"new guy"...who needs some advice..thanks

[tveezy]

hello to anyone who reads this...I have been visiting this board for a while I just dont post very much...anyway i need some advice...i'm 23 years old and was going with the same chick for 5 1/2 years...about a week ago she breaks up with me and tells me some BS about how she wants to "find herself" and wants to just be "alone"...well it turns out that a buddy of mine found out that she has already moved into an apartment with another guy. Needless to say I was shocked and pissed off. It sucks bad cuz' this girl was very good to me the whole time we were together and she is really frickin hot. I have not been able to sleep or eat the same since this happened and I think about it all the time. How do you get over something like this?? Have any of you been through something like this?? Any advice would help..thank you.

[stevieray]

move on, I guarantee she's not sitting around thinking about you.

I know it hurts, but better now than ten years into it.

One door closes, another one opens.

[Nightfyre]

move on, I guarantee she's not sitting around thinking about you.

I know it hurts, but better now than ten years into it.

One door closes, another one opens.
Good Advice.

[Skip Towne]

So she moved in with a guy while you were dating her and you didn't know it? Sounds like a slut and you're lucky to be rid of her.

[Iowanian]

I'd say that at one time...Most of us have had a broad kick us in the baows. I dated one for 3 years and had something pretty similar..only she was bred and married in 3 months.

Move on. Lay some Rebound Pipe and it'll sear the wound.

[4th and Long]

*waiting for the obligatory "Sleep with one of her friends to get even with her." answer*

[Nightfyre]

*waiting for the obligatory "Sleep with one of her friends to get even with her." answer*
Sleep with two of her friends, in her bed.

[Iowanian]

*I'll add that you should immediately nail the chic that will bother her the most....a friend, a rival...the girl she's been jealous of on occasion.

**no matter how hot a woman is, somewhere, some guy thinks she is an ignorant, annoying biatch

*** my broad leaving was the best thing she ever did for me in the long run.

[4th and Long]

And in the span of just 3 minutes, Nightfyre and Iowanian don't disappoint me. ROFL

[Bwana]

Trust me, there will be a point where you will be lucky to remember her name. Just go out and get some stray and have fun. Be selfish, and do what makes you happy. Get back into an old hobby that you liked before she took up all of your time. Stay busy and it will get better as time goes on.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Here is my expert advice:

Don't take my advice.

[Nightfyre]

Trust me, there will be a point where you will be lucky to remember her name. Just go out and get some stray and have fun. Be selfish, and do what makes you happy. Get back into an old hobby that you liked before she took up all of your time. Stay busy and it will get better as time goes on.
Most importantly, do shit to get your mind off her. Not post on an internet bb, that only creates brooding downtime...

[ENDelt260]

Call up Brando and go out and tie one on w/ him.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

not eating or sleeping very much at 23 is not unusual, nor is thinking about it all the time, by the way

[siberian khatru]

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back to you, it was meant to be.

If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.

[Nightfyre]

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back to you, it was meant to be.

If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it.
and eat it. Raw.

[frazod]

hello to anyone who reads this...I have been visiting this board for a while I just dont post very much...anyway i need some advice...i'm 23 years old and was going with the same chick for 5 1/2 years...about a week ago she breaks up with me and tells me some BS about how she wants to "find herself" and wants to just be "alone"...well it turns out that a buddy of mine found out that she has already moved into an apartment with another guy. Needless to say I was shocked and pissed off. It sucks bad cuz' this girl was very good to me the whole time we were together and she is really frickin hot. I have not been able to sleep or eat the same since this happened and I think about it all the time. How do you get over something like this?? Have any of you been through something like this?? Any advice would help..thank you.

Ah, to be 23 and think the world is going to end because some bitch kicked me to curb. Those were the days. :D

Yes, we've all been there.

Time will get you over this. Eventually the pain will go away. You'll be able to reflect on what happened and learn from the experience. That's called wisdom - it is only gained through weathering bad experiences.

The advice from Stevieray - to move on - is good advice. Of course, it's easier said than done. But eventually you get sick of moping around and do it.

One other piece of advice - don't grovel - no cards, no letters, no drunken sobbing phone calls in the middle of the night. Groveling will only make you feel like shit and empower her. She's done with you - and even if she isn't, would you really want her back after what she did? What you want is to have things the way they were before she hopped in the other guy's bed, and that's gone forever (along with trust and respect).

Endure your agony quietly and don't give her the satisfaction of knowing how bad she f#cked you up. Also, eventually your friends will get sick of listening to you whine, so try not to burden them too much. It's not like you lost a limb here, although I realize that it might seem like it.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

[Nightfyre]

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
And allows us to kill others... :nod:

[morphius]

Though it hurts now, you are better without her, as everyone has said. Someone who would do this to you is not the person you want to spend your life with and you know deep down that you would never completely forgive her for something like this.

My recommendation is to start hanging out with your friends more, lean on them a bit, but don't talk about her much. When you are ready to get back in the game, you will.

Plus, just be happy you are not the other guy, 'cause most likely, he is going to get the shaft from her eventually as well.

[milkman]

Here is my expert advice:

Don't take my advice.

This is the best advise ever! :thumb:

[Ari Chi3fs]

Perhaps she found someone who isnt a one pump chump?

:shrug:


just kidding... heh.

Um, if that is indeed your scenario, then learn how to become a pussy licking master.

Become an Olympic Gold Medalist elite pussy licker. Well, gold would probably go to a lesbian... perhaps Silver is all you can hope to attain.

Practice on her best friend, or younger sister.

[Mr. Kotter]

Sleep with two of her friends, in her bed.

Damn, I have to agree with Nightfyre.... :harumph:

[tveezy]

i appreciate the advice you guys have given...i feel kinda like a dumbass right now cuz i feel like my world has come crashing down and its over....i was dead set on being with this chick for the rest of my life...everything happens for a reason i guess.

[Mr. Kotter]

i appreciate the advice you guys have given...i feel kinda like a dumbass right now cuz i feel like my world has come crashing down and its over....i was dead set on being with this chick for the rest of my life...everything happens for a reason i guess.

Seriously though, move on....find another fish in the sea...plenty of 'em out there.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

This is the best advise ever! :thumb:

**** you mother****er you asshole I'll ****ing kill you moron what the hell is your problem I'm gonna come over there and cut off your legs and then take a big candle and shove it down your throat until you choke then give you CPR and torture you with red hot needles on your balls then I'll CRUSH your balls with my bare hands and feed them to you then I'm gonna FUK U UP!!!

[tk13]

**** you mother****er you asshole I'll ****ing kill you moron what the hell is your problem I'm gonna come over there and cut off your legs and then take a big candle and shove it down your throat until you choke then give you CPR and torture you with red hot needles on your balls then I'll CRUSH your balls with my bare hands and feed them to you then I'm gonna FUK U UP!!!
When did Psicosis inhabit gochiefs body?

[Ari Chi3fs]

gochiefs... you forget WTFBBQ!!1 in there somewhere.



tveezy... think of this. At least you have a cool chiefplanet nickname. Make sure to buy a shirt. It will help you pick up chicks.

[Skip Towne]

Gochiefs got nothin' just rip his head off and shit down his neck.

[KCWolfman]

Looks all pretty normal on this thread. With the usual suggestions.

You honestly don't get over it. You just learn day by day to get by. Eventually the topic takes up less and less of your conscious mind.

The sooner you get that in your head, the easier the rest is.

[alanm]

Though it hurts now, you are better without her, as everyone has said. Someone who would do this to you is not the person you want to spend your life with and you know deep down that you would never completely forgive her for something like this.

My recommendation is to start hanging out with your friends more, lean on them a bit, but don't talk about her much. When you are ready to get back in the game, you will.

Plus, just be happy you are not the other guy, 'cause most likely, he is going to get the shaft from her eventually as well.
That ain't no shit. If she cheated on tveezy she's going to cheat on the guy she's with now. Just a matter of time.
If you're the vengeful sort. And I used to be about such things when I was younger. You can never go wrong with the advice about banging one of her best friends. Surely there has to be one of them that has the hots for you. :) ROFL

[KCWolfman]

That ain't no shit. If she cheated on tveezy she's going to cheat on the guy she's with now. Just a matter of time.
If you're the vengeful sort. And I used to be about such things when I was younger. You can never go wrong with the advice about banging one of her best friends. Surely there has to be one of them that has the hots for you. :) ROFL
Doin' their sister really pisses them off.

It worked for me.

[alanm]

Doin' their sister really pisses them off.

It worked for me.
That's almost TOO cold blooded. ROFL

[Frankie]

Sleep with two of her friends, in her bed.
Don't take the "sleep" part literally.

[Frankie]

Trust me, there will be a point where you will be lucky to remember her name.

If she's done it once she'll do it again. She's somebody else's problem now. But he doesn't know it yet. Bwana's right. Someday you'll look back with relief and wonder why you beat yourself over the heads for someone who would have been bad for you.

[Rausch]

hello to anyone who reads this...I have been visiting this board for a while I just dont post very much...anyway i need some advice...i'm 23 years old and was going with the same chick for 5 1/2 years...about a week ago she breaks up with me and tells me some BS about how she wants to "find herself" and wants to just be "alone"...well it turns out that a buddy of mine found out that she has already moved into an apartment with another guy. Needless to say I was shocked and pissed off. It sucks bad cuz' this girl was very good to me the whole time we were together and she is really frickin hot. I have not been able to sleep or eat the same since this happened and I think about it all the time. How do you get over something like this?? Have any of you been through something like this?? Any advice would help..thank you.

Yup, been there.

If it's any consolation, I'm very confident you'll handle it better than I did.

Best thing to do is let the anger fade, let her go, and (while difficult) do your best to move on.

Hell, be thankful she honestly cared about you. And you know she did because she took the time to lie (while insulting, she just wanted to move on without hurting you.)

[Frankie]

Ah, to be 23 and think the world is going to end because some bitch kicked me to curb. Those were the days. :D

Yes, we've all been there.

Time will get you over this. Eventually the pain will go away. You'll be able to reflect on what happened and learn from the experience. That's called wisdom - it is only gained through weathering bad experiences.

The advice from Stevieray - to move on - is good advice. Of course, it's easier said than done. But eventually you get sick of moping around and do it.

One other piece of advice - don't grovel - no cards, no letters, no drunken sobbing phone calls in the middle of the night. Groveling will only make you feel like shit and empower her. She's done with you - and even if she isn't, would you really want her back after what she did? What you want is to have things the way they were before she hopped in the other guy's bed, and that's gone forever (along with trust and respect).

Endure your agony quietly and don't give her the satisfaction of knowing how bad she f#cked you up. Also, eventually your friends will get sick of listening to you whine, so try not to burden them too much. It's not like you lost a limb here, although I realize that it might seem like it.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.


Wow. Fraz reads Nietche. :thumb:

His is pretty good overall advice. Take it. This woman would have been a sickness to your life. Your miss right awaits you somewhere down the line and she'll make you wonder what you saw in this one all along.

[luv]

...everything happens for a reason i guess.
EXACTLY...take what you have learned from being with her and apply it elsewhere (both in bed and in life, I guess...keeping with the "guy" answers). What if she's slept with someone else you don't know about who ended up having some sort of STD, then she slept with you and you wound up getting it. You just never know. Count your blessings.

As for getting over it, I think the general consensus of hanging out with friends more and such is a good idea. I wouldn't suggest starting another relationship for a while. Wounds take time to heal. If you go out and hurt the same wound again before it has completely healed, the scar will be bigger.

[Phobia]

Dude, you don't owe alimony, child support, and the bitch is gone forever. What kind of advice are you seeking? Go buy a freaking lottery ticket you lucky futher mucker.

[chagrin]

"i'm 23 years old and was going with the same chick for 5 1/2 years..."

Dude, you you need the break. 23? In the words of Psicosis: "nuff said" how many "frickin hot" girls do you think are out there? Are you considering that there are 50 states in the union?

[BigRedChief]

move on, I guarantee she's not sitting around thinking about you.

I know it hurts, but better now than ten years into it.

One door closes, another one opens.

Wise advise. Ditto on this. Move on and don't look back.

[Radar Chief]

Dude, you don't owe alimony, child support, and the bitch is gone forever. What kind of advice are you seeking? Go buy a freaking lottery ticket you lucky futher mucker.

:LOL: Exactly.

[Ultra Peanut]

Here is my expert advice:

Don't take my advice.ROFL

[Goapics1]

Dude, you don't owe alimony, child support, and the bitch is gone forever. What kind of advice are you seeking? Go buy a freaking lottery ticket you lucky futher mucker.

ROFL That puts it all into perspective right there.

[DeepSouth]

Finally !!!!

I've been trying for 5 years and 5 months to get her to break up with your sorry ass..............

[Simplex3]

...Get back into an old hobby that you liked before she took up all of your time....
Masturbation?

[Simplex3]

Ok, here's what I want to know:

Why do none of you guys take the best breakup advice of all times? It's too late for tweezers here ( :) ) because you have to be ready with this the moment she gives you the speech.

When she starts the speech, let her go. Sit there motionless. At some point she will ask you what you're thinking, feeling, something. Respond with "Well, I was just thinking about how much I'm going to miss your [insert favorite body part here]". In one sentence you've taken her from thinking she's breaking your heart straight into wondering if you ever liked her at all. You've invalidated every kiss, every "I love you", every intimate moment in one sentence. Now YOU own the situation.

Too bad you didn't read this any of the other times I posted it. You'd be a cult hero to all of your friends.

[Fairplay]

Slap the bitch and move on.

[CanadianChief]

Post all the pictures and video's of you boning her on the internet...That'll piss her off for sure, allow you to get your revenge, and entertain all of us.

[tomahawk kid]

In the words of the immortal John Belushi, "I suggest you start drinking heavily."

Worked for me.

Same thing happened to me, except she came back and I got the satisfaction of kicking her to the curb.

You'll get over it and move on. Trust me.

[Frankie]

Masturbation?
ROFL ROFL

[Goapics1]

hello to anyone who reads this...I have been visiting this board for a while I just dont post very much...anyway i need some advice...i'm 23 years old and was going with the same chick for 5 1/2 years...about a week ago she breaks up with me and tells me some BS about how she wants to "find herself" and wants to just be "alone"...well it turns out that a buddy of mine found out that she has already moved into an apartment with another guy. Needless to say I was shocked and pissed off. It sucks bad cuz' this girl was very good to me the whole time we were together and she is really frickin hot. I have not been able to sleep or eat the same since this happened and I think about it all the time. How do you get over something like this?? Have any of you been through something like this?? Any advice would help..thank you.

Any pics of her?

[Frankie]

Slap the bitch and move on.
Slap SOMETHING anyway.

[Frankie]

Post all the pictures and video's of you boning her on the internet...That'll piss her off for sure, allow you to get your revenge, and entertain all of us.
You sir have a diabolical sense of justice.
:p

[Fairplay]

Any pics of her?



Yes. If you want to be on cool statis around this forum we need nude pics of the chick.

[Goapics1]

Yes. If you want to be on cool statis around this forum we need nude pics of the chick.

Amen. Unless she looks like this:


http://oregonstate.edu/~tellerit/Pirate4x4%20Chops/fat%20owned.jpg

[frazod]

Wow. Fraz reads Nietche. :thumb:


No, but I have seen Conan the Barbarian. :D

[frazod]

Amen. Unless she looks like this:


http://oregonstate.edu/~tellerit/Pirate4x4%20Chops/fat%20owned.jpg

Oh, I should so neg rep you for this. BASTARD! :cuss:

:Lin:

[Hoover]

Dude, you needed to giver her a ring like 2.5 years ago. You ****ed up, it sucks now you have to move on.

[Goapics1]

Oh, I should so neg rep you for this. BASTARD! :cuss:

:Lin:

I was just warning him not to post pictures if she looks like this. Trying to save us from the agony! My bad.

[cookster50]

i appreciate the advice you guys have given...i feel kinda like a dumbass right now cuz i feel like my world has come crashing down and its over....i was dead set on being with this chick for the rest of my life...everything happens for a reason i guess.

You feel like what you are....

:)

[cookster50]

Doin' their sister really pisses them off.

It worked for me.

Or her mom? Or both!!

[Frankie]

Doin' their sister really pisses them off.

It worked for me.

Mine had a brother....

Oh, never mind.
:p

[chagrin]

Mine had a brother....

Oh, never mind.
:p
:spock:

[Biohazard]

Mine had a brother....

Oh, never mind.
:p
You nasty guy!

[Prince22]

[QUOTE=Iowanian]

**no matter how hot a woman is, somewhere, some guy thinks she is an ignorant, annoying biatch



"For every hot chick there is a guy who's tired of ****ing her."

[eazyb81]

Dude, you needed to giver her a ring like 2.5 years ago. You ****ed up, it sucks now you have to move on.

yep, you can't usually date a girl for 5+ years and not make more of a commitment to her.

I say get back on the horse and go out and try to pick up chicks at least 4 nights of the week. What sucks for most guys getting out of long relationships is that they have forgotten what to do regarding flirting, asking for #s, taking them home, etc. This is a crucial time, you don't want to sit home and get on the internet, play video games, and watch crappy tv shows, all the while getting more depressed. I would suggest you check on this website, www.sosuave.com (http://www.sosuave.com), it can be a little cheesy sometimes but it has some excellent advice. Good luck!

[keg in kc]

It may hurt now but you'll thank her eventually. You're too young to be worrying about this shit anyway. I don't know if what you're looking for is a long term relationship, but my advice would be to wait until sometime closer to (or preferably after) 30. Very few people these days, male or female, are mature enough before then for something real and lasting. Date for a few months, sure, but don't let yourself get trapped into thinking you have to find something for the rest of your life a.s.a.p. Not yet. And there's nothing wrong with being single, either.

And if you want to post on the 'net or play video games, it's fine. Different people deal in different ways. Just do what's right for you. The only thing I'd suggest that you don't do is start looking for your next girlfriend right now. Looking for some trim is one thing, but looking for a partner right now is just asking for trouble.

[Brando]

Dude, sorry to hear about your situation. I just took it in the @ss myself. Everyone is going to tell you to move on, and you'll hear it but not really appreciate it for a while.
It's been a few months for me and my life is a whole lot better without the whore in it anymore. It will take time to get there, but for the time being be patient and look for another piece of @ss to smoke. There's no tonic like a new piece.

[Frankie]

Dude, sorry to hear about your situation. I just took it in the @ss myself. Everyone is going to tell you to move on, and you'll hear it but not really appreciate it for a while.
It's been a few months for me and my life is a whole lot better without the whore in it anymore. It will take time to get there, but for the time being be patient and look for another piece of @ss to smoke. There's no tonic like a new piece.

Good boy! :thumb:

[MOhillbilly]

bunch of whiped mother****ers on here.

[chagrin]

"I just took it in the @ss myself"

uhh... :shake:

[bogie]

Focus on this. She moved in with another guy immediately and lied to you. You need to be pissed off. Don't focus on all the good times you had and the future you were hoping for. That makes you miss her. Again, get pissed off. The sooner that happens, the sooner you'll be able to handle it.

[cookster50]

I just took it in the @ss myself.

Was gochiefs at your house?

[MOhillbilly]

get them before they get you.
i did. Now she sending me halfass "im sorry" emails and you deserved better and if you wanna watch a movie and i thought you valued our friendship more than this.
ROFLROFL
i cant run fast enough from this blackwidow.

[ENDelt260]

get them before they get you.
i did. Now she sending me halfass "im sorry" emails and you deserved better and if you wanna watch a movie and i thought you valued our friendship more than this.
ROFLROFL
i cant run fast enough from this blackwidow.
So, are you back to drinkin' whiskey again?

[MOhillbilly]

Focus on this. She moved in with another guy immediately and lied to you. You need to be pissed off. Don't focus on all the good times you had and the future you were hoping for. That makes you miss her. Again, get pissed off. The sooner that happens, the sooner you'll be able to handle it.

yep.Go atomic bonkers.

[MOhillbilly]

So, are you back to drinkin' whiskey again?

no, i havent had but 4-5 beers since.
i stay away from the hard stuff now, even though i like a good whiskey drunk.(though noone likes me on it...except from a distance)
sides ive got to much going on to be hung over or plowed.
if something were to go wrong id wanna be able to handle it, w/a clear mind.

(i wont go into it but you can imagine)

[ENDelt260]

You're but half the man you used to be.

[MOhillbilly]

You're but half the man you used to be.

shit man im feelin fu(kin stong these days.
Already got a hookup and going to the lake w/ her over the weekend.

[MOhillbilly]

one i got this morning......enjoyROFL

>ok.
>i reealized that i still had somethings to say about a decision that you made that had an effect on 3 people. so i want to get this off my chest.
>first..um..the e-mail about ........... wasn't meant to be mean...but you have become her positive male...and so its better to not have her expecting you to fill that void in her life as soon as possible. no talking alot to her if ........... come by. don't encourage her to visit you....don't play if you happen to come here, etc.
>
>second...i've been praying alot about all this and i think you were right about me taking all my anger out on you. yes i know crowds are clapping, and bells are ringing since i'm admitting you were right, but i'm sorry for that. you deserved better.
>
>third...this is the get off the chest part.
>i'm so sad and confused, and pissed that you bummed out on me this close to the end. you build up my confidence , just to get all weak on me now. i also can't believe you don't value our friendship enough to hang on to that. we had alot of fun as friends. first i thought maybe you didnt want to have to buy any presents for our anniversary of dating or my birthday so you decided to end it...but that seemed pretty silly....anyway....i guess like you said we all have our weak points....i guess you reached yours.
>so there....you know i do feel better.
>heres what we'll do....since you know i'm terribly immature and love silly codes and stuff.....
>if you ever get lonely and want a person whos so intelligent and super funny (smile)....you can call or e-mail me these words..........
>i like cake too.
>and i'll know you just want to see amovie or hang out and laugh.
>so...um......i really feel good knowing that your sleeping better and your tummys all cleared up without the weight of our relationship stressing you out.
>i'll sleep good knowing that your happy again.....remember i always wanted that....from the get go..with me or without me.
>thanks for listening.........
>bye ...........................
>pleasent days until you feel like me hanging around smoking your cigerettes.
>

[ENDelt260]

ROFL "I like cake, too!"

[MOhillbilly]

ROFL "I like cake, too!"


its what i told her the 1st time she said she loved me.ROFL
her-i love you
me- i like cake

[DeepSouth]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we'd decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was my fiancé's younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me and I
enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. I didn't notice her doing this near anyone else.

One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me - just once - before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking directly toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!" So, the moral of the story
is...

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Bwana]

one i got this morning......enjoyROFL

Three words: Block email address.

[C-Mac]

i appreciate the advice you guys have given...i feel kinda like a dumbass right now cuz i feel like my world has come crashing down and its over....i was dead set on being with this chick for the rest of my life...everything happens for a reason i guess.

Tveezy,
Well, I will give you that there is a reason things happen and the reason is "her and the other guy". Other wise you tell me the reason a bus load of kids have to drown, or innocent people killed by drunk drivers.
Your life is not pre-determined, so take control of it and make out of it what you can. Unfortunatley it could take a while to get over all the feelings for her. On the average I would say it takes about as long as the relationship was to complete the circle. That being said, there are a lot of fish in the sea and when a new great catch comes along it will expedite the healing. Just have to be careful not to be comparing that someone new to your ex. Dont spill your guts to much either, just emphasize that your ex was dishonest and thats a quality you very much dislike, otherwise you will just be re-living it all over again.
Try to stay occupied and be prepared that she probably will have regrets and want to get back with you. You may have to make a very difficult decision. Although its not easy, its always best to follow your head and not your heart. Think about the pain she caused first and ask yourself if your ready to endure it again with her. When you get to missing her, think of the betrayal, before you think of the good stuff you miss.
If this dont work.....then go buy a gallon of Jose Quervo, a copy of Barry Mantilow's Greatest hits and a hand mop to wipe up your sorry butt.
:D

[Bwana]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we'd decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was my fiancé's younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me and I
enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. I didn't notice her doing this near anyone else.

One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me - just once - before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking directly toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!" So, the moral of the story
is...

Always keep your condoms in your car.

ROFL

[MOhillbilly]

Three words: Block email address.

i want to see her squirm.
besides im never going to mail her back.

[ENDelt260]

Other wise you tell me the reason a bus load of kids have to drown, or innocent people killed by drunk drivers.

Population control.

The Earth's resources are finite, after all.

[Simplex3]

It will take time to get there, but for the time being be patient and look for another piece of @ss to smoke. There's no tonic like a new piece.
Now we're recommending he becomes the BBQ version of Jeffrey Dahmer? :shrug:

[Simplex3]

Population control.

The Earth's resources are finite, after all.
I couldn't have said it any more tactless myself. :)

[Frankie]

Good boy! :thumb:

Let me qualify that. My approval of brando's post is with taking his last two sentences generically and not literally. While the concept of miss Right making you forget about the old girl is correct and encouraging, a casual relationship with any girl should be her idea too. Not just yours. You cannot set out to use the next girl as a "piece of @ss" (just because you are angry at the last one) unless she gives you clear indication that that's no more than what she wants. After all, this entire thread is due to the fact that some chick used you as a "piece of meat" and discarded you.

[ENDelt260]

Let me qualify that. My approval of brando's post is with taking his last two sentences generically and not literally. While the concept of miss Right making you forget about the old girl is correct and encouraging, a casual relationship with any girl should be her idea too. Not just yours. You cannot set out to use the next girl as a "piece of @ss" (just because you are angry at the last one) unless she gives you clear indication that that's no more than what she wants. After all, this entire thread is due to the fact that some chick used you as a "piece of meat" and discarded you.


If some gal goes home with you from the bar the night she meets you and f*cks you, and she wanted "something more", she needs to rethink her strategy.

[Nzoner]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we'd decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was my fiancé's younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down near me and I
enjoyed many pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. I didn't notice her doing this near anyone else.

One day the sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me - just once - before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking directly toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!" So, the moral of the story
is...

Always keep your condoms in your car.


Ha! :thumb:

[Frankie]

If some gal goes home with you from the bar the night she meets you and f*cks you, and she wanted "something more", she needs to rethink her strategy.
True.

[Simplex3]

If some gal goes home with you from the bar the night she meets you and f*cks you, and she wanted "something more", she needs to rethink her strategy.
She's f**king random guys the night she meets them and you give a s**t what her reasoning is?

[vailpass]

Buck her in the futt.

[MOhillbilly]

i almost forgot

stab her and cut her head off.

[ChiefsOne]

MOhillbilly i cant run fast enough from this blackwidow.

Is this the same chick you dumped on Valentine's Day? Or have you gone through another already!?

[MOhillbilly]

MOhillbilly

Is this the same chick you dumped on Valentine's Day? Or have you gone through another already!?

same one. I wont take her toxic ass back this time.

[Brando]

Just remember that they are all whores. Some are just born again.

[Bwana]

same one. I wont take her toxic ass back this time.

That sounds like a wise choice.

[ENDelt260]

She's f**king random guys the night she meets them and you give a s**t what her reasoning is?
No. That was supposed to be my point.

[MOhillbilly]

That sounds like a wise choice.


A mans gotta know his limits.

[Nightfyre]

Back to the revenge topic... I am so spiteful right now, because I pretty much just got used by a girl. Worse, it's my own fault. What am I gonna do? Just be friends I guess... Though I am thinking about saying...
"I'm not the one oblivious to what I am risking. Have a nice night, and don't think about it too hard, you might change your mind."

[ENDelt260]

I pretty much just got used by a girl.

Congratulations.

[Nightfyre]

Congratulations.
I should start a CP club...

[keg in kc]

Congratulations.I was gonna go with 'hey, can I get her number?' but congratulations works too.

[Nightfyre]

I was gonna go with 'hey, can I get her number?' but congratulations works too.
And by used I mean in a VERY limited fashion...

[ENDelt260]

And by used I mean in a VERY limited fashion...
Shitty.

[Nightfyre]

Shitty.
Now you see what I mean.

[Skip Towne]

same one. I wont take her toxic ass back this time.
Is this the same one you "captured" from your best friend?

[Brando]

Is this the same one you "captured" from your best friend?
Aww man..was the line, "squeal like a pig!" involved?

[Nightfyre]

Aww man..was the line, "squeal like a pig!" involved?
I hope they at least greased her first! Its always more entertaining that way.

[Brando]

I hope they at least greased her first! Its always more entertaining that way.
The best part is you kill two birds with one stone, sex at night, bacon in the morning.

[KCWolfman]

That's almost TOO cold blooded. ROFL
No, it was very effective.

[Fairplay]

You gotta love a thread like this. Posters flock to it like sharks to an open wound.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

You gotta love a thread like this. Posters flock to it like sharks to an open wound.

Yeah, it's almost like "I think people are having sex in my house..."

[Phobia]

Yeah, it's almost like "I think people are having sex in my house..."

Believe it or not, we had entertaining beatdown threads LONG before your arrival. This is usually not about you, no matter how much you want it to be....