Portis said.... [Archive]

NJ Chief Fan

06-17-2005, 05:19 PM

i guess some one forgot to send him the memo he doesnt play for the donkeys any more and that he was a product of a cheating system

also anyone ever wonder why HIS own college coach butch davis passed on him in the draft taking willie green instead?

Skip Towne

06-17-2005, 05:21 PM

I hope he gets crushed like a grape.

Pants

06-17-2005, 05:24 PM

You can't fault him for having a chip on his shoulder. I'm not thrilled with seeing the Chiefs face him again this year.

Skip Towne

06-17-2005, 05:28 PM

You can't fault him for having a chip on his shoulder. I'm not thrilled with seeing the Chiefs face him again this year.
I can blame him for being an illiterate dumbass with a big mouth.

Hammock Parties

06-17-2005, 05:31 PM

I can blame him for being an illiterate dumbass with a big mouth.

Yeah, he's a pretty good running back though.

ChiefsCountry

06-17-2005, 05:36 PM

Clitorus is an idiot.

Rain Man

06-17-2005, 05:42 PM

He'd better hope for a good first run and a knee injury.

Frazod

06-17-2005, 05:43 PM

We get another shot at this cockbreath slimeball this year. I hope he leaves the field in a body bag. :#

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

06-17-2005, 05:44 PM

maybe he was joking? :shrug:

stevieray

06-17-2005, 05:53 PM

. I'm not thrilled with seeing the Chiefs face him again this year.

I am. Big time.

Skip Towne

06-17-2005, 05:58 PM

I am. Big time.
I hope we play them early since that smurf will go down with injury around midseason.

Pants

06-17-2005, 05:58 PM

I am. Big time.

Dude you realize he's torched us everytime he faced us?

Hercules Rockefell

06-17-2005, 06:05 PM

Don't know how you can get your average "back" over 6 ypc when it was never there in the first place.

Pants

06-17-2005, 06:07 PM

Don't know how you can get your average "back" over 6 ypc when it was never there in the first place.

I just checked his page and you're right. Maybe he meant over five ypc?

Bowser

06-17-2005, 06:08 PM

Don't know how you can get your average "back" over 6 ypc when it was never there in the first place.

He's from "The U". They ain't none of them to bright with the math down there.

PastorMikH

06-17-2005, 06:10 PM

What we aren't reading is that Portis has a Plan!

This last off season he has been working with the offensive linemen teaching them how to perform chop blocks and talking to the equipment manager about how to best apply the cooking spray to his jersy.

stevieray

06-17-2005, 06:12 PM

Dude you realize he's torched us everytime he faced us?

dude, that's great. He was also running in a cheating donx "system"

That was then, this is now.

Pants

06-17-2005, 06:14 PM

dude, that's great. He was also running in a cheating donx "system"

That was then, this is now.

Portis is talented as hell. He scares the crap out of me.

milkman

06-17-2005, 06:27 PM

dude, that's great. He was also running in a cheating donx "system"

That was then, this is now.

Not to mention a defense that was lacking talent from front to back.

He'll be running up against an entirely different group this year.

stevieray

06-17-2005, 06:29 PM

Not to mention a defense that was lacking talent from front to back.

He'll be running up against an entirely different group this year.

Exactly.

stevieray

06-17-2005, 06:30 PM

He scares the crap out of me.

Not me.

alanm

06-17-2005, 07:02 PM

We get another shot at this cockbreath slimeball this year. I hope he leaves the field in a body bag. :#
I hope he brings that f*cking belt with him. I'll never forget that classless act. But then that's what Miami players are famous for. :cuss:

craneref

06-17-2005, 07:05 PM

Hercules Rockefell

06-17-2005, 08:47 PM

I want him to get 20 carries for like 16 yards and the Priest to run for 200+ and 4 TD's, in the first half and the LJ to come in and run for another 100+ and 4 TD's then watch Priest and LJ walk across the field to Portis and tell him "Nice game" that is what I called a classy rubbing the salt into the wound. GO CHIEFS

I like Priest a lot and think he's a great back, but holding the ball out to the D everytime he walks into the endzone is not that high on the "classy" scale either.

alanm

06-17-2005, 08:54 PM

I like Priest a lot and think he's a great back, but holding the ball out to the D everytime he walks into the endzone is not that high on the "classy" scale either.
He's not holding it out to the defense. That's his little electric slide(glide?) move. Actually it's pretty tame compared to what most guys do.

Hercules Rockefell

06-17-2005, 08:57 PM

He's not holding it out to the defense. That's his little electric slide(glide?) move. Actually it's pretty tame compared to what most guys do.

Most guys do something after they get into the endzone, he's one of the few that does something while going in. I wouldn't give a rat's ass if he did it in the endzone. I wouldn't call what he does tame, but it doesn't rise to the level of some of the occasional BS that guys do when they break a long one and no one's around them as they cross the goalline. I just don't think it's that classy to do something as you're going in regardless of what it is.

Wile_E_Coyote

06-17-2005, 09:18 PM

Most guys do something after they get into the endzone, he's one of the few that does something while going in. I wouldn't give a rat's ass if he did it in the endzone. I wouldn't call what he does tame, but it doesn't rise to the level of some of the occasional BS that guys do when they break a long one and no one's around them as they cross the goalline. I just don't think it's that classy to do something as you're going in regardless of what it is.

got rat ass

craneref

06-17-2005, 09:44 PM

I like Priest a lot and think he's a great back, but holding the ball out to the D everytime he walks into the endzone is not that high on the "classy" scale either.

I have to agree with the others, it is part of his slide into the endzone, he is not holding the ball out to anyone, it is more like a Ta Da. Of course I guess he could run around a salute allt he team mates and the fans because that is classy, or go make a pretend belt and parade it around because that is real class. I remember Marcus Allen keeping the football after every score like a friggin' trophy what a classless act huh. I think celebration adds to the game as long as it is not over the top complete slef adulation, so I would hardly say that the nano second that Priest does his slide is classless, I have NEVER heard anyone else (except donkey fans) say that. But you are entitled to your opinion of the BEST RB in the NFL right now, no matter how wrong it is, :p GO PRIEST / GO CHIEFS

Hercules Rockefell

06-17-2005, 09:58 PM

got rat ass

Wow, could you get a little weaker? At least craneref came with something, you just made a retarded Shanny reference.

Eleazar

06-17-2005, 09:59 PM

Bring the belt, Portis. Time for the rematch.

Wile_E_Coyote

06-17-2005, 10:10 PM

Wow, could you get a little weaker? At least craneref came with something, you just made a retarded Shanny reference.

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craneref

06-17-2005, 10:10 PM

I have to agree with the others, it is part of his slide into the endzone, he is not holding the ball out to anyone, it is more like a Ta Da. Of course I guess he could run around a salute allt he team mates and the fans because that is classy, or go make a pretend belt and parade it around because that is real class. I remember Marcus Allen keeping the football after every score like a friggin' trophy what a classless act huh. I think celebration adds to the game as long as it is not over the top complete slef adulation, so I would hardly say that the nano second that Priest does his slide is classless, I have NEVER heard anyone else (except donkey fans) say that. But you are entitled to your opinion of the BEST RB in the NFL right now, no matter how wrong it is, :p GO PRIEST / GO CHIEFS

I forgot to add that unfortunately that so called classless act is going to have to be witnessed 30 times this year. I would pay good money to have a great seat like the poor "D" watching him go in. Here is a preemptive Ta Da for those who don't like Priest Unplugged with the KC Slide

Skip Towne

06-17-2005, 10:17 PM

I like Priest a lot and think he's a great back, but holding the ball out to the D everytime he walks into the endzone is not that high on the "classy" scale either.
Dude, he is not "holding the ball out to the D" as you suggest. If he was he would be penalized for taunting after each TD. It is just his "open arms" signature.

Wile_E_Coyote

06-17-2005, 10:19 PM

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craneref

06-17-2005, 10:20 PM

Dude, he is not "holding the ball out to the D" as you suggest. If he was he would be penalized for taunting after each TD. It is just his "open arms" signature.
Yeah, that is perfect, it is his "Love Shimmy" so give me some massive Love Priest, GO CHIEFS

Wallcrawler

06-18-2005, 06:24 AM

Portis better be praying for a competent QB and passing game this year if he hopes to have anything higher than his 3.8 ypc he had last year.

As long as the D doesnt fear the pass and they stack up in the box, there is no way he's going to even sniff 9 yards per carry.

He's going to be seeing 8 in the box quite a bit. I highly doubt that the combination of Brunell/Ramsey to Santana Moss and David Patten are going to scare anyone.

As for playing the Chiefs this year, he's going to be seeing some new faces. I cant wait until Sammy Knight plants him in the turf and knocks his mouthpiece into the fifth row.