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Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 03:20 PM
There's absolutely no ****ing way these Orlando hookers are making a living.

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/12P_Fitak,%20Lori_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/12P_Richardson,%20Carla_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/12P_Sponsler,%20Tonya_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/12P_Pearce,%20Maureen_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/12P_Payne,%20Tonya_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/03P_Monzingo,%20Lalonnie_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/03P_White,%20Kimberly_lg.jpghttp://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/03P_Harris,%20Donna_lg.jpg

For the complete appetite suppressing list, you can click here (http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/Vice_Drugs/vice-includes.htm).

Boozer
05-03-2005, 03:21 PM
Starting at the top left...2 and 3, I'd hit it.

JimNasium
05-03-2005, 03:24 PM
Starting at the top left...2 and 3, I'd hit it.
:eek: :whackit:

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 03:24 PM
Starting at the top left...2 and 3, I'd hit it.

Bob Dole didn't figure you to be into the toothless and walleyed.

Boozer
05-03-2005, 03:25 PM
Bob Dole didn't figure you to be into the toothless and walleyed.

I'm the kind of guy who buys the dented cans at the supermarket.

ChiTown
05-03-2005, 03:26 PM
OMFG! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That first bitch is uglier than mud rail. geezuschrist.

Then again, they are all pretty fooking ugly in their own little special way......

Donger
05-03-2005, 03:27 PM
This reminds me of that photo montage of a young gal that became a serious druggie.

JimNasium
05-03-2005, 03:27 PM
I'm fairly certain that these women were ignored as children.

4th and Long
05-03-2005, 03:29 PM
Ghandi? Is that you? ROFL

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/12P_Clipp,%20Eugene_lg.jpg
Name: Clipp, Eugene
DOB: 11/19/1958
Date of Arrest: 12/03/2004
Charge: Prostitution
Location: Lake Eola Park

Bob Dole
05-03-2005, 03:30 PM
Clearly, the official KC Chiefs Cheerleader photographer is moonlighting and works full time for the Orlando PD.

Nzoner
05-03-2005, 03:36 PM
I'm fairly certain that these women were ignored as children.

And I'm fairly certain this isn't the expensive bush you were eluding to.

BIG_DADDY
05-03-2005, 03:39 PM
Good god that's scary shit.

Brock
05-03-2005, 03:44 PM
Looks like a wax museum with a bad thermostat.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 03:47 PM
Wholly hell, now I know where I can go to make a mint!

Clint in Wichita
05-03-2005, 03:49 PM
Wholly hell, now I know where I can go to make a mint!


You'd spend it all on medicine for your Hep C and facial herpes.

4th and Long
05-03-2005, 03:52 PM
You'd spend it all on medicine for your Hep C and facial herpes.
And bail and bail bondsmen and lawyers and HIV testing and ...

jollymon
05-03-2005, 03:55 PM
It is on the FAQ I swear:

How can I found out if there is an active arrest warrant for me?

If you are in Orlando, you may come to the Orlando Police Headquarters Information Desk, at 100 S. Hughey Avenue. Be sure to bring a photo I.D.

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/FAQ/faq_arrestinfo.htm#history link for it.


I'll be right down there Sarge. Good god. Hello I need to see if I have an active arrest warrant on me. Sure can I see your ID....

I'm sorry I am easily amused.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 03:55 PM
A little makeup, a nice dress, and ... oh, never mind.

RedNFeisty
05-03-2005, 03:56 PM
Damn, do you men always have to ruin a girls hopes and aspirations?

Donger
05-03-2005, 03:57 PM
If you think that's bad: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.drugfreeaz.com/images_audience/80_08.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.drugfreeaz.com/audience/teens_methlady2.html&h=250&w=198&sz=11&tbnid=GoIYIFVUcOoJ:&tbnh=105&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Deffects%2Bof%2Bdrugs%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

Amnorix
05-03-2005, 03:58 PM
Damn, do you men always have to ruin a girls hopes and aspirations?


Just trying to give you career guidance. Become a kept woman. It's more lucrative, less demanding and less likely to result in being Big Bertha's beatch for two to five after your umpteenth arrest...



:LOL:

Amnorix
05-03-2005, 04:00 PM
If you think that's bad: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.drugfreeaz.com/images_audience/80_08.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.drugfreeaz.com/audience/teens_methlady2.html&h=250&w=198&sz=11&tbnid=GoIYIFVUcOoJ:&tbnh=105&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Deffects%2Bof%2Bdrugs%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG


Holy Hell!! :eek: :eek:

(I gotta lay off the crack)

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 04:00 PM
If you think that's bad: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.drugfreeaz.com/images_audience/80_08.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.drugfreeaz.com/audience/teens_methlady2.html&h=250&w=198&sz=11&tbnid=GoIYIFVUcOoJ:&tbnh=105&tbnw=83&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Deffects%2Bof%2Bdrugs%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG

I don't want any part of whatever she was doing between May of 1986 and April of 1988. Yeesh.

She was a babe in 1979. That's a tragedy.

FloridaChief
05-03-2005, 04:09 PM
Yet another reason never to go near Orlando...

Count Zarth
05-03-2005, 04:10 PM
:Lin:

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 04:18 PM
Unbeknownst to the general public, they're the secret concept testing for a new part of Disney World tentatively to be named "Skankland." It will be located between Fantasyland and Tomorrowland.

munkey
05-03-2005, 04:20 PM
Hi...

My name is Carlos....

jspchief
05-03-2005, 04:42 PM
Someone really needs to photoshop these lovely ladies onto a broncos cheerleader picture.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 04:42 PM
To heck with prostitution charges. Some of these people should be sued for false advertising.


http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/03P_Williams,%20Andre_lg.jpg

Name: Williams, Andre
DOB: 09/22/1966
Date of Arrest: 03/05/2005
Charge: Prostitution
Location: Hames Av./Amelia St.


http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/02P_Peterkin,%20John_lg.jpg

Name: Peterkin, John
DOB: 11/15/1967
Date of Arrest: 02/22/2005
Charge: Prostitution
Location: Central Bv./Orange Blossom Tr.

munkey
05-03-2005, 04:48 PM
To heck with prostitution charges. Some of these people should be sued for false advertising.


http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/03P_Williams,%20Andre_lg.jpg

Name: Williams, Andre
DOB: 09/22/1966
Date of Arrest: 03/05/2005
Charge: Prostitution
Location: Hames Av./Amelia St.


http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/02P_Peterkin,%20John_lg.jpg

Name: Peterkin, John
DOB: 11/15/1967
Date of Arrest: 02/22/2005
Charge: Prostitution
Location: Central Bv./Orange Blossom Tr.

I think Andre found that rug in a dumpster.... ROFL

FloridaChief
05-03-2005, 04:49 PM
For the love of Goat, PLEASE stop posting pics from that site...

Count Zarth
05-03-2005, 04:51 PM
It's a vampire! Eeeek!

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/02P_Peterkin,%20John_lg.jpg

http://www.dvdlard.co.uk/Images/DVD%20Review/tscspike11.jpg

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 04:52 PM
This one could look good if she was cleaned up a little.

http://a.blick.ch/img/gen/6/D/HB6DCMH8_Pxgen_r_180xA.jpg

FloridaChief
05-03-2005, 04:53 PM
This one could look good if she was cleaned up a little.

http://a.blick.ch/img/gen/6/D/HB6DCMH8_Pxgen_r_180xA.jpg


Hey! It's the Runaway Bride!...

Skip Towne
05-03-2005, 05:00 PM
This one could look good if she was cleaned up a little.

http://a.blick.ch/img/gen/6/D/HB6DCMH8_Pxgen_r_180xA.jpg
Julia Roberts?

Gav Daddy
05-04-2005, 02:41 PM
have a lower collective i.q. than the poston clients.

bunch of cavewomen if you ask me.....

Rain Man
05-04-2005, 02:42 PM
Julia Roberts?


You know her?

R&GHomer
05-04-2005, 05:13 PM
Those aren't Hookers. Those are fuggin aliens

Skip Towne
05-04-2005, 05:24 PM
You know her?
I almost took a shower with her.

Inspector
05-04-2005, 05:28 PM
Mom????

Is that you???

siberian khatru
05-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Hard to believe, but none of those ladies is older than 22.

VonneMarie
05-04-2005, 05:32 PM
Mom????

Is that you???
ROFL

Rain Man
05-04-2005, 05:39 PM
I think that I could take #2 and with a little work turn her into the belle of the ball.

ENDelt260
05-04-2005, 06:17 PM
I'm sorry I am easily amused.

I think it's funny, too. Course, that may not help.

ENDelt260
05-05-2005, 12:54 AM
They don't seem to make money drug arrests. Either there ain't much good shit to be found in Orlando, or the cops suck.

wildcat09
05-05-2005, 12:58 AM
Ladies and gentlemen your 05-06 Kansas City Cheerleaders

Nightfyre
05-05-2005, 01:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen your 05-06 Kansas City Cheerleaders
ROFL

trndobrd
05-05-2005, 04:42 AM
Meth, it does a body good.

trndobrd
05-05-2005, 04:43 AM
Thankfully, internet 'smell' technology has not advanced beyond the theoretical stages.

siberian khatru
05-05-2005, 06:11 AM
I like the soft-focus effect on No. 3, kind of an homage to Penthouse. I like those arty hooker shots.

Loki
06-27-2005, 12:59 PM
egads...

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/05_brewer,%20regina_lg.jpg

Scaga
06-27-2005, 01:18 PM
WTF is wrong with you???? :cuss:
Some of us just had lunch. :doh!:

|Zach|
06-27-2005, 02:08 PM
WHoa.... http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/01P_Clark,%20Eric_lg.jpg

Goapics1
06-27-2005, 02:10 PM
egads...

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/05_brewer,%20regina_lg.jpg
Looks like she had a cocaine accident since she has a big ole' scab under her nose.

Dartgod
06-27-2005, 02:32 PM
Looks like she had a cocaine accident since she has a big ole' scab under her nose.
That's a scab? I thought it was part of a moustache. :shrug:

Goapics1
06-27-2005, 02:33 PM
That's a scab? I thought it was part of a moustache. :shrug:
Could be, hell I dunno.

KC Dan
06-27-2005, 02:35 PM
Ladies and gentlemen your 05-06 Kansas City Cheerleaders
OMG!!! I am dying here... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

HC_Chief
06-27-2005, 02:37 PM
Holy hell there are some FUGLY mofos on that site!!! :Lin:

Goapics1
06-27-2005, 02:38 PM
I bet them coochies are worse shape then their faces.

Brando
06-27-2005, 03:56 PM
egads...

http://www.cityoforlando.net/police/vice-images/05_brewer,%20regina_lg.jpg

Someone gave that bitch a Dirty Sanchez!

Rain Man
06-27-2005, 04:21 PM
Just imagine what they'll be like when their looks start to decline at age 40.

brorth
06-27-2005, 04:35 PM
I bet them coochies are worse shape then their faces.

Like a bulldog eating cream cheese, son.

WolfDawg
06-27-2005, 05:39 PM
I got drunk came back and looked at this thread and they were still ugly.