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oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 05:13 AM
Mine are in no order

Moulin Rouge!
House of 1000 Corpses
The Hours
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Friday night lights

Son of Logical
06-15-2005, 05:19 AM
The Crow 2
Open water
The Lady Killers
Batman 4
The Jacket

Saggysack
06-15-2005, 05:31 AM
Hellraiser 2: Hellbound
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
Masters of the Universe
Tank Girl
Cheech and Chong's: The Corsican Brothers

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 05:40 AM
Hellraiser 2: Hellbound
Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
Masters of the Universe
Tank Girl
Cheech and Chong's: The Corsican Brothers



Tank Girl What an absolutely inane and vapid movie.

ExtremeChief
06-15-2005, 06:12 AM
Vanilla Sky
Titanic
Dude, Where's My Car
Congo
House

Gaz
06-15-2005, 06:40 AM
“Donnie Darko”
“The Thin Red Line”
“The Phantom Menace”
“Signs”
“Red Planet”

xoxo~
Gaz
Never understood the Darko Love on the BB.

DaKCMan AP
06-15-2005, 06:41 AM
The Blair Witch Project
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Wild Wild West
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Final Cut

Gaz
06-15-2005, 06:50 AM
I fully sympathize with folks who list “The Blair Witch Project.” It was an annoying movie, populated by annoying people that I did not give a crap about. The herky-jerky camera was irritating and I almost turned it off, which very seldom happens [with the exception of those awful “Sci Fi Original” things].

But the last three minutes of “The Blair Witch Project” provided the best movie scare I ever had.

95% drek, but 5% pure gold.

xoxo~
Gaz
Firmly convinced that he is way below 75% drek.

Braincase
06-15-2005, 06:51 AM
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video
Tai Pan
Beaches
Faces of Death (Any)
What the !*%&$ Do We Know

Amnorix
06-15-2005, 06:53 AM
1. Bridges of Madison County (date flick)

2. Dungeons & Dragons

3. Masters of the Universe

4. The Conqueror (I think that's the name of that John Wayne as Genghis Khan flick)

5. Highlander II

Baby Lee
06-15-2005, 06:59 AM
Bonfire of the Vanities
The Crow 2
What the !*%&$ Do We Know
Tango and Cash
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Otter
06-15-2005, 07:06 AM
1. Artificial Intelligence
2. Donnie Darko
3. Hackers
4. Pearl Harbor (the Ben Affleck version)
5. Titanic

Artificial Intelligence is heads and tails above any other movie in this catagory however. Spielberg deserves to have his toenails pulled out with pliers for making that abortion.

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 07:06 AM
The Master of Disguise
My Neighbor Totoro
Project A-Ko
American Psycho 2
Vulgar

Malcor
06-15-2005, 07:11 AM
Battlefield Earth
Village of the Damned
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe <- In school, no less ~shudder~
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
*cough*AllDogsGoToHeaven2*cough*

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 07:13 AM
Battlefield Earth
Village of the Damned
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe <- In school, no less ~shudder~
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
*cough*AllDogsGoToHeaven2*cough*


Hateing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is unamerican

Malcor
06-15-2005, 07:16 AM
Sorry, guess I've not taken enough drugs in my life to make that...thing...watchable. ;)

Nzoner
06-15-2005, 07:33 AM
1.Artificial Intelligence
2.Hedwig & The Angry Inch
3.Bed Of Roses
4.Signs

5.Pretty much any romantic comedy the mrs has drug me to over the years.

KCFalcon59
06-15-2005, 07:34 AM
Vanilla Sky
Snake Eyes
The Phantom Menace
Every movie with Steven Seagal
Armageddon

siberian khatru
06-15-2005, 07:41 AM
Out of Bounds (80s Anthony Michael Hall action flick)
Missing in Action III
Jaws 3-D
Lethal Weapon 4
Megaforce (twice, at that; story's been posted on the Planet)

chagrin
06-15-2005, 07:42 AM
Donnie Darko
fear dot com
Star Trek
The Pledge
About Last Night

wutamess
06-15-2005, 08:25 AM
Wide Eyes Shut
Team America
Gang of Roses
Be Cool
Once Upon a Time in the West.

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
06-15-2005, 08:31 AM
Blair Witch Project
Loser
Envy
Napoleon Dynamite (DUMBEST FRIGGIN MOVIE EVER)
The Cat in the Hat

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 08:33 AM
Napoleon Dynamite (DUMBEST FRIGGIN MOVIE EVER)

Like anyone can even know that...

homey
06-15-2005, 08:42 AM
Napoleon Dynamite
Mulholland Drive
Coffee and Cigarettes

HemiEd
06-15-2005, 08:46 AM
I have a tendency to forget Movie names, especially bad ones. One I was disgusted with and will never forget: Matrix revisited or something like that. :mad:

jspchief
06-15-2005, 08:46 AM
1. How to Deal (Mandy Moore chick flick)
2. The Crying Game
3. Pearl Harbor
4. Charlie's Angels (making a sequel is beyond my comprehension)
5. Dude, Where's My Car

trndobrd
06-15-2005, 08:51 AM
The Thin Red Line (like burning to death, only slower and more painful)

The Crow 2 (should have never been made)

Natural Born Killers (only movie to cause me to go in the bathroom and vomit)

Pearl Harbor (it did inspire a song on the Team America soundtrack though)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (films with form Monty Python members CAN suck)

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-15-2005, 08:53 AM
Meatballs 2... after the first was such a classic
Caddyshack 2... ditto
Good Will Hunting... although I couldn't watch it all
Moulan Rouge... ditto
Cats and Dogs...an insult to kids movies

bobbything
06-15-2005, 08:55 AM
I can't believe I'm seeing so much Donnie Darko hatred. I loved that movie. Anyway...

Boxing Helena
Meet the Fockers
I (heart) Huckabees
Teenage Caveman
Young Einstein

redhed
06-15-2005, 08:58 AM
Quick and dirty..

Hudson Hawk
Unbreakable
The Italian Job
Austin Powers III
Star Wars I

There are just so many...

jspchief
06-15-2005, 09:00 AM
Meatballs 2... after the first was such a classic
Caddyshack 2... ditto
Good Will Hunting... although I couldn't watch it all
Moulan Rouge... ditto
Cats and Dogs...an insult to kids moviesGood Will Hunting? What the hell is wrong with you?

jspchief
06-15-2005, 09:02 AM
I would also add any movie with Brendan Frasier, except the one where he's a jewish kid in an anti-semitic prep school.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-15-2005, 09:04 AM
Good Will Hunting? What the hell is wrong with you?
I knew that wouldn't take long. I just thought it sucked. Really sucked. Sorry.

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 09:04 AM
I would also add any movie with Brendan Frasier, except the one where he's a jewish kid in an anti-semitic prep school.
Oh come on..don't hate on ENCINO man. Weezin da juice..aooowooweeeeeeeeee!

shakesthecat
06-15-2005, 09:07 AM
Oceans 12
Das Boot
Pearl Harbor

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-15-2005, 09:09 AM
I would also add any movie with Brendan Frasier, except the one where he's a jewish kid in an anti-semitic prep school.
I'd have to agree with that.

brorth
06-15-2005, 09:09 AM
The Grifters
Black Dog
The Village
Knockaround Guys
Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man

jspchief
06-15-2005, 09:17 AM
Oh come on..don't hate on ENCINO man. Weezin da juice..aooowooweeeeeeeeee!Could that guy possibly make worse career choices?

Encino Man
George of the Jungle
Dudley Do Right
Monkeybone
Blast from the Past
Bedazzled
The Mummy (made money, but horrible movie)
that Looney Tunes movie

Ugh. I'm sure there's more. This guy should fire his agent.

Sydd
06-15-2005, 09:26 AM
Anything with Pauly Shore.
Trainspotting
Mission to Mars
Gigli - or however the hell you spell that. Wife wanted to watch it... I felt sick the movie was so bad.
Bubble Boy - Don't ask.

cookster50
06-15-2005, 09:30 AM
Blair Witch 2
Napolean Dynamite
House of the Dead
Freddy Got Fingered
Garden State

milkman
06-15-2005, 09:31 AM
The Blair Witch Project
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Wild Wild West
Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Final Cut

The series with Robert Conrad was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid.
When I heard there was going to be a movie, I thought "YEAH!".

Then I heard that Will Smith was playing James West, and I thought "WTF?"

I've never seen the movie, except for a couple of minutes here and there, and they looked terrible.

This would rate among the top 5 movies that I'm prtty sure I'm glad I never saw.

nmt1
06-15-2005, 09:35 AM
I can only think of three right now:

Rattle & Hum -What a horrid pile of dung.
The second Matrix - Major disappointment after the first movie.
Caddyshack 2 - What were they thinking?

Dallas Chief
06-15-2005, 09:36 AM
Here' mine...
Day After Tomorrow
Dude Where's My Car?
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Rocky V
Speed II

I can't believe all of the Donnie Darko hating going on...

Brock
06-15-2005, 09:39 AM
White Noise
The Village
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

siberian khatru
06-15-2005, 09:40 AM
Yeah, Wild Wild West was godawful. Should've put that one on the list.

Also the George Clooney Batman movie. I've tried 3 times to watch it and can't get through it.

Oh, and the Avengers movie with Connery, Thurman and Fiennes, too. Couldn't sit through that one either.

Amnorix
06-15-2005, 09:44 AM
Oceans 12
Das Boot
Pearl Harbor


Das Boot? :eek: :spock:

Even my wife liked it, and she dislikes war movies as a general rule.

the book Iron Coffins is even better.

gblowfish
06-15-2005, 09:46 AM
G.I. Jane
Annie (The Musical)
Anything with Vanessa Redgrave
Anything with Steven Segal
Space Jam (Bugs Bunny Sells Out)

Otter
06-15-2005, 09:55 AM
Good Will Hunting? What the hell is wrong with you?

What he said.

shakesthecat
06-15-2005, 09:56 AM
Das Boot? :eek: :spock:

Even my wife liked it, and she dislikes war movies as a general rule.

the book Iron Coffins is even better.

I really thought I'd enjoy it based on reviews and word of mouth, but it took me 3 days to finish watching it because I kept falling asleep.

Most boring movie I've ever seen. Your mileage may vary.

Amnorix
06-15-2005, 09:57 AM
I really thought I'd enjoy it based on reviews and word of mouth, but it took me 3 days to finish watching it because I kept falling asleep.

Most boring movie I've ever seen. Your mileage may vary.

Wow. You've obviously never seen Bridges of Madison County. :)

milkman
06-15-2005, 09:58 AM
Wow. You've obviously never seen Bridges of Madison County. :)

I think that means he has a unit.

Amnorix
06-15-2005, 10:01 AM
I think that means he has a unit.

Yeah, I went to see it on my first date ever with my wife. We both thought it was unbelievably boring. Even now we laugh about it.

I thought "Clint Eastwood, it can't be THAT bad". It was worse. Far, far, far worse. *shudder*

KC Dan
06-15-2005, 10:07 AM
Natural Born Killers
Caddyshack 2
Wild Wild West
Napoleon Dynamite
& the only movie that I fell asleep in the theatre watching:
Close Encounters of the Third Kind

shakesthecat
06-15-2005, 10:21 AM
Wow. You've obviously never seen Bridges of Madison County. :)

Unfortunately I have.
Though I'm sure the fact that I live about 20 minutes for where it was filmed made it easier for me to stomach.

tomahawk kid
06-15-2005, 10:40 AM
Batman Returns
I Heart Huckabees
Dude, Where's my Car?
Friday Night Lights
Blues Brothers II (another that NEVER should have been made)

Mr. Laz
06-15-2005, 10:43 AM
Jaws

saw it in a movie theater ... i was young and it just freaked me out.


sharks still give me the creeps

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 10:45 AM
So much hatred for "Dude wheres my car?" Come on..whats not to love about it? Hoo-hoo's, the contiuum transfunctioner, whose mystery is only exceeded by its power, and ostriches! "Dude, its a llama!"

wutamess
06-15-2005, 10:47 AM
"Hot chicks with boobs"

sd4chiefs
06-15-2005, 11:15 AM
Terms of Endearment :ZZZ:
Pretty Women :Lin:
Space Balls :spock:
Rocky II :deevee:
Field of Dreams :BS:

Baby Lee
06-15-2005, 11:18 AM
Terms of Endearment :ZZZ:
Call me teh ghey if you wish, but I can watch that movie every time it comes on. McMurtry is a great writer, and everyone in the film gives a career capping performance. It's probably my favorite Jack performance behind 'As Good as it Gets.' The most loveable schmucko ever put to film.

Otter
06-15-2005, 11:21 AM
Call me teh ghey if you wish, but I can watch that movie every time it comes on. McMurtry is a great writer, and everyone in the film gives a career capping performance. It's probably my favorite Jack performance behind 'As Good as it Gets.' The most loveable schmucko ever put to film.

Ghey!!! :thailor:

Baby Lee
06-15-2005, 11:22 AM
Ghey!!! :thailor:
Athronaut in this particular case. ROFL

Hoover
06-15-2005, 11:24 AM
Vanilla Sky
Phobia does Pittsburgh

Brock
06-15-2005, 11:25 AM
Call me teh ghey if you wish, but I can watch that movie every time it comes on. McMurtry is a great writer, and everyone in the film gives a career capping performance. It's probably my favorite Jack performance behind 'As Good as it Gets.' The most loveable schmucko ever put to film.

I cried when Dolly Parton died.

Baby Lee
06-15-2005, 11:30 AM
I cried when Dolly Parton died.
That was Rhinestone. ROFL

Demonpenz
06-15-2005, 11:44 AM
Dirty dancing
daredevil (Had free tickets)

Lzen
06-15-2005, 11:51 AM
Napoleon Dynamite (DUMBEST FRIGGIN MOVIE EVER)



I'm surprised it took 22 posts for this one to appear.

Lzen
06-15-2005, 11:53 AM
Good Will Hunting... although I couldn't watch it all

:spock:

I don't get this one. Any particular reason why you didn't like this movie? I thought it was great.

Bearcat
06-15-2005, 11:55 AM
Eyes Wide Shut
Biodome
Blair Witch Project
White Noise
Eyes Wide Shut

Frazod
06-15-2005, 11:55 AM
Dune
Batman & Robin
Tango & Cash
The Thin Red Line*
The Royal Tenenbaums*

* mercifully didn't watch the whole thing, but was scarred by the part I did. :#

Otter
06-15-2005, 11:58 AM
I'm surprised it took 22 posts for this one to appear.
I wanted to hate that movie 5 minutes after it started, and I did for a little while, but it kinda grew on me about 1/2 way through. I think it was a combination of his resolve and good natured niave 'way' that won me over a little bit.

I'll never spend 90 minutes of my life watching it again and it was without a doubt stupid but I didn't leave hating it like I thought I would.

Jenson71
06-15-2005, 12:00 PM
There are no movies I wish I hadn't seen. So I'll just list the 5 movies that I hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated so much.

Fight Club


Yeah, that's pretty much the only movie that left me feeling mad. Mad at how people like it so much, mad about how anti-capitalism it is, mad about how stupid the whole damn idea was.

The last movie I saw was Ladder 49 last night. It's decent until the end. It's pathetically manipulative, overdone and is filmed like a commercial. I was disgusted with the lack of creativity.

Lzen
06-15-2005, 12:01 PM
Wow, a couple people even thought Friday Night Lights was one of the 5 worst? I thought it was a pretty decent movie.

I wanted to hate that movie 5 minutes after it started, and I did for a little while, but it kinda grew on me about 1/2 way through. I think it was a combination of his resolve and good natured niave 'way' that won me over a little bit.

I'll never spend 90 minutes of my life watching it again and it was without a doubt stupid but I didn't leave hating it like I thought I would.

I could only get through about maybe a third to half of the movie. Bored out of my mind. :rolleyes:

Jenson71
06-15-2005, 12:04 PM
Once Upon a Time in the West.

My favorite western. Did you like The Good, The Bad, The Ugly? It's probably the long takes Leone is such a master of.

I'm also surprised to see The Royal Tenenbaums and Field of Dreams mentioned.

Otter
06-15-2005, 12:08 PM
There are no movies I wish I hadn't seen. So I'll just list the 5 movies that I hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated so much.

Fight Club

That's a movie that requires interpertation. If you take it literaly you'll wind up seeing only senseless violence and anti-social behavior.

The whole thing is pretty much a metaphor on men (as in guys) and their relationship with society.

BIG_DADDY
06-15-2005, 12:10 PM
There were a lot of movies I wish I had not seen but one inparticular. We were leaving the theatre one day and lil momma noticed that we could sneak into Legally Blonde II. That is the worst movie I have ever seen. I told her after that if she ever continued sitting through something that bad I would leave and she could take a cab home.

Braincase
06-15-2005, 12:13 PM
So much hatred for "Dude wheres my car?" Come on..whats not to love about it? Hoo-hoo's, the contiuum transfunctioner, whose mystery is only exceeded by its power, and ostriches! "Dude, its a llama!"

ZOLTAN!
http://home.earthlink.net/~realbadger/dudeduo.jpg

BIG_DADDY
06-15-2005, 12:14 PM
That's a movie that requires interpertation. If you take it literaly you'll wind up seeing only senseless violence and anti-social behavior.

The whole thing is pretty much a metaphor on men (as in guys) and their relationship with society.

The pussification of the American Male.

Biohazard
06-15-2005, 12:47 PM
28 days later
American Psyco
Mr. Accident
Blairwitch
Anchor man

Pitt Gorilla
06-15-2005, 12:55 PM
The Batman movie with the Governator
A Walk in the Clouds (date)
Baby's day out (date)
Summer of Sam

foxman
06-15-2005, 01:00 PM
I have 3 that havent been listed and I am very surprised. In order of suckdom are:

Alone in the Dark. (worst movie I have ever watched period)
Adaptation
Mad Max, Beyond Thunder Dome
The Cat in the Hat
Boogie Nights/Summer of Sam (they tie)

Simplex3
06-15-2005, 01:12 PM
1. Titanic - How the f**k do you win a special effects award for that movie? When the boat is sinking and it's a a 45 degree angle to the water, the ropes haning and the people falling off of the boat are falling at a 45 degree angle to the water instead of the 90 degrees gravity would enforce. Not to mention the plot sucked ass.

2. The Thin Red Line - I couldn't wait for it to end and when it finally did I couldn't figure out why.

3. Pearl Harbour - Should have been two movies. Add a little to the love story part and you have a nice chick flick, add a little to the action parts you have a nice war movie. Neither would be great, but at least you wouldn't leave about to pee your pants.

4. Field of Dreams - What do you get when you mix a dull sport with several dull actors and mix in the supernatural? A real pile of s**t movie, appearantly.

5. What about Bob? - This is the only movie EVER that I've left feeling like I wanted to kill someone. If Bill Murray had been standing outside the theater signing autographs I would have choked the life out of him. When the entire premise of your movie is to annoy the piss out of the audience you shouldn't be suprised when your audience leaves pissed.

wutamess
06-15-2005, 01:14 PM
My favorite western. Did you like The Good, The Bad, The Ugly? It's probably the long takes Leone is such a master of.

I'm also surprised to see The Royal Tenenbaums and Field of Dreams mentioned.

I haven't seen it.
People keep telling me I need to see it...
Can only stand one bad movie a year. I'll eventually get around to tGB&U but not really looking forward to it.

favorite westerns. Tombstone, Shane, loved Open Range's gunfight surround sound. The movie got going slow but when it got going, I literally thought I got shot. I kept rewinding the movie to the beginning of the gunbattle. Those sounds sounded so much like the real thing.

I think I'm going to buy it this weekend.

wutamess
06-15-2005, 01:16 PM
The Postman needs to be on the stupid movie list.
Add The Terminal also. Tom Hanks should've avoided that role at all costs.

Actually the crew should've avoided filming it.

milkman
06-15-2005, 01:25 PM
1. Titanic - How the f**k do you win a special effects award for that movie? When the boat is sinking and it's a a 45 degree angle to the water, the ropes haning and the people falling off of the boat are falling at a 45 degree angle to the water instead of the 90 degrees gravity would enforce. Not to mention the plot sucked ass.

My wife went to see this movie with a couple of her friends, and she just loved it.
So she dragged me to see it, fully aware of the fact that I had absolutely no desire to see it, and that I think Dicaprio sucks ass.

I went into predisposed to hate.
I came out hating it more than I ever expected.



4. Field of Dreams - What do you get when you mix a dull sport with... the supernatural?

The Royals winning? :hmmm:

kc rush
06-15-2005, 01:30 PM
The worst mainstream movies I've seen (off the top of my head):

Titanic - I didn't want to see it and regret the experience. Terrible story, horrible acting. DiCrapio sucks. Boobies were the only redeeming quality.

Blues Brothers 2 - I should have known better, but I loved the first movie so much I let myself get sucked in.

Armageddon - Stupid, boring, and that Aerosmith song bit.

Anything with Keanu Reeves. I learned my lesson early and have refused to see anything starting him.

John Woo's American films - Face Off, Broken Arrow, MI2, Hard Target

Saggysack
06-15-2005, 01:39 PM
I'm going to have add to my 5.

Just watched Lost in Translation. Man, what a waste of 2hrs. I wish I could have back that lost time.

keg in kc
06-15-2005, 01:42 PM
I could just name the last 5 scifi pictures saturday night premieres I've seen. It's amazing that such hideous shit comes from the same people who bring us Battlestar Galactica. Let's just hope that doesn't end up getting canned mid-run a la Farscape. I started calling it "BadB-movie channel" there for a while. It's like they think "SciFi" is synonymous with bad scripts, bad actors and crappy production value, when it really doesn't have to be.

Predarat
06-15-2005, 02:44 PM
Slap Shot 2
The last emperor
Return to Oz
Ace Ventura 2
ANY Bill Cosby Movie(Loved his TV shows, his recordings but just made terrible movies)

Lzen
06-15-2005, 03:58 PM
The Postman needs to be on the stupid movie list.
Add The Terminal also. Tom Hanks should've avoided that role at all costs.

Actually the crew should've avoided filming it.

Oh yeah, I just recently watched The Terminal. Not one of Hanks best. I could've lived the rest of my life without seeing that piece of garbage.

Dremel
06-15-2005, 04:36 PM
Godzilla vs Bambi - To short
Tenticles - Never see Monster
Children Of The Corn II - Can't compete with the original??
Spaceballs - Just plain Gay
The Grudge - Asian Puppet Faced Ghost after pretty white girl just wierd.

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 04:39 PM
Any MST3k movie, if it wasn't MSTized, would be downright unwatchable. I've actually had to turn off a few episodes of MST3K (Cave Dwellers comes to mind) because even with the robots chattering, it was still terrible.

KCChiefsMan
06-15-2005, 04:47 PM
I heart Huckabees
Drum Line (date)
Legally Blonde 2 (date)
Boogeyman

Miles
06-15-2005, 05:02 PM
I really thought I'd enjoy it based on reviews and word of mouth, but it took me 3 days to finish watching it because I kept falling asleep.

Most boring movie I've ever seen. Your mileage may vary.

Man thats one of my favorites and I think its one of the most intense movies I have seen. Long as hell but never the least bit boring.

David.
06-15-2005, 05:46 PM
haha, some of my favorite movies made lists.


anyways here's mine:


The Ring (most overrated, overacted piece of crap EVER)

The Grudge (god.....let's take a bad movie, rip it off, and make it worse)

Pearl Harbor (a soap opera, that happens to fall on one of the worst days in american history)

Battlefield Earth (haha, do I even have to explain?)

Wild, Wild, West (only redeeming part of this movie, is Salma Hayek :whackit: )

foxman
06-15-2005, 06:19 PM
Thought of another one that sucked:

Magnolia

Cochise
06-15-2005, 06:26 PM
Any MST3k movie, if it wasn't MSTized, would be downright unwatchable. I've actually had to turn off a few episodes of MST3K (Cave Dwellers comes to mind) because even with the robots chattering, it was still terrible.

The Skydivers ROFL

Frazod
06-15-2005, 06:52 PM
Another five that robbed me of life:

Once Upon a Time in America - I bought this DVD sight unseen based on numerous recommendations. I later gave it away to simply get it out of my house. What a disjointed, overraught and overall nasty pile of crap that movie was.

Moonstruck - I probably should have mentioned this in the first list. I had to be physically restrained from leaving the theater. Selfish bitch dumps boring dud for whining psycho, while dogs piss by the moonlight. That about sums it up. Yuck.

Gods and Generals - butchered the book, butchered the legacy of the infinitely better Gettysburg. About an hour of interesting battle footage buried by three hours of inane, preachy and badly acted and written dialogue. Pointless and wretched. Going back in for the second half after intermission, I felt like returning to a boring office meeting after a smoke break. Ugh.

Steel Magnolias - JUST DIE ALREADY 4321 Needless to say, I've sat through my last celluloid estrogen fest.

Pearl Harbor - throw inaccurate history and a stupid love story in a blender and hit the puree button. And the CGI was lame on top of it.

:cuss:

Elwaysux
06-15-2005, 06:53 PM
1. The Dreamcatcher. As usual, liked the book and the movie was awful.
2. Scorpion King. Had to chaperone my 13 year old.
3. Vanilla Sky. Enough said.
4. All Steven Segall movies.
5. All Keanu Reeves movies.

whoman69
06-15-2005, 06:56 PM
1. Very Bad things- by far
Moulin Rouge
Caddyshack 2
Evita
Anaconda

Actually I wish the last movie was never made because its the most played movie ever on HBO, the only place that will even show it. I've never watched the whole movie.

Frazod
06-15-2005, 06:57 PM
4. Field of Dreams - What do you get when you mix a dull sport with several dull actors and mix in the supernatural? A real pile of s**t movie, appearantly.

Heathen. :shake:

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 07:04 PM
1. Kika - Subtitled Spanish-language "art film." I swear that over half of the people in the theater committed suicide during the show just to keep from watching it to the end. Bad, bad, bad.

2. That Woody Allen movie where Sean Penn was a banjo player. Halfway through the movie, I shifted around and just started staring at the wall, which was much more interesting.

3. Something's Gotta Give, with Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton. Jack Nicholson is good enough to carry any movie except this one. During this movie, I memorized all of the ingredients and nutritional information on my package of Whoppers.

4. Kill Bill. Sorry, but it was just a bad movie. Violence for the sake of violence has no interest for me. Give me at least the semblance of a plot. Kill Bill was a major disappointment given the fact that Tarantino has also directed one of my favorite movies ever.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. The world's most boring art film. It's probably being used to torture people at Guantanamo now.

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 07:11 PM
I really thought I'd enjoy it based on reviews and word of mouth, but it took me 3 days to finish watching it because I kept falling asleep.

Most boring movie I've ever seen. Your mileage may vary.

I would agree about Das Boot. I rented it expecting something great, and instead it was like being hit with a curare blowdart. It was so boring that I actually become partially paralyzed, and it took me 20 minutes to crawl over to the VCR and hit the antidote button.

Baby Lee
06-15-2005, 08:28 PM
4. Kill Bill. Sorry, but it was just a bad movie. Violence for the sake of violence has no interest for me. Give me at least the semblance of a plot. Kill Bill was a major disappointment given the fact that Tarantino has also directed one of my favorite movies ever.
You are dead to me.

Jenson71
06-15-2005, 08:39 PM
Once Upon a Time in America - I bought this DVD sight unseen based on numerous recommendations. I later gave it away to simply get it out of my house. What a disjointed, overraught and overall nasty pile of crap that movie was.

I just watched this one (for about the fifth time) a few nights ago. It's Leone's masterpiece, imho. You say you saw the DVD so you saw the right version. How is it more disjointed than a number of films out there (like, Memento)? The mystery is built up through the flashbacks/flashforwards.

The score is top notch, acting, cinematography, story. It's one of the greatest films ever made.


Also, Magnolia is a great film. P.T. Anderson is one of the best young American directors we have. Punch Drunk Love, Boogie Nights, Magnolia. Like another Anderson, his movies always give me a more optimisitc hope for cinema's future.

Jenson71
06-15-2005, 08:43 PM
You are dead to me.

Grab a Hattori Hanzo sword. Let's take stickboy out, man.

CosmicPal
06-15-2005, 08:48 PM
Dreamcatcher and about 95% of any Stephen King movie. Maybe two movies based on King's novels are any good- The Shining and Stand By Me. That's all I can recall for now. Otherwise, the rest of his crap is well- crap.

Nearly any horror flick that comes after the original. Halloween- good. Halloween 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...etc: BAD.

Any movie that reveal the breasts of women over the age of 30. (About Schmidt)

ALL movies where they hire some unknown schmo with a broken guitar to write and sing all the lame and unlistenable songs in the movie.

Club Dread- goes down in history as the shortest time spent watching a movie- maybe 2 mins had gone by before I switched channels on this piece of crap a few days ago.

Any movie with Don Johnson in it.

Any movie with David Spade in it.

And just about every movie that has talking animals in it when it's NOT a full blown animated feature.

siberian khatru
06-15-2005, 08:55 PM
Gods and Generals - butchered the book, butchered the legacy of the infinitely better Gettysburg. About an hour of interesting battle footage buried by three hours of inane, preachy and badly acted and written dialogue. Pointless and wretched. Going back in for the second half after intermission, I felt like returning to a boring office meeting after a smoke break. Ugh.



I had such high hopes for that movie because of the book and "Gettsyburg." Uhhhhh ... nearly fell asleep halfway through, but wanted to stay awake to the end just to see Stonewall's death scene. It didn't redeem the film by any means, but I got choked up during it -- Stephen Lang was by far the best thing in that movie, and IMO he was terrific during that death scene.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 08:56 PM
Magnolia
Magnolia
Magnolia
Magnolia
Magnolia

CosmicPal
06-15-2005, 09:00 PM
Also, Magnolia is a great film. P.T. Anderson is one of the best young American directors we have. Punch Drunk Love, Boogie Nights, Magnolia. Like another Anderson, his movies always give me a more optimisitc hope for cinema's future.

I agree. Magnolia though is just one of those films- you love it OR you simply hate it. I was out one night with a handful of people who have seen the film, and our discussion went on well into the night- A few of them thought it sucked, and the remaining few thought it was great. Had it not been for the last 45 mins of that movie, I'd be close to saying it was a piece of trash as well.

Frazod
06-15-2005, 09:01 PM
Dreamcatcher and about 95% of any Stephen King movie. Maybe two movies based on King's novels are any good- The Shining and Stand By Me. That's all I can recall for now. Otherwise, the rest of his crap is well- crap.

Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
The Stand (TV miniseries)

Definitely not crap.

CosmicPal
06-15-2005, 09:03 PM
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile


Ahhhh yes- thank you. I overlooked those two. They are both excellent films. I'll change that to 60% of his films now. :D

Fairplay
06-15-2005, 09:03 PM
so many bad movies....

Like frazod said, and anyone who read Gods and Generals the book, the movie was a huge disappointment. I was sickened.

Gangs of New York was gawd awful (sorry Jenson)

Dude wheres my car (painful to watch and Aston Kutcher is the worst actor, who does he blow to be in hollywood?)

Armageddon (my basic intelligence was insulted thoroughly)

Thin Red Line (slow painful death)

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 09:05 PM
Had it not been for the last 45 mins of that movie, I'd be close to saying it was a piece of trash as well.

The last 45 minutes are what sealed it as absolute shit for me. I waited three hours for THAT? F*cking frogs fell from the sky for f*ck's sake.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 09:06 PM
Dude wheres my car (painful to watch and Aston Kutcher is the worst actor, who does he blow to be in hollywood?)

You just weren't f*cked up enough.

Fairplay
06-15-2005, 09:08 PM
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
The Stand (TV miniseries)

Definitely not crap.



When i've asked people who have read Stephen King books which one they like the best, it is The Stand they are most likely to say.
I think i had such visual thoughts of the book, i expected more from the movie. But thats what you get for reading the book beforehand.

Fairplay
06-15-2005, 09:09 PM
You just weren't f*cked up enough.



I will go to my dealer to get the proper drugs.

Frazod
06-15-2005, 09:09 PM
I just watched this one (for about the fifth time) a few nights ago. It's Leone's masterpiece, imho. You say you saw the DVD so you saw the right version. How is it more disjointed than a number of films out there (like, Memento)? The mystery is built up through the flashbacks/flashforwards.

To each his own, I guess. I absolutely hated it. I was merely annoyed with the ponderous pace and the endless panoramic shots of urban blight until DeNiro's character raped his childhood sweetheart. After that-forget it. I felt dirty just watching it.

And I can't say it was built up too much (which it was), because I would have hated it had I never heard of it before.

:Lin:

And I don't mind movies that jump back and forth in time (Highlander, Usual Suspects, Memento, etc.). But in this instance, it just added to the annoyance factor.

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 09:10 PM
Ahhhh yes- thank you. I overlooked those two. They are both excellent films. I'll change that to 60% of his films now. :D


You also forgot

The Running Man my fav Schwarzenegger movie
Misery
Sometimes They Come Back
It
Pet Sematary
Cat's Eye
Firestarter
The Dead Zone
Christine
Silver Bullet
Cujo
Dolores Claiborne
Carrie

all very good movies

Frazod
06-15-2005, 09:11 PM
When i've asked people who have read Stephen King books which one they like the best, it is The Stand they are most likely to say.
I think i had such visual thoughts of the book, i expected more from the movie. But thats what you get for reading the book beforehand.

Well, it was a network TV miniseries. It certainly would have been better on HBO, but I was pleasantly surprised with the results.

Frazod
06-15-2005, 09:12 PM
so many bad movies....

Like frazod said, and anyone who read Gods and Generals the book, the movie was a huge disappointment. I was sickened.

Gangs of New York was gawd awful (sorry Jenson)

Dude wheres my car (painful to watch and Aston Kutcher is the worst actor, who does he blow to be in hollywood?)

Armageddon (my basic intelligence was insulted thoroughly)

Thin Red Line (slow painful death)

I liked Gangs of New York enough to buy it. I guess Jenson and I agree on something. :D

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 09:13 PM
Well, it was a network TV miniseries. It certainly would have been better on HBO, but I was pleasantly surprised with the results.


I have had my fingers crossed that HBO would do a remake of the Stand for 5 years now :(

siberian khatru
06-15-2005, 09:16 PM
The last 45 minutes are what sealed it as absolute shit for me. I waited three hours for THAT? F*cking frogs fell from the sky for f*ck's sake.

I agree. It was liking reading Psicosis' "Best Joke Ever" thread.

And I like P.T. Anderson.

Frazod
06-15-2005, 09:16 PM
I have had my fingers crossed that HBO would do a remake of the Stand for 5 years now :(
What I'd really like to see is HBO do Dune as a miniseries (with Peter Jackson directing - that would ROCK). The 1984 movie was a disgraceful abomination, and the Sci-Fi Channel miniseries and its shoestring budget and sound stage desert wasn't much better.

CosmicPal
06-15-2005, 09:19 PM
You also forgot

Misery


Not bad, not great

Sometimes They Come Back

Can't say I've ever seen it...

It

Horrible movie

Pet Sematary

Even worse

Cat's Eye

One or two of the stories not so bad, the others- unwatchable

Firestarter

Dumb movie

The Dead Zone

Too long and boring

Christine
Silver Bullet
Cujo


all very crappy movies

Otter
06-15-2005, 09:20 PM
1. Kika - Subtitled Spanish-language "art film." I swear that over half of the people in the theater committed suicide during the show just to keep from watching it to the end. Bad, bad, bad.

2. That Woody Allen movie where Sean Penn was a banjo player. Halfway through the movie, I shifted around and just started staring at the wall, which was much more interesting.

3. Something's Gotta Give, with Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton. Jack Nicholson is good enough to carry any movie except this one. During this movie, I memorized all of the ingredients and nutritional information on my package of Whoppers.

4. Kill Bill. Sorry, but it was just a bad movie. Violence for the sake of violence has no interest for me. Give me at least the semblance of a plot. Kill Bill was a major disappointment given the fact that Tarantino has also directed one of my favorite movies ever.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover. The world's most boring art film. It's probably being used to torture people at Guantanamo now.

If you found Kill Bill over-hyped don't watch "Ray" with any different expectations.

A blind man from the ghetto learns how to play the piano and become an icon in society and the movie revolves around him getting laid and doing drugs.

Utter trash.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 09:21 PM
Ooh, I thought of another one. "Coffee and Cigarettes"

It had its moments, but for the most part I found myself contemplating suicide. The only reason I stayed until the end was because I wanted to see the Bill Murray/RZA/GZA scene.

old_geezer
06-15-2005, 09:25 PM
I'll jump in with a movie that the entire planet seems to like (except me).

Team America - puppets being absolutely boring. I tried to watch it 3 times and never finished the damn thing. I can truthfully say I never even smiled while I was watching that festering pile of Raiders

Also, ANY movie with Ben Afleck in a major role. After watching Paycheck (the final straw) I swore I would never watch a movie with him in it again.

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 09:30 PM
What I'd really like to see is HBO do Dune as a miniseries (with Peter Jackson directing - that would ROCK). The 1984 movie was a disgraceful abomination, and the Sci-Fi Channel miniseries and its shoestring budget and sound stage desert wasn't much better.


i have hated the Dune series since Sci fi did that "Children of Dune" movie!

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 09:31 PM
I'll jump in with a movie that the entire planet seems to like (except me).

Team America - puppets being absolutely boring. I tried to watch it 3 times and never finished the damn thing. I can truthfully say I never even smiled while I was watching that festering pile of Raiders

Also, ANY movie with Ben Afleck in a major role. After watching Paycheck (the final straw) I swore I would never watch a movie with him in it again.


Shut your mouth Dogma was azsome!

oaklandhater
06-15-2005, 09:37 PM
5 more movies i cant Stand

1. Jackie Brown: So bad that even Tarantino had to go into hiding for a few years after this. I rememer the theater crowd groaning when "Didn't I Blow Your Mind this time" was played for the 1,000th time.

2. Battlefield Earth: I can sit thru artsy and silent movies, even Fantasia without falling asleep. This one knocked me out TWICE.

3. Swimfan: Figures The NY METS would get mentioned in this crappy movie. The POV shots of her going loony are laughably bad.

4. Sparkle: Early Philip Michael Thomas (yep, from Miami Vice) effort. Ain't nuthin goin on but the clock ticking...but barely.

5. The Sixth Sense: You must be brain-dead if you couldn't figure out why nobody was talking TO Bruce Willis for an hour and a half; yet people loved this dreck (and I'll add ANY of M. Night Shamalamdingdong's boring ass movies).

Otter
06-15-2005, 09:47 PM
The pussification of the American Male.

Score another one for BD.

Miles
06-15-2005, 10:53 PM
Pearl Harbor

Breathless - Probably the biggest disappointment of any movie I have seen. Was expecting to see a great movie and it turned out to be brutal.

The Crow 2 - The first one was great but the second one was a total piece of shit.

Titanic

Van Helsing

Rudy lost the toss
06-15-2005, 11:04 PM
Son of the Mask
The Fifth Element
Terror Toons
Frogs
Dune

Rausch
06-15-2005, 11:06 PM
Focking Horrid Picture Show (RHPS.)

Bad Taste (the director of the LOTR series first movie.)

Lost Highway (and I'm a big Twin Peaks fan.)

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (I have no idea what I was thinking.)

Uncle Sam (not a B, but a D horror movie. The "Pam Anderson Bangs Hairband Has-beens" series had better cinematography and writing.)

wutamess
06-15-2005, 11:12 PM
I'll jump in with a movie that the entire planet seems to like (except me).

Team America - puppets being absolutely boring. I tried to watch it 3 times and never finished the damn thing. I can truthfully say I never even smiled while I was watching that festering pile of Raiders

Also, ANY movie with Ben Afleck in a major role. After watching Paycheck (the final straw) I swore I would never watch a movie with him in it again.


Wide Eyes Shut
Team America
Gang of Roses
Be Cool
Once Upon a Time in the West.

I was exactly like you... still can't even start to watch the last half of the movie as it was just plain out BORING.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 11:17 PM
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (I have no idea what I was thinking.)

If I rented that, my guess I would be thinking, "Hey, I've got an ounce of weed at home..."

KC Jones
06-15-2005, 11:20 PM
Blue Velvet
8mm
Seven
Natural Born Killer


I haven't yet remembered a 5th. I can stand bad movies - they're just boring. It's the movies that are trully disturbing, that make me want to scrub my subconscious out with bleach and a brillo pad that I regret having seen. Blue Velvet wasn't as bad in that sense as the others, but I'm a big Isabella Rosselini fan and I'll never get that "mommy" scene out of my head.

:shake:

Rausch
06-15-2005, 11:22 PM
If I rented that, my guess I would be thinking, "Hey, I've got an ounce of weed at home..."

No, this would have been after I hung out with a hooker in Atlanta for 5 hours...I was stupid drunk and it was like 1 AM or something.

(And no, I didn't pay her and there was no touchy-feely. She told me she was a prostitute and I responded with "Niiiiiiice. I'm starving. Buy you dinner if you tell me the most ****ed up shat you've ever done or heard of...")

wutamess
06-15-2005, 11:24 PM
Blue Velvet
8mm
Seven
Natural Born Killer


I haven't yet remembered a 5th. I can stand bad movies - they're just boring. It's the movies that are trully disturbing, that make me want to scrub my subconscious out with bleach and a brillo pad that I regret having seen. Blue Velvet wasn't as bad in that sense as the others, but I'm a big Isabella Rosselini fan and I'll never get that "mommy" scene out of my head.

:shake:

DID HE JUST SAY SE7EN?
That movie is a classic.

KC Jones
06-15-2005, 11:29 PM
That movie is a classic.

Well, it's a classic I honestly wish I had never seen. Maybe I took the question too literally. I thought it was about what movies you wish you had never seen, rather than what you think are the 5 worst movies of all time. That's a very different list for me.

Rausch
06-15-2005, 11:30 PM
DID HE JUST SAY SE7EN?
That movie is a classic.

It's being taken care of.

Right now, four teenagers are cruising around his house blasting gangsta' rap at earsplitting levels... :)

Frazod
06-15-2005, 11:33 PM
Dead on with Natural Born Killers, though. That movie was a wretched assault on the senses. Fully announced that Oliver Stone had completely lost his mind.

Has one man ever milked the success of a single good movie (Platoon) into so much shit? He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a movie set at this point. :shake:

Simplex3
06-15-2005, 11:40 PM
Gone in Sixty Seconds was pretty worthless now that I think about it.

An Officer and a Gentleman. Or any other movie with that worthless felcher Gere in it. Oh yeah, First Knight. God, what an abomination THAT was. He single handedly took a movie that could have been at least entertaining and turned it to steaming dung.

Jerry Maguire. Show you the money, you had the bitch at hello. I get it. Now shut the f**k up. How do you screw up a football movie that bad?

Miles
06-15-2005, 11:45 PM
Dead on with Natural Born Killers, though. That movie was a wretched assault on the senses. Fully announced that Oliver Stone had completely lost his mind.

Has one man ever milked the success of a single good movie (Platoon) into so much shit? He shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a movie set at this point. :shake:

I liked Salvador and Walstreet which where both made around the same time as Platoon. But yeah after that were mostly a collection of train wrecks.

I was just looking on IMDB and he is making a new one about police corruption staring the always great Keanu Reeves. Cant fu*kin wait :rolleyes:

Simplex3
06-15-2005, 11:45 PM
http://www.rinkworks.com/badmovie/

Jack Frost

SHOWGIRLS - That one was so bad I'd forgotten about it. Even titties couldn't save it.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 11:46 PM
Jerry Maguire. Show you the money, you had the bitch at hello. I get it. Now shut the f**k up. How do you screw up a football movie that bad?

I dunno... but, I'm glad I've never seen it.

Hell, for years I had no clue that the scene from Half Baked where Jim Bruer gets fired from the record store was a parody of a Jerry Maguire scene.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 11:47 PM
http://www.rinkworks.com/badmovie/

Jack Frost

SHOWGIRLS - That one was so bad I'd forgotten about it. Even titties couldn't save it.
WHICH Jack Frost?

The low budget horror flick, or the shitbag Disney kid's movie?

Miles
06-15-2005, 11:49 PM
\Jerry Maguire. Show you the money, you had the bitch at hello. I get it. Now shut the f**k up. How do you screw up a football movie that bad?

Probably has something to do with it being a total chick flick that has some sports thrown in.

Rausch
06-15-2005, 11:49 PM
WHICH Jack Frost?

The low budget horror flick, or the shitbag Disney kid's movie?

I couldn't tell the difference...

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 11:50 PM
I couldn't tell the difference...
IIRC, the horror movie has some titties in it.

Plus a bathtub scene with a missing carrot...

It's a terrible movie, but I'm not sorry I saw it. It's so bad it's funny.

Simplex3
06-15-2005, 11:51 PM
WHICH Jack Frost?

The low budget horror flick, or the shitbag Disney kid's movie?
I was referring to the Disney one.

Miles
06-15-2005, 11:52 PM
IIRC, the horror movie has some titties in it.

Plus a bathtub scene with a missing carrot...

It's a terrible movie, but I'm not sorry I saw it. It's so bad it's funny.

I caught it on cable a long time ago and seem to remember Shannon Elizabeth's character geting raped by the snowman.

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 11:53 PM
I caught it on cable a long time ago and seem to remember Shannon Elizabeth's character geting raped by the snowman.
Shannon Elizabeth was in that flick?

Wait... have we had this conversation before?

Frazod
06-15-2005, 11:55 PM
I liked Salvador and Walstreet which where both made around the same time as Platoon. But yeah after that were mostly a collection of train wrecks.

I was just looking on IMDB and he is making a new one about police corruption staring the always great Keanu Reeves. Cant fu*kin wait :rolleyes:

Forgot about Wall Street - that was a good flick. My bad.

Never saw Salvador.

Der Flöprer
06-15-2005, 11:55 PM
Dude Where's my Car?
The Blair Witch Project
Ishtar
The Master of Disguise
Cast Away

ENDelt260
06-15-2005, 11:56 PM
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Jenson71
06-15-2005, 11:56 PM
Forgot about Wall Street - that was a good flick. My bad.

Never saw Salvador.

JFK?

Miles
06-15-2005, 11:57 PM
Shannon Elizabeth was in that flick?

Wait... have we had this conversation before?

Hell if I know. Yeah she was definitly in it, but im not sure if it was her that got pounded by the snowman.

Miles
06-15-2005, 11:57 PM
Well, that answers it.

Frazod
06-15-2005, 11:58 PM
What was the one where Michael Keaton was reincarnated as a snowman?

Never saw it. The commercials were bad enough. :spock:

ENDelt260
06-16-2005, 12:00 AM
Man, people on the Internet love this movie...

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KIDS! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?</b></font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><br>
</font><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size="6" color="#00E2FB"><b>

IT'S HAPPY FUN<br>
SNOWMAN RAPE TIME!</b></font></p>

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jack-frost/part1/25.gif

ENDelt260
06-16-2005, 12:01 AM
What was the one where Michael Keaton was reincarnated as a snowman?

Jack Frost

But, not the cool Jack Frost.

Reaper16
06-16-2005, 12:06 AM
There are many obvious terrible movies. I will list but one that I truely regret watching.

Naploeon Dynamite.

Never have I been as dissapointed with a film, and my expectations were low coming into it. I found it many more times annoying than it was funny, only audibly laughing 3 times, two of which were becasue of the amazing Diedrich Bader. There is absolutley nothing rewarding in the film.

|Zach|
06-16-2005, 12:07 AM
Jerry Maguire. Show you the money, you had the bitch at hello. I get it. Now shut the f**k up. How do you screw up a football movie that bad?Well your first problem was thinking it was a football movie.

Simplex3
06-16-2005, 12:09 AM
Well your first problem was thinking it was a football movie.
I'll rephrase: A move WITH football in it...

Simplex3
06-16-2005, 12:16 AM
Rollerball.

What was the Bond flick where I was supposed to buy Denise Richards as a nuclear physisist? That one ranks up there.

ENDelt260
06-16-2005, 12:24 AM
There are many obvious terrible movies. I will list but one that I truely regret watching.

Naploeon Dynamite.

Never have I been as dissapointed with a film, and my expectations were low coming into it. I found it many more times annoying than it was funny, only audibly laughing 3 times, two of which were becasue of the amazing Diedrich Bader. There is absolutley nothing rewarding in the film.

I don't regret watching it much because I fell asleep not long into it, so I didn't waste much time on it.

I did have high hopes for it. I was expecting it to be hilarious. Fact is, I was stoned and still didn't laugh.

That's a bad sign, kids.

AZORChiefFan
06-16-2005, 12:31 AM
Cabin Boy I really wanted to like this movie
Doom Generation - tried to hard to be 'different or cutting edge'
Clifford - Martin Short playing a 10 year old. Look just cause he looks like a 10 year old doesn't mean he can act like one.
Dark City - Maybe it's Keifers big ol noggin or maybe the movie just sucked. Mainly on here cause many friends love this and recommended it - finally watched it and thought hmmm that sucked.
Van Helsing - coulda shoulda woulda been so much better if it were a 'smaller movie' Think it could of worked if it had less CGI and more horror than big swashbuckling movie.

Jenson71
06-16-2005, 01:23 AM
Oh, Van Helsing. Good lord that was...that's tied with Fight Club.

David.
06-16-2005, 01:36 AM
I liked fight club.


But I took it just for what it was. A dark comedy.

Miles
06-16-2005, 01:54 AM
Never saw Salvador.

Its a bit preachy at times but well worth checking out. It comes on the IFC and the Encore stations all the time if you get those.

Rausch
06-16-2005, 01:57 AM
I liked fight club.


But I took it just for what it was. A dark comedy.

It wasn't a dark comedy. It was a portrait...

Miles
06-16-2005, 02:06 AM
Oh, Van Helsing. Good lord that was...that's tied with Fight Club.

Have you watched fight club a second time? I really hated it the first time I saw it but thought it was much better the second time around. Still a terribly overrated movie though.

BigMeatballDave
06-16-2005, 02:18 AM
There are no movies I wish I hadn't seen. So I'll just list the 5 movies that I hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated so much.

Fight Club


Yeah, that's pretty much the only movie that left me feeling mad. Mad at how people like it so much, mad about how anti-capitalism it is, mad about how stupid the whole damn idea was.

WHAT?! Wow. You took this movie just a bit too seriously. Or, you just didn't understand it...

BigMeatballDave
06-16-2005, 02:24 AM
I can't believe some people actually took the time to watch Moulin Rouge. You watched the trailer advertise on TV, right?

Amnorix
06-16-2005, 08:29 AM
I can't believe some people actually took the time to watch Moulin Rouge. You watched the trailer advertise on TV, right?


:shrug: Seen it -- didn't love it or hate it. Seeing Nicole Kidman prance around in sexy lingerie didn't hurt it any, let me tell ya.