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CHIEF4EVER
05-16-2005, 03:30 PM
Budweiser salutes you, Mr. Denver Donkeys fan.

Ooooh yeahh Mr. Denver Donkeys Fan…

Undaunted by the fact that your team hasn’t done jack squat since Elway punched Shana-rats ticket, you continue to support your team week in and week out.

Thank you Johnny Horseface…

Only to have the Donkeys break your heart more often than that ex stripper that lives in your trailer park.

Come on pretty lady…

And every Sunday, rain or shine, you don your mighty blue Donks jacket, drape your mullet majestically over the shoulders, rev up your Camaro and make your pilgrimage to Incestco Stadium to watch your beloved Donks with your fellow mullet sporting, Camaro revving, blue jacket wearing brethren.

Dude, your ride is bitchin’…

And even though Donkeys are king in Denver, Incestco Stadium leads the league in the amount of arrests for farm animal sex.

Over here, you sexy sheep you…

So Mr. Denver Donkeys fan, set down that Schmidt, Pabst, and Buckhorn and hoist a tall Bud (don’t worry, we’re not asking you to pay for it) as we salute you, and remind you that, just like Coach Shana-rat, its OK to cheat as you wait, yet again, until next year because we’re so gosh darn prouda ya!

Mr. Cheating Denver Donkeys fan, its gonna be all right…

Budweiser reminds you to please choose your pro football team responsibly

vailpass
05-16-2005, 03:34 PM
You live in Seymour, MO and make mullet and farm animal jokes?
You know what they say about throwing stones when you live in a glass outhouse, dont you?

CHIEF4EVER
05-16-2005, 03:37 PM
You live in Seymour, MO and make mullet and farm animal jokes?
You know what they say about throwing stones when you live in a glass outhouse, dont you?

Q: Why do Donk fans wear those high topped cowboy boots?

A: So they can put the sheeps hind legs in and the sheep can no longer escape.

ROFL

HemiEd
05-16-2005, 03:38 PM
ROFL ROFL

ArrowheadHawk
05-16-2005, 04:56 PM
rep

Jenson71
05-16-2005, 04:58 PM
This is something a Broncos fan would say to a Chiefs fan.

Count Zarth
05-16-2005, 05:00 PM
He just switched the words around.

|Zach|
05-16-2005, 05:02 PM
This is something a Broncos fan would say to a Chiefs fan.

I found this post to be very Rain Man-esque.

Not sure why that struck me.

Jenson71
05-16-2005, 05:03 PM
Not sure why that struck me.

Me neither.

I do appreciate that though.

Cochise
05-16-2005, 06:36 PM
I don't appreciate the defamation of Schmidt, Pabst, and Buckhorn.

ArrowheadHawk
05-17-2005, 08:45 AM
this needs a bump

Bwana
05-17-2005, 08:50 AM
Heh! I'll play.......

Hercules Rockefell
05-17-2005, 08:51 AM
How sad. At least come up with an original one, instead of just changing a few words in the Chiefs' one.

Mr. Kotter
05-17-2005, 08:59 AM
I did a "re-do" of this for the Broncos last year too sometime...and changed more of it to tailor it to Denver per se....because I lived in the front range for about 4 yrs during the late 80s. I'm too lazy to look for it though....

TJ didn't think it was funny, as I recall.

Boozer
05-17-2005, 09:21 AM
2003 called, it wants its jokes back.