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BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 12:12 AM
Saw the making of and the world premiere of the video on MTV and the scenes of Ms. Simpson in her bathing suit washing the General Lee is some of the hottest video material I've seen in awhile. You got an opinion? Seen the video?
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irishjayhawk
06-22-2005, 12:22 AM
Wow.

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 12:25 AM
Wow.
No Chit man. No Chit
http://jessicasimpson.com/images/gallery/angels06.jpg

Pants
06-22-2005, 12:28 AM
Something about this whole thing just seems trashy to me.

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 12:33 AM
Something about this whole thing just seems trashy to me.

A couple of unemployed white trash country bumpkins drive a car real fast while being chased by a redneck sheriff. Were you expecting something else other than low demoninator stuff?

Pants
06-22-2005, 12:35 AM
A couple of unemployed white trash country bumpkins drive a car real fast while being chased by a redneck sheriff. Were you expecting something else other than low demoninator stuff?

Nah, I'm talking about Jessica Simpson. She's beginning to get really annoying.

KCJake
06-22-2005, 12:37 AM
Damn :drool:

Frazod
06-22-2005, 12:38 AM
Nah, I'm talking about Jessica Simpson. She's beginning to get really annoying.

Not in that bikini she isn't. :drool:

No way in hell will I pay money to see that dumb f#ck movie, though. I can feel brain cells dying just from watching the trailer. :shake:

the Talking Can
06-22-2005, 12:54 AM
Does she realize she could make a billion dollars by selling one 5 minute homemade sex tape?...even if it was out of focus and had loud Robert Goulet music in the back ground....just 5 minutes baby....its a win/win...


ps.

that's an incredibly stupid song....like it matters....

mikey23545
06-22-2005, 06:48 AM
Looks like Willie is never gonna get himself outta IRS hell....

chagrin
06-22-2005, 07:11 AM
awesome...love that ass shakin around and ya can see 'er meat hanging down too, yeee-haww!!

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 07:53 AM
ya can see 'er meat hanging down too, yeee-haww!!
Smokin'. I agree, that meat hanging down even adds to the lore. :drool:

Scaga
06-22-2005, 08:13 AM
Wow!
I didn't realize she sang too.
I usually just turn off the sound whenever she's on TV. :clap:

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 08:13 AM
Smokin'. I agree, that meat hanging down even adds to the lore. :drool:

The song sucks big time. I'm sure the movie will be lame. The video is very average production wise but the bikini scenes :drool: make this one for the record books.

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 08:38 AM
The song sucks big time. I'm sure the movie will be lame. The video is very average production wise but the bikini scenes :drool: make this one for the record books.
If the song sucks, oh well. I have yet to see the video but it looks pretty hot. Shakin' that ass in that bikini is enough for me. :p

InChiefsHell
06-22-2005, 09:00 AM
slow ass connection...dammit...

...isn't this like what Paris Hilton did for the Hardees commercial?

the Talking Can
06-22-2005, 09:04 AM
slow ass connection...dammit...

...isn't this like what Paris Hilton did for the Hardees commercial?

with worse music...but better boobs

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 09:06 AM
with worse music...but better boobs

and much better backside view.

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 09:09 AM
I'm just amazed you can see the outline of her cooch. Unbelievable.

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 09:12 AM
I'm just amazed you can see the outline of her cooch. Unbelievable.

Yeah who was annointed the king of camel toe on here? How did he miss this?

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 09:13 AM
Yeah who was annointed the king of camel toe on here? How did he miss this?
The one and only cadmonkey is king of camel toe. Not sure how he missed that. :hmmm:

ChiTown
06-22-2005, 09:28 AM
ok

I'm not a fan, but I saw that video Monday night for the first time, and I got to say - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

That was a sexy, hot vid. I usually don't talk to my TV, but that was a first............

Uncle_Ted
06-22-2005, 11:14 AM
Big fuggin deal ... I'm supposed to get excited over some chick with little or no talent, that looks like a porn skank, who's throwing her body around trying to be sexy? It's all porn ... at least the strippers and porn skanks are being honest.

Reminds me of women I've seen in clubs ... their dance moves are so exaggerated, they are trying so hard to look sexy/slutty; the ones without rhythm end up looking like they're having a seizure.

Dr. Facebook Fever
06-22-2005, 11:27 AM
She looks good from a distance but I think her face is average at best. Plus seeing her a few times on her show and hearing her fart and talk about shitting has taken some of the shine off of her ass for me.

Phobia
06-22-2005, 11:32 AM
hearing her fart and talk about shitting has taken some of the shine off of her ass for me.

Are we still talking about JS or has the discussion moved on to your old lady?

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 11:34 AM
Are we still talking about JS or has the discussion moved on to your old lady?
ROFL

mikey23545
06-22-2005, 12:13 PM
Big fuggin deal ... I'm supposed to get excited over some chick with little or no talent, that looks like a porn skank, who's throwing her body around trying to be sexy? It's all porn ... at least the strippers and porn skanks are being honest.

Reminds me of women I've seen in clubs ... their dance moves are so exaggerated, they are trying so hard to look sexy/slutty; the ones without rhythm end up looking like they're having a seizure.

I doubt I could improve on your assessment, so I will simply agree....

I don't really see much dancing, it just looks like she is trying to show how far she can throw her pussy around.

Jenson71
06-22-2005, 12:19 PM
Pretty slutty. The best parts of the video are when Willie Nelson fills the frame.

Bacall, now she had (has) classy style...

http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/25/25_images/tohave1x.jpg

Goapics1
06-22-2005, 12:21 PM
how far she can throw her pussy around.
I do not see what is wrong with this.

Gravedigger
06-22-2005, 12:23 PM
Yeah Jessica Simpson was hot back when she was pure and not like all the other skanks out there like britney or christina but now she's just as used as they are. She's just taking advantage of the money which used to seperate her from the female artists i coudlnt stand. Not to mention most of her "singles" are just remakes of old songs like this one so obviously she has no creative spark for making music which doesnt shock me but its dissapointing.

Calcountry
06-22-2005, 01:47 PM
Nah, I'm talking about Jessica Simpson. She's beginning to get really annoying.Not nearly annoying as her "me too" sister Ashly.

Phobia
06-22-2005, 02:13 PM
I doubt I could improve on your assessment, so I will simply agree....

I don't really see much dancing, it just looks like she is trying to show how far she can throw her pussy around.

Heh heh. Cool. I don't want to take her to meet my family - I just want to ogle her while she participates in the pussy toss.

ChiTown
06-22-2005, 02:20 PM
Heh heh. Cool. I don't want to take her to meet my family - I just want to ogle her while she participates in the pussy toss.

No $hit. That's what I'm talking about. I don't want to take her home to meet my wife, I just wanna watch her shake her hooha..............

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 02:27 PM
No $hit. That's what I'm talking about. I don't want to take her home to meet my wife, I just wanna watch her shake her hooha..............

No Chit. We aint talking wifey material here. We are talking about an artistic appreciation of the female form. Especially when its in a bikini and shaking its booty at us.:drool:

mikey23545
06-22-2005, 02:37 PM
I don't know how to explain it.

There is something attractive or sexy about her I guess, but it's still kinda like watching a video of a vibrator laying on a table running until the batteries give out....

ChiTown
06-22-2005, 02:40 PM
I don't know how to explain it.

There is something attractive or sexy about her I guess, but it's still kinda like watching a video of a vibrator laying on a table running until the batteries give out....

Except, in this instance, the vibrator is connected to a pussy, with a great rack...................

Amnorix
06-22-2005, 02:57 PM
I don't know how to explain it.

There is something attractive or sexy about her I guess, but it's still kinda like watching a video of a vibrator laying on a table running until the batteries give out....


errrrr.....what?

SCTrojan
06-22-2005, 03:09 PM
Not too bright, but unbelievably hot. But I'm with everyone who said they won't get within a mile of the movie.

BigRedChief
06-22-2005, 11:54 PM
Not too bright, but unbelievably hot. But I'm with everyone who said they won't get within a mile of the movie.

With publicity like this it might do well

Rausch
06-22-2005, 11:58 PM
Oh, yay.

A remake of an old song for a remake of an old TV show-turned-movie by a mildly-talented-at-best ditz who isn't half as hot as most of the chix in my pr0n collection.

And she's clothed.

I'm supposed to jump at this $#it WHY again?...

Rausch
06-22-2005, 11:59 PM
With publicity like this it might do well

Don't kid yourself...

Saggysack
06-23-2005, 12:37 AM
Bah. She ruined a great song. Hardly a great video IMO. Sure, if you are a mid 30 something and up white guy that likes white women with no booty then by all means, flog it fellas. Just don't expect me to accept that she has a booty when in fact, there is hardly anything even there to be noticed. Call me when she gets above a 3 on the Beyonce Booty test.

BigRedChief
06-23-2005, 12:38 AM
Don't kid yourself...

Never underestimate the lunacy of our pop culture (William Hung?) And the hired guns of marketing to make something "hot".

NJ Chief Fan
06-23-2005, 01:35 AM
any male that doesnt enjoy jessica simpson in that bikini is gayer then johnie morton

Kraut
06-23-2005, 04:42 AM
:drool: :drool:

Fire Me Boy!
06-23-2005, 08:21 AM
What's not to like?
http://www.censoredentertainment.com/cp/1.gif

http://www.censoredentertainment.com/cp/2.gif

http://www.censoredentertainment.com/cp/3.gif

http://www.censoredentertainment.com/cp/4.gif

Phobia
06-23-2005, 09:02 AM
Sure, if you are a mid 30 something and up white guy that likes white women with no booty then by all means, flog it fellas.

Present and accounted for.....

BigRedChief
06-23-2005, 03:12 PM
any male that doesnt enjoy jessica simpson in that bikini is gayer then johnie morton

Not that there is anything wrong with that....:rolleyes:

KC Kings
06-23-2005, 03:43 PM
I don't really see much dancing, it just looks like she is trying to show how far she can throw her pussy around.

Perfect assesment, and the exact reason why I think it is one of the hottest American videos I have every seen.

She could have watched the Madonna line dancing video to see how to dance like a classy slut, but then again that was one of the few productions Madonna did that didn't feature her moose knuckle.

KC Kings
06-23-2005, 03:51 PM
Bah. She ruined a great song. Hardly a great video IMO. Sure, if you are a mid 30 something and up white guy that likes white women with no booty then by all means, flog it fellas. Just don't expect me to accept that she has a booty when in fact, there is hardly anything even there to be noticed. Call me when she gets above a 3 on the Beyonce Booty test.


She has a nice "booty" for a caucasian female. Not everybody likes fat cellulite asses. Most 250 pound women have large breast, but that doesn't make their large breast attractive. Most women with fat "booty's" have fat nasty thighs below and fat nasty snatch above. If you can read between the lines, great. I can't, and while I have never seen Beyonce in a little clothes as Jessica, if I had never heard Jessica talk before I would choose her over Beyonce in a split second.

Goapics1
06-23-2005, 03:54 PM
Jessica Beyonce

I would touch both of their moose knuckles in a split second.

Fire Me Boy!
06-23-2005, 04:03 PM
I would touch both of their moose knuckles in a split second.
:clap:

BigRedChief
06-24-2005, 03:34 PM
I would touch both of their moose knuckles in a split second.I don't know what a moose knuckle is but if its attached to those two I would think it would be a pleasant experience.

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 03:39 PM
moose knuckle
vagina