have guessed I would end up back in Kansas. :banghead: Not that Kansas is a bad place, it is just that I grew up moving all over and then to get stuck here, rather sucks.

I wish I could move back to where I grew up. :(

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 04:19 PM
Mmmm. No way. I hate this state.


And yet you turned down my job offer in Colorado.

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 04:21 PM
I wish I could move back to where I grew up. :(


Wouldn't that event have to transpire, first?

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:22 PM
And yet you turned down my job offer in Colorado.

I wouldn't mind living in Colorado. I spent a few summers there. As long as my dad doesn't force me to re-enact the Bataan Death March, Colorado is a nice place.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 04:22 PM
I wish I could move back to where I grew up. :(


Where was that?

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 04:25 PM
Where was that?

He'll have to let you know after it happens.

Donger
05-03-2005, 04:28 PM
I wouldn't mind living in Colorado. I spent a few summers there. As long as my dad doesn't force me to re-enact the Bataan Death March, Colorado is a nice place.

What does the BDM have to do with Colorado?

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:30 PM
Where was that?

Scotland.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:31 PM
What does the BDM have to do with Colorado?

The few summers I spent there were always highlighted by several days of super exhausting hikes in thin air and bright sunshine. I hated every minute of it.

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 04:35 PM
The few summers I spent there were always highlighted by several days of super exhausting hikes in thin air and bright sunshine. I hated every minute of it.

Couldn't you just pretend the family car was the Millenium Falcon and your final destination was a faraway planet with a thin atmosphere?

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 04:36 PM
Scotland.

That would be a sweet place to live, I think. I was born in Germany and lived there until I was three. I don't remember anything, just tons of pictures to look at, would love to go back.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:36 PM
Couldn't you just pretend the family car was the Millenium Falcon and your final destination was a faraway planet with a thin atmosphere?

I never really did that sort of thing.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 04:36 PM
He'll have to let you know after it happens.

You're so mean!

Donger
05-03-2005, 04:37 PM
That would be a sweet place to live, I think.

Like most places, it depends where in Scotland.

Clint in Wichita
05-03-2005, 04:38 PM
Scotland.


[SPIKE LEE]It's gotta be the kilts![/SPIKE LEE]

ChiTown
05-03-2005, 04:39 PM
I never, not in a million fn years thought I'd CHOOSE to live in Wichita, KS. I should have my fn head checked.........

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:42 PM
That would be a sweet place to live, I think. I was born in Germany and lived there until I was three. I don't remember anything, just tons of pictures to look at, would love to go back.

I was there for 11 years. I lived in Portlethen and Newtonhill:

Hoover
05-03-2005, 04:43 PM
I amazed at my life when I stop and think about it.

I never thought I would be lucky enoigh to marry my wife, she is way out of my league.

I never thought I would move to a small town, start a business, and decied to stay there long term.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 04:45 PM
Like most places, it depends where in Scotland.

I would picture the climate being that of Washington State. Not sure I would want to live there, but the beauty is atonishing.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:45 PM
I would picture the climate being that of Washington State. Not sure I would want to live there, but the beauty is atonishing.

The hottest summer I had in Scotland was 75 degrees.

Donger
05-03-2005, 04:46 PM
I would picture the climate being that of Washington State. Not sure I would want to live there, but the beauty is atonishing.

The Highlands are, IMO, one of the most beautiful places on earth. But, it can be a tad wet and chilly.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 04:50 PM
:shake:

Donger
05-03-2005, 04:52 PM
:shake:

I remember some very cold swims in the North Sea when I was young. Sea temperature of around 52 degrees F, according to my father.

Skip Towne
05-03-2005, 05:01 PM
I amazed at my life when I stop and think about it.

I never thought I would be lucky enoigh to marry my wife, she is way out of my league.

I never thought I would move to a small town, start a business, and decied to stay there long term.
She will be realizing that any time now.

chiefs4me
05-03-2005, 05:37 PM
I chose my family. I never thought I would only have boys and they would be SO far apart in age.

Count Alex's Losses
05-03-2005, 05:40 PM
I chose my family. I never thought I would only have boys and they would be SO far apart in age.

So was the second one easier than the first? Or did the changing values and characteristics of modern society present just as much of a challenge?