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Bootlegged
05-11-2005, 06:38 AM
From the huffington post thing... ROFL


DELIVERING NEWS AND OPINION SINCE MAY 9, 2005
May 11, 2005
05.10.2005 Jim Lampley

The Biggest Story of Our Lives
At 5:00 p.m. Eastern time on Election Day, I checked the sportsbook odds in Las Vegas and via the offshore bookmakers to see the odds as of that moment on the Presidential election. John Kerry was a two-to-one favorite. You can look it up.

People who have lived in the sports world as I have, bettors in particular, have a feel for what I am about to say about this: these people are extremely scientific in their assessments. These people understand which information to trust and which indicators to consult in determining where to place a dividing line to influence bets, and they are not in the business of being completely wrong. Oddsmakers consulted exit polling and knew what it meant and acknowledged in their oddsmaking at that moment that John Kerry was winning the election.

And he most certainly was, at least if the votes had been fairly and legally counted. What happened instead was the biggest crime in the history of the nation, and the collective media silence which has followed is the greatest fourth-estate failure ever on our soil.

Many of the participants in this blog have graduate school educations. It is damned near impossible to go to graduate school in any but the most artistic disciplines without having to learn about the basics of social research and its uncanny accuracy and validity. We know that professionally conceived samples simply do not yield results which vary six, eight, ten points from eventual data returns, thaty's why there are identifiable margins for error. We know that margins for error are valid, and that results have fallen within the error range for every Presidential election for the past fifty years prior to last fall. NEVER have exit polls varied by beyond-error margins in a single state, not since 1948 when this kind of polling began. In this past election it happened in ten states, all of them swing states, all of them in Bush's favor. Coincidence? Of course not.

Karl Rove isn't capable of conceiving and executing such a grandiose crime? Wake up. They did it. The silence of traditional media on this subject is enough to establish their newfound bankruptcy. The revolution will have to start here. I challenge every other thinker at the Huffington Post: is there any greater imperative than to reverse this crime and reestablish democracy in America? Why the mass silence? Let's go to work with the circumstantial evidence, begin to narrow from the outside in, and find some witnesses who will turn. That's how they cracked Watergate. This is bigger, and I never dreamed I would say that in my baby boomer lifetime.

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Cochise
05-11-2005, 06:49 AM
Wow, there's nothing so persuasive as a compelling critical argument with evidence like that ROFL

No wonder Huffington's rollout of this thing went over like a fart in a spacesuit. This is the 'new' perspective... wah... Bush stole the election... the media is in the Republicans' pocket ( :LOL: )...

Hope they have some publicity stunts planned like the 'shoot bush' skit on WLIB or else no one is going to take note of this hilarity.

HC_Chief
05-11-2005, 08:00 AM
I am truly firghtened by the level of psychosis displayed by many in the democratic wing of the political spectrum.

Baby Lee
05-11-2005, 08:07 AM
So, I assume we're skipping the jury and deciding to convict or acquit Michael Jackson [and all criminal cases from here on out] on the betting line?

Soupnazi
05-11-2005, 08:57 AM
Wow. Another whackjob whining about a stolen election. He's full of shit about the odds Vegas had of Kerry winning too. I bought several contracts throughout the campaign for a Bush win at anywhere from 48-56 cents on the dollar.
FWIW, about 95% of the major brokerage houses and investment bankers on wall street were expecting a Bush win prior to the election. Their track record in predicting things beats the hell outta Vegas.

Simplex3
05-11-2005, 09:07 AM
HOLY CRAP! For the first time in the history of mankind statistical predictions werent' accurate!

Yeah, right. This guy is a grade a tool. Mabye that oil slick on his head is cutting off the ability for his skin to breath.


http://www.hbo.com/boxing/img/commentator_photo_lampley.jpg
Jim "Valdez" Lampley

Bob Dole
05-11-2005, 11:29 AM
Does anyone actually answer exit polls truthfully?

Mr. Kotter
05-11-2005, 12:36 PM
What a fuggin' absolute moron-nut case-whack job-loser. :rolleyes:

:shake:

Mr. Kotter
05-11-2005, 12:37 PM
Does anyone actually answer exit polls truthfully?

I've been exited polled twice; and I lied my ass off., both times to jack with the idiots....seriously.

Taco John
05-11-2005, 01:10 PM
I've been exited polled twice; and I lied my ass off., both times to jack with the idiots....seriously.



You always rock out with your *ock out. That's just how you roll... WooWoo

Mr. Kotter
05-11-2005, 01:42 PM
You always rock out with your *ock out. That's just how you roll... WooWoo

If, translated, that means I like to mess with people's minds....you are correct. :)

Radar Chief
05-11-2005, 01:47 PM
I've been exited polled twice; and I lied my ass off., both times to jack with the idiots....seriously.

:LOL: NTTAWWT.

munkey
05-11-2005, 01:54 PM
This guy is a grade a tool. Mabye that oil slick on his head is cutting off the ability for his skin to breath.


http://www.hbo.com/boxing/img/commentator_photo_lampley.jpg
Jim "Valdez" Lampley

I don't the words to describe this guy other than I hope what he writes and says eventually puts him out of the spotlight. Selfish A-hole even has deformed kids (yes he knew before pregnancy it would happen) instead of adopting. Ever since I saw the story on that I've had no respect for him and hate the fact he does boxing for HBO. He and Phil Mahrer (sp) would make a good couple.

RaiderH8r
05-11-2005, 01:59 PM
I don't the words to describe this guy other than I hope what he writes and says eventually puts him out of the spotlight. Selfish A-hole even has deformed kids (yes he knew before pregnancy it would happen) instead of adopting. Ever since I saw the story on that I've had no respect for him and hate the fact he does boxing for HBO. He and Phil Mahrer (sp) would make a good couple.
Larry Merchant....I f!cking loathe Larry Merchant.

Brock
05-11-2005, 02:02 PM
His kids have flippers.

munkey
05-11-2005, 02:09 PM
His kids have flippers.

Can't you just hear it?

I'm sorry you have no hands Johnny but having a deformed child was always a dream of mine...Just think you can collect dissability when you grow up too!

munkey
05-11-2005, 02:10 PM
Larry Merchant....I f!cking loathe Larry Merchant.

You mean.....


You like.....Jim Lampley.........

......

better?

RaiderH8r
05-11-2005, 02:16 PM
You mean.....


You like.....Jim Lampley.........

......

better?
No...but....maybe...ah Christ!!! Choosing between the two is like choosing whether to eat a shit burger with or without the bun. Either way it sucks shit. I smell a pseudo Celebrity death match.

I didn't know about Lampley's kids...tell me more.

Brock
05-11-2005, 02:21 PM
No...but....maybe...ah Christ!!! Choosing between the two is like choosing whether to eat a shit burger with or without the bun. Either way it sucks shit. I smell a pseudo Celebrity death match.

I didn't know about Lampley's kids...tell me more.

His wife has flippers. They decided to have kids together anyway. Surprise, his kids have flippers too.

RaiderH8r
05-11-2005, 02:23 PM
His wife has flippers. They decided to have kids together anyway. Surprise, his kids have flippers too.
Flippers? Like nubbins for arms or webbed feet? I wonder if Lampley has to get a permit to bathe or has a special drainage feature installed due to the obscene amount of oil.

munkey
05-11-2005, 02:31 PM
Flippers? Like nubbins for arms or webbed feet? I wonder if Lampley has to get a permit to bathe or has a special drainage feature installed due to the obscene amount of oil.

You know when I heard "Flippers" all I could think about was the SP episode where Kenny's (at least I think it was Kenny's) dad got plastic surgery to become a Dolphin... ROFL

But seriously, his wife is or was a new broadcaster and they would film the show without showing her hands as she's not bad looking.

Unfortunatly she's just married to a prick...who likes flippers....

RaiderH8r
05-11-2005, 02:36 PM
You know when I heard "Flippers" all I could think about was the SP episode where Kenny's (at least I think it was Kenny's) dad got plastic surgery to become a Dolphin... ROFL

But seriously, his wife is or was a new broadcaster and they would film the show without showing her hands as she's not bad looking.

Unfortunatly she's just married to a prick...who likes flippers....
I remember that episode, Kyle's dad I think it was. I would bet his children have been subjected to plenty of ridicule because of it. Good swimmers?

munkey
05-11-2005, 02:43 PM
I remember that episode, Kyle's dad I think it was. I would bet his children have been subjected to plenty of ridicule because of it. Good swimmers?

I can see'em by the pool...I AM AQUA MAN!!!!

RaiderH8r
05-11-2005, 02:46 PM
I can see'em by the pool...I AM AQUA MAN!!!!
Maybe they could replace the AFLAC duck... :hmmm:

Radar Chief
05-11-2005, 03:20 PM
But seriously, his wife is or was a new broadcaster and they would film the show without showing her hands as she's not bad looking.

Unfortunatly she's just married to a prick...who likes flippers....

Ah I know who you’re talk’n ‘bout now, wasn’t she in the movie “The Chase”?

munkey
05-11-2005, 04:41 PM
Ah I know who you’re talk’n ‘bout now, wasn’t she in the movie “The Chase”?

I think so...

jettio
05-11-2005, 08:36 PM
The most conclusive proof that B*sh did not fix the election is the fact that he ended up with a victory.

If he tried to fix an election it would be another Iraqi Raiders.

Soupnazi
05-11-2005, 08:50 PM
The most conclusive proof that B*sh did not fix the election is the fact that he ended up with a victory.

If he tried to fix an election it would be another Iraqi Raiders.

That being said, I'm sure it makes Kerry's loss an even more bitter pill to swallow. :p

Logical
05-11-2005, 08:59 PM
So, I assume we're skipping the jury and deciding to convict or acquit Michael Jackson [and all criminal cases from here on out] on the betting line?

LOL I googled the odds on the trial and found this:


BetCBSports.com Posts Odds on Michael Jackson Trial: "BetCBSports.com has posted the following odds on the outcome:
Yes, Michael Jackson will be found guilty -160
No, Michael Jackson will be acquitted/hung jury 120

(Betting YES on the above odds means the player has to bet $160 to win $100. Betting NO means the player can bet $100 to win $120.)."