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keg in kc
05-07-2005, 10:15 PM
...you're driving home on a saturday evening and "retro saturday night" on the radio is all top-40 hits you recognize from from high school.

Shoot me now.

keg in kc
05-07-2005, 10:17 PM
Along a similar line, somebody posted a link to an abandonware site the other day. It was all games I remembered from high school and college.

[/sigh]

4th and Long
05-07-2005, 10:21 PM
Hey that sucks and all but when you get to the age where your wang begins to bend in the middle, for the love of God keg, please don't share that with us too!

:p

Logical
05-07-2005, 10:23 PM
Hey that sucks and all but when you get to the age where your wang begins to bend in the middle, for the love of God keg, please don't share that with us too!

:p
You know this post is like catnip for a cat to gochiefs. :harumph:

4th and Long
05-07-2005, 10:28 PM
You know this post is like catnip for a cat to gochiefs. :harumph:
Crap! Hadn't thought of that! :doh!: Sorry! :banghead:

keg in kc
05-07-2005, 10:49 PM
Hey that sucks and all but when you get to the age where your wang begins to bend in the middle, for the love of God keg, please don't share that with us too!Well, it's not a "bend" per se, and I don't often discuss this, but folding it in half has been the only thing that keeps women from fleeing the bed in horror shouting "oh my god, oh my god, that's too big".

Nzoner
05-07-2005, 11:01 PM
...you're driving home on a saturday evening and "retro saturday night" on the radio is all top-40 hits you recognize from from high school.

Shoot me now.

I'm almost afraid to ask what songs but curiosity has the best of me.

4th and Long
05-07-2005, 11:10 PM
Well, it's not a "bend" per se, and I don't often discuss this, but folding it in half has been the only thing that keeps women from fleeing the bed in horror shouting "oh my god, oh my god, that's too big".
I'm moving as far away from you as possible right now.

Not because I'm scared of your "alleged" large trouser snake, but because I'm not sure how good God's eye sight is after all these years and I don't want him mistaking me for you when he tosses down that lightning bolt for telling lies.

jAZ
05-07-2005, 11:30 PM
... when you go down to get dinner near campus and realize that the college students all look like "kids".

BIG_DADDY
05-07-2005, 11:43 PM
When you even think about your colon.

Demonpenz
05-07-2005, 11:48 PM
when you are sore for no reason

4th and Long
05-07-2005, 11:52 PM
when you are sore for no reason
There's a reason.

YOU'RE OLD!

:p

Count Alex's Losses
05-07-2005, 11:52 PM
I guess I'm not old.

keg in kc
05-07-2005, 11:56 PM
... when you go down to get dinner near campus and realize that the college students all look like "kids".That one's been hitting me hard lately. I'm having a tough time judging how old people are these days. I think that's partly because I still see myself as a teenager in my head. It's hard to come to grips with reality in the mirror sometimes.

Nzoner
05-08-2005, 12:01 AM
That one's been hitting me hard lately. I'm having a tough time judging how old people are these days. I think that's partly because I still see myself as a teenager in my head. It's hard to come to grips with reality in the mirror sometimes.

Yeah,I was at a bar the other night,and I only recognized two songs the dj played and I requested one of them,combine that with the bartender calling me sir and yep you are exactly right.

jAZ
05-08-2005, 12:05 AM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...

PastorMikH
05-08-2005, 12:06 AM
Yeah, I've noticed "Oldies" stations playing music from the 80s. Oldies is Oldies - you know, 50s and 60s. Music from the 30s and 40s is swing, jazz, blues. Music from the 70s and 80s is "Classic Rock" and music from the 90s on ain't worth listening to. I sure wished these stations would get it straight.

Nzoner
05-08-2005, 12:08 AM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...

42 trying my best to go on 25

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 12:08 AM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...
I'm f .... fo ... f-f-f-f ... GAH! I HATE SAYING IT!

40. *sigh*

Count Alex's Losses
05-08-2005, 12:10 AM
I'm f .... fo ... f-f-f-f ... GAH! I HATE SAYING IT!

40. *sigh*

If it's any consolation, I don't think 40 is old. I bet you could tap 25-year old ass if you wanted to.

keg in kc
05-08-2005, 12:10 AM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...31 back in February.

My eldest sister hits 40 in october. That's gonna be fun. :fire:

Although, frankly, I'd be happy to live that long.

Nzoner
05-08-2005, 12:11 AM
If it's any consolation, I don't think 40 is old. I bet you could tap 25-year old ass if you wanted to.

I ain't touchin' that one. :shake:

Nzoner
05-08-2005, 12:12 AM
31 back in February.

Guess that answers my previous post.

Stinger
05-08-2005, 12:12 AM
If it's any consolation, I don't think 40 is old. I bet you could tap 25-year old ass if you wanted to.


4th back away from the thread very slowly and carefully

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 12:23 AM
If it's any consolation, I don't think 40 is old. I bet you could tap 25-year old ass if you wanted to.
My ex was 24. :D

Count Alex's Losses
05-08-2005, 12:25 AM
My ex was 24. :D

And how old were you when she became your ex?

keg in kc
05-08-2005, 12:25 AM
My ex was 24.When did we start referring to paid escorts as "ex"s?

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 12:26 AM
And how old were you when she became your ex?
Uhhh ... 40.

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 12:27 AM
When did we start referring to paid escorts as "ex"s?
About the same time you switch hands and start calling the left one your ex. Then the next week it's your right hand, etc. I'm sure you know the routine after all these years.

Count Alex's Losses
05-08-2005, 12:27 AM
Uhhh ... 40.

I guess she wanted to get younger at that position. :p

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 12:28 AM
I guess she wanted to get younger at that position. :p
She missed home. She missed her friends. She missed her family. She missed the warm Texas weather. Snow in Missouri freaked her the hell out as did the cold weather.

keg in kc
05-08-2005, 12:29 AM
About the same time you switch hands and start calling the left one your ex. Then the next week it's your right hand, etc. I'm sure you know the routine after all these years.Hell, I don't even do that anymore. That's even more of a relationship than I'm interested in having.

jAZ
05-08-2005, 12:36 AM
She missed home. She missed her friends. She missed her family. She missed the warm Texas weather. Snow in Missouri freaked her the hell out as did the cold weather.
If' I sound like a dick, I apologize, but you can't be serious... your "ex" (I'm assuming you mean ex-wife) because your "ex" because she wanted to live in Texas and you wanted to live in MO?

I don't think I could live in Texas either, but if my wife felt that strongly about it, I couldn't imagine not being willing to make that sacrafice.

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 12:39 AM
If' I sound like a dick, I apologize, but you can't be serious... your "ex" (I'm assuming you mean ex-wife) because your "ex" because she wanted to live in Texas and you wanted to live in MO?

I don't think I could live in Texas either, but if my wife felt that strongly about it, I couldn't imagine not being willing to make that sacrafice.
DICK! :p (I'm kidding)

Ex fiancee. We never made it to the alter. Her age along with her being pampered by her parents (I had no clue how bad that was until she moved here) played a large role in this as well.

I might add that she was adopted and an only child at that.

el borracho
05-08-2005, 12:47 AM
I'm moving as far away from you as possible right now.

Not because I'm scared of your "alleged" large trouser snake, but because I'm not sure how good God's eye sight is after all these years and I don't want him mistaking me for you when he tosses down that lightning bolt for telling lies.
That's so old testament. God doesn't do that kind of crap, anymore.

keg in kc
05-08-2005, 01:20 AM
That's so old testament. God doesn't do that kind of crap, anymore.I'd say the earth would be one giant wad of ball lightning if god really struck whenever somebody lied.

Chiefs Pantalones
05-08-2005, 01:28 AM
Wow you're old.

Simplex3
05-08-2005, 09:27 AM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...
I've been 32 since October and trust me, it's no 28.

:(

I had toe surgery recently and it's taken longer to get over that than my two knee surgeries, one at 16 and one at 24. The hardest parts of getting older:

1. The mind slows down. Stuff I used to be able to learn in hours now takes days and I can't remember s**t.

2. The time necessary to heal increases dramatically. I have a tendency to injure myself.

3. Stamina. I can't work as long anymore and if I try I crash and burn. I used to install pc-based phone systems and we'd pull 36+ hour shifts all the time. This past week I tried to pull and all nighter and fell asleep at my desk sometime around 2:30 or 3am. Pathetic.

mikey23545
05-08-2005, 11:32 AM
31 back in February.


You whiny little c*nt...You're all of thirty-one years old and you're singing the blues?!!?!!?

Go stick a gun in your mouth. You don't deserve to get any older.

Ari Chi3fs
05-08-2005, 11:43 AM
i turn 32 on my next birthday, which according to the Chiefsplanet birthday list, could be any day.

Cntrygal
05-08-2005, 11:49 AM
One of the guys I work with was talking about his mom's bday coming up. She's two years older than me. :(

Nzoner
05-08-2005, 12:03 PM
She missed home. She missed her friends. She missed her family. She missed the warm Texas weather. Snow in Missouri freaked her the hell out as did the cold weather.

Damn dude that has all the makings of a country western song.

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 02:23 PM
Damn dude that has all the makings of a country western song.
Yup ... and her dog died too. Bout ready to call David Allen Coe and tell him I've got his next big hit sittin' right here.

old_geezer
05-08-2005, 03:22 PM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

Turned 59 in January of this year. I think Skip's got me beat by a few months. PBJ

FWIW I feel just like a baby ( no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants). :(

|Zach|
05-08-2005, 03:46 PM
I turn 22 in August.

JOhn
05-08-2005, 03:47 PM
I turn 22 in August.
Getting to damn close to 40 :banghead:

alanm
05-08-2005, 04:10 PM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...
47 going on 26. :)

alanm
05-08-2005, 04:12 PM
If it's any consolation, I don't think 40 is old. I bet you could tap 25-year old ass if you wanted to.
My GF is 34. :p

alanm
05-08-2005, 04:16 PM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

Turned 59 in January of this year. I think Skip's got me beat by a few months. PBJ

FWIW I feel just like a baby ( no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants). :(
ROFL ROFL ROFL

milkman
05-08-2005, 07:07 PM
I'm still a young man at 46.

That is a young man with a graying beard. :(

Count Alex's Losses
05-08-2005, 07:15 PM
My GF is 34. :p

I hear women are nice and ripe at that age.

keg in kc
05-08-2005, 08:34 PM
You whiny little c*nt...You're all of thirty-one years old and you're singing the blues?!!?!!?

Go stick a gun in your mouth. You don't deserve to get any older.Go f*ck yourself, ass for brains.

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 08:59 PM
ZachKC... you are in Springfield and will be 22 in August? I am in Springfield and will be 22 in August...

If we were to ever cross paths, the universe would cease to exist! Either that, or nothing would happen.

Mastashake
Aaawww ... isnt that cute? Little Zachy made a friend. :D

SCTrojan
05-08-2005, 09:00 PM
IMO, the first landmark in a man's life that tells him he's getting older is the first time he opens a Playboy and finds a centerfold who is younger than he is.

I'll be 41 next month. I passed that landmark about two decades ago.

4th and Long
05-08-2005, 09:03 PM
IMO, the first landmark in a man's life that tells him he's getting older is the first time he opens a Playboy and finds a centerfold who is younger than he is.

I'll be 41 next month. I passed that landmark about two decades ago.
I found that when you stop NEEDING a Playboy, you've passed that first landmark. :D

Logical
05-08-2005, 09:11 PM
Aaawww ... isnt that cute? Little Zachy made a friend. :D

Evil laugh

Chiefs Pantalones
05-08-2005, 09:13 PM
30 and on up is old.

Jenson71
05-08-2005, 09:43 PM
I am 17 years old. I have the whole world in front of me.

So take that.

Don't feel bad about getting old. Being afraid of aging means you haven't lived your potential yet. I think Morrie said that.

|Zach|
05-08-2005, 09:50 PM
ZachKC... you are in Springfield and will be 22 in August? I am in Springfield and will be 22 in August...

If we were to ever cross paths, the universe would cease to exist! Either that, or nothing would happen.

Mastashake
This town is not big enough for the both of us. I have no other option than to kill you.

luv
05-08-2005, 10:28 PM
So how old are the geezers on this thread?

32 in June here...


29 in November......

And to add to the "you know you're old when..." thing:

When you talk to people who consider Notorious BIG and Tupac to be "old school".

When you talk to someone about the 45's you had as a kid, and they ask what 45's are.

I'm not even THAT old, do these little things get worse????? :deevee:

Rausch
05-08-2005, 10:30 PM
28.

Soon to be 40...

luv
05-08-2005, 10:33 PM
28.

Soon to be 40...


I hear ya.

keg in kc
05-08-2005, 10:42 PM
I think I'm 31 going on 6.

milkman
05-08-2005, 10:56 PM
29 in November......

And to add to the "you know you're old when..." thing:

When you talk to people who consider Notorious BIG and Tupac to be "old school".

When you talk to someone about the 45's you had as a kid, and they ask what 45's are.

I'm not even THAT old, do these little things get worse????? :deevee:

Yes they do, but the good thing is, you won't remember them.

Buster's Dad
05-09-2005, 06:58 AM
64 in Sept, wife is 53

bkkcoh
05-09-2005, 07:14 AM
...you're driving home on a saturday evening and "retro saturday night" on the radio is all top-40 hits you recognize from from high school.

Shoot me now.

You can't be telling me that you are just now figuring this one out. It seems like that has been the case for a long time for me and I am just going to be turning 40 this yeaer..... :harumph: :hmmm: :deevee: :cuss: :p

Nzoner
05-09-2005, 08:42 AM
When you talk to someone about the 45's you had as a kid, and they ask what 45's are.

I always get a kick out of explaining an 8-track to the younger folks and how right in the middle of your fav song......

"And she's buying a stair click click

way to heaven."

trndobrd
05-09-2005, 09:33 AM
Mind of a 15 year old, knees of a 55 year old.

Old is having a birthday and remembering what a good time you had at your Dad's birthday party when he turned the same age.