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DenverChief
05-18-2005, 07:42 PM
once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. ( ROFL )

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2005, 07:50 PM
19. Inyouranus: The act of taking some huge cock up your ass instead of being able to figuring out your supposed to be hitting the little hotty across the room.

DenverChief
05-18-2005, 08:02 PM
19. Inyouranus: The act of taking some huge cock up your ass instead of being able to figuring out your supposed to be hitting the little hotty across the room.


you really do have a fixation with my sexuality dontcha? I mean does the phrase "give it a rest" mean anything to you?

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2005, 08:06 PM
you really do have a fixation with my sexuality dontcha? I mean does the phrase "give it a rest" mean anything to you?

I haven't posted one thing to you in months. Hell you didn't even participate in your own city's thread where they are going around killing all your dogs out there. Give me a break is more in line IMO.

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2005, 08:07 PM
DenverChief,

You a cop now, is that what that badge avatar is all about? If so have you had the chance yet to rip some childs pet away from them and kill it yet?

DenverChief
05-18-2005, 08:10 PM
DenverChief,

You a cop now, is that what that badge avatar is all about? If so have you had the chance yet to rip some childs pet away from them and kill it yet?


I will not be working in the City/County of Denver....I am not sworn yet but I will be working for a Sheriffs dept out here in the near future

Baby Lee
05-18-2005, 08:13 PM
When I see the word Mensa, a bitchfight between DC and BD springs IMMEDIATELY to mind. ROFL

Skip Towne
05-18-2005, 08:15 PM
So you're a night watchman? Thank God you're still impotent.

JimNasium
05-18-2005, 08:17 PM
When I see the word Mensa, a bitchfight between DC and BD springs IMMEDIATELY to mind. ROFL
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL That's harsh as hell.

DenverChief
05-18-2005, 08:21 PM
So you're a night watchman? Thank God you're still impotent.


what?

Skip Towne
05-18-2005, 08:21 PM
When I see the word Mensa, a bitchfight between DC and BD springs IMMEDIATELY to mind. ROFL
Yeah, uh...huh

Skip Towne
05-18-2005, 08:25 PM
what?
A. You have a badge but no law enforcement employer. B. You have no power. The fact that I have to explain it to you should disqualify you from being a cop....but it won't, they will take even the dullest among us.

Hog Rider
05-18-2005, 08:29 PM
Densa: Opposite of Mensa!

As in: EH! Frederico! Youa really densa!

DenverChief
05-18-2005, 08:29 PM
A. You have a badge but no law enforcement employer. B. You have no power. The fact that I have to explain it to you should disqualify you from being a cop....but it won't, they will take even the dullest among us.


I think you been smokin too much reefer dickwad....people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...if you get my drift

Stinger
05-18-2005, 08:31 PM
When I see the word Mensa, a bitchfight between DC and BD springs IMMEDIATELY to mind. ROFL


Oh man that is funny ROFL ROFL

Dave Lane
05-18-2005, 08:52 PM
what?

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Dave

Dave Lane
05-18-2005, 08:54 PM
When I see the word Mensa, a bitchfight between DC and BD springs IMMEDIATELY to mind. ROFL


Actually I'd say thats the LAST thing that comes to my mind.

Dave

:)

BIG_DADDY
05-18-2005, 10:25 PM
When I see the word Mensa, a bitchfight between DC and BD springs IMMEDIATELY to mind. ROFL

Don't make fun of me or I'll have to tell the board about the 2 for 1 special at your moms house on friday night. :cuss:

DenverChief
05-19-2005, 12:34 PM
Don't make fun of me or I'll have to tell the board about the 2 for 1 special at your moms house on friday night. :cuss:
ROFL

BIG_DADDY
05-19-2005, 02:03 PM
ROFL

I'm not kidding they were backed out door. That woman could suck a baseball through a mile of garden hose. How do you think she put baby lee through law school?

Lzen
05-19-2005, 02:10 PM
I'm not kidding they were backed out door. That woman could suck a baseball through a mile of garden hose. How do you think she put baby lee through law school?

Do you not realize that when a man says suck my ____, it doesn't mean to literally suck. ;)