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Ultra Peanut
06-22-2005, 02:27 AM

One time when I was drunk and running from imaginary cops through some random backyards, I ran neck first into an actual clothesline. I woke up when it started raining and I realized I had lost my glasses when I flipped myself over into the ground.

Ahh college...good times.

06-22-2005, 02:40 AM
You didn't have to change ENDelt's name, I'm sure he didn't mind.

Taco John
06-22-2005, 04:32 AM
That actually sounds like a college story of mine, except replace "imaginary cops" with "thugs my buddy had just punched" and "neck first into an actual clothesline" with "into a potato field." I ended up waking up on the condiment counter at Jack in the Box that morning. I had no idea the Moscow cops had a wake-up service. I don't know how I talked my way out of that situation, but I was glad when I finally made it home.

Ultra Peanut
06-22-2005, 06:20 AM
Wait... you went to Idaho?

06-22-2005, 06:28 AM
Wait... you went to Idaho?

Yea ... Well IdaPimp...get your ass to work bitch!


Ultra Peanut
06-28-2005, 09:02 PM
From an NBA Draft thread:

How are you guys getting such fast updates?

What site are you guys using?

It's called the television.

OMG, my Tivo was like 10 minutes behind for the last hour. I'm a dumbass.