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Thig Lyfe
06-16-2005, 03:13 PM
This is inspired by broth's noob thread.

Everybody post something important that somebody new to the board should know about yourself. For example, I would post that I am very witty and insightful.

This would be the thread that noobs can be redirected to if they wonder something such as, "Why the hell are there so many threads about Rich Scanlon?"

Feel free to add things about other users as well.

Count Alex's Losses
06-16-2005, 03:17 PM
I am not gay. But I AM a freak.

Brando
06-16-2005, 03:19 PM
I am not gay. But I AM a freak.

We'll believe that when we see you with a woman and not an action figure.

About me:
I like to bust everyone's balls.

Count Alex's Losses
06-16-2005, 03:21 PM
We'll believe that when we see you with a woman and not an action figure.


Have you ever seen me with an action figure?

Brando
06-16-2005, 03:22 PM
Have you ever seen me with an action figure?

I'm sorry..you probably keep them all in the packages. You know..your package fetish.

Edubs
06-16-2005, 03:23 PM
I can't wait until football season = meaningful content.......and yes I am a proud noob.......

Phobia
06-16-2005, 03:23 PM
I have a twisted sense of humor. If you're offended by something I post, be offended alone.

Count Alex's Losses
06-16-2005, 03:24 PM
I'm sorry..you probably keep them all in the packages. You know..your package fetish.

Nah...I have less than 10 action figures and none of them are in the package.

Edubs
06-16-2005, 03:25 PM
I like wearing pants.

Goapics1
06-16-2005, 03:27 PM
My nuts itch on occasion.

Brando
06-16-2005, 03:27 PM
I like wearing pants.

Don't you think it's a little warm today for pants?

Edubs
06-16-2005, 03:27 PM
a REAL Chiefs fan I am.........season tickets I do have

Edubs
06-16-2005, 03:28 PM
Don't you think it's a little warm today for pants?


Business casual

tyton75
06-16-2005, 03:28 PM
I'm a reserved asshole...


and no gochiefs, that isn't supposed to turn you on

Donger
06-16-2005, 03:28 PM
I don't have any personal hygiene issues.

Really, I don't.

Count Alex's Losses
06-16-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm a reserved asshole...


and no gochiefs, that isn't supposed to turn you on

Feel free to mix in Denverchief with those gay jokes, guys....

Donger
06-16-2005, 03:29 PM
I'm a reserved asshole...


and no gochiefs, that isn't supposed to turn you on

Okay, that was ROFL

cadmonkey
06-16-2005, 03:29 PM
My name is cadmonkey and I am an alcoholic. I enjoy the look of a scantaly clad woman, love rubbing it in the the Patriots keep on winning, and don't really give a sh*t what you think about my views. oh, and my favorite word is "F*CK"

Donger
06-16-2005, 03:30 PM
Feel free to mix in Denverchief with those gay jokes, guys....

Well, at least he has embraced teh ghey.

Goapics1
06-16-2005, 03:31 PM
My name is cadmonkey and I am an alcoholic. I enjoy the look of a scantaly clad woman, love rubbing it in the the Patriots keep on winning, and don't really give a sh*t what you think about my views. oh, and my favorite word is "F*CK"
and.......................you are King of Cameltoe.

greeneggsandham
06-16-2005, 03:33 PM
i log on once a year. or something like that.

Donger
06-16-2005, 03:34 PM
i log on once a year. or something like that.

Holy sh*t. A GEAH sighting. Someone take a screen capture; I feel like I just saw Bigfoot.

cadmonkey
06-16-2005, 03:40 PM
Don't you think it's a little warm today for pants?


Its warm where you guys are? sh*t it's like 50 up here in Boston today. WTF, it was 95 on monday, then 60 on tuesday. Where is this global warming I keep getting threatened with?

cadmonkey
06-16-2005, 03:41 PM
and.......................you are King of Cameltoe.


that is correct, and don't forget it!

greeneggsandham
06-16-2005, 03:41 PM
Holy sh*t. A GEAH sighting. Someone take a screen capture; I feel like I just saw Bigfoot.

exciting, huh?

Brando
06-16-2005, 03:42 PM
Its warm where you guys are? sh*t it's like 50 up here in Boston today. WTF, it was 95 on monday, then 60 on tuesday. Where is this global warming I keep getting threatened with?
Ahh..how I don't miss the northeast.

Count Alex's Losses
06-16-2005, 03:42 PM
that is correct, and don't forget it!

Gross.

Donger
06-16-2005, 03:44 PM
exciting, huh?

I'm apoplectic.

Donger
06-16-2005, 03:45 PM
Gross.

Nah, not biting today. Well, maybe after a few more beers.

cadmonkey
06-16-2005, 03:47 PM
Gross.

why is that gross? no penis in the picture?

Goapics1
06-16-2005, 03:47 PM
that is correct, and don't forget it!
ROFL

Baby Lee
06-16-2005, 03:57 PM
Mmmm Moooooosee Knnuuuckle!!!

Dartgod
06-16-2005, 04:02 PM
I can't wait until football season = meaningful content.....
Haha. You are a n00b.


I have made maybe 3 meaningful posts since I joined.

CanadianChief
06-16-2005, 04:06 PM
My mom goes to College!!!

Edubs
06-16-2005, 05:50 PM
Haha. You are a n00b.


I have made maybe 3 meaningful posts since I joined.



ummmm....go chiefs

Simplex3
06-16-2005, 06:02 PM
Hey, I come with my own warning label. It's your fault if you don't read the damn thing.

chiefs4me
06-16-2005, 06:03 PM
and little ole me gets along great with everyone...;)

Simplex3
06-16-2005, 06:05 PM
and little ole me gets along great with everyone...;)
Wait, I missed the part where we were supposed to lie out our butt...

AZORChiefFan
06-16-2005, 06:05 PM
I am short and bitter

Big Chief Homer
06-16-2005, 06:18 PM
that is correct, and don't forget it!



UMMMMMM.......Now thats why i love the homer

RedNeckRaider
06-16-2005, 06:28 PM
Haha. You are a n00b.


I have made maybe 3 meaningful posts since I joined.
ROFL

Bob Dole
06-16-2005, 06:40 PM
Bob Dole is sensitive, patient and kind.

You, on the other hand, are a dipshit.

LocoChiefsFan
06-16-2005, 06:42 PM
I like to lurk and read more than post. Is noob defined by number of post or join date? Which am I ?

chiefs4me
06-16-2005, 06:42 PM
Wait, I missed the part where we were supposed to lie out our butt...



now I know you don't mean me...;)

Simplex3
06-16-2005, 06:43 PM
I like to lurk and read more than post. Is noob defined by number of post or join date? Which am I ?
We've already established that if you have to ask...

chiefs4me
06-16-2005, 06:43 PM
Bob Dole is sensitive, patient and kind.

You, on the other hand, are a dipshit.



Classic........wonder what flavor that kool aid was?:hmmm:

Ultra Peanut
06-16-2005, 07:07 PM
I like cheese.

NJ Chief Fan
06-16-2005, 07:08 PM
a lil known fact bout MEself...i like to stand when i piss and sit when i shit

Ultra Peanut
06-16-2005, 07:36 PM
"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me."

Skip Towne
06-16-2005, 07:45 PM
N00bs are not allowed to have an opinion. They are to be seen and not heard.

Phobia
06-16-2005, 07:48 PM
I like to lurk and read more than post. Is noob defined by number of post or join date? Which am I ?

You already categorized yourself.

You're a lurker.

Bob Dole
06-16-2005, 07:57 PM
In addition to being handsome, generous and wise, Bob Dole reigns as King Shit of **** Mountain.

StcChief
06-16-2005, 09:03 PM
a REAL Chiefs fan I am.........season tickets I do haveWhere?

Raiderhader
06-16-2005, 09:40 PM
I don't know how to describe myself. I am someone best "experienced".......

C-Mac
06-16-2005, 09:48 PM
I have made maybe 3 meaningful posts since I joined.

Thats only 3 more than most of us.

go bowe
06-16-2005, 09:50 PM
I don't know how to describe myself. I am someone best "experienced".......is that something like the jimi hendrix experience?

you are psychedelic after all... :p :p :p

papasmurf
06-16-2005, 09:56 PM
This is inspired by broth's noob thread.

Everybody post something important that somebody new to the board should know about yourself. For example, I would post that I am very witty and insightful.

This would be the thread that noobs can be redirected to if they wonder something such as, "Why the hell are there so many threads about Rich Scanlon?"

Feel free to add things about other users as well.


Everybody post something important that somebody new to the board should know about yourself. For example, I would post that I am very witty and insightful



and don't forget modest

Donger
06-16-2005, 09:57 PM
Everybody post something important that somebody new to the board should know about yourself. For example, I would post that I am very witty and insightful



and don't forget modest

Did you know that your daughter types about her sexual toys on the Internet?

Just curious.

Raiderhader
06-16-2005, 10:04 PM
is that something like the jimi hendrix experience?

you are psychedelic after all... :p :p :p



No, no, no. That's "psychotic".

Raiderhader
06-16-2005, 10:04 PM
Did you know that your daughter types about her sexual toys on the Internet?

Just curious.



*snicker*

chiefs4me
06-16-2005, 10:16 PM
Did you know that your daughter types about her sexual toys on the Internet?

Just curious.




:spock:.....

Donger
06-16-2005, 10:24 PM
*snicker*

I'm not kidding. I can provide proof.

Donger
06-16-2005, 10:25 PM
:spock:.....

Be quiet, slut.

Raiderhader
06-16-2005, 10:30 PM
I'm not kidding. I can provide proof.



I know, I read it. That's why I find it funy.

Donger
06-16-2005, 10:31 PM
I know, I read it. That's why I find it funy.

Be quiet, slut.

Raiderhader
06-16-2005, 10:33 PM
Be quiet, slut.



That's MISTER Slut to you, bitch.

chiefs4me
06-16-2005, 10:33 PM
Be quiet, slut.





:rolleyes:

Donger
06-16-2005, 10:37 PM
That's MISTER Slut to you, bitch.

Sorry.

Be quiet, Mr. Slut.

Raiderhader
06-16-2005, 10:46 PM
Sorry.

Be quiet, Mr. Slut.



OK.

dilligaf
06-16-2005, 11:08 PM
I am one handsome sum b1tch.

Spicy McHaggis
06-17-2005, 12:13 AM
I don't wear clothes. Not because I'm "natural" or any of that hippy crap but because I have an illogical fear of washing machines.

luv
06-17-2005, 01:18 AM
I try to be cool, but have yet to succeed.

stumppy
06-17-2005, 07:51 AM
Get to know me.
Thats all I have to say, get to know me.

Nzoner
06-17-2005, 08:04 AM
My favorite band is,

nah,even a noob should be able to figure that one out.

Ultra Peanut
06-17-2005, 08:09 AM
My favorite band is,

nah,even a noob should be able to figure that one out.Depeche Mode?

cadmonkey
06-17-2005, 08:10 AM
a lil known fact bout MEself...i like to stand when i piss and sit when i shit


That's funny, I like to stand when I shit and sit when I pee.

cadmonkey
06-17-2005, 08:13 AM
My favorite band is,

nah,even a noob should be able to figure that one out.


the Backstreet Boys?

Nzoner
06-17-2005, 08:15 AM
Depeche Mode?

Blasphemous Rumors

Nzoner
06-17-2005, 08:16 AM
the Backstreet Boys?

"I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole."

Fire Me Boy!
06-17-2005, 08:25 AM
I'm.... a.... movie freak.

I know all! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!




And, the L-O-L smilie scares the crap out of me.

cadmonkey
06-17-2005, 08:39 AM
"I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole."


Fine, Hanson? :p