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Ari Chi3fs
06-15-2005, 02:29 PM
"Who are the people in your neighborhood?...the people that you meet, each day..."


Drunken ice cream man is registered sex offender

June 14, 2005 (NEW BERLIN, Wis.) When kids in New Berlin ran to greet the approaching ice cream truck playing its familiar tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel", you can bet they never expected to find an intoxicated sex offender behind the wheel.


The 43-year-old driver was busted when a woman spotted him tossing something out of the ice cream truck window. Denell Heller hates littering, so she called police. Turns out, the tossed object was an empty malt liquor bottle. And when police tracked down the ice cream man, a Breathalyzer test showed his blood alcohol level at three times the legal limit. A state registry also shows he's a sex offender convicted in 1987.

Despite the evidence, the ice cream man says he wasn't drinking while driving. And, he says there was something wrong with the Breathalyzer that showed he was drunk.

He'll tell his story to a judge today in Waukesha County Circuit Court.

(Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 02:33 PM
ok

Now that is definately 1 job a convicted Sex Offender should not have. WTF is wrong with these people? They obviously don't do criminal background checks...........

Thig Lyfe
06-15-2005, 02:34 PM
I thought that my fudgesicle tasted weird...

Lzen
06-15-2005, 02:34 PM
These ice cream truck businesses should be held more responsible for this kind of crap. I don't remember the exact details but, I remember just a few years ago when some ice cream truck guy snatched a kid and a woman chased him down. That kinda stuff is scary as a parent.

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 02:36 PM
ok

Now that is definately 1 job a convicted Sex Offender should not have. WTF is wrong with these people? They obviously don't do criminal background checks...........
If a convicted sex offender can't get a job as a friggin ice cream man...really, what else is there?

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 02:37 PM
It sucks, but I would never allow my kids to get icecream from those trucks anymore. The guy that trolls our neighborhood is a fn maggot of a human being. Dirty hands, smells like a sewage tank, and has the look of a guy that enjoys his kiddie porn. No thanks.........

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 02:39 PM
If a convicted sex offender can't get a job as a friggin ice cream man...really, what else is there?

Assembly Line, Construction, being on the ass end of an anal raping, you get the picture.......

The Rick
06-15-2005, 02:41 PM
Yep...made the local news here a couple of days ago. I'm sure I've seen this guy driving around before. :shake:

Lzen
06-15-2005, 02:43 PM
Assembly Line, Construction, being on the ass end of an anal raping, you get the picture.......

KSU basketball coach.

keg in kc
06-15-2005, 02:43 PM
Sick.

JohnnyV13
06-15-2005, 02:48 PM
Hell,

In Arizona we have ice cream trucks YEAR ROUND....

But.there have been problems with them selling drugs on the side as well as ice cream..

I can see it now....Two free bomb pops with every dime bag....

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 02:54 PM
KSU basketball coach.

Mangina's towel boy.....................at least it's an 8 hour/day job.

Ari Chi3fs
06-15-2005, 02:55 PM
Jim Rome was railing on this subject today...

"Of COURSE, he was a registered sex criminal, arent they all?"

Every ice Cream man that I have seen recently is a gross looking ****er. Man, NEVER let your kids go to the ice cream man, without one of his parents.

Good Lord.

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 02:55 PM
I've always wondered about the concept of using ice cream and music to lure kids into traffic.

Why is ice cream sold like this, anyway? Could you sell other products this way? Could you have a rum and coke truck that drives around neighborhoods? It could play "99 bottles of beer on the wall" to differentiate itself from the ice cream truck. Would people run outside and buy a rum and coke? Or if not that, how about grilled cheese? Or maybe doughnuts? I'd run outside and buy a doughnut.

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 02:59 PM
Never let your kids go to the ice cream man, never tell people your real name on the net, never eat without washing your hands first..beejeezus..where is everyones sense of adventure these days?!

I'm sure a couple of bad ice cream men out of the hundreds there are in this state doesn't make them all registered sex offenders who want to sell your kids drugs, or worst. While your at it, make sure you don't poke your finger in a coin return slot on a payphone, and don't eat too much tuna, cause you may die.

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 03:05 PM
Never let your kids go to the ice cream man, never tell people your real name on the net, never eat without washing your hands first..beejeezus..where is everyones sense of adventure these days?!

I'm sure a couple of bad ice cream men out of the hundreds there are in this state doesn't make them all registered sex offenders who want to sell your kids drugs, or worst. While your at it, make sure you don't poke your finger in a coin return slot on a payphone, and don't eat too much tuna, cause you may die.

No offense Saul, but until you have your 1st child, you won't understand why this sort of thing scares the fug out of a parent.

KChiefs1
06-15-2005, 03:06 PM
gives new meaning to "Bomb Pop"

Saulbadguy
06-15-2005, 03:10 PM
No offense Saul, but until you have your 1st child, you won't understand why this sort of thing scares the fug out of a parent.
I completely understand. I don't really accept the notion that all ice cream men are evil, therefore I must deny the pleasure of a child access to the ice cream truck. Its downright foolish, IMO. However, accompanying the child to the ice cream truck is a great compromise.

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 03:11 PM
Never let your kids go to the ice cream man, never tell people your real name on the net, never eat without washing your hands first..beejeezus..where is everyones sense of adventure these days?!

I'm sure a couple of bad ice cream men out of the hundreds there are in this state doesn't make them all registered sex offenders who want to sell your kids drugs, or worst. While your at it, make sure you don't poke your finger in a coin return slot on a payphone, and don't eat too much tuna, cause you may die.


Take a walk on the wild side. What's your name?

Lzen
06-15-2005, 03:32 PM
I completely understand. I don't really accept the notion that all ice cream men are evil, therefore I must deny the pleasure of a child access to the ice cream truck. Its downright foolish, IMO. However, accompanying the child to the ice cream truck is a great compromise.

I walk outside on my front porch and watch so that the driver knows I'm there.

chagrin
06-15-2005, 03:39 PM
No offense Saul, but until you have your 1st child, you won't understand why this sort of thing scares the fug out of a parent.


Not to mention the internet, they got people out there that use these little pictures called avatars, and sometimes these avatars have vulgar pictures, like a guy whacking it while watching tv. You hope your child never sees that!


(Just kidding man)
:p

chagrin
06-15-2005, 03:40 PM
Hell,

In Arizona we have ice cream trucks YEAR ROUND....

But.there have been problems with them selling drugs on the side as well as ice cream..

I can see it now....Two free bomb pops with every dime bag....


"Hey lady, you want a big stick?"

Braincase
06-15-2005, 03:43 PM
I walk outside on my front porch and watch so that the driver knows I'm there.

... with a 30-06 and a sniper scope...

shaneo69
06-15-2005, 03:56 PM
"Updating this story, the Waukesha County police have released the name of the drunken ice cream man, one David L. Roth, 51."

Lzen
06-15-2005, 04:02 PM
... with a 30-06 and a sniper scope...

How did you know? :D

shakesthecat
06-15-2005, 04:06 PM
"Updating this story, the Waukesha County police have released the name of the drunken ice cream man, one David L. Roth, 51."


:clap:

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 04:07 PM
In the parts of town where there are a lot of Mexican immigrants, they have ice cream carts instead of ice cream trucks. (I can't remember at the moment what they're called.)

Anyway, it's a guy who walks up and down the streets with this insulated pushcart that's about the size of a 55-gallon barrel, but square, like a picnic cooler. They're professionally made, with pictures of ice cream cones and stuff on the side, and they've got a little bell on top that he rings.

I have no point to this story.

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 04:07 PM
How did you know? :D

He's the ice cream man.

chagrin
06-15-2005, 04:19 PM
In the parts of town where there are a lot of Mexican immigrants, they have ice cream carts instead of ice cream trucks. (I can't remember at the moment what they're called.)

Anyway, it's a guy who walks up and down the streets with this insulated pushcart that's about the size of a 55-gallon barrel, but square, like a picnic cooler. They're professionally made, with pictures of ice cream cones and stuff on the side, and they've got a little bell on top that he rings.

I have no point to this story..

another Rain Man Classic...

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 04:24 PM
Not to mention the internet, they got people out there that use these little pictures called avatars, and sometimes these avatars have vulgar pictures, like a guy whacking it while watching tv. You hope your child never sees that!


(Just kidding man)
:p

Touche'

More to the point, phuck off........ :)

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 04:26 PM
Some day I'm going to write a story about a guy with an assault rifle who goes postal and steals an ice cream truck. The story would get worse from there.

Hydrae
06-15-2005, 04:26 PM
"Updating this story, the Waukesha County police have released the name of the drunken ice cream man, one David L. Roth, 51."

My first thought when I read the title was to figure it had to be David Lee, no way this would have been Eddie.

Miles
06-15-2005, 04:28 PM
Jim Rome was railing on this subject today...

"Of COURSE, he was a registered sex criminal, arent they all?"

Every ice Cream man that I have seen recently is a gross looking ****er. Man, NEVER let your kids go to the ice cream man, without one of his parents.

Good Lord.

The way he lead into that story was cracking me up. I usually find many of his rants to be annoying but this was some funny shit.

runnercyclist
06-15-2005, 04:32 PM
If a convicted sex offender can't get a job as a friggin ice cream man...really, what else is there?


Middle Linebacker for the Chiefs?

runnercyclist
06-15-2005, 04:34 PM
I've always wondered about the concept of using ice cream and music to lure kids into traffic.

Why is ice cream sold like this, anyway? Could you sell other products this way? Could you have a rum and coke truck that drives around neighborhoods? It could play "99 bottles of beer on the wall" to differentiate itself from the ice cream truck. Would people run outside and buy a rum and coke? Or if not that, how about grilled cheese? Or maybe doughnuts? I'd run outside and buy a doughnut.

How about table dances? Now I'd run out of the house for one of those!

Rain Man
06-15-2005, 04:46 PM
How about table dances? Now I'd run out of the house for one of those!

What an excellent concept. Run out, toss a fiver to the driver, and sit at a table on the truck for five minutes.

Ari Chi3fs
06-15-2005, 04:56 PM
http://www.drivebylapdancers.com

Mr. Laz
06-15-2005, 04:59 PM
Ice Cream Man blows .24

his mouth must be tired

ChiTown
06-15-2005, 05:12 PM
his mouth must be tired

This comes from experience? ;)