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cmh6476
05-05-2005, 09:13 AM
http://offshore.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=30752

*Not real work safe*

:shrug:

seclark
05-05-2005, 09:14 AM
nsfw
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Skip Towne
05-05-2005, 09:19 AM
Gochiefs girlfriend?

jspchief
05-05-2005, 09:19 AM
Geezuz. A little powder to remove the glare, and some of those pics could pass for a real woman. Pretty amazing.

I still can't imagine using one though. There's a cleanliness factor that even the most powerful cleanser couldn't erase from my mind.

Phobia
05-05-2005, 09:23 AM
She's kinda hot. If I were really desperate I guess I would. But since I'm not desperate. Plus, I have 1000 other things I'd rather spend money on.

gblowfish
05-05-2005, 09:25 AM
Gochiefs girlfriend?I think she's got a headache...

SCTrojan
05-05-2005, 09:28 AM
Nope. Took me until picture two to actually figure out she wasn't real. Freaky.

Nzoner
05-05-2005, 09:31 AM
Reminds me of an episode of Real Sex on HBO.

eazyb81
05-05-2005, 09:46 AM
SCHWING!

munkey
05-05-2005, 09:47 AM
Reminds me of an episode of Real Sex on HBO.

It's one of their dolls...

You are talking about the couple that tried one out right?

CosmicPal
05-05-2005, 09:50 AM
Gawddammit!

How the phuck did you get those pics of my girlfriend, Star?

Dammit, now that the cat's out of the bag, I'm going to have to sell her on E-bay before everyone knows...You have no idea how much fun I had with her- she didn't talk, she didn't beetch about things like my excessive drinking and smoking, she didn't tell me to change my friends, or scream at me if I returned home in the morning with another gal. Thanks alot....punk

Nzoner
05-05-2005, 09:51 AM
It's one of their dolls...

You are talking about the couple that tried one out right?

That would be the one.

deadbabyseal
05-05-2005, 09:57 AM
Gawddammit!

How the phuck did you get those pics of my girlfriend, Star?

Dammit, now that the cat's out of the bag, I'm going to have to sell her on E-bay before everyone knows...You have no idea how much fun I had with her- she didn't talk, she didn't beetch about things like my excessive drinking and smoking, she didn't tell me to change my friends, or scream at me if I returned home in the morning with another gal. Thanks alot....punk
What kind of sick S.O.B would buy one of those USED on e-bay.

seclark
05-05-2005, 10:10 AM
What kind of sick S.O.B would buy one of those USED on e-bay.
well, i got it to use as a personal floatation device when i'm in the boat fishing.
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ChiefsOne
05-05-2005, 10:13 AM
What kind of sick S.O.B would buy one of those USED on e-bay.


Nothing a trip to the car wash wouldn't take care of!

Rain Man
05-05-2005, 10:14 AM
I think I'm in love.

ChiefsOne
05-05-2005, 10:17 AM
I watched an esposide of Real Sex on HBO a while back that showed these. The manufacturer can make them to look like anyone you want. They claim they feel pretty real, available in a male version for the females too.

I think they were around $5,000.

Saw something the other day on my home page "under weird news" that some guy in the UK has made an interactive robot version.

Pretty weird how much I know about these things after writing this post - doing my research!

Fire Me Boy!
05-05-2005, 10:18 AM
Yeah, but your warning about "not real work safe" should be REALLY not work safe... bare titties, even fake, are NOT WORK SAFE!

MOhillbilly
05-05-2005, 10:25 AM
id **** a dead girl if she was hot....so i dont see why not.

munkey
05-05-2005, 10:26 AM
id **** a dead girl if she was hot....so i dont see why not.

Even if she were stiff and cold?

Pennywise
05-05-2005, 10:28 AM
id **** a dead girl if she was hot....so i dont see why not.

necROhillbilly?

morphius
05-05-2005, 10:28 AM
Even if she were stiff and cold?
eh, he's just happy they aren't fighting back.

Pennywise
05-05-2005, 10:32 AM
I think it would be fun to set the doll up in the lobby, naked, legs spread and baring her muff.

Set up a camera and watch people react.

Nzoner
05-05-2005, 11:40 AM
Even if she were stiff and cold?

One thing, no lie -
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie.
She's cool in bed,
She's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead.

gblowfish
05-05-2005, 11:42 AM
id **** a dead girl if she was hot....so i dont see why not.God, I hope you don't work for the Greene County Coroner's office...Too...much...information!!

Rain Man
05-05-2005, 11:44 AM
I watched an esposide of Real Sex on HBO a while back that showed these. The manufacturer can make them to look like anyone you want.


This could destroy the entire stalking industry. I hope their lobbyist is working hard and not just hanging out in his car watching the senators.

dtebbe
05-05-2005, 11:21 PM
I liked the comment "when the nose starts running is it time to empty it".... ROFL ROFL

My thought was, no, it's time to take it away from Endelt....

DT

ChiTown
05-05-2005, 11:24 PM
I liked the comment "when the nose starts running is it time to empty it".... ROFL ROFL



OMG! ROFL

That's a killer line.

Taco John
05-05-2005, 11:31 PM
Someone should freeze Kegs bank account before he does something he's going to regret later...

Frazod
05-05-2005, 11:35 PM
Someone should freeze Kegs bank account before he does something he's going to regret later...
I figure Kyle's safe. Besides, she'd probably leave him anyway. :evil:

But I figure something like this might inspire gochiefs to actually get a job! :D

ChiTown
05-05-2005, 11:36 PM
But I figure something like this might inspire gochiefs to actually get a job! :D

You mean they have a male version as well?

Frazod
05-05-2005, 11:36 PM
You mean they have a male version as well?

Ouch. ROFL

TEX
05-06-2005, 12:15 AM
Nope. :shake:

BigRedChief
05-06-2005, 12:27 AM
You mean they have a male version as well?

Saw one on an HBO special. They had a party and the girls took turns with him.

Nzoner
05-06-2005, 12:48 AM
Saw one on an HBO special. They had a party and the girls took turns with him.

Looks like a few of us saw the same special,when the guy told the women the guy's package actulaay blew its top I was like wtf,this is not good.

Count Alex's Losses
05-06-2005, 12:59 AM
:)

yunghungwell
05-06-2005, 07:37 AM
I liked the comment "when the nose starts running is it time to empty it".... ROFL ROFL

My thought was, no, it's time to take it away from Endelt....

DT
OMG! ROFL

That's a killer line.

No, No, the this is the best line from that thread.

Put her in the freezer and throw about 40 pounds on her and you have my wife....like an ice cube with a hole in it.

Rukdafaidas
05-06-2005, 07:59 AM
The better question is, would you pay $6,500 to hit it?

ChiefsFire
05-06-2005, 06:37 PM
oh she soooo wants me

i can see it in her rubber eyeballs

siberian khatru
05-06-2005, 08:34 PM
I'm both creeped out and turned on at the same time.

Nzoner
05-06-2005, 08:37 PM
I'm both creeped out and turned on at the same time.

Kind of makes one wonder just how long before the movie Westworld becomes reality.

BIG_DADDY
05-06-2005, 08:40 PM
I can't believe people would dump that kind of dough on something like. If your like rich as hell just as a novelty item for bachelors parties or something but I can't imagine being anyone else and doing that.

Nzoner
05-06-2005, 08:56 PM
I can't believe people would dump that kind of dough on something like. If your like rich as hell just as a novelty item for bachelors parties or something but I can't imagine being anyone else and doing that.

Hell the HBO special showed a lady that bought one for her man because his fantasy was to have a threesome.

chiefz
05-06-2005, 10:09 PM
Pretty crazy, I saw the Real Sex episode where they were making those things.

I think they cost like several thousand dollars.

Its amazing what some people will spend their money on.

ENDelt260
05-06-2005, 10:31 PM
Saw something the other day on my home page "under weird news" that some guy in the UK has made an interactive robot version.

UK? You sure he doesn't live in Lawrence?

ENDelt260
05-06-2005, 10:34 PM
If I were of effectively unlimited means... like I'd won the powerball or some shit... I'd drop the cash to get one for shits and giggles.

And, yeah, I'd f*ck it, too. You don't drop thousands of dollars on a sex doll and not f*ck it. That's just silly.

ChiefFripp
05-06-2005, 11:36 PM
Too much booze and porno one night and anything could happen, I'd have to kill someone if I was caught in the act though.

Bowser
05-06-2005, 11:38 PM
Would I?

BIG_DADDY
05-07-2005, 12:52 AM
Hell the HBO special showed a lady that bought one for her man because his fantasy was to have a threesome.

It's a thing, good god how do you do it with a piece of rubber? For that price she could have hired a drop dead gorgeous call girl many times.

Count Alex's Losses
05-07-2005, 12:55 AM
THE BEAUTY OF 10,000 OF THESE "REALDOLLS" COMPARES NOT TO THE SUBLIME NATURE OF ONE OF OUR FLIXRANSIAN FEMALES.

BIG_DADDY
05-07-2005, 01:05 AM
THE BEAUTY OF 10,000 OF THESE "REALDOLLS" COMPARES NOT TO THE SUBLIME NATURE OF ONE OF OUR FLIXRANSIAN FEMALES.

Dude you ain't had pussy since pussy had you, STOP.