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Nubian Nut
05-03-2005, 02:22 PM
A German inventor claims to have created the world's most sophisticated robot sex doll.

The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have 'hearts' that beat harder during sex.

They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.

He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."

The dolls sold under the Andy brand name are on offer for 4,000 each for the basic model, with extra charges for adaptations like extra large breasts.

Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.

The model can also be made to move by remote control, wiggling her hips under the bedclothes and making other suggestive movements - all at the touch of a button.

Harriman said his design was an improvement on the popular 'real dolls' sold in the USA.

Iowanian
05-03-2005, 02:23 PM
kcchiefsman's patent came through.

congratulations.

Stinger
05-03-2005, 02:24 PM
Someone needs to check that old tread about building a girl robot for copywrite infringments.

Count Zarth
05-03-2005, 02:24 PM
In before the first GoChiefs joke.

Stinger
05-03-2005, 02:27 PM
kcchiefsman's patent came through.

congratulations.

Someone needs to check that old tread about building a girl robot for copywrite infringments.

missed it by this much >_<

munkey
05-03-2005, 02:31 PM
Underneath the silicon skin, developed for use in medical surgery, is an electronic heart that beats faster during sex.



I don't know about you but nothing turns me on more than a fast heart beat :hump:

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 02:35 PM
You still have to have protection, though. Nothing's worse than having to pay child support on a toaster or blender.

Edubs
05-03-2005, 03:03 PM
I wonder if they have fat ones? Can they make a living? I bet you I could whore them out for a pretty good price.

siberian khatru
05-03-2005, 03:10 PM
That sounds perfect. My wife says my lovemaking is mechanical anyway.

AustinChief
05-03-2005, 03:35 PM
BE CAREFUL !

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/22/android_begats_armageddon_machine/

Phobia
05-03-2005, 03:36 PM
What in the hell am I going to do with my wife when she's obsolete?

tk13
05-03-2005, 03:42 PM
I hear it comes with a new Pentium whore processor.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 03:43 PM
Is anyone else worried about why they're sold under the brand name "Andy?" I'll bet there's some pop-up attachment somewhere that'll send you packing to Orlando.

Tribal Warfare
05-03-2005, 04:04 PM
Okay this dude must've seen Weird Science too many times, and thought he could do the same process. He was probably just as lonely as Anthony - Micheal Hall by wearing a bra strapped to his head for "ritual" purposes.

Count Zarth
05-03-2005, 04:07 PM
They should rent them out. They could make a fortune.

4th and Long
05-03-2005, 04:08 PM
They should rent them out. They could make a fortune.
What a brillant idea! You should contact them immediately with your plan!!!

While you're at it, you might want to look into rental condoms as well.

Phobia
05-03-2005, 04:29 PM
They should rent them out. They could make a fortune.

Dude - there's a Home Depot 2 miles from your house. They rent jackhammers. Maybe you could use it on Skip Towne's ass?

Count Zarth
05-03-2005, 04:38 PM
Dude - there's a Home Depot 2 miles from your house. They rent jackhammers. Maybe you could use it on Skip Towne's ass?

Um...I'm very confused.