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KChiefsQT
06-20-2005, 07:18 PM
would you rather work?

Phobia
06-20-2005, 07:21 PM
Brothel.

NewChief
06-20-2005, 07:26 PM
Probably prefer to work for Outside, National Geographic Adventure, or some Fly fishing magazine.

Phobia
06-20-2005, 07:27 PM
I chose sports illustrated because all you have to do is shit on a piece of paper and turn it in as a Peter King column. It has to be the easiest job in the world.

Skip Towne
06-20-2005, 07:28 PM
High Times

Bowser
06-20-2005, 07:29 PM
I'll be the pool boy at the Playboy Mansion, specializing working in the Grotto.

Rain Man
06-20-2005, 07:32 PM
This is a splendid, thought-provoking poll. Rep is being fedexed to the author.

I very quickly bounced around between the Chiefs, Playboy, and Sports Illustrated before noticing National Geographic. No question: National Geographic would be my choice. You'd have a great variety of topics to write about, and you'd travel to interesting places to do your writing.

This has me all stoked up. I want to be a writer for National Geographic.

Smithsonian would be a cool magazine to write for, too. You could possibly do some travel for that magazine, but you could also write on almost anything. Smithsonian is the best magazine around in terms of breadth of topics and intelligent writing.

KChiefsQT
06-20-2005, 07:47 PM
National Geographic would be fun!! They go to some amazing places.....but I'd still rather be on the Chiefs staff!!! Watergirl anyone?????? hahahaha

Rain Man
06-20-2005, 07:52 PM
I actually would worry about working for the Chiefs. Right now, I root for the team avidly and like all the players and stuff. If I played for the team, I could see a worst-case scenario of really disliking a player or two and then being torn about rooting for them on Sunday, or best case shooting myself by being around a bunch of millionaire 20-somethings and realizing that all of my hopes and dreams are dead and I'm just a middle-aged pedestrian citizen trudging through my life.

Chiefnj
06-20-2005, 08:14 PM
I'll be the pool boy at the Playboy Mansion, specializing working in the Grotto.

You wouldn't last 5 minutes before you got fired for wankin' in the pool.

Bowser
06-20-2005, 08:16 PM
You wouldn't last 5 minutes before you got fired for wankin' in the pool.

Yeah, but those 5 minutes........

Jenson71
06-20-2005, 08:17 PM
New York Times, defnitely.

JohnnyV13
06-20-2005, 08:17 PM
Hellooooo...

I want to be the Playboy photographer.....

Who needs to be original with a topic like this....

KChiefsQT
06-20-2005, 08:26 PM
JOHNNNY!! So....you mean you were lying to me when we had my nude photo shoot last week? Where are those pictures going if they arent headed to HEF himself. Aye Aye Aye.. thats the last time I agree to do a shoot with a sleezy photographer!!!!!!!!!! :shake:

Bowser
06-20-2005, 08:28 PM
JOHNNNY!! So....you mean you were lying to me when we had my nude photo shoot last week? Where are those pictures going if they arent headed to HEF himself. Aye Aye Aye.. thats the last time I agree to do a shoot with a sleezy photographer!!!!!!!!!! :shake:

Link?

unlurking
06-20-2005, 08:28 PM
Better be going to the girlie thread, or Johnny's posting privileges should be postponed!

;)

AeroSquid
06-20-2005, 08:40 PM
Google

JohnnyV13
06-20-2005, 08:50 PM
Hello...Kara...

I said I was a playboy.....not that i worked for Playboy

DTLB58
06-20-2005, 08:50 PM
I voted for the Chiefs staff but I LOVE the NFL as much as I do the Chiefs and plus I'm a huge NFL history nut so my dream job would probably be The NFL Network or NFL Films........ :) ROFL

StcChief
06-20-2005, 09:09 PM
NG - the travel alone would be worth it.

chiefs4me
06-20-2005, 09:53 PM
SI.....access to football,hockey and basketball.:p

Frazod
06-20-2005, 09:57 PM
You wouldn't last 5 minutes before you got fired for wankin' in the pool.

No, he'd be cleaning up after OTHER PEOPLE wanked in the pool. :spock:

Ari Chi3fs
06-20-2005, 10:00 PM
I think Ill start a new magazine called "Playboy Geographic", that way I can travel all over the world to see the fine poon.

keg in kc
06-20-2005, 10:00 PM
Work?

No thanks.

RedThat
06-20-2005, 10:03 PM
I voted for Chiefs staff. As in management staff. I think I can do a good job.

Reaper16
06-20-2005, 10:04 PM
Chiefs staff. I mean, the oppourtunity to see the wild Scanlon in his natural habitat every day? National Geographic can't give you that.

Ultra Peanut
06-20-2005, 10:13 PM
I chose sports illustrated because all you have to do is shit on a piece of paper and turn it in as a Peter King column. It has to be the easiest job in the world.W-O-R-D up!

Logical
06-20-2005, 11:14 PM
Wow he is suggesting we can choose to play with the Rolling Stones. Hell you could probably still get laid nightly and earn millions a year playing with the Stones.

Jenson71
06-20-2005, 11:46 PM
Wow he is suggesting we can choose to play with the Rolling Stones. Hell you could probably still get laid nightly and earn millions a year playing with the Stones.

Notice how they're all literature, Vlad?

Rausch
06-20-2005, 11:47 PM
Chiefs staff.

mcan
06-20-2005, 11:59 PM
I chose "Chiefs' staff" because I assume you meant "Rolling Stone" Magazine, and not THE Rolling Stones. If you meant be a part of the Stones, I'd do that in a heartbeat!

KChiefsQT
06-21-2005, 01:10 AM
I chose "Chiefs' staff" because I assume you meant "Rolling Stone" Magazine, and not THE Rolling Stones. If you meant be a part of the Stones, I'd do that in a heartbeat!

Yeah I meant Rolling Stone Magazine....not the Stones. An "s" slipped in there. wooops.