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AustinChief
06-17-2005, 02:41 PM
Ok.. I think we need a thread much like OddTodd's "stuff I learned from TV" section...

Here is what the Internet taught me today...

#1, Leonard Nimoy is a better singer than William Shatner (but not much) http://www.ussjoshua.org/bbaggins.mov

#2, This band http://www.warp11.com/index.html is either crazy or genious(cp)! Check out this song...http://www.warp11.com/ra_lyrics_16.htm

that is all I've got so far...

JimNasium
06-17-2005, 02:46 PM
I learned that huffing Dust-Off can be fatal.

Dartgod
06-17-2005, 02:48 PM
I learned that huffing Dust-Off can be fatal.I learned that there is a new Darwin Award candidate.

Ari Chi3fs
06-17-2005, 02:48 PM
I learned that Pink is really the boss.

Dartgod
06-17-2005, 02:49 PM
I learned that Pink is really the boss.
You're not married, are you?

Count Alex's Losses
06-17-2005, 02:49 PM
I learned that Brock is better than me.

MOhillbilly
06-17-2005, 02:50 PM
I learned that huffing Dust-Off can be fatal.

did you get the waaa waaaaasss before or after your face hit the keyboard?

Simplex3
06-17-2005, 02:59 PM
I haven't been on the intarweb that much today, but I learned something today when I took my kids to the petting zoo:

When an 11 or 12 year old who's being a jerk to the other kids and picking on the animals gets rammed in the nuts by the largest goat in the pen it's f**king hilarious.

AustinChief
06-19-2005, 07:34 PM
ok.. here is one for today...

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/

Kinda like a Goldberg , mousetrap deal... try to figure out the sequence to get all the torches lit and complete the circuit underground...

Here is a hint.. start with the right side...

Pants
06-19-2005, 07:39 PM
Today I learned that there are morons on Ebay who don't realize there's a better deal without the lame bidding on half.com.

Bowser
06-19-2005, 11:21 PM
ok.. here is one for today...

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/

Kinda like a Goldberg , mousetrap deal... try to figure out the sequence to get all the torches lit and complete the circuit underground...

Here is a hint.. start with the right side...

OK, I am obviously a moran. How does this thing work?

Captain Obvious
06-19-2005, 11:46 PM
Today I learned to laugh and vomit at the same time.(It's not dirty).

http://sitdiary.net/jwagman1/?cmd=view_entry&eid=23

AustinChief
06-20-2005, 10:45 AM
OK, I am obviously a moran. How does this thing work?

You click on stuff to make stuff do stuff...

Clear enough?

Ok.. here is a hint to get started... you need to make the lillte stick guy on the right walk to the right and fall in between the two boxes.

--Kyle

Bowser
06-20-2005, 11:15 AM
You click on stuff to make stuff do stuff...

Clear enough?

Ok.. here is a hint to get started... you need to make the lillte stick guy on the right walk to the right and fall in between the two boxes.

--Kyle

Yeah, got that to happen. Also had the guy fishing, had one guy start the river, had the first guy get swallowed by the amoeba and disappear into the house, and blew the hell out of another. I just haven't even came close to getting torches lit.

AustinChief
06-20-2005, 11:19 AM
Yeah, got that to happen. Also had the guy fishing, had one guy start the river, had the first guy get swallowed by the amoeba and disappear into the house, and blew the hell out of another. I just haven't even came close to getting torches lit.

Ok everything serves a purpose and has to be used in precise order. once you get the guy in between the boxes you need to blow up the front door of the house and then get the guy to walk inside.

--Kyle

Ultra Peanut
06-20-2005, 11:32 AM
Ethiopian Wolves feed their pups by regurgitating the rats they've killed and eaten.

KC Kings
06-20-2005, 11:39 AM
In search of sasquatch, that was a kick ass in search of!

With Leonard Nemoy, kicking out the jams. Yeaaah

Ultra Peanut
06-20-2005, 11:49 AM
There were some scientists, trying to figure out the Sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link!

In search of sasquatch, that was a kick ass in search of!

With Leonard Nemoy, kicking out the jams. YeaaahScientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real
Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot, now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape, not human, now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit, no ****in' way, no, you know he's real
Real, real
Real real, real
Real real, really real
REAL!

ct
06-20-2005, 02:26 PM
I've learned from the internet that I should be fired immediately! just don't tell the boss...

Rausch
06-20-2005, 02:39 PM
Ok.. I think we need a thread much like OddTodd's "stuff I learned from TV" section...

Here is what the Internet taught me today...

#1, Leonard Nimoy is a better singer than William Shatner (but not much) http://www.ussjoshua.org/bbaggins.mov

#2, This band http://www.warp11.com/index.html is either crazy or genious(cp)! Check out this song...http://www.warp11.com/ra_lyrics_16.htm

that is all I've got so far...


http://www.ideascapes.com/Pop%20Confused-small.jpg

Iowanian
06-20-2005, 02:42 PM
I learned that Google.com has a plethora more functions than I'd ever taken the time to use. The map tool is outstanding.

pink
06-20-2005, 06:06 PM
I learned that Ali Chi3fs is a slow learner.

PastorMikH
06-20-2005, 09:20 PM
ok.. here is one for today...

http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/

Kinda like a Goldberg , mousetrap deal... try to figure out the sequence to get all the torches lit and complete the circuit underground...

Here is a hint.. start with the right side...



FINALLY GOT IT!!!!

Bowser
06-20-2005, 09:21 PM
FINALLY GOT IT!!!!

How did you do it? I got to where I got the monster truck, and then would blow up on the underwater mine.........

PastorMikH
06-20-2005, 09:23 PM
How did you do it? I got to where I got the monster truck, and then would blow up on the underwater mine.........



You gotta get rid of the mine. Don't do anything to the slime ball dude until after you get the fish and light the first lamp. Then turn on the water current from left to right, and then when the slimeball jumps in the water, he blows up the mine.

Skip Towne
06-20-2005, 09:32 PM
I learned that Ali Chi3fs is a slow learner.
Yeah, he's retarted.

Taco John
06-20-2005, 10:52 PM
how in the hell do I get him out from between the two boxes?

PastorMikH
06-21-2005, 06:08 AM
how in the hell do I get him out from between the two boxes?


Click on the pink lid 3x and it will fall off and he will use the lid as a ramp. Make sure you have the door to the house open first.

ExtremeChief
06-21-2005, 06:55 AM
finally... cool game

AustinChief
06-21-2005, 09:42 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hapland.php

Here is the original Hapland, for those interested.

--Kyle

Bowser
06-21-2005, 09:44 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hapland.php

Here is the original Hapland, for those interested.

--Kyle

I've angered you in some way, haven't I? Now I'm not going to get anything done today...........

jspchief
06-21-2005, 09:44 AM
Dammit. I gave up on this yesterday. Now I'm going to have to give it another go.

jspchief
06-21-2005, 10:10 AM
How do you get the damn door open?

PastorMikH
06-21-2005, 10:12 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hapland.php

Here is the original Hapland, for those interested.

--Kyle



Gee thanks Kyle. Now, instead of me blowing an entire day off, I'm going to be wasting time at the office.

:D

jspchief
06-21-2005, 10:22 AM
Ok, got the door open. Got the amoeba to drop.

Any hints on the moth and the bird?

jspchief
06-21-2005, 10:37 AM
How do you detonate the underwater mine?

PastorMikH
06-21-2005, 10:51 AM
Ok, got the door open. Got the amoeba to drop.

Any hints on the moth and the bird?


Start with the light by the bird. Turn the switch on, then click on the light so it shines on the rocks. Then click on the bird. It will pick up a rock. When it gets close to the cloud, click on the cloud and the bird will drop the rock. Then when the bird comes to rest, click on the bird again, this time, click on the second cloud. Then start worrying about the dude and the door on the left.

Actually, you have so far to go, you should probably go to google and see if you can find a walkthrough for it.

Skip Towne
06-21-2005, 11:04 AM
Start with the light by the bird. Turn the switch on, then click on the light so it shines on the rocks. Then click on the bird. It will pick up a rock. When it gets close to the cloud, click on the cloud and the bird will drop the rock. Then when the bird comes to rest, click on the bird again, this time, click on the second cloud. Then start worrying about the dude and the door on the left.

Actually, you have so far to go, you should probably go to google and see if you can find a walkthrough for it.
So this is what pastoring is all about. I think I'll look into it.

jspchief
06-21-2005, 11:09 AM
I actually finally figured it out. All Ihave to do is get the timing right on the truck, and I think I have it. The timing on the catapult is what was stumping me.

PastorMikH
06-21-2005, 11:22 AM
So this is what pastoring is all about. I think I'll look into it.


Trust me, I wish that was all it is about.