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Thig Lyfe
05-04-2005, 03:54 PM
If the Chiefs offseason and the Broncos offseason were both represented by trained Gila monsters, who would win in a regulated and well-attended cage match? Each lizard has access to lasers, but the quantity and quality of the lasers depends on the quality off the offseason.

Phobia
05-04-2005, 03:56 PM
So, where's the damn poll already, Rainman?

penguinz
05-04-2005, 03:56 PM
WTF?

Phobia
05-04-2005, 03:57 PM
I'm not down with Gila monsters. If it were Chia pets, this is something I might embrace.

Thig Lyfe
05-04-2005, 03:58 PM
WTF?

What, are you new or something?

Thig Lyfe
05-04-2005, 04:11 PM
Personally, I think that the Chiefs monster would be well equipped with defensive lazor mechanisms and ready to fight off anything that the Broncos dish out. Which wouldn't be much, really.

patteeu
05-04-2005, 04:18 PM
I don't really get this poll, but I always vote for the Chiefs to beat the Broncos.

Stinger
05-04-2005, 04:37 PM
Meet the Chiefs trainer

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v191/aswanson/blog/dr-evil.jpg

I want Gila Monsters with freakin Lazerbeams on their heads

rocks
05-04-2005, 06:24 PM
Hands down, Chiefs!

ENDelt260
05-04-2005, 06:36 PM
A values question? Like did a gila monster make a commitment to one laser beam and then later get a better offer from another laser, so they bailed on their prior commitment?

Raiderhader
05-04-2005, 06:45 PM
A values question? Like did a gila monster make a commitment to one laser beam and then later get a better offer from another laser, so they bailed on their prior commitment?


That's kinda what I was wondering......

PastorMikH
05-04-2005, 08:03 PM
At first I thought Chiefs without any problem. But then I realized, the Donkey Gila Monster would be well-versed in cheating and dirty techniques. Add to the scenario that the referee would just happen to be looking the other way every single time the Donkey Gila threw a cheap shot. Seems like it would be too close to call without actually having the match.

Rain Man
05-04-2005, 08:05 PM
I have a technical question. If you fire a laser at a vaseline-covered gila monster, will it cook the monster or will it just harmlessly reflect away? This information is vital to my vote.

kcfan88
05-04-2005, 08:24 PM
Lizzards with lasers!!!....YES

Skip Towne
05-04-2005, 08:40 PM
I hope we get football soon. When we get to the point we're discussing lizards with lasers, you know it's time.

Raiderhader
05-04-2005, 09:40 PM
I hope we get football soon. When we get to the point we're discussing lizards with lasers, you know it's time.



And it's only May.....

Thig Lyfe
05-05-2005, 06:54 AM
To address the values question:

The team which has made the most valuable choices this offseason has the best lazorz. Thus, it is a question of Values. Kinda.

Hope that clears it up.

Thig Lyfe
05-05-2005, 06:57 AM
I have a technical question. If you fire a laser at a vaseline-covered gila monster, will it cook the monster or will it just harmlessly reflect away? This information is vital to my vote.

Haha.

Well, I would assume that it would cook the monster. We might need a vaseline expert.

Is Mark Schlereth around here somewhere?

Thig Lyfe
05-05-2005, 01:22 PM
Looks like the Chiefs are winning.