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DenverChief
05-03-2005, 05:57 PM
Transcript

Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you?

Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.*

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ."

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?

Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?

Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Woman: What am I supposed to do?

Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there.

Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]?

Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving.

Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.

Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.

Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.

Woman: Okay.

Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.

Woman: No....


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1375624/posts


Audio link

http://burgerking911.ytmnd.com/


Snopes link

Claim: * Woman calls police because a fast food outlet won't make a cheeseburger the way she wants it.

Status: * Undetermined.

Example: * [Collected on the Internet, 2005]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp

Phobia
05-03-2005, 06:00 PM
Welcome to 2 weeks ago.

It sounds like an elaborate Burger King promotion to me.

DenverChief
05-03-2005, 06:02 PM
Welcome to 2 weeks ago.

It sounds like an elaborate Burger King promotion to me.

heh sorry been real busy and hadn't seen it around here....maybe more ammunition to fix the search function ;) I dunno sounds pretty real to me

Phobia
05-03-2005, 06:05 PM
maybe more ammunition to fix the search function ;)

Welcome to 2 weeks ago.

DenverChief
05-03-2005, 06:08 PM
Welcome to 2 weeks ago.

holy shiat :harumph: I'd kiss you if I could :) :D :p ;)

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 06:08 PM
It'd be wild if she got her Western Bacon Cheeseburger and then found a finger in it.

Phobia
05-03-2005, 06:09 PM
holy shiat :harumph: I'd kiss you if I could :) :D :p ;)

You ever kiss me and I'll become the biggest homophobe you ever saw. Heh. I have some idea of where your mouth has been.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 06:10 PM
You ever kiss me and I'll become the biggest homophobe you ever saw. Heh.


Big as in...engorged?

DenverChief
05-03-2005, 06:11 PM
You ever kiss me and I'll become the biggest homophobe you ever saw. Heh. I have some idea of where your mouth has been. ROFL your not my type anyway :p now Rob on the other hand :hmmm:

Phobia
05-03-2005, 06:11 PM
Big as in...engorged?

Butt out. You've been to his house.

Phobia
05-03-2005, 06:12 PM
ROFL your not my type anyway :p now Rob on the other hand :hmmm:

Yeah - I'm a giver, not a taker.

CoMoChief
05-03-2005, 06:13 PM
Damn dude that was almost a month ago when that happened, weve had about 3 threads on that already, you might wanna check the archives. That is a funny story though.

DenverChief
05-03-2005, 06:14 PM
Damn dude that was almost a month ago when that happened, weve had about 3 threads on that already, you might wanna check the archives. That is a funny story though.

yeah I think this thread will either

A: be hijacked
B: Die a horrible death

Phobia
05-03-2005, 06:14 PM
Damn dude that was almost a month ago when that happened, weve had about 3 threads on that already, you might wanna check the archives. That is a funny story though.

Welcome to 2 weeks ago.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 06:23 PM
yeah I think this thread will either

A: be hijacked
B: Die a horrible death

It's possible to have both.

Does anyone have any other sites with photos of arrested hookers? Anyone? Anyone?

4th and Long
05-03-2005, 06:26 PM
yeah I think this thread will either

A: be hijacked
B: Die a horrible death
I vote B.

http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bloody_knife.jpg

Stabby, Stabby.

Rain Man
05-03-2005, 06:28 PM
Stabby, Stabby.


(Ouchie, ouchie)

4th and Long
05-03-2005, 06:35 PM
(Ouchie, ouchie)
( ROFL , ROFL )

Ultra Peanut
05-04-2005, 12:05 AM
****ing Burger King.

Rausch
05-04-2005, 12:16 AM
Secruity cameras make this so much more of a bidge to resolve...