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ROYC75
06-17-2005, 04:27 PM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood
up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
"Of course, it's right there."

http://us.f609.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Sent&MsgId=5065_2615011_23177_653_32559_0_16865_54127_1845912811&bodyPart=2.2.3&YY=85340&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&Idx=0

chagrin
06-17-2005, 04:32 PM
Frankth and Beanth!!

:spock:

ROYC75
06-17-2005, 04:33 PM
Damn thing is doing it again...........

:banghead:

chagrin
06-17-2005, 04:34 PM
Damn thing is doing it again...........

http://us.f609.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Sent&MsgId=5065_2615011_23177_653_32559_0_16865_54127_1845912811&bodyPart=2.2.3&YY=85340&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&Idx=0



:clap:

Biohazard
06-17-2005, 04:37 PM
OIL CAP! i Win

Kerberos
06-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".



:D



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Valiant
06-17-2005, 04:53 PM
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood
up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said,
"Of course, it's right there."

http://us.f609.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Sent&MsgId=5065_2615011_23177_653_32559_0_16865_54127_1845912811&bodyPart=2.2.3&YY=85340&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&Idx=0


that say red x, not 710...

Valiant
06-17-2005, 04:55 PM
save the picture to your harddrive then upload on the site.. you suck with image attachments.. use the upload feature, think of it as a picture for dummies book... makes it way easier...

Skip Towne
06-17-2005, 05:02 PM
Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".



:D



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Tommykat, is that you?

Phobia
06-17-2005, 06:31 PM
Is this big Roy or III?

NJ Chief Fan
06-17-2005, 06:33 PM
Ok Ok .....

A blonde is driving down the highway and to her amazement she see ANOTHER blonde halfway out in a plowed field sitting in a rowboat. She is paddling her ass off in this rowboat going no-where because she is in the middle of a plowed field.

The blonde driving the car comes to a screeching hult on the side of the road, gets out of her car and runs right up to the edge of the plowed field and turns beet red with anger.

She starts yelling at the blonde in the rowboat saying:

"You know it's blondes like YOU that give the rest of us a BAD NAME ....

And if I could SWIM I would come out there and KICK YOUR ASS".



:D



.



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

tommykat
06-17-2005, 08:29 PM
Tommykat, is that you?

:shake: Believe me I have heard them all!

milkman
06-17-2005, 08:45 PM
Tommykat, is that you?

When I read the topic header (Blonde Joke), I thought Roy was addressing Tommy. :)

headsnap
06-17-2005, 09:18 PM
ROFL


there's nothin' worse than messin' up a blond joke... :p

shakesthecat
06-17-2005, 09:30 PM
I don't get it.

whoman69
06-17-2005, 10:22 PM
:shake: Believe me I have heard them all!
You've lived most of them.

J Diddy
06-18-2005, 01:32 AM
I don't get it.


Write OIL down, then turn it upside down.

Kinda like 7734 spells hell on a calculator.

Kerberos
06-25-2005, 01:17 PM
okay ... okay ... here is another...


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one

night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through

his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the

4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've

heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes

you think you can stereotype women that way? What

does the color of a person's hair have to do with her

worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep

women like me from being respected at work and in the

community and from reaching our full potential as a

person. Because you and your kind continue to

perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,

but women in general ... and all in the name of humor."

As the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,

the blonde yells, "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little

son-of-a-bitch on your knee."


:D




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Calcountry
06-25-2005, 01:38 PM
save the picture to your harddrive then upload on the site.. you suck with image attachments.. use the upload feature, think of it as a picture for dummies book... makes it way easier...What do you expect? He's Blonde.

Calcountry
06-25-2005, 01:40 PM
okay ... okay ... here is another...


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one

night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through

his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the

4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've

heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes

you think you can stereotype women that way? What

does the color of a person's hair have to do with her

worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep

women like me from being respected at work and in the

community and from reaching our full potential as a

person. Because you and your kind continue to

perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes,

but women in general ... and all in the name of humor."

As the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,

the blonde yells, "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little

son-of-a-bitch on your knee."


:D




.:clap:

Phobia
06-25-2005, 01:45 PM
Somebody really needs to save this thread.

Ultra Peanut
06-25-2005, 01:46 PM
Frankth and Beanth!!

:spock:Have you seen my baseball? ROFL

chiefs4me
06-25-2005, 07:05 PM
Somebody really needs to save this thread.



hmmmm...I thought that was your job?

Hog Rider
06-25-2005, 07:32 PM
Breath in, Breath out!

CosmicPal
06-25-2005, 08:38 PM
A blonde comes home from school one day, "Mommy, Mommy, geuss what?"
"What sweetheart?"
"In Grammer class today, all the other kids could only recite the alphabet up to the letter 'D', but I went all the way to the letter 'G', watch- "A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good. I'm very proud of you sweetheart, I'm very proud of you."
"Is that because I'm blonde?
"Why yes, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the blonde comes home from school. "Mommy, Mommy, geuss what?"
"What sweetheart?"
"In Math class today, I was able to count up to the number '12' and all the other kids in class today could only go up to '5'. watch- "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12"
"Very good. I'm very proud of you sweetheart, I'm very proud of you."
"Is that because I'm blonde?
"Why yes, it's because you're blonde."

Next day, the blonde comes home from school. "Mommy, Mommy, geuss what?"
"What sweetheart?"
"In gym class today, I was hanging around the locker room and I noticed all the other girls were all flat-chested. But, I've got these!"
She lifts her blouse and shows her big boobs.
"Wow. I don't know what to say, but I guess I'm very proud of you sweetheart, I'm very proud of you."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"No. It's because you're 27 phucking years old!"

StcChief
06-25-2005, 09:29 PM
OIL - backward 710.

ExtremeChief
06-26-2005, 07:52 AM
Dr. Suess for Grownups!!

http://castlezzt.net/outlook+express+6+red+x.gif

Kerberos
06-26-2005, 08:48 AM
OIL - backward 710.


Do you perhaps need help up the stairs?


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CHIEF4EVER
06-26-2005, 09:38 AM
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?". The big woman replies, "I'm blonde, 6 feet tall, weigh 210 and am a professional bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 and is a professional wrestler. The blond sitting next to her is 6'4", weighs 240 and is a professional kickboxer. Now, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?". The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Nah, not if I have to explain it 3 times.".

CHIEF4EVER
06-26-2005, 09:58 AM
A Vampire bat flies back into the cave after a long night out. The other bats all notice he has blood on his face and wonder where he got it so they start asking him. They ask him and ask him until he finally says, "Follow me". He then flies out into the valley with hundreds of bats following him. About halfway down the valley, he stops suddenly not far from a huge tree and asks the other bats, "You see that big ol' tree?" They all nod and say yes. He then says, "I DIDN'T".