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Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:03 PM
Packfool named me to his "All Idiot Team", along with KC Wolfman, Titus, JOhn and Luzap. I should feel bad, but I actually feel honored that Packfool thinks i'm not "in his class" of football.....um......intelligence?

Anyone else care to join?

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 05:05 PM
He also put Dartgod on the list after he requested it, but would not add me! I must work on my skills so I may have the honor of joining the club........any ideas? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:06 PM
Not to worry, my good man.
Congratulations! You made the team! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 05:09 PM
Mi: Thanks, but it's not the same as hearing it from my hero Packer. :( *GRIN*

The_Grand_Illusion
12-18-2000, 05:11 PM
Sign me up! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

BroncoFan
12-18-2000, 05:12 PM
I'm so overwelmed by this :)

Well at least I know I'm not in Packmans class http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:14 PM
JOhn,
That's the beauty of it. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

TheBigChief
12-18-2000, 05:15 PM
I want to be a starter on that squad!

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:15 PM
Joe - Packfan still posts???? I just pass over. Reading his tripe is like reading 'Dick and Jane', I finished those books in the early 70's and have no desire to lower myself to reading them again.

Ugly Duck
12-18-2000, 05:18 PM
WTF????????

I can't make the roster???? Not even second team or even special teams?

[This message has been edited by Mile High Mania (edited 12-18-2000).]

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:19 PM
Brad - It is an exclusive club of the Chiefs.... But seeing what a good guy you are , we will gladly make you an honorary member. Just dont spread the word or we will have to let everyone in.....

Ugly Duck
12-18-2000, 05:21 PM
Dammit! I just assumed he placed people on the team who had views that are contrary to his. I'll be the emergency backup then.

Go Chiefs
12-18-2000, 05:21 PM
Damn, MI, since you and I are the two resident blue collars, I really want to join! :D Please???

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:22 PM
Nah , Brad you are definitely first string material.

WisChief - Just sign on the dotted line.

milkman
12-18-2000, 05:23 PM
WOuld someone explain to me why we have Ugly Duck and MHM on this BB showing class and civility to the fans of their rival team. The packfan, who is fan of a team we play once ever 3 years, is on here and is more idiotic then the fans of our rivals?

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:24 PM
I'm sure you will be made team captain, WisChief.

Blue collar guys lead by example, right? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

Go Chiefs
12-18-2000, 05:24 PM
WISCHIEF
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There you go!!! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 05:24 PM
As they say in the car business: "sign here, press hard, three copies."

Lightning Rod
12-18-2000, 05:25 PM
Wonder if I'll get the nod from Crackfan after my replies to his thread....

Maybe I can hang out with you guys even if he doesn't approve. :cool:


Bwana - thanks for the affirmation on the other thread!

[This message has been edited by DiscoJones (edited 12-18-2000).]

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:25 PM
Brad,
We could always use someone who can get us diet pills! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

Go Chiefs
12-18-2000, 05:26 PM
I may be mistaken, but wasn't it Burt Reynolds in The Longest Yard that threw the ball as hard as possible at that dude's nuts?

Can I be Burt and Ken be the guard? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Ugly Duck
12-18-2000, 05:27 PM
Morph... if we're nice to you, it's easier to be accepted among the group. Once we get past the security and then the guards are dropped, we attack. :D

Plus, being a complete dick 24x7 gets old fast... for most of us. :P<P>

Ugly Duck
12-18-2000, 05:28 PM
MI ... just let me know what you need. I have connections and my wife is willing to take the fall, but I again have connections and we can get out of it.

It pays to know people...

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 05:29 PM
Morph: RE: #14.......WTFK? Perhaps Ken is the product of a wild one night roll in the hay involving his mother and Carl Peterson. It would explain SEVERAL things...........just a theory, but........

~Twilight Zone Music In Background~

BroncoFan
12-18-2000, 05:31 PM
I nominate Luz for the H back postion. Of Course someone will still have to explain to Packie what it exactly is :D

<BR>

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:32 PM
Who's gonna be QB?

I hear Russ has never won a playoff game.

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 05:34 PM
MI, it's funny you asked. I was just going to offer my unique QB capabilities.

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BroncoFan
12-18-2000, 05:35 PM
I know were Russ can get some film of a QB to study.... No I won't go there :D<P>

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:36 PM
Joe - LMAO!!!!

Being that I was the first to get under Ken's thinnest of skin, I would relish the opportunity to fumble, be injury prone, not be a leader, cannot scramble, make stupid decisions, and then blame the rest of you in the following fashion

"I can't write and read ALL the comments for you BB'ers."

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:36 PM
We need a winner! Have YOU ever won a playoff game?

It's the most important position on the field. The team lives & dies by the QB.

Did I mention it's a team game?

The_Grand_Illusion
12-18-2000, 05:37 PM
I want to be starting MLB http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:37 PM
JOhn - Now I have to decide if you or Morph would make a better LaChappelle... hmmm, *pulls out media guide and starts reading*

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:38 PM
Joe - I can honestly say that due to poor picks that Carl has surrounded me with, I have never won a playoff game.

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 05:41 PM
Russ: Less we not forget all the no show fans that will make short work of your so called home field advantage!

BroncoFan
12-18-2000, 05:42 PM
Ouch!!!!!!

Hey I wanna be the kicker.....

Only have to go out and play 5-10 plays a game, then I get to go back and sit with the cheer leaders :D

(but I insist on a REAL helmet)

But if you insist I get out there and play, pencil me in at WR, I like going Long http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:43 PM
Bwana - True, damn fairweathers!!!

JOhn - Have you ever heard Sandler's 'Lonely Kicker' song? God, it is hilarious.

BroncoFan
12-18-2000, 05:45 PM
ROFLMAO yea I got it off napter :D

Are you trying to say something ??

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 05:46 PM
OK, since Wolfman is going to be QB, and I am after all pretty young, I can be the QBOTF.

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Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 05:50 PM
I'd like to be the punter. It's the most critical position on the team.

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:50 PM
Hader - Follow me and I will show you how to play without 'intangibles'.

JOhn - Who me???

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 05:52 PM
Wolfman, come to think of it, do I really want to learn from a guy who has never won a playoff game?

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AustinChief
12-18-2000, 05:56 PM
Hader - Ouch, If I had feelings.....

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 06:02 PM
Sorry, I couldn't resist :)

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[This message has been edited by raiderhader (edited 12-18-2000).]

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 06:03 PM
What should we call our team?

Luzap
12-18-2000, 06:06 PM
JOhn:

Most kickers play like they have been playing w/o a helmet.

mark
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AustinChief
12-18-2000, 06:06 PM
Joe - The CP Media Guides.

Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 06:07 PM
How about the "Man's Men"?

Go Chiefs
12-18-2000, 06:11 PM
How about "Ken's Kids"? Maybe would could start a telethon and raise money for all us simpletons. Hmmmm thinking I may be on to something prosperous http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Luzap
12-18-2000, 06:16 PM
With this team and all the comments made on the other post there are 2 positions I would not want to apply for on this team of blue collar men:

1)Wide receiver

2)Tight End


mark
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trying to take this to it's furthest depths

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 06:17 PM
WisChief - While the name is kinda catchy in a perverted way, it makes me think of the possibility of ken procreating - That is not a world I want to be a part of.

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 06:18 PM
Maddogg - That is the funniest comment I have read in weeks.
ROTF

Go Chiefs
12-18-2000, 06:20 PM
Wolf, dang you're right!! That would mean that if we are his kids, then our mother would be his sister. SICK!!! I think I'm gonna puke!!! I'm off to delete, my previous post - I can't bear to look at it. :eek:

Luzap
12-18-2000, 06:23 PM
Wolfman:

Everytime I see an "all-pro" team I think of the Bob Nelson bit where he does the College All American team. That has to be the most hilarious bit about college All-Star teams.

mmaddog
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Baby Lee
12-18-2000, 06:29 PM
You mean Bob Hope?

Luzap
12-18-2000, 06:40 PM
Mi_Chief_Fan:

No..Bob Nelson the comedian. He was the guy who played the B/F of the girl who was Arnold Schwarzeneggar's sidekick in "Kindergarten Cop". He has a comedy sketch about the "College All-America Team"

mmaddog
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AustinChief
12-18-2000, 06:50 PM
Maddogg - Is that the one where he acts like he has been hit one (or 20) too many times.

If it is the one I am thinking of, you are right.

I believe that Snickers commercial where the QB was saying "I'm Batman" was modeled after his character.

gonzo88
12-18-2000, 06:59 PM
If no one has taked the ST coaching position I would be more than happy to volenteer.

Expectations are low and no matter how bad I screw up - I'll never be fired.

bishop_74
12-18-2000, 07:05 PM
Pick me! Pick me!

I can be the punt returner. I'll wear an oversized helmet so the punter will never miss bouncing one off my noggin.

ChiTown
12-18-2000, 07:18 PM
Anyone sign up for the Waterboy yet? Can I be Bobby Boshay? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 07:23 PM
In honor of our little yellow and green pal, mark me down for GM. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Griese Fan
12-18-2000, 07:26 PM
mmaddog,
I've been trying to come up with that name (Bob Nelson) for years. That routine was one of the funniest I've ever seen. It got him invited on the Tonight Show when Carson was still hosting. Johnny was disappointed he didn't do it on the show.
the milkman
another blue collar looking for a spot on the team

homebizy
12-18-2000, 07:30 PM
I love it! You guys took it upon yourself and volunteered for my "all idiot team"! Thats great. Although some of you dont belong ie Mile High, Morphius, Hardcore, Bwana, you guys know a thing or two about the game.

JOhn, Luzap, Bliss and Titus belong here. I am glad you guys found a home!

I really wanted to put together an official "all idiot team" last year, but never got around to it.

Was is you JOhn that said going to a Chiefs game when its cold is a serious "health risk"? I just wanted to make sure because that assinine statement is what got you on the team.

That might be my favorite statement by a Chief fan since I joined this forum two years ago:

"We dont go to the game when it so cold because its a serious health risk"

Thank You! I shared it with my office. They loved it! Bliss, Luzap, can you guys do better than that?

KCTitus
12-18-2000, 07:34 PM
Now Ken! Don't you try to yank me off the GM post for this fine organization.

homebizy
12-18-2000, 07:40 PM
Bwana,

My "all idiot team" is very serious. I dont want to put guys on there that dont deserve to be on there. Dont try to get on either. I'll know if you are trying to talk stupid.

I just hope Bliss, Luzap, Titus, and JOhn dont take it personal. These guys might be very intellegient, they just lack details when it comes to the NFL.

Wis Chief and MI Chief, thats a different story. When they have been proven wrong, they resort to name caling, so who knows, they could be seventh graders or they could be garbage men. I do know that neither is very educated based on how they try to prove their point. Either way, they are not very bright when it comes to football and debating.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-18-2000, 07:41 PM
Bob Dole would like to be the starting halfback. bob dole is about TRich's size, twice as slow, and would love to have only 4 carries a game. (We all know this past Sunday was a fluke...)

KCWolfman
12-18-2000, 07:43 PM
Hey, Russ, JOhn, etc.

I want the absolute MOST important position on this team.

I want to be the guy who makes the media guides!

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Red and Gold on the Warpath
Nightwolf Graphics (http://www.nightwolfgraphics.com)

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 07:45 PM
Packfan, you and I have never had a conversation, so I think we need to have one so as to determine wether or not I can be on the team. Anything you want to talk about, let me know.

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homebizy
12-18-2000, 07:47 PM
Dole,

You are close, one of the last cuts, but sorry, no room for you on this team. Misplaced, you know your stuff, you are not on the team.

Trust me guys, you dont want to be on this team because I have a long memory and will single you out. Talk to Titus. I have embarrassed him numerous times. Ditto for Luzap and Russ.

My "all idiot team" is for idiots. Lets leave it at that.

homebizy
12-18-2000, 07:48 PM
I will keep my eye on you. I doubt that you will be on it because I have seen your work and would have jumped it if you were talking out of your crack.

Just ask Bliss. He knows what I mean.

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 07:49 PM
Packfan, does that mean I don't even get a shot? :(

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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-18-2000, 07:55 PM
d@mnit all to h#ll...

Griese Fan
12-18-2000, 07:56 PM
Ken,
I would think your all idiot team would consist of everyone that thinks that you are the idiot, or just simply redundant, or both with never an original thought or idea.
Since that is almost everyone om this BB, that team would be almost all inclusive.
the milkman
haven't seen Titus embarrassed either

[This message has been edited by Lompoc Brave (edited 12-18-2000).]

KCWolfman
12-18-2000, 07:56 PM
What's even funnier is that Ken thinks that his labeling anyone anything means something to us.

"Don't get on my bad side or I'll talk bad about you...."

Geez. I've heard worse threats at my daughter's playground.

Thanks, Ken for the best laugh I've had all day. Every day, you restore my confidence in the fact that you're at best a troll and at worst...you really believe the crap you spew around here.


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Red and Gold on the Warpath
Nightwolf Graphics (http://www.nightwolfgraphics.com)

gonzo88
12-18-2000, 08:08 PM
Once again using the back button.

[This message has been edited by Otter (edited 12-19-2000).]

Luzap
12-18-2000, 08:11 PM
Russ & LB:

That is the one and the same Bob Nelson..I still remember that one. His "Tight End" & "Wide Receiver" characters were classics!! And the Linebacker, the one who played w/o his helmet(the one you are referring to Russ)sounded like way too many guys I have heard over the years.

Every once and a while you can catch that bit on the Comedy Channel when they have flashback night.

mmaddog
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gonzo88
12-18-2000, 08:14 PM
You'll have to remove me kicking and screaming.

I think we need to get an official roster.

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JOhn
12-18-2000, 08:22 PM
I am greatly honored to be a founding member of this team.

Luz
i would always be honored to be thought of as in the same company as Russ, Gregg, Mi Chief Fan, and JOhn...

[This message has been edited by Luzap (edited 12-18-2000).]

AustinChief
12-18-2000, 08:46 PM
Give me people who speak with Heart and Mind (like Luz, Titus, et al) and God save me from the mantra-like daze of zealots whose single chant include Carl Peterson......

I am sure that Ken is a great conversationalist.,... if you like speaking about CP. Otherwise, I havent seen much out of him in 2 years.

Dole, Hader, etc. ANY of you are in welcome company. While we have disagreed, I sincerely doubt that any of you have attacked when we have, or vice-versa. FOr those of you when we have disagreed (Cannibal, etc.), we dont have to be best buds, but I still respect your opinion.

Hmmmm, people with social skills or Ken's 'side'. Even if I were wrong (which I am not), I would much rather speak with people who understand the basics of conversational abilities.

KCWolfman
12-18-2000, 08:49 PM
Russ,

Hmm, delusional ranting or polite conversation....


Mark me down for your side. :D

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Red and Gold on the Warpath
Nightwolf Graphics (http://www.nightwolfgraphics.com)

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 08:50 PM
Wolfman, would calling fans shameless and just plain chewing them out for thier "lose out" stance be considered attacking? If so, I am guilty. Not that it bothers me a whole lot.

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AustinChief
12-18-2000, 08:55 PM
Hader - We ALL are guilty of a negative stance at one time or another. Nothing is wrong with that. We are ALL wrong at one time or another as well. The difference is that you have more than one topic to discuss and that you are willing to move on instead of attacking those who disagree with you.<BR>

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 09:06 PM
Wolfman, I thought I had attacked those people pretty hard. And I have been planning to attack them even harder. Are you sure that doesn't count?

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gonzo88
12-18-2000, 09:18 PM
Even though some of us may disagree, there is a common bond which brings most of us here. Thats being loyal Chief fans.

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Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 09:21 PM
Otter, I accused some of the fans for being on the virge of disloyalty. I am just wondering if this has changed how people look at me. It's not that I want to be known as a jerk, but if I am then I would like to know it.

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Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 09:23 PM
Not that being known as a jerk bothers me, and on this issue I probaly wouldn't try to make things up, because I meant what I said and don't plan on backing down from it.

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Yosef_Malkovitch
12-18-2000, 09:25 PM
Why is the main page showing three less post than there really are?

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Go Chiefs
12-18-2000, 09:28 PM
Yep, Kenny boy - you nailed it again. I'm a blue collar garbage man. Good one!

Now, when you want to talk football, speak up and we will. I've not seen one post from you that had anything other than Carl sucks, Elvis sucks, Chester sucks, Hasty is old, Goonther is "what we paid for", and finally to top it all off - the fans suck. Again, when you want to discuss football, I'll be here.

Well, I better go now, it's bed time and the garbage has to be picked up early. MI I'll meet you at the dump.

By the way, don't even think of kicking me off the all idiot team! :mad:<P>

gonzo88
12-18-2000, 09:45 PM
raiderhater- I've never known you to be a jerk for what thats worth. Tonight is probley a record for the most posts in one day if that gives you any idea how much I'm here. I'm working off-hours. Mabey someday we'll have somthing to argue about and I'll let you know better then.

If you think TR is our answer at HB, Schottenheimer or Stock should stay or think Gun's press conferences make sense start a new post and we'll debate. :)

ChiTown
12-18-2000, 09:55 PM
I don't want to be on your team if your going to be snobby about it. I'll take my ball and go home. :D Don't make Bobby Booshay mad http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/mad.gif

BroncoFan
12-18-2000, 10:02 PM
Packie,
First off if your gonna quote me get it right, espeially sense you are so particular about other quoting you.
Now I DID say that I (note the I) did not go to the game because of the extreme temp. being a health risk. I DID NOT say all fans did not goo because of this reason, but I'm sure many did.

Now since you apparantly do not know what wind chill is and can do I thought you might need a little classroom help.

The wind-chill temperature is a measure of relative discomfort due to combined cold and wind. It was developed by Siple and Passel (1941) and is based on physiological studies of the rate of heat loss for various combinations of ambient temperature and wind speed. The wind-chill temperature equals the actual air temperature when the wind speed is 4 mph or less. At higher wind speeds, the wind-chill temperature is lower than the air temperature and measures the increased cold stress and discomfort associated with wind.

The effects of wind-chill depend strongly on the amount of clothing and other protection worn as well as on age, health, and body characteristics. Wind-chill temperatures near or below 0 F indicate that there is a risk of frostbite or other injury to exposed flesh,at -15 to -20 degrees any exposed flesh can freeze in approx 1 minute.

Now you might not consider that a health risk, but most logical and sane people would. So does that mean in order to be a great fan you must be stupid? well then I guess you are the greatest Packer fan ever.

redshirt32
12-18-2000, 10:37 PM
Can I join? Somehow I find Packfan naming an All-Idiot Team somehow oxymoronic...

Chiefnj
12-18-2000, 10:41 PM
Hey, I want on too. It's only fair, after all - Ken's on my All-F#ckhead Team.

Bob Dole
12-19-2000, 12:09 AM
I guess I need to volunteer to be your head cheerleader.

Shannon, where are you?

Clint in Wichita
12-19-2000, 12:16 AM
Am I too late to apply for the top position in all of pro sports, the Cheerleader Evaluator?

Bob Dole
12-19-2000, 12:18 AM
What does the evaluator do look for?


I have a good body, and a great smile, what else could you want

PS
I can fill out a uniform in all the right places.

Buzzbait
12-19-2000, 12:34 AM
Nice *** Perfect **** ,

Shapely bod, and most of all...an "inny" belly button.. :D


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Clint in Wichita
12-19-2000, 12:36 AM
Hmm, haven't thought of standards yet. A good body is a must. I will be also looking to see if they have a good body, a good body, will keep looking to see if they have a good body, and they have to fail the Wonderlick test...

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 12:42 AM
DaWolf - I've never had any trouble with that Wonderlick test.... Ok - there was a couple of times I got a little overzealous about my licking but she always forgave me later.....

Clint in Wichita
12-19-2000, 12:46 AM
LOL. Now that you mention it, they can pass THAT Wonderlick test.

I sense we are going into dangerous waters... http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

The_Grand_Illusion
12-19-2000, 12:51 AM
have we touched on our RBBC yet?

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 06:10 AM
Post # 67's a classic.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>Trust me guys, you dont want to be on this team because I have a LONG MEMORY and will single you out. Talk to Titus. I have embarassed him numerous times. Ditto for Luzap and Russ. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Embarassed? I've never seen you embarass anyone but yourself. And if you're memory is so great, why are you a walking contradiction?

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 07:23 AM
I wanna play!!!

Where can a 6'1", 135 lb. person fit into the team? Perahps DT?

MM
~~Wants to be a team player.



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Dave Lane
12-19-2000, 07:29 AM
You're 6'1" and 135lbs?

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Phobia
12-19-2000, 07:44 AM
this post is freaking hilarious!!!

It is with great honor and humbleness that I accepting being 'singled' out by our village idiot.

To be mentioned in the same breath as: Luzap, Russ, JOhn, WisChief, Mi_Chief_Fan is truly an honor. Thanks.

I would also like to encourage everyone who hasnt yet had the chance to b!tch slap our local idiot, that it only takes a few good slams and you too can be on the 'team'.

LMFAO!

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 07:48 AM
Mizzou--
It's not for lack of appetite. I eat like a freaking horse! I don't run (unless I'm being chased) and drink about a 12 pk of beer a week. I've tried everything short of steroids . . . yet I still weigh the same at 29 as I did at 13. Thank god other things grew in that time! ;)

TMI, I know.

MM
~~Gets nervous around drains with large openings.

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Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 07:48 AM
Titus,
When did Packfool embarass you?

I mean besides being embarassed that he's a fellow member of the human race.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 07:51 AM
Mark,
Word is that were looking for a QB that has won a playoff game. Have you ever won a playoff game?

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 07:54 AM
Does the PLayStation count? If so, then yes, I have.

I've even won the Super Bowl twice, the NCAA Sears trophy 7 times in 11 years, the NBA crown three times and have been personally responsible for 4 World Series titles.

I figure if Packfan can live in a world of make-believe, then so can I.

MM
~~Ready to take the snaps . . . depending on who's center.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 08:05 AM
Mi: I must admit that fluffy did embarrass me on several occasions. Those occasions came primarly when he said some obscenely asinine things like:

a SB MVP is not the main reason why a team wins the SB, rather, a team can win a SB w/o a SB MVP.

While discussing EG's playoff appearances with the Chiefs, he goes on to rant about EG's one playoff appearance with SF (which EG didnt start btw).

His inability to recognize his own words thrown back in his face.

And finally his comment that ANY QB that throws as much as EG did can put up the numbers EG has.

Those are just a sample of the embarrassingly stupid assertions he has made. Obviously, he wasnt smart enough to realize the sheer ignorance of these statements so I was embarrassed for him.

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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 08:09 AM
Jeez Mark... Bob Dole's left leg weighs 135 pounds.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 08:18 AM
Okay guys!! So I have a thyroid issue. Big deal (or in my case, skinny deal). Do you know how difficult it is to go through life as a man and be this thin? No, I doubt it. Mock me if you will, but at least I don't have to worry about diets, I can still see my feet and am still hung like a bear.

Remember: It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.

MM
~~Not really upset. :D

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--George W. Bush

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Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 08:20 AM
Bob Dole has no idea what it's like to go through life thin or hung like a bear.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 08:21 AM
MarkM: if you found my Sr/Jr picture in your HS yearbook, contrast that with my picture on Dole's site...Only one thing can make you get like that...

Budweiser.

BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 08:21 AM
Titus,
Well if nothing else HOPEFULLY you can be embarrassed enough for him that he will post and run as usual. But I doubt it.

BTW if packie doesn't think that sunday was cold enough to be a risk, makes me wonder if he is smart enough to come in out of the rain? Or maybe he's like a certian fowl that isn't smart enough to not drown by looking up in the rain?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 08:24 AM
Mark,
Winning the sears trophy and getting to the super bowl? Oh yeah, you can be our QB.

Titus,
LMAO at winning the super bowl without a SB MVP. I'll be laughing about that one al day.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 08:28 AM
Titus--
I did check the '87 edition of Polaris. While you look familiar, I can't really place you anywhere in my high school memories. Of course, "high" school is an appropriate name for the way I went through! :cool: Perhaps your memory is better than mine!

I would have to say you have added a bit to yourself (not that its a bad thing, though). Unfortunately, I drank enough beer in college to add a total of 100 pounds to most people...I gained 10. That was it. A 6 pack almost every night and no luck. I lost the 10 lbs. I gained after I graduated. Still haven't gotten it back. And I still drink thick beer (Guiness, Bass Ale, et al).

What more can a guy do?

MM
~~Wonders how this thread got focused on my weight.

BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 08:30 AM
Titus,
I to will have to cut & paste the SB w/o a MVP. Course I'm sure he has some "logic" to explain that.

Adding it to the list:
H Back ??????
NO SB MVP ????

:confused:

God it gets better every day http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 08:38 AM
Mi--
I would be honored to be our QB.

I just hope you all realize that, while the QB is the most important position on the field, it is a team game. We can win the SB without an MVP. I will put up great numbers, but only because we pass so much (never mind that every team will know that and try to stop it). I will blame the GM when players fumble, and blame the players when the GM drafts the wrong person. I will blame the crowd for not coming to a game when it's -30 degrees, and praise all other cities' fans even though their fans do the same.

This is making my head hurt. No wonder Packfan gets so confused … it's hard to be that stupid.

MM
~~Will be looking for a play that intentionally gets us 4 yards short of the endzone with no time left.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Phobia
12-19-2000, 09:01 AM
There were a couple of others in the last discussion I had with Pack.

He stated that teams dont win playoffs with FA castoffs, of course, I never got around to Kurt Warner before I finally gave up on his ludicrous statements.

I stuck with one I figured he'd know most about and that was GB's SB victory and asked him to explain Desmond Howard the SB MVP for his Packers SB victory. His response was that w/o Desmond Howard the Packers still win that SB. In essence stating that w/o a SB MVP, GB still wins.

Of course, I could have really made him look the fool and asked him about another FA castoff and SB MVP, Kurt Warner, but he was struggling with GB history even with the aide of his GB media guide, so I left well enough alone.

TEX
12-19-2000, 09:03 AM
I want to play...I have a new ball and my daddy will mow the field for free..

but...I want to play safety...One of you DL need to grab a leg, stand crackfan up and let me have a good 10yard run...I'll chew off my broken fingers to stay in the game, eat buzzard guts at halftime and kick the other team in the nuts at the bottom of every pile...I'll make Ronnie Lott look like a schoolgirl...I'm not big, fast, or talented, but consider myself tougher than boiled owl Sh!t(while on a computer)...I'm not mindless, but I am a barbarian..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Packfans memeory....I'm sure it compares to a zoo monkey with terrets syndrome..who can't remember the taste from the last time he ate his own Shiite.

can i play, can i, can i, can i huh..cmon..

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Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:05 AM
The next year, without Howard & Andre Rison, another FA castoff, the Donkeys had little trouble disposing of the Pack. If only bad officiating didn't cost us against the Donx that year. I don't think GB could have scored on our 97 defense.

Then again, Packfool said KC's defense under Gun was "nothing special".

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BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 09:05 AM
Of course Favre was a cast off from another team, but Pakie will enlighten us to how Wolfe knew all along.

Wait a minute was there a VERY high priced FA, that came from Philly? Can't remember his name, but I think he was a marginal defensive player http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:06 AM
LMAO @ Iowanian!!!!!

Phobia
12-19-2000, 09:11 AM
Oh, I almost forgot another one. When I asked him for a VIABLE replacment for Carl as GM, he suggested Daniel Snyder.

When I asked him to explain, he acted as if I had said it. Of course, this also goes back to Ken's wonderful 'long memory'.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:12 AM
I can picture Iowanian holding up the leg of a freshly killed deer, blood driping down his chin, looking as though he just beat another predator to a kill.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......."

TEX
12-19-2000, 09:15 AM
mi,

were you following me saturday? :D

Actually in HS, I was too slow to be a RB(we had an all state back anyway). I wrestled at 125, played Olb and pulling guard...My absolute favorite was kickoff team...I was the wedge buster and loved it...nothing like running full speed at a mantrain and slamming into it.grrrrrrrrrr

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Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:19 AM
Good old Captain Contradiction, strikes again. He may be on to something with Snyder. Is it unethical to own one team, and be a GM for another? At least Snyder might do some firing.
Duh, ima Pakfooooool, i dunno bout runnin a team, i jest knows fotbal, duhhhhhhh.I embarass u der imbreads, duuuuuuuhhhhhhh. or is dat imbreads. duhhu, me only knows fffotbol.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:20 AM
Iowanian,
Did something brown and hairy die?

TEX
12-19-2000, 09:25 AM
yes,

the first one died a week ago friday night...hit it with my truck 1/4 from home...then the anger took over saturday...tough hunting...but i'm getting closer to even...lets just leave it at that for now http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 09:25 AM
Stop killing the hamsters, Iowa.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:27 AM
or gerbils, for that matter.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 09:31 AM
As much as I hate to digress from the gerbil/hamster/dead furry things slant this thread has leaned towards . . .

Do we have a full roster yet? Can it be posted so we know who is starting, who's a backup and who will need to be cut for salary cap reasons?

MM
~~Wants to know if he will be getting reps this week.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 09:31 AM
Bob Dole was denied his requested position of starting halfback.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:35 AM
It just wouldn't look right for our starting tailback to be bigger than the O-line.

I'll donate my salary to charity. One to help mentally challenged kids, so that they can grow up normal, instead of like Packfool.

TEX
12-19-2000, 09:37 AM
how about hedgehogs?

I think that "pack"fan has the market cornered on harm caused to gerbils and hamsters...I refrain from such practices..

Dole,
from your size alone, I think you should at least qualify as the "short yardage back" of the committee...they could call you "Diesel Dole"

F. Gump
12-19-2000, 09:41 AM
I don’t think we have a place kicker yet. I will volunteer and I think I can perform as well as any kicker we have had in KC recently. I can shank 3 crucial field goals in playoff games, and I can kickoff out of bounds 3 times when the playoffs are on the line. I can even make feeble attempts at tackling returners when the rest of the special teams has broke down.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 09:46 AM
I almost forgot to request a position on the team.

I think it would only be fair, given my size, that I should be on the line. I think OT (Left or Right) would suit me fine. I'll protect our no playoff winning QB's blind side if need be.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 09:51 AM
As our starting QB (I think . . . Mi gave me the job) I would appreciate Titus covering my blind side and having Bob Dole protect the middle . . . although I have no problems with Dole punishing defenders on short yardage.

Who's GM? Coach?

MM
~~Ready to not win playoff games.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 09:56 AM
I volunteered to be the punter, but as a team player, i'll be willing to switch. I could play the line, linebackers, kick returners(oh yeah, a little special teams).

Anyone see the commercial where Santa lines up and says to the elf across from him "Oh yeah, i'm coming for you, pork chop."

The elf replies "Bring it on, fat boy."

an instant classic.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 09:58 AM
Mark: I put in for the GM position, but was turned away by Packfan himself! Is there any way to overrule him on this issue? Hoping to be the CARL PETERSON of this team!

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:02 AM
I promise to gather the majority of the vile and rants concerning team Issues from our green and yellow buddy and conduct myself in questionable ways at all times. I can also talk very nasty in the event a first round draft pick or his agent gets out of line and needs a special "chat."

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Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 10:09 AM
I started this thread, so if I say your the GM, your the GM, Bwana. Ken CAN'T be on this team, because it's for those not in his "class."

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 10:12 AM
Given Bob Dole's tobacco habit, perhaps short yardage back would be best.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:13 AM
Mi: Allriiiiighty then! Any ideas on FA who I should go after at this point in time? And I still need a coach to spin things off on.

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Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 10:16 AM
How about Gene Hackman(The replacements) as coach, and Cameron Diaz (doesn't matter) as assistant GM.

If she can't motivate us, you can try beer.

Think Keanu would be our backup QB?

[This message has been edited by Mi_chief_fan (edited 12-19-2000).]

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:19 AM
I like the Diaz! I'm sure I can come up with some kind of position for her. *wink*

TEX
12-19-2000, 10:19 AM
How about center...but i want to be qb instead of safety now ;)

AND!!! we are NOT using the shotgun...and I demand long snap count.

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BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 10:20 AM
I like Denzel (sp?) Washington as coach . . . although running a mile doesn't sound like fun.

MM
~~Developing a Chester-like pseudo-injury to keep from practicing.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 10:22 AM
Iowa--
As the only person here who has won a playoff game, I feel as though I have earned the right to be starting QB.

We need an animal like yourself in our secondary.

Although Bwana must make that choice, as well as Mi (owner/punter).

MM
~~Realizes the need to fill all positions.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 10:23 AM
Perhaps "missionary," Bwana?

Chief_Noraa
12-19-2000, 10:23 AM
Well since I’m a bit tardy I would like to apply to the practice squad. I would run the scout smak team.

For example, I could explain the correlation between Peterson and the increase in hoof-n-mouth disease in Bolivia. I see this role as somewhat like the New Jersey Generals, which is actually a farm team for the Harlem Globetrotters.

Thank you for your consideration.


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TEX
12-19-2000, 10:24 AM
mark,

but, but but but..bbbbbuttt if cameron is Center...I wanna be quaaaaaaaaarterrrrbaaack! :( (now I really sound like a packfan)

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:25 AM
Mi is the owner and punter. ROTFLMAO That's one hell of a combo!

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 10:26 AM
And let me just say, if I get 1 punt blocked, you're all fired.

BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 10:26 AM
Dartgod,
I got dips on the kicker postion...

(Adam Sandlers "Lonely Kicker" playing in the back ground)

Besides I can really screw up our field postion with the best of them. Heck I got the name John, and I can change my last name to Baker.

But if Bawana says no, I'll take WR, I'm I good actor, and can cry like a baby after each hit, ala' Eddie boy! http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:30 AM
Bob Dole: Bwana wants to be a little more creative than your formentioned "position." I was thinking more of something involving monkey bars or some other twisted situation.

If Bwana Is going to do the GM gig, it will never be never be said the he is "to conservative." http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 10:32 AM
Ahhh... Freaky Circus Sex.

Duly noted, Bwana.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 10:33 AM
Iowa--
Cameron Diaz is the center?

We will never, ever run the shotgun when I'm QBing! :D

MM
~~Want to keep his hands warm on cold days . . . and warm days . . . and hot days . . . any day . . .

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 10:35 AM
Well he does live in Montana, what else is there to do.

Please don't include any circus midgets http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/eek.gif

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 10:37 AM
I'd like to be an undersized DE or OLB. I'm 6' - 208 lbs - have been as large as 255 in the past.

I don't know if I'm idiot enough to be on the team but I would appreciate consideration.

TEX
12-19-2000, 10:37 AM
I believe I should rethink the Diaz for center option...Given the Chiefs playbook and tendency to run Grunhart butt right and left...All backs would end up looking like bennett..stopping after running directly into the glutious of our center.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:37 AM
Now JOhn! You just earned yourself a starting WR position pal. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 10:38 AM
KPhobia,
You should be able to make the team easy enough
:D

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BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 10:39 AM
Here is a tentative roster, as far as I have been able to tell.

Bwana and Mi: Please feel free to correct as necessary. I'm just the QB—I can't catch it, run it or decide who does either. I just throw it.

Team owner/punter: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
QB: Mark M
RB: FB-Bob Dole
HB-Luz (you do know where to line up, right?)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
TE: Mark Kilgore (sorry, had to go there).
PK: Dartgod
Waterboy: alanm

PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
SS: Iowanian
Whiny b!tch with no good input in any way: Packfan.

MM
~~Trying to set the roster for opening day.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

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KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:41 AM
Phil: As far as I can see, you're on. I can recall several rather heated debates between you and pack-eeeeer. That seems to be about all it takes.

BroncoFan
12-19-2000, 10:44 AM
Mark Pencil me in at WR.


(working on my acting, and neck jerking.)

BTW you'all can just call me Brock.

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TEX
12-19-2000, 10:44 AM
I nominate GAZ for DC...if and only if he is a strong believer in saftey blitzing.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:46 AM
Anyone have any med experience? We need a team doc. (A team lawyer wouldn't be a bad idea with this crew as well) Keep in mind that this is a low budget outfit, the pay ain't great, but the hours are long.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 10:47 AM
KPhobia: In order to assess whether or not you qualify for the the idiots All Idiot team, I have to ask you two questions.

1. Is Daniel Snyder a viable alternative to GM the Chiefs (assuming CP hadnt signed his recent deal).

2. Does Green Bay win SB XXI without Desmond Howards performance - the SB MVP?

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TEX
12-19-2000, 10:48 AM
how about Dr McGillocuttie(sp?) very affordable..peppermint will cure most ailments.

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KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:50 AM
Pete: If I can get is past the owner, that's a good idea.

~Wondering if it will go with all the homebrew I plan to stock before, during and after games?~

Coogs
12-19-2000, 10:50 AM
Bwana - I was pre-med for 2 years and now I'm a biology major..does that count for anything? If not, I'd like to apply for a cheerleading position.

--Shannon--

Chief_Noraa
12-19-2000, 10:51 AM
I just can’t believe how stupid you Chiefs fans are. Year after year they put up an inferior product and you mindlessly gobble it up. Carl Peterson is responsible not only for the sad state of affairs at Arrowhead but he is also responsible for the moral decline of Western society. In addition to that there is 67% likelihood that he was the gunman on the grassy knoll. And he was seen smoking right before the Hindenberg blew up. Coincidence? Not likely. But do you twits have the gray matter to see what is so readily apparent to the rest of the country? Of course not! You’ve been brainwashed and de-sensitized to accept mediocrity. You dorks still think you’re the “BEST FANS” in the NFL, When clearly that title belongs to the Arizona Cardinals. I feel it is my duty to continue to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on until you fools see the error of your ways.

Consider that my application for the job of practice squad Quarter-Pac<BR>

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:53 AM
Smltheppl: Sounds like you have the position of team doc to me as long as you give Dr. Magillacutti (sp) a little time as well. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 10:54 AM
Uh - I have to answer no to those questions knowing it may not put me on the team. But - at least you know I'm not going to waffle on my stance every 3 or 4 minutes....

AZChief can be the lawyer, right?

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 10:55 AM
RCGChief: Very nice.....perhaps you can be our PR man as well?

TEX
12-19-2000, 10:55 AM
sml,

I'm thinking the cheerleaders should come from the Warrensburg area...a million dollar ranch...

An intelligent and angelic figure like yourself is probably more suited for public relations specialist...and maybe massage therapist..when would you like to interview?..choke choke gag...choking on my own BS http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif

Phobia
12-19-2000, 10:56 AM
KPhobia: No answers to those questions put you firmly on the starting squad of the All Idiot Team. It's knowledgable fans like Ken that believe both of those questions can be answered with a 'yes'.

Find a spot for Phil.

Coogs
12-19-2000, 10:56 AM
Bwana - Not a problem.<P>

Coogs
12-19-2000, 10:57 AM
LOL Iowanian

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 10:57 AM
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Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 10:59 AM
Post #181 is me practicing to be Kenny.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 10:59 AM
Double post. I guess since I'm an idiot, it's okay.

MM
~~Hates it when this happens.

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BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 11:00 AM
Titus--
You are a good man. Keep proving Packfan wrong (not hard to do). Never mind what was originally here. I was wrong.

JOhn--
You are on the roster as the slot WR. But shouldn't our GM be keeping track of this? Get to work, Bwana! :D

MM
~~Changing the facts

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

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KCTitus
12-19-2000, 11:02 AM
Mark: You mean I have to work!? I thought all I had to do was walk around in $1500 suits, spin things and cuss at people. Hmmmm

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 11:07 AM
Mark M -

If we are truly "honoring" Packfan with this All Idiot Team, it would be in our best interest to adhere to his transparent tactic of "selective fact disclosure".... In light of that - #184 should go away never to be spoken of again..... :D

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Dr. Red
12-19-2000, 11:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR> I feel it is my duty to continue to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on until you fools see the error of your ways. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Excuse me RCG, but I believe you forgot and 'on.'

Chief_Noraa
12-19-2000, 11:09 AM
Kphobia-
Absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! You sir, clearly have a better understanding of Ken’s drivel than I do. I bow to your greatness.<BR>

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 11:10 AM
Sorry Bwana!

But if it makes you feel better, we'll all call you King, find some fat-a$$ed reporter to kiss your butt (Gretz already has a job, so we need someone else) and blame the QB (me, in this case) when you make bad personnel decisions.

As long as you fill the seats, I'm sure Mi won't care what our record is.

MM
~~Using the Chiefs as a blueprint.

Dr. Red
12-19-2000, 11:11 AM
Has anyone SEEN packfool lately??


Omigod!! You guys killed Kenny!! You bastards.

Johnny - always wanted to say that.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 11:12 AM
Mi: "As long as you fill the seats, I'm sure Mi won't care what our record is."

If this is the case, I would like a ten year contract extention now.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 11:13 AM
KPhobia--
Taken care of. ;)

MM
~~Ignoring facts in order to keep in line with Packfan.

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 11:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>Kphobia-
Absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! You sir, clearly have a better understanding of Ken’s drivel than I do. I bow to your greatness.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thank you, Rod - it's about damn time someone noticed and appreciated my greatness.

I hope you don't mind if I cut & paste this quote every 3 or 4 hours just to remind people around here. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 11:15 AM
JC-Johnny: Not to worry, not unlike a bad rash, it will keep paying us a visit if not treated with the correct means.

Chief_Noraa
12-19-2000, 11:15 AM
Sorry,
And on...<BR>

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 11:17 AM
Cool Mark - I knew we wouldn't have to twist your arm very hard....

redshirt32
12-19-2000, 11:22 AM
Wait! Wait! You forgot about me! I used to play right defensive tackle on my little league team! I was darn good too.

I think I have all the qualifications too: 5'7", 160lbs, broken neck held together with titanium steel plating and screws, and no balls. (Damn that Ginzu knife!)

What do you say?<BR>

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 11:26 AM
Fly - if you can jump offsides prior to the ball being snapped more than twice per game, you're in.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 11:30 AM
MarkM: re: #184...you are correct. I looked it up and it did happen in SB V.

I went ahead and reworded the question. There's no doubt that Desmond Howard's performance in the playoffs and SB made the difference in winning the SB for Green Bay that year. That's the point I was trying to make in response to 'FA rejects dont win in the playoffs'.

Chief_Noraa
12-19-2000, 11:30 AM
Feel free to quote me all you like Mr. Phobia.
I am truly humbled by the way you captured the essence of Ken. While I tried to recreate him, you explained all that one would ever need know without all the excessive verbiage. A literary masterpiece if ever there was one. <BR>

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 11:36 AM
As owner/punter, let me illustrate my "commitment to (financial) excellence."

We make money, it's excellent.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 11:38 AM
Titus--
I have edited the post to reflect that point. Sorry to do that to you...you are 100% correct on the point you were trying to make. Can you feel the love? :D

The newly updated roster (since Bwana is too busy looking for rookies to cuss out):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz (you do know where to line up, right?)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
TE: Mark Kilgore (sorry, had to go there).
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
SS: Iowanian
DT: The Fly
Punter: Mi_chief_fan
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Tackling dummy: Packfan

We need DBs in a bad way! Also, a pass-rushing DE.

MM
~~Obviously wants to be QB and GM .

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--George W. Bush

TEX
12-19-2000, 11:38 AM
I wish to see an XFL'esque salary structure here...Base pay with incentive bonus...financial encouragement for the team to excell.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
12-19-2000, 11:42 AM
Bob Dole now feels that we need to come up with catchy names for our "player groupings."

Bob Dole submits "Big Penguin" for the one-back offensive set. That ought to put fear in opposing defenses.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 11:45 AM
How about "Hungry Hippo" for two TE sets?
"Screaming Fleas" for our 3 WR grouping.

MM
~~Has too much time on his hands today.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 11:46 AM
Dole - I think you've just begun another topic. Better create a new one because I have plenty of ideas that would just clutter this ingenious topic.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 11:46 AM
Iowanian: This is a low budget outfit, but if you hit hard and are extra mean and nasty out there, there is an extra pint of docs, a case of brew and a date with our center in it for you.

JOhn
12-19-2000, 11:47 AM
Mark M,

What happened to Diaz as Center?

Also, I just opened up my playbook and there aren't any plays for an H Back. What gives?

Luz
the interesting thing is, I don't remember being rude to packfan... i just asked him simple questions...

Phobia
12-19-2000, 11:48 AM
Luz: being rude to packfan = asking him questions he cant answer.

JOhn
12-19-2000, 11:48 AM
ok

Luz
i never took prepubescent psychology 101...

redshirt32
12-19-2000, 11:49 AM
Hey, no problems playing DT... I can jump offsides all you want me too... Just give me the finger... I mean the signal... ;)<BR>

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 11:55 AM
Luz--
If Cameron were center, I would never leave the line of scrimmage . . . just sit there barking out signals. . . or just barking in general, for that matter.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>Bark like a dog for me!
--Bill Murray<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

MM
~~Creating wood.

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--George W. Bush

Phobia
12-19-2000, 11:56 AM
We'd definately lead the league in Delay of game penalties.

homebizy
12-19-2000, 12:01 PM
Titus,

You made the team for the Howard comments, which were "If it wasnt for Desmond Howard, the Packers wouldnt have won the Super Bowl".

It your opinion, it didnt matter that the team had the league's MVP (Favre) or five pro bowl players on it. It didnt matter that they secured home field advantage in a stadium where they had never lost a playoff game. No, it was all because of a kick returner. Favre, Reggie White, Freeman, LeRoy Butler, ect. They didnt need those guys. All they needed was Desmond Howard.
Brilliant Titus!

And you wonder why I think you are an idiot!

Congratulations!<P>

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 12:04 PM
It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.........

Hello Ken

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 12:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>It your opinion<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

UHHHH, DUHHHH, i is pakful, uhhhhhh i dunno no fotbol, i jes waches all u imbreads, uh, embreads an says how i make yous bad team goody.

homebizy
12-19-2000, 12:04 PM
Mark M,

"keep proving me wrong...." OK, the rodeo in wisconsin, I was wrong, but what else??
How about something Chief/NFL related?

You guys always say that then when I call you on the carpet, you come up empty? Why?

homebizy
12-19-2000, 12:05 PM
Hey Bwana, How are things going today?

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 12:07 PM
Things are well. We are trying to get this team ironed out so we can hit the field.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 12:07 PM
Packfan: you're wrong.

Please provide the post where I said any of those things--topic and post # or just cut and paste it.

Please dont make me slam your sorry a$$ again. It's too easy.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 12:10 PM
Find the one that says CP should be replaced by daniel Snyder.

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 12:12 PM
Ken - several of us have called you on your ignorance - even recently. However, you just ignore those posts like they don't even exist.

Phobia
12-19-2000, 12:14 PM
Mi: Here you go...

Post #62, Topic: The reason we lose to teams that arent that good is...

As far as GM's, Ron Wolf, Bill Pollian, Parcells, Jimmy Johnson, Daniel Snyder, there are a lot of guys.

In response to the question of who would be a viable replacement GM for KC.

Go Chiefs
12-19-2000, 12:16 PM
Wait, wait,wait!! I go away for a few hours to pick up trash and this thing has exploded (kinda like my fully loaded trash truck! :D)

The roster is wrong. You forgot the hardest working blue collar on the team. I want to be a free safety. That way when Packfool is standing on the sideline GM ing I'll have a perfectly legit reason to lay his blubber lips out. Re-do it Mark. I'm your man at FS!!!

this is for all blue collar sanitation workers around the world over!

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 12:20 PM
Okay Ken:
You said Lambeau has been filled since 1960. I was at a game in '89. It had at least 20,000 no shows. You never answered me on what the deal was. If Packer fans are so great, where were they that day? You never gave me a response.

You say Elvis is putting up numbers because he passes so often (some truth there). Myself and others point out the fact that opposing teams know this and play pass defense, yet Elvis still puts up the numbers. You have no responseas to why.

You constantly do this. You think you're talking football, but your just giving your opinion. When we give you stats and facts to contradict your opinion, you back-track and contradict yourself. I don't know why we bother proving you wrong—you do it to yourself.

I showed some of your comments to my father-in-law last night. He grew up in Monroe, WI, and his family has had Packer's season tickets since 1966. They have missed games due to weather, poor record, etc. He was so pi$$ed that some idiot like you claims to be a Pack fan (when you obviously don't know sh!t) that he wanted to know if he could get your address somewhere. The guy doesn't get that upset often. I told him not to worry . . . all of us here know your deal.

If he sees you for what you are, then I see no reason to waste my time with you.

BTW, your job as tackling dummy starts in spring. Better pound the Kielbasa. Old Milwaukee and cheddar to get ready.

MM
~~Wonders why he is wasting his time.

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--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 12:22 PM
Wis Chief--
Here ya go!

The newly updated roster (since Bwana is too busy looking for a new $1500 suit):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz (you do know where to line up, right?)
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
Mark M's hand warmer/Center: Cameron Diaz's a$$.
TE: Mark Kilgore (sorry, had to go there).
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
SS; WisChief
FS: Iowanian
DT: The Fly
Punter: Mi_chief_fan
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Resident dumbf*ck: Packfan

We still need DBs in a bad way! Also, a pass-rushing DE.

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 12:25 PM
And Cameron Diaz at center, snapping to Mark M.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 12:28 PM
Mi--
Changes duely noted and made.

MM
~~How in the hell could he forget Cameron?

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 12:32 PM
Mark: Found the suit but went $400 over budget. You now have a GM sporting a $1900 suit, but not to worry, I will look better yelling, cussing and ranting at draft picks because of it. (hope this doesn't get me in the **** house with owner mi)

I will make it up to the team in the beer department. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Luzap
12-19-2000, 12:35 PM
I can hear the Stadium Announcer now:

"Now running onto the field from the University of San Francisco, Wide Receiver Phil Kloster!!!!

mark
*************
seeing if they get it

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 12:36 PM
Bwana,
We may have to cut costs for it. We'll be firing some vendors, and you may need to sell progams to pay for you suit.

Dr. Red
12-19-2000, 12:37 PM
Just think MI - coming up under center, you can start humming 'baby got back' and Cameron will start her 'butt-outta-control-dance' from Charlies Angels.

Gonna hafta call a TO.

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 12:39 PM
Can the punter come up under center?

Dr. Red
12-19-2000, 12:40 PM
So sorry. I read wrong. Mark M gets 'the dance.'

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 12:45 PM
As the owner/punter, I DEMAND to get the punt under center. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/mad.gif

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 12:48 PM
"Bwana,
We may have to cut costs for it. We'll be firing some vendors, and you may need to sell progams to pay for you suit."

Not a problem, did I mention I had my teeth cleaned as well so I look damn good walking the sidelines and yelling at 1st rounders?"

Programs..............programs!<BR>

Gracie Dean
12-19-2000, 12:50 PM
I don't get it, Kilgore.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 12:51 PM
It's good to be the QB.

Although I don't think I can call a time out due to wood.

Updated roster (Bwana is trying to fit his suit under the salary cap, so he'll be busy):

Team owner: Mi_chief_fan
GM: Bwana
Coach: Denzel and/or Gene Hackman
Offense:
QB: Mark M
FB: Bob Dole
HB: Luz
WR: KPhobia, JOhn
OL: Titus, Wolfman, Russ
Mark M's hand warmer/Dance partner: Cameron Diaz's a$$.
TE: Mark Kilgore
PK: Dartgod
Defense:
PR/KR: mlyonsd
MLB: Chief Priority
DT: The Fly
DE: gaz (since he hasn't chimed in yet, thought I'd give him a spot).
CB: htismaque
SS: WisChief
FS: Iowanian
Punter: Mi_chief_fan (and yes, you can line up under center.)
Off-the-field personnel:
Waterboy: alanm
Cheerleader: dawsonpa
PR Man: RCG Chief
Masseuse: Smltheppl
Legal counsel: AZ Chief
Media Guide Manager: Misplaced Chiefs Fan
Clueless a$$hole: Packfan

We're almost there! Just another WR, OL, CB, DT and DL! Maybe another tight end {where's morphius when you need him? :D}

MM
~~Keeps finding new positions for Packfan . . . and thinking up a few for Cameron! :D



[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 12:53 PM
"Keeps finding new positions for Packfan . . . and thinking up a few for Cameron!"

LMAO :D <BR>

Dr. Red
12-19-2000, 12:57 PM
What with him extolling the virtues of the bubble bath, wouldn't Gaz serve the team better as some form of conditioning manager? He could make sure shots of tequila rose are set around the whirlpools after the game.

homebizy
12-19-2000, 01:00 PM
Hey Jagoffs,

Theres a football conversation going on a couple of other threads. Why dont you guys come on over and show your NFL intellect? Or would you rather stay here and talk about your positions on my "all idiot team"

Dont answer that, I think I know the what the answer is.

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 01:02 PM
it chimes in.........

Dr. Red
12-19-2000, 01:02 PM
sounds like someone is tired of 'jagging'-off by himself.

KCWolfman
12-19-2000, 01:09 PM
Mark M,

You forgot me :(

I'm the official media guide person.
CAN'T have a decent team without one.



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Red and Gold on the Warpath
Nightwolf Graphics (http://www.nightwolfgraphics.com)

TEX
12-19-2000, 01:20 PM
pack,

your mother hasn't paid us to play with you this week.

BigChiefsFan
12-19-2000, 01:21 PM
Misplaced--
The roster has been adjusted (see post #238). Sorry 'bout that. This is hard to do at work.

Bwana, leave the little girls, Italian suits and clean teeth alone and cuss out some draft picks, would ya?!

MM
~~Will be back in an hour . . . has something to do here . . . FINALLY!

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
--George W. Bush

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-19-2000).]

Lightning Rod
12-19-2000, 01:22 PM
I'll take a DB slot if ya got one. That way, if I get an INT for a TD I can bust some moves in the endzone ala John Travolta.

Hey, I'm taller than Mighty Mouth and I'm not afraid of the bump-n-run either.

I also have a keen understanding of the fact that if the ball is tipped, I can drill whoever I want on the field - no penalty (of course it would be someone on the opposition...er...Ken).

"Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah, stayin' aliiiive..."

Baby Lee
12-19-2000, 01:24 PM
Didn't the replacements dance to "I will survive?"

This should be up your alley, Disco. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

KCTitus
12-19-2000, 01:27 PM
DJ: Done deal!

It looks like we about have a complete team here. Do we have any opponents lined up yet?

Lightning Rod
12-19-2000, 01:27 PM
Forget the "bob-n-weave"!
Anyone else imagine Warner with a bob haircut and the other two guys (Faulk and Bruce or whoever) with weaves whenever they show their pictures and call them the "bob-n-weave" guys.


Maybe we can do the "hustle".

Thanks for the idea MCF...

I haven't seen the movie yet, but looks like it would suit me. http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/smile.gif