View Full Version : A little Johnny Damon smack talk

Judge Smails
06-20-2005, 06:16 PM
I was watching a re-run of Conan O'Brien a little bit ago, and the blonde dude from Queer Eye was talking about their show with the BoSox. What made me howl was when he said "Johnny Damon has his own personal hair dresser he takes on the road, that's more gay than me."

06-20-2005, 06:17 PM

06-20-2005, 07:08 PM
Does he need a hairdresser for this?

Judge Smails
06-20-2005, 07:20 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like myself hits more than .275 , then he is entitled to no less than eight million in salary. Thank you.