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Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 01:20 AM
I think so!

http://www.carllewis.com/video.music.1.html

:spock:

It really, err, peaks at the end.

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 01:22 AM
If there was a hot chick with big tits doing the excercising maybe so.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 01:24 AM
er, i had forgot that :thailor: ever made music videos... what was that other one in the 80's he did...

ZootedGranny
05-23-2005, 01:46 AM
Top 3 of all time:

3. David Hasselhoff "Hooked on a Feeling"
Most of it is the intro music itself, but it gets even better once the visuals start sodomizing the figurative ass of your mind.

Clutch segment: The HASS, standing on a moving motorcycle, and then leaping off and flying.

2. Stan Bush "The Touch"
Terrible song, made even better by the video, where he shoots lasers out of his guitar during hard riffs.

Clutch segment: the fact that it's from the Transformers movie, so it includes clips from the flick. It didn't hurt that the intro I saw to the video featured a live action clip of Optimus Prime telling a kid that he had to leave to attend an interstellar peace conference (no hyperbole), but he'd be back soon "to transform your day into an adventure." Bonus points for Paul Thomas Anderson having Dirk Diggler sing this in Boogie Nights.

1. Not a music video, but so awesome that it destroys any other music related clip I've ever seen. The year: 1983. The show: a James Brown concert. Without anything further, it's good enough to rank somewhere in the mid 20s. James Brown is breaking shit down, when he is told Michael Jackson is in the audience. From the stage, James Brown screams for MJ so much that Michael is basically forced to go onstage. Hilarity ensues when you realize he is dressed up in a blue general's jacket. Upon jumping on stage, he grabs the mic and sings better than anyone ever on the entire earth. Afterall, this isn't "kid touch" era MJ, this is prime MJ. For no reason, the band completely changes the song into something incredibly fast. Without missing a beat, MJ starts freaking dance moves all over the place. That ends the MJ segment...but MJ is seen whispering to James. James is being told that Prince is in the crowd.

CLUTCH segment: An utterly drug destroyed Prince is seen being literally carried onto the stage by an enormous white guy with a giant santa beard and a tiger print sleeveless t-shirt. Prince, for some reason, has gloves on. He decides that he needs these gloves taken off, so that when he takes the stage, he can fully rock. He walks up, grabs a guitar and starts jamming with the band. IT IS FUNKY AS HELL. After about 30 seconds of jamming, Prince crouches near the front of the stage, and strums maybe once over the course of 16 bars. This does not please Prince. He decides he needs to take his shirt off. A shirtless Prince grabs the mic and kicks it back to him, in mid air grabbing the mic, and doing a crossover with it between his legs. He then whisper screams OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW into the mic, dances as if he needs to find the beat to start singing, and then decides to walk away and lead the crowd in clapping. He does this, and then bows and walks off the stage. As he is walking off the stage, he swings around a giant prop street lamp, pulling it down off the stage and into the crowd. He acts as if nothing is wrong.

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 01:58 AM
1. Not a music video, but so awesome that it destroys any other music related clip I've ever seen. The year: 1983. The show: a James Brown concert. Without anything further, it's good enough to rank somewhere in the mid 20s. James Brown is breaking shit down, when he is told Michael Jackson is in the audience. From the stage, James Brown screams for MJ so much that Michael is basically forced to go onstage. Hilarity ensues when you realize he is dressed up in a blue general's jacket. Upon jumping on stage, he grabs the mic and sings better than anyone ever on the entire earth. Afterall, this isn't "kid touch" era MJ, this is prime MJ. For no reason, the band completely changes the song into something incredibly fast. Without missing a beat, MJ starts freaking dance moves all over the place. That ends the MJ segment...but MJ is seen whispering to James. James is being told that Prince is in the crowd.

CLUTCH segment: An utterly drug destroyed Prince is seen being literally carried onto the stage by an enormous white guy with a giant santa beard and a tiger print sleeveless t-shirt. Prince, for some reason, has gloves on. He decides that he needs these gloves taken off, so that when he takes the stage, he can fully rock. He walks up, grabs a guitar and starts jamming with the band. IT IS FUNKY AS HELL. After about 30 seconds of jamming, Prince crouches near the front of the stage, and strums maybe once over the course of 16 bars. This does not please Prince. He decides he needs to take his shirt off. A shirtless Prince grabs the mic and kicks it back to him, in mid air grabbing the mic, and doing a crossover with it between his legs. He then whisper screams OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW into the mic, dances as if he needs to find the beat to start singing, and then decides to walk away and lead the crowd in clapping. He does this, and then bows and walks off the stage. As he is walking off the stage, he swings around a giant prop street lamp, pulling it down off the stage and into the crowd. He acts as if nothing is wrong.Are you ****ing serious?

I must see this. ROFL

grandllama
05-23-2005, 01:59 AM
Are you ****ing serious?

I must see this. ROFL

I do believe I agree... lets see this shit...

ZootedGranny
05-23-2005, 02:01 AM
I'm uploading it to Yousendit. If everything goes well, I'll come back with a link to it so you can download it. It's not the entire clip that I used to have, but a smaller version that contains all the necessary visual treats.

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:05 AM
This could end up being the greatest night of my life.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:07 AM
This could end up being the greatest night of my life.

I was going to bed like that pussy gochiefs, but now I'm pouring another glass of wine...

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:12 AM
I was going to bed like that pussy gochiefs, but now I'm pouring another glass of wine...


Hey you're drinking too.

See now I'm not drinking alone.

Rausch
05-23-2005, 02:13 AM
Hey you're drinking too.

See now I'm not drinking alone.

As long as I'm logged in you won't be...

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:17 AM
As long as I'm logged in you won't be...


Now I don't feel like such an alcoholic.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:21 AM
Hey you're drinking too.

See now I'm not drinking alone.

You obviously missed my post about this being my only night off ROFL

After last week

-5 Karaoke Shows
-2 Project Grads
-2 Wedding Receptions
-1 8th Grade Celebration
-1 Retro Night
-1 Country Night

and a partridge (preferably Susan Day sans feathers) in a pear tree, I deserve a full box of merlot ;)

ZootedGranny
05-23-2005, 02:22 AM
I've just found out Yousendit is in league with terrorists, as it wouldn't let me upload my entire file without timing out.

Thus the true patriots at Youshareit are currently being called into action...it's a quarter way done.

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:23 AM
You obviously missed my post about this being my only night off ROFL

After last week

-5 Karaoke Shows
-2 Project Grads
-2 Wedding Receptions
-1 8th Grade Celebration
-1 Retro Night
-1 Country Night

and a partridge (preferably Susan Day sans feathers) in a pear tree, I deserve a full box of merlot ;)


I know the feeling. I have had 1 day off the last two weeks and now I get mon and tue.

Life is good.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:23 AM
As long as I'm logged in you won't be...

speaking of which, we still owe each other a night of drinking... that night you helped me in Salem doesn't count since I got pissed off and didn't want anything to drink...

BTW, didn't have to deal with any Corky's during this year's prom season (play the shark!)... but I missed Salem (they wanted to book me on a night I was already booked) and I'm sure Corky would have still been there...didn't they say he had been there for like the last five proms?

T-post Tom
05-23-2005, 02:24 AM
& who ever said that Carl liked bones in his fish? not that there's anything wrong with that......

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:24 AM
I know the feeling. I have had 1 day off the last two weeks and now I get mon and tue.

Life is good.

But do your nights consist of drunks trying to sing evanescense and 3 doors down on key????

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:24 AM
You obviously missed my post about this being my only night off ROFL

After last week

-5 Karaoke Shows
-2 Project Grads
-2 Wedding Receptions
-1 8th Grade Celebration
-1 Retro Night
-1 Country Night

and a partridge (preferably Susan Day sans feathers) in a pear tree, I deserve a full box of merlot ;)Holy shit. And I thought working a DJ gig for one Project Graduation from 12 until 4 o'****ing'clock in the morning (didn't get home until 6) was a bitch. :eek:

You know, if my friend ever accepted a gig for a "Country Night," I think he'd have to find someone else to help him.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:26 AM
I've just found out Yousendit is in league with terrorists, as it wouldn't let me upload my entire file without timing out.

Thus the true patriots at Youshareit are currently being called into action...it's a quarter way done.

Ok, well I'm waiting.... (and I've only got 2 -3 glasses left in my high end box of Merlot)

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:26 AM
But do your nights consist of drunks trying to sing evanescense and 3 doors down on key????

ROFL ROFL ROFL


Only the good ones.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:26 AM
Holy shit. And I thought working a DJ gig for one Project Graduation from 12 until 4 o'****ing'clock in the morning (didn't get home until 6) was a bitch. :eek:

You know, if my friend ever accepted a gig for a "Country Night," I think he'd have to find someone else to help him.

yeah, the two project grads last week were what really ****ed up my world... everything else was pretty much a normal week...

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:27 AM
Ok, well I'm waiting.... (and I've only got 2 -3 glasses left in my high end box of Merlot)


High end box of Merlot


ROFL

Rausch
05-23-2005, 02:29 AM
Now I don't feel like such an alcoholic.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:29 AM
Yeah, I get that a lot.


ROFL

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:29 AM
Y'all can see me now
'Cause you don't see with your eyes
You perceive with your mind

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:31 AM
High end box of Merlot


ROFL

I was all ready to buy a box of Franzia Merlot when I found this new shit (it is a smaller box and much higher price)

Black Box

World- Class Wine... In a Box
Never considered wine in a box? The time has come to think inside the box!

We've createed the first wold-class boxed wine availabel in teh U.S. Using grapes...

Bla blah blah... why type it, they've got an URL

http://www.blackboxwines.com

It's really good shit (of course I like Franzia too)

Bob Dole
05-23-2005, 02:32 AM
I've just found out Yousendit is in league with terrorists, as it wouldn't let me upload my entire file without timing out.

Thus the true patriots at Youshareit are currently being called into action...it's a quarter way done.

If it's not working, Bob Dole can make you an FTP account on TexarkanaRocks.com is about 15 seconds.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:33 AM
I forgot to mention, if you ever want to feel like a high schooler again, go work a project grad when your so drunk you can't stand up. I felt like it was 1987 all over again as I avoided the administrators...

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:33 AM
Y'all can see me now
'Cause you don't see with your eyes
You perceive with your mind


I see nothing
because I see with my eyes
and I'm looking through the glass that is filled with booze.

Pants
05-23-2005, 02:34 AM
Y'all can see me now
'Cause you don't see with your eyes
You perceive with your mind

Jesus, I haven't listen to Gorillaz for a long time. I'll look into that, wow.

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:34 AM
I forgot to mention, if you ever want to feel like a high schooler again, go work a project grad when your so drunk you can't stand up. I felt like it was 1987 all over again as I avoided the administrators...My friend and I are too young to feel the need to "feel like high schooler(s) again," but I'm sure that was an experience. ROFL

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:34 AM
If it's not working, Bob Dole can make you an FTP account on TexarkanaRocks.com is about 15 seconds.

you got me beat Mr. Dole, in my state it would take at least five minutes to even find my Secure CRT software to log into my server and another, oh, three, four days to remember how to create an account on a linux box ROFL ROFL ROFL

Rausch
05-23-2005, 02:35 AM
I forgot to mention, if you ever want to feel like a high schooler again, go work a project grad when your so drunk you can't stand up. I felt like it was 1987 all over again as I avoided the administrators...

Nice. Now you tell me this.

Where was all this ****ing alcohol when we were entertaining for the children of the corn?...

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:36 AM
Jesus, I haven't listen to Gorillaz for a long time. I'll look into that, wow.Dude, Demon Days is due out, like, tomorrow.

1. Google
2. "Feel Good Inc."
3. Click the first link to see the video
4. Pine for the rest of the CD (or download it, whatever)

No Dan, Del, or Miho, but damn good nonetheless. Danger Mouse produced it this time around.

I really like FGI (class of the album), Dirty Harry, All Alone, El Manana, O Green World, and Don't Get Lost in Heaven, among many others.

Not sure if the best of the bunch can stack up with Clint Eastwood, Rock the House, Tomorrow Comes Today, New Genius, M1-A1, Left Hand Suzuki Method, and the like, but good shit nonetheless.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:36 AM
I see nothing
because I see with my eyes
and I'm looking through the glass that is filled with booze.

Letís dance in style, lets dance for a while
Heaven can wait weíre only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?

Let us die young or let us live forever
We donít have the power but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The musicís for the sad men

Can you imagine when this race is won
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders weíre getting in tune
The musicís played by the madmen

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever and ever

Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why donít they stay young

Itís so hard to get old without a cause
I donít want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And dimonds are forever

So many adventures couldnít happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We let them come true

Bob Dole
05-23-2005, 02:36 AM
you got me beat Mr. Dole, in my state it would take at least five minutes to even find my Secure CRT software to log into my server and another, oh, three, four days to remember how to create an account on a linux box ROFL ROFL ROFL

Exactly why Bob Dole hosts the site on an old Timex Sinclair.

ZootedGranny
05-23-2005, 02:41 AM
If it's not working, Bob Dole can make you an FTP account on TexarkanaRocks.com is about 15 seconds.

I appreciate the offer...the only hosting I have is a shitbag 5 meg account because I have Road Runner from Time Warner.

After 2 attempts at different webhosting sites, I went back, reencoded the file to make it smaller and tried again, finally it worked:

http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1XPH0KF5ZCH7L0K8Q3HPJZMRMR

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:42 AM
Exactly why Bob Dole hosts the site on an old Timex Sinclair.

I finally upgraded my Timex to a TRS-80

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:45 AM
I really like FGI (class of the album), Dirty Harry, All Alone, El Manana, O Green World, and Don't Get Lost in Heaven, among many others.Oh, and DARE. Definitely DARE. 15 minutes to Wapner, 15 minutes...

J Diddy
05-23-2005, 02:47 AM
Letís dance in style, lets dance for a while
Heaven can wait weíre only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?

Let us die young or let us live forever
We donít have the power but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The musicís for the sad men

Can you imagine when this race is won
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders weíre getting in tune
The musicís played by the madmen

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever and ever

Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why donít they stay young

Itís so hard to get old without a cause
I donít want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And dimonds are forever

So many adventures couldnít happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We let them come true


That's long.

You win.

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:50 AM
That's long.

You win.

Alphaville

Forever Young

Forever Ruined in a VW commercial last year ("Leaving Childhood")

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:50 AM
I appreciate the offer...the only hosting I have is a shitbag 5 meg account because I have Road Runner from Time Warner.

After 2 attempts at different webhosting sites, I went back, reencoded the file to make it smaller and tried again, finally it worked:

http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1XPH0KF5ZCH7L0K8Q3HPJZMRMR


As a child of the 80's, this shit rocks....

grandllama
05-23-2005, 02:52 AM
Nice. Now you tell me this.

Where was all this ****ing alcohol when we were entertaining for the children of the corn?...

I was farking pissed off, remember? It was one of those farking pissed off where you don't wan't alcholol and I apologized for it many times ROFL

Ultra Peanut
05-23-2005, 02:53 AM
I appreciate the offer...the only hosting I have is a shitbag 5 meg account because I have Road Runner from Time Warner.

After 2 attempts at different webhosting sites, I went back, reencoded the file to make it smaller and tried again, finally it worked:

http://s44.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1XPH0KF5ZCH7L0K8Q3HPJZMRMR<img src="http://www.proppersource.com/images/inventory/sign-applause2.jpg" style="width: 358px; height: 265px; border: 0" alt="" />

Rausch
05-23-2005, 03:34 AM
I was farking pissed off, remember? It was one of those farking pissed off where you don't wan't alcholol and I apologized for it many times ROFL

Eh, no big deal.

Helping the 4 retarted kids in a school of 200 ( :spock: ) have a good time made my day...

grandllama
05-23-2005, 03:35 AM
Eh, no big deal.

Helping the 4 retarted kids in a school of 200 ( :spock: ) have a good time made my day...

hehehehe still trying to figure out what was in the water in Salem...

of all the proms I did this year, no corky's ROFL

Rausch
05-23-2005, 03:38 AM
hehehehe still trying to figure out what was in the water in Salem...

of all the proms I did this year, no corky's ROFL

Grandpa used ta' say that when we come, we're all a little bit retarded.






And with that, I was emotionally scarred... STFU

grandllama
05-23-2005, 03:40 AM
Grandpa used ta' say that when we come, we're all a little bit retarded.






And with that, I was emotionally scarred... STFU

So Corky was the true 'Pimp' not the cowboy dressed as the pimp?

Mecca
05-23-2005, 06:52 AM
All I have to say about this is, if you bring a box of wine to your dates house. No matter how expensive that box of wine is, that's the only box you're going to be seeing that night.