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Jenny Gump
05-16-2005, 04:05 PM
...to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.





This public service announcement brought to you by my seven year old.

tk13
05-16-2005, 04:07 PM
If I didn't have the King in my signature, I'd definitely put that in there. Either that or in my AIM profile.

bogie
05-16-2005, 04:15 PM
...to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.





This public service announcement brought to you by my seven year old.

Funny, my seven year old daughter said the same thing only switched it around. Girls go to college, etc.

Phobia
05-16-2005, 04:16 PM
My 2 year old invented that saying.... last week.

Radar Chief
05-16-2005, 04:24 PM
My 2 year old invented that saying.... last week.

Wow, and itís already spread to JennyGump? Will the wonders of the internet never cease? ;)

FloridaChief
05-16-2005, 04:26 PM
My 2 year old invented that saying.... last week.

Liar! Kurt Vonnegut's adopted daughter created it 14 years ago.

Mr. Laz
05-16-2005, 04:27 PM
Wow, and itís already spread to JennyGump? Will the wonders of the internet never cease? ;)
i believe the children exchange the information during the latest "play date"

munkey
05-16-2005, 04:48 PM
...to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.





This public service announcement brought to you by my seven year old.

I thought it was -

Girls go to Mars to get Candy Bars....Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider....

According to my 10 year old daughter.

Rain Man
05-16-2005, 05:00 PM
I'm against segregated educational facilities.

philfree
05-16-2005, 05:11 PM
I thought it was:

A poor girls wants to marry
A rich girls wants to flirt
A rich man go's to college
And a poor man go's to work
A drunkered wants another drink of wine
A politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothing at all
But I will take another toke


PhilFree:arrow:

Jenson71
05-16-2005, 05:16 PM
Fat man looking in a blade of steel
Thin man looking at his last meal
Hollow man looking in a cottonfield
For dignity

Wise man looking in a blade of grass
Young man looking in the shadows that pass
Poor man looking through painted glass
For dignity

ENDelt260
05-16-2005, 05:22 PM
Oddly enough, I went to college to get more stupider.

Rain Man
05-16-2005, 05:23 PM
Oddly enough, I went to college to get more stupider.

And NASA went to Jupiter to get more knowledge.


The whole theory is breaking down.

ENDelt260
05-16-2005, 05:24 PM
And NASA went to Jupiter to get more knowledge.


The whole theory is breaking down.
Haha. Like they let girls in NASA.

Brando
05-16-2005, 06:23 PM
Men are from Mars. Women have Vaginas. The human head weighs eight pounds.

KCChiefsMan
05-16-2005, 06:34 PM
boys have a penis
girls have a vagina

Ari Chi3fs
05-16-2005, 07:11 PM
Its NOT a tumor!!!11