Night Crew

[Fire Me Boy!]

Let's see how many typical Night Crew thread things I can work into this post...

So, I was drinking some beer tonight, watching a movie about boobs, when I had to take a wicked dump.

There! I did it! Woo hoo!

[Fire Me Boy!]

Let's see what you can do!

[trndobrd]

I'm worthless, my life is in disarray. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

[Logical]

You missed movies.:p

[Fire Me Boy!]

You missed movies.:p
SHIT! And that's normally my subject of interest... I'll edit.

[Logical]

SHIT! And that's normally my subject of interest... I'll edit.Nice job on the edit.:clap:

[Fire Me Boy!]

I actually refrained from adding, "Damn my life sucks" at the end. But thanks!

[Ultra Peanut]

Gravity-y-y-y-y-yyyyy on me
Never let me down gently
Gravity-y-y-y-y-yyyyy with me
Never let me go, no no
Gravity-y-y-y-y-yyyyy

[Fire Me Boy!]

OOH! I just rolled over 2000 posts. What a milestone.

[Ultra Peanut]

I'm sooo impressed.

[JOhn]

All right, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge? :hmmm:

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'm sooo impressed.
And you should be. :harumph:

[Ultra Peanut]

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[craneref]

I actually refrained from adding, "Damn my life sucks" at the end. But thanks!

You know that requires a mandatory 5 point deduction so the best you can do is 95%, so you can't be perfect on this post, sorry. :p

[Ultra Peanut]

All right, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge? :hmmm:This dood:

[Ari Chi3fs]

I'm sooo impressed.

I ain’t happy,
I’m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I’m useless but not for long
The future is coming on

[Ari Chi3fs]

whoa, i just hit post 7,462... time for a beer.

[Ultra Peanut]

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[JOhn]

This dood:
uummm OK. :rolleyes:

[trndobrd]

You know that requires a mandatory 5 point deduction so the best you can do is 95%, so you can't be perfect on this post, sorry. :p


It's just not a Night Crew thread without a "life sucks" sobfest. Oh, and all the usual drunken advice.

[Ultra Peanut]

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[Ultra Peanut]

I ain’t happy,
I’m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I’m useless but not for long
The future is coming onLALALALALALALALALALA-HEY!
LALALALALALALALALALA-HEY!
LALALALALALALALALALA-HEY!
LALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

[Demonpenz]

finally someone let me out of my cage

[Ultra Peanut]

Now, time for me is nothin', 'cause I'm countin' no age

[Ultra Peanut]

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[Ultra Peanut]

<img src="http://www.ukrainianweb.com/images/travel/kiev_view.jpg" style="width: 563px; height: 403px; border: 0" alt="" />

[Ultra Peanut]

<img src="http://pics.scripting.com/0030/0023.jpg" style="width: 640px; height: 480px; border: 0" alt="" />

[Ultra Peanut]

I've been pokin' a voodoo doll that you do not know I made
For you
Of you
Let's see what needles do

[Ultra Peanut]

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[luv]

OOH! I just rolled over 2000 posts. What a milestone.

I'm working on a thousand. Oh, and my first really funny one.

[luv]

It's just not a Night Crew thread without a "life sucks" sobfest. Oh, and all the usual drunken advice.

I guess I could start on getting drunk, but it's no fun when you have no one--I mean nothing to do.

[Rausch]

I should not be this sober this late...

[Ultra Peanut]

I'm working on... my first really funny one.Don't worry. I've been trying for almost four years.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I guess I could start on getting drunk, but it's no fun when you have no one--I mean nothing to do.
And kickstarting the depression part of the thread, it's luuuuuuvvvvv2oooooooriiiiiiiiiiite!

*applause*

[Fire Me Boy!]

Don't worry. I've been trying for almost four years.
She's right.

[luv]

And kickstarting the depression part of the thread, it's luuuuuuvvvvv2oooooooriiiiiiiiiiite!

*applause*
PBJ

[Ultra Peanut]

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[go bowe]

ahhh, dancing... :D

that's what this thread needs more of... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

[PastorMikH]

All right, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge? :hmmm:



Obviously we have given the kids a little too much reign on the nite crew stuff.


It's not how many nite crew topics you can throw into one post, it's how many post can you put up without saying anything.


:shake:

[Rausch]

I'm not quite there yet, but if I still can, I'll send you a postcard when I do...

[J Diddy]

ahhh, dancing... :D

that's what this thread needs more of... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Damn them dancing bananas.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Obviously we have given the kids a little too much reign on the nite crew stuff.


It's not how many nite crew topics you can throw into one post, it's how many post can you put up without saying anything.


:shake:
Teach me... I shall be your PlayDoh, and you shall be the artists fingers. Please, Pastor, finger me.

[go bowe]

Don't worry. I've been trying for almost four years.you succeed more than not...

and even if it's not funny, it's almost certain to be bizarre yet fascinating...

what was that song that became the theme song for bob hope on his uso tours?

"thanks for the memories"... :toast:

and just think, you're still a young 'un... :D :D :D

[Ultra Peanut]

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[J Diddy]

Teach me... I shall be your PlayDoh, and you shall be the artists fingers. Please, Pastor, finger me.


This is messed up. Sounds like you're hitting on the pastor.

[luv]

This is messed up. Sounds like you're hitting on the pastor.
I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:

[Fire Me Boy!]

This is messed up. Sounds like you're hitting on the pastor.
ROFL PBJ

[go bowe]

Teach me... I shall be your PlayDoh, and you shall be the artists fingers. Please, Pastor, finger me.please pastor, finger me?

i think you've got pastormike confused with denver chief... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif

[J Diddy]

I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:

That was pretty good. Wrong but good.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:
:Pimp:

[Ultra Peanut]

you succeed more than not...

and even if it's not funny, it's almost certain to be bizarre yet fascinating..."bizarre yet fascinating"

'Tis truly a badge I shall wear with honor.

[go bowe]

I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:yeah, father mike...

heck of a guy... :D :D :D

[Ultra Peanut]

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[PastorMikH]

please pastor, finger me?

i think you've got pastormike confused with denver chief... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif


I think so too!:Lin:

[PastorMikH]

I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:

Now, how could I be catholic? You've met my wife. DUUUHHH


You've been hanging aroung TK haven't you?

[luv]

Now, how could I be catholic? You've met my wife. DUUUHHH


You've been hanging aroung TK haven't you?
ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

<img src="http://www.vacations-abroad.com/marocalley.jpg" style="width: 436px; height: 299px; border: 0" alt="" />

[luv]

Why is it, whenever I have to work the next day, I can stay up till 5AM with no problems? But, whenever I don't have to work the next day, I see the clock says 1:51AM, and I'm thinking to myself, "Damn. It's only 1:51? Feels more like 3:00."? Murphy's Law, I guess.

[Rausch]

Why is it, whenever I have to work the next day, I can stay up till 5AM with no problems? But, whenever I don't have to work the next day, I see the clock says 1:51AM, and I'm thinking to myself, "Damn. It's only 1:51? Feels more like 3:00."? Murphy's Law, I guess.

Apparently because you can do your job on very little sleep.

[Ultra Peanut]

Why does every single Coldplay song sound EXACTLY THE ****ING SAME?

Drone, drone, drone, finish three hours later.

[Rausch]

Why does every single Coldplay song sound EXACTLY THE ****ING SAME?

Drone, drone, drone, finish three hours later.

That's what you get for not listening to Damien Rice, BITCH...

[Ultra Peanut]

I've actually been meaning to check out Damien Rice for the longest time, but I've never gotten around to it.

Suggest a song or an album, and I'll, err, "look into it."

[luv]

Apparently because you can do your job on very little sleep.
Oh, I work second shift. I could go to bed at 5AM and not get up till noon if I wanted to. Maybe that's it. I subconsciously know that I am going to be able to enjoy more of my day on the weekend, so I tire earlier so that I can get up earlier. I also have to go shopping tomorrow. Father's day is Sunday. Where might I find a Chiefs patio umbrella? I guess I could get him one red one and one yellow one. He has two tables, but one of his umbrellas broke.

[Rausch]

I've actually been meaning to check out Damien Rice for the longest time, but I've never gotten around to it.

Suggest a song or an album, and I'll, err, "look into it."

Just d/load the $#it for free you tightass.

I'd suggest "The Professor" and "The Blower's Daughter" to start...

[Ultra Peanut]

Oh, I work second shift. I could go to bed at 5AM and not get up till noon if I wanted to. Maybe that's it. I subconsciously know that I am going to be able to enjoy more of my day on the weekend, so I tire earlier so that I can get up earlier. I also have to go shopping tomorrow. Father's day is Sunday. Where might I find a Chiefs patio umbrella? I guess I could get him one red one and one yellow one. He has two tables, but one of his umbrellas broke.I'm so glad my dad doesn't read this forum or even know it exists...

Oh, wait, some loud-mouth, batshit crazy bitch put her nose in business that wasn't even remotely hers and told him the very thing I wanted to clue him in on before I could muster the courage to do so, apparently about a week ago... way to "help" by complicating things, you ****ing idiot.

Well, that was irrelevant. As is the aforementioned batshit crazy bitch, which is why her actions were beyond ****ing retarded. If it had been my mom, I'd have understood. I'd have been mad, but I'd have understood. But nooooooo... she's got to "help" us by ****ing everything up. ****ing loose cannon. Knew she was bad news.

Just d/load the $#it for free you tightass.Well, du--err, what a horrible thing to suggest!

[luv]

I'm so glad my dad doesn't read this forum or even know it exists...

Oh, wait, some loud-mouth, batshit crazy bitch put her nose in business that wasn't hers and told him the very thing I wanted to clue him in on before I could muster the courage to do so, apparently about a week ago... way to "help" by complicating things, you ****ing idiot.

Well, that was irrelevant.

Well, du--err, what a horrible thing to suggest!
:spock:

[Ultra Peanut]

Just write it off... "Bizarre yet fascinating..."

[Ultra Peanut]

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[luv]

Just write it off... "Bizarre yet fascinating..."
I'm just gonna nod my head and smile.

[Ultra Peanut]

Typical response.

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[Ultra Peanut]

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[el borracho]

Of the first 30, 18 is my favorite.

[el borracho]

Now through 60, 18 still my favorite; 57 is my second fav.

[el borracho]

70 has some appeal. I'll call that my 3rd favorite.

[Fairplay]

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[Fairplay]

http://www.dragonandthehawk.com/scene_taxifight_01.jpg

[Fairplay]

http://www.jonmargolis.com/x-country.jpg

[FloridaChief]

We're not going to Disneyworld, or any other world!

[Fairplay]

. :eek:

[Ultra Peanut]

http://www.jonmargolis.com/x-country.jpgTaking the ol' Jesus horse out for a walk, I see.