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Fire Me Boy!
06-17-2005, 11:58 PM
Let's see how many typical Night Crew thread things I can work into this post...

So, I was drinking some beer tonight, watching a movie about boobs, when I had to take a wicked dump.

There! I did it! Woo hoo!

Fire Me Boy!
06-17-2005, 11:58 PM
Let's see what you can do!

trndobrd
06-18-2005, 12:01 AM
I'm worthless, my life is in disarray. If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

Logical
06-18-2005, 12:01 AM
You missed movies.:p

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 12:02 AM
You missed movies.:p
SHIT! And that's normally my subject of interest... I'll edit.

Logical
06-18-2005, 12:12 AM
SHIT! And that's normally my subject of interest... I'll edit.Nice job on the edit.:clap:

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 12:14 AM
I actually refrained from adding, "Damn my life sucks" at the end. But thanks!

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:17 AM
Gravity-y-y-y-y-yyyyy on me
Never let me down gently
Gravity-y-y-y-y-yyyyy with me
Never let me go, no no
Gravity-y-y-y-y-yyyyy

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 12:20 AM
OOH! I just rolled over 2000 posts. What a milestone.

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:21 AM
I'm sooo impressed.

JOhn
06-18-2005, 12:21 AM
All right, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge? :hmmm:

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 12:21 AM
I'm sooo impressed.
And you should be. :harumph:

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:22 AM
<img src="http://planetanimals.com/egypt/nile-in-cairo.jpg" style="width: 720px; height: 500px; border: 0" alt="" />

craneref
06-18-2005, 12:23 AM
I actually refrained from adding, "Damn my life sucks" at the end. But thanks!

You know that requires a mandatory 5 point deduction so the best you can do is 95%, so you can't be perfect on this post, sorry. :p

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:23 AM
All right, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge? :hmmm:This dood:

Ari Chi3fs
06-18-2005, 12:23 AM
I'm sooo impressed.

I ainít happy,
Iím feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
Iím useless but not for long
The future is coming on

Ari Chi3fs
06-18-2005, 12:24 AM
whoa, i just hit post 7,462... time for a beer.

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:24 AM
<img src="http://danielm.projektas.lt/img/foto/Vilnius%20at%20night%205.jpg" style="width: 800px; height: 600px; border: 0" alt="" />

JOhn
06-18-2005, 12:25 AM
This dood:
uummm OK. :rolleyes:

trndobrd
06-18-2005, 12:30 AM
You know that requires a mandatory 5 point deduction so the best you can do is 95%, so you can't be perfect on this post, sorry. :p


It's just not a Night Crew thread without a "life sucks" sobfest. Oh, and all the usual drunken advice.

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:33 AM
<img src="http://www.definingsanity.com/images/lloyd2.gif" style="width: 274px; height: 170px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:35 AM
I ainít happy,
Iím feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
Iím useless but not for long
The future is coming onLALALALALALALALALALA-HEY!
LALALALALALALALALALA-HEY!
LALALALALALALALALALA-HEY!
LALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

Demonpenz
06-18-2005, 12:48 AM
finally someone let me out of my cage

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:49 AM
Now, time for me is nothin', 'cause I'm countin' no age

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:52 AM
<img src="http://www.andreas-praefcke.de/carthalia/russia/images/rus_vladivostok_teatr.jpg" style="width: 436px; height: 308px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:53 AM
<img src="http://www.ukrainianweb.com/images/travel/kiev_view.jpg" style="width: 563px; height: 403px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 12:54 AM
<img src="http://pics.scripting.com/0030/0023.jpg" style="width: 640px; height: 480px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:04 AM
I've been pokin' a voodoo doll that you do not know I made
For you
Of you
Let's see what needles do

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:09 AM
<img src="http://www.travel-pictures-gallery.com/pics/newzealand1/newz0005.jpg" style="width: 560px; height: 372px; border: 0" alt="" />

luv
06-18-2005, 01:13 AM
OOH! I just rolled over 2000 posts. What a milestone.

I'm working on a thousand. Oh, and my first really funny one.

luv
06-18-2005, 01:14 AM
It's just not a Night Crew thread without a "life sucks" sobfest. Oh, and all the usual drunken advice.

I guess I could start on getting drunk, but it's no fun when you have no one--I mean nothing to do.

Rausch
06-18-2005, 01:24 AM
I should not be this sober this late...

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:25 AM
I'm working on... my first really funny one.Don't worry. I've been trying for almost four years.

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 01:26 AM
I guess I could start on getting drunk, but it's no fun when you have no one--I mean nothing to do.
And kickstarting the depression part of the thread, it's luuuuuuvvvvv2oooooooriiiiiiiiiiite!

*applause*

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 01:26 AM
Don't worry. I've been trying for almost four years.
She's right.

luv
06-18-2005, 01:28 AM
And kickstarting the depression part of the thread, it's luuuuuuvvvvv2oooooooriiiiiiiiiiite!

*applause*
PBJ

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:29 AM
<img src="http://aha-intl.org/images/rosario2004.jpg" style="width: 360px; height: 458px; border: 0" alt="" />

go bowe
06-18-2005, 01:30 AM
ahhh, dancing... :D

that's what this thread needs more of... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

PastorMikH
06-18-2005, 01:32 AM
All right, WTF is going on here, and who's in charge? :hmmm:



Obviously we have given the kids a little too much reign on the nite crew stuff.


It's not how many nite crew topics you can throw into one post, it's how many post can you put up without saying anything.


:shake:

Rausch
06-18-2005, 01:32 AM
I'm not quite there yet, but if I still can, I'll send you a postcard when I do...

J Diddy
06-18-2005, 01:33 AM
ahhh, dancing... :D

that's what this thread needs more of... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Damn them dancing bananas.

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 01:34 AM
Obviously we have given the kids a little too much reign on the nite crew stuff.


It's not how many nite crew topics you can throw into one post, it's how many post can you put up without saying anything.


:shake:
Teach me... I shall be your PlayDoh, and you shall be the artists fingers. Please, Pastor, finger me.

go bowe
06-18-2005, 01:34 AM
Don't worry. I've been trying for almost four years.you succeed more than not...

and even if it's not funny, it's almost certain to be bizarre yet fascinating...

what was that song that became the theme song for bob hope on his uso tours?

"thanks for the memories"... :toast:

and just think, you're still a young 'un... :D :D :D

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:35 AM
<img src="http://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~chyuma/yokohama%20003.jpg" style="width: 640px; height: 480px; border: 0" alt="" />

J Diddy
06-18-2005, 01:36 AM
Teach me... I shall be your PlayDoh, and you shall be the artists fingers. Please, Pastor, finger me.


This is messed up. Sounds like you're hitting on the pastor.

luv
06-18-2005, 01:38 AM
This is messed up. Sounds like you're hitting on the pastor.
I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 01:38 AM
This is messed up. Sounds like you're hitting on the pastor.
ROFL PBJ

go bowe
06-18-2005, 01:38 AM
Teach me... I shall be your PlayDoh, and you shall be the artists fingers. Please, Pastor, finger me.please pastor, finger me?

i think you've got pastormike confused with denver chief... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif

J Diddy
06-18-2005, 01:38 AM
I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:

That was pretty good. Wrong but good.

Fire Me Boy!
06-18-2005, 01:39 AM
I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:
:Pimp:

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:40 AM
you succeed more than not...

and even if it's not funny, it's almost certain to be bizarre yet fascinating..."bizarre yet fascinating"

'Tis truly a badge I shall wear with honor.

go bowe
06-18-2005, 01:40 AM
I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:yeah, father mike...

heck of a guy... :D :D :D

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:41 AM
<img src="http://www.holidaym.ru/mel/england/london_eye6.jpg" style="width: 640px; height: 427px; border: 0" alt="" />

PastorMikH
06-18-2005, 01:42 AM
please pastor, finger me?

i think you've got pastormike confused with denver chief... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/Bizkit/confused.gif


I think so too!:Lin:

PastorMikH
06-18-2005, 01:43 AM
I didn't know PastorMike was catholic? :hmmm:

Now, how could I be catholic? You've met my wife. DUUUHHH


You've been hanging aroung TK haven't you?

luv
06-18-2005, 01:44 AM
Now, how could I be catholic? You've met my wife. DUUUHHH


You've been hanging aroung TK haven't you?
ROFL

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:47 AM
<img src="http://www.vacations-abroad.com/marocalley.jpg" style="width: 436px; height: 299px; border: 0" alt="" />

luv
06-18-2005, 01:52 AM
Why is it, whenever I have to work the next day, I can stay up till 5AM with no problems? But, whenever I don't have to work the next day, I see the clock says 1:51AM, and I'm thinking to myself, "Damn. It's only 1:51? Feels more like 3:00."? Murphy's Law, I guess.

Rausch
06-18-2005, 01:54 AM
Why is it, whenever I have to work the next day, I can stay up till 5AM with no problems? But, whenever I don't have to work the next day, I see the clock says 1:51AM, and I'm thinking to myself, "Damn. It's only 1:51? Feels more like 3:00."? Murphy's Law, I guess.

Apparently because you can do your job on very little sleep.

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:56 AM
Why does every single Coldplay song sound EXACTLY THE ****ING SAME?

Drone, drone, drone, finish three hours later.

Rausch
06-18-2005, 01:57 AM
Why does every single Coldplay song sound EXACTLY THE ****ING SAME?

Drone, drone, drone, finish three hours later.

That's what you get for not listening to Damien Rice, BITCH...

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 01:59 AM
I've actually been meaning to check out Damien Rice for the longest time, but I've never gotten around to it.

Suggest a song or an album, and I'll, err, "look into it."

luv
06-18-2005, 02:01 AM
Apparently because you can do your job on very little sleep.
Oh, I work second shift. I could go to bed at 5AM and not get up till noon if I wanted to. Maybe that's it. I subconsciously know that I am going to be able to enjoy more of my day on the weekend, so I tire earlier so that I can get up earlier. I also have to go shopping tomorrow. Father's day is Sunday. Where might I find a Chiefs patio umbrella? I guess I could get him one red one and one yellow one. He has two tables, but one of his umbrellas broke.

Rausch
06-18-2005, 02:01 AM
I've actually been meaning to check out Damien Rice for the longest time, but I've never gotten around to it.

Suggest a song or an album, and I'll, err, "look into it."

Just d/load the $#it for free you tightass.

I'd suggest "The Professor" and "The Blower's Daughter" to start...

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 02:08 AM
Oh, I work second shift. I could go to bed at 5AM and not get up till noon if I wanted to. Maybe that's it. I subconsciously know that I am going to be able to enjoy more of my day on the weekend, so I tire earlier so that I can get up earlier. I also have to go shopping tomorrow. Father's day is Sunday. Where might I find a Chiefs patio umbrella? I guess I could get him one red one and one yellow one. He has two tables, but one of his umbrellas broke.I'm so glad my dad doesn't read this forum or even know it exists...

Oh, wait, some loud-mouth, batshit crazy bitch put her nose in business that wasn't even remotely hers and told him the very thing I wanted to clue him in on before I could muster the courage to do so, apparently about a week ago... way to "help" by complicating things, you ****ing idiot.

Well, that was irrelevant. As is the aforementioned batshit crazy bitch, which is why her actions were beyond ****ing retarded. If it had been my mom, I'd have understood. I'd have been mad, but I'd have understood. But nooooooo... she's got to "help" us by ****ing everything up. ****ing loose cannon. Knew she was bad news.

Just d/load the $#it for free you tightass.Well, du--err, what a horrible thing to suggest!

luv
06-18-2005, 02:10 AM
I'm so glad my dad doesn't read this forum or even know it exists...

Oh, wait, some loud-mouth, batshit crazy bitch put her nose in business that wasn't hers and told him the very thing I wanted to clue him in on before I could muster the courage to do so, apparently about a week ago... way to "help" by complicating things, you ****ing idiot.

Well, that was irrelevant.

Well, du--err, what a horrible thing to suggest!
:spock:

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 02:22 AM
Just write it off... "Bizarre yet fascinating..."

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 02:32 AM
<img src="http://www.wellroundedkids.com/store/Activities/performing-arts/Everybody%20Dance%20Video.jpg" style="width: 300px; height: 300px; border: 0" alt="" />

luv
06-18-2005, 02:39 AM
Just write it off... "Bizarre yet fascinating..."
I'm just gonna nod my head and smile.

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 02:40 AM
Typical response.

<img src="http://www.1-115inf.com/albums/northwind/IMG_0028.jpg" style="width: 800px; height: 600px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 02:51 AM
<img src="http://members.cox.net/vegasj6/tecmes137.gif" style="width: 384px; height: 199px; border: 0" alt="" />

el borracho
06-18-2005, 03:32 AM
Of the first 30, 18 is my favorite.

el borracho
06-18-2005, 03:36 AM
Now through 60, 18 still my favorite; 57 is my second fav.

el borracho
06-18-2005, 03:38 AM
70 has some appeal. I'll call that my 3rd favorite.

Fairplay
06-18-2005, 04:46 AM
.

Fairplay
06-18-2005, 04:59 AM
http://www.dragonandthehawk.com/scene_taxifight_01.jpg

Fairplay
06-18-2005, 05:01 AM
http://www.jonmargolis.com/x-country.jpg

FloridaChief
06-18-2005, 05:09 AM
We're not going to Disneyworld, or any other world!

Fairplay
06-18-2005, 05:11 AM
. :eek:

Ultra Peanut
06-18-2005, 05:27 AM
http://www.jonmargolis.com/x-country.jpgTaking the ol' Jesus horse out for a walk, I see.