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Brock
05-04-2005, 10:40 AM
Farrell Begged 70-Year-Old Actress for Sex


Actor Colin Farrell has been left red-faced after 70-year-old actress Dame Eileen Atkins boasted she recently rejected his desperate requests for casual sex. Cold Mountain star, Atkins revealed the Irish lothario spent nearly three hours begging her to sleep with him, but despite his stunning looks, she turned him down because he is 42 years her junior. She explains, "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings. I spent two and a half hours saying no, but it cheered me up fantastically. "I said no, in the end because he said, 'The reason you won't do it is because your body isn't as good as it was when you were young, isn't it? But I don't care about that.' "But I'm too proud of how I looked when I was younger. My body is still the same weight, but it's all distributed in a different way." The actress initially intended to spare Farrell's blushes by keeping his identity secret, but her agent says, "I can confirm that it is Colin Farrell that made the advance." Atkins and Farrell met during filming of movie Ask The Dust which hits cinemas later this year.

marsaray
05-04-2005, 10:46 AM
This is a joke right? I hope so cause I never really new Colin Farell to be such a well horn dog.

Phobia
05-04-2005, 10:47 AM
She's not an attractive woman. WTF was he thinking?

JimNasium
05-04-2005, 10:48 AM
http://www52.tok2.com/home/spaceman/actress/E/EileenAtkins.jpg

marsaray
05-04-2005, 10:48 AM
I tried looking up a picture but I was unsuccesful.

Phobia
05-04-2005, 10:51 AM
I tried looking up a picture but I was unsuccesful.

Are you serious?

JimNasium
05-04-2005, 10:52 AM
Prolly more represenatative:

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/atkins1.jpg

marsaray
05-04-2005, 10:54 AM
She isn't pretty at all. This has to be a joke.

Scorp
05-04-2005, 10:55 AM
I'd hit it! ROFL

http://www.burnspot.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/10009/33-atkins.jpg

JimNasium
05-04-2005, 10:55 AM
I wonder how drunk Farrell was?

ChiTown
05-04-2005, 10:56 AM
Geezus....

ptlyon
05-04-2005, 10:58 AM
I dunno - check out them lips.

And I bet she can take her teeth out too.

Phobia
05-04-2005, 11:04 AM
And I bet she can take her teeth out too.

Sold.

Mr. Kotter
05-04-2005, 11:05 AM
Prolly more represenatative:

http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/atkins1.jpg

If I were 60-70 myself, then and ONLY then....

Baby Lee
05-04-2005, 11:07 AM
http://www52.tok2.com/home/spaceman/actress/E/EileenAtkins.jpg
Abby . . . Somebody . . . Abby Normal

chiefs4me
05-04-2005, 11:09 AM
I don't believe it...for the simply reason that I don't think she would say no.

JimNasium
05-04-2005, 11:10 AM
Abby . . . Somebody . . . Abby Normal
ROFL

http://www.fathom.com/course/21701774/21701774_s4_yng_frank.jpg

It's Franken-steen.

Skip Towne
05-04-2005, 11:11 AM
If I were 60-70 myself, then and ONLY then....
No, you still wouldn't be interested.

eazyb81
05-04-2005, 11:11 AM
Please, no more pictures.....

Frankie
05-04-2005, 11:14 AM
Link?

the Talking Can
05-04-2005, 11:19 AM
this thread is worthless with pictures....

Scorp
05-04-2005, 11:21 AM
this thread is worthless with pictures....


No, you are worthless because this thread has lots of pics! :rolleyes:

ExtremeChief
05-04-2005, 11:23 AM
:Lin:

Frankie
05-04-2005, 11:25 AM
this thread is worthless with pictures....
ROFL

chagrin
05-04-2005, 11:26 AM
ROFL

http://www.fathom.com/course/21701774/21701774_s4_yng_frank.jpg

It's Franken-steen.


Dude, THAT is friggin hilarious!

Frankie
05-04-2005, 11:26 AM
Link?
I really mean this. I want to send it to a CF worshipper.

JimNasium
05-04-2005, 11:27 AM
I really mean this. I want to send it to a CF worshipper.
Link (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=115740&page=2) :p

Brock
05-04-2005, 11:28 AM
It's on imdb.com

Stinger
05-04-2005, 11:29 AM
http://www52.tok2.com/home/spaceman/actress/E/EileenAtkins.jpg



Abby . . . Somebody . . . Abby Normal

ROFL


I was thinking more of ....... Frau Blücher [horse whinney]

Baby Lee
05-04-2005, 11:33 AM
Dude, THAT is friggin hilarious!
Thanks. :harumph:

Mr. Kotter
05-04-2005, 11:40 AM
No, you still wouldn't be interested.

Yeah. You are probably right.

Frankie
05-04-2005, 11:56 AM
It's on imdb.com

No it's not. But here's a link I found:
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4502431

gblowfish
05-04-2005, 12:00 PM
Yeah, but would he put the moves on Carol Vermeil???

Brock
05-04-2005, 12:03 PM
No it's not. But here's a link I found:
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4502431

Right. It's not on IMDB, even though that is where I copied and pasted it from.

:rolleyes:

chagrin
05-04-2005, 01:43 PM
Come on grandma, gimme some of that grey stuff... :whackit:

Chan93lx50
05-04-2005, 01:56 PM
WHY?

Thats all I got!

Barret
05-04-2005, 02:02 PM
So if she takes her teeth out is that considered a "Gummer"??

shaneo69
05-04-2005, 02:20 PM
Quote: "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings."


See, now this is where he went wrong. If he really wanted to bag her, he should've promised her a long, meaningful relationship based on love.

Mark it down as a lesson learned.