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MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 11:54 AM
crazy lady + dog bite = funny
nsfwish
http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/dog_bites.wmv (http://movies.collegehumor.com/media/movies/dog_bites.wmv)

BCD
06-24-2005, 11:59 AM
ROFL

Phobia
06-24-2005, 12:02 PM
Heh heh. That's ridiculous.

He have vassectomeeeee - he still make love, but he not have any babies.

Idahored
06-24-2005, 12:06 PM
They should take the dog and train it and then put the woman down....she is a danger to society!

Demonpenz
06-24-2005, 12:09 PM
That was the funniest shit i have seen ever. Where to start with this one. Ok first of all i got in trouble on time for punching a dog of that size in the face, but thats another story. Is that lady related to triumph the insult dog?

ragedogg69
06-24-2005, 12:09 PM
OMFG!


lol her defense is to say "yeah it bites" wtf?

Demonpenz
06-24-2005, 12:11 PM
second of all i really hate dog bite claims people are fing retarded. If your dog bites don't take it outside. I have people say "It's the other persons fault he started trying to kick the dog" and thats a common quote. If a dog comes up to me and i think i can take it i am going to kick the shit out of it.

Donger
06-24-2005, 12:18 PM
Wow. That would have been doggy-in-orbit if that had happened to me.

ChiTown
06-24-2005, 12:21 PM
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've fallen into the land of stupid people and can't get
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!

:shake: Is this dumb bitch day at the Planet?

ChiefsOne
06-24-2005, 12:23 PM
Crazy $hit, stupid people shouldn't have dogs.

Donger
06-24-2005, 12:26 PM
:shake: Is this dumb bitch day at the Planet?

I don't know. Is chiefs4me logged in?

Edubs
06-24-2005, 12:30 PM
Holy $hit! Thats all I have to say about that.

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 12:37 PM
Wow. That would have been doggy-in-orbit if that had happened to me.
You have a vagina?

ChiTown
06-24-2005, 12:40 PM
You have a vagina?

You know, if we're changing usernames, I'd like to know about this first...

Psicosis, when did you change your name to Donger? ok, that sounded weird..............

Donger
06-24-2005, 12:48 PM
You have a vagina?

Not as often as I'd like.

But, of course, I was referring to the man who was bitten by the mutt. I think he showed considerable restraint.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 12:51 PM
You have a vagina?



he/she told me that they did......ROFL

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 12:52 PM
Not as often as I'd like.

I feel your pain. ROFL

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 12:53 PM
I don't know. Is chiefs4me logged in?



here I am honey...did you miss me?ROFL

Donger
06-24-2005, 12:54 PM
here I am honey...did you miss me?ROFL

Ah good. There goes the average IQ level of the Planet back to nominal.

MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 01:04 PM
here I am honey...did you miss me?ROFL

go the fu(k away bitch youre fu(king up my thread.
dont you have a house to clean?
im sure you do so dont answer,cause i could give a shit.

MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 01:06 PM
took a chainsaw to a family of cripples.

MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 01:09 PM
took a chainsaw to a family of cripples.





see bitch you got me so pissed im posting replies on the wrong thread...:cuss:

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 01:09 PM
go the fu(k away bitch youre fu(king up my thread.
dont you have a house to clean?
im sure you do so dont answer,cause i could give a shit.



ROFL........oh you care or you wouldn't of replied...at least that's what Donger says.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 01:11 PM
see bitch you got me so pissed im posting replies on the wrong thread...:cuss:



ROFL.......go kill something.:rolleyes:

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2005, 01:12 PM
ROFL........oh you care or you wouldn't of replied...at least that's what Donger says.

did you guys hear something?

MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 01:12 PM
ROFL.......go kill something.:rolleyes:

you just got neg reped whore.

Cochise
06-24-2005, 01:14 PM
go the fu(k away bitch youre fu(king up my thread.
dont you have a house to clean?
im sure you do so dont answer,cause i could give a shit.

Hey, lay off. She has had a long day of waking up a noon, watching a soap opera, eating bon-bons, taking a nap, ordering tacky jewelry from QVC...

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 01:16 PM
here I am honey...did you miss me?ROFL

If stupid posts were bricks, we could have built the Great Wall of China with your first 3 months on the planet.

Brock
06-24-2005, 01:20 PM
If stupid posts were bricks, we could have built the Great Wall of China with your first 3 months on the planet.

Or at least shored up the "deck" attached to the "house".

ChiefsOne
06-24-2005, 01:25 PM
Hey, lay off. She has had a long day of waking up a noon, watching a soap opera, eating bon-bons, taking a nap, ordering tacky jewelry from QVC...

Peggy is that you?

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 01:28 PM
Or at least shored up the "deck" attached to the "house".

More than enough to Landscape "the Pool."

No mens can tell me whats ta do.......I'm goin swimmin after I use my quota of Rolleyes smilies like Dense.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 01:35 PM
More than enough to Landscape "the Pool."

No mens can tell me whats ta do.......I'm goin swimmin after I use my quota of Rolleyes smilies like Dense.




crybaby....it's really easy to use the smilies...you want me to show you how?ROFL

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 01:39 PM
Why all the hate towards chiefs4me?

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 01:39 PM
.all in all its....just another brick in the waaaaaaaaall.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 01:39 PM
Hey, lay off. She has had a long day of waking up a noon, watching a soap opera, eating bon-bons, taking a nap, ordering tacky jewelry from QVC...





What is QVC......

Cochise
06-24-2005, 01:40 PM
Why all the hate towards chiefs4me?

Have you read her posts?

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 01:41 PM
Its the channel you buy those shiny stuff on from your telephone, flo.

Bootlegged
06-24-2005, 01:42 PM
A bi-sexual, sexual predator dog. That's a new one. He probably grew up on bearded clam smeared w/Jiffy.

Donger
06-24-2005, 01:42 PM
Why all the hate towards chiefs4me?

Hate? Nah, not at all.

General disdain and occasional pity? Sure.

Cochise
06-24-2005, 01:42 PM
What is QVC......

It's that TV station where they are always putting you on the air during the program.

"AHHHH HELLO LADIES, I LOVE THE GUT SLIMMING HOSE YOU SOLD ME LAST WEEK, I HAVENT TAKEN THEM OFF SINCE THEY GOT HERE. WHEN MY SISTER SEES ME SHE'LL DIE! NOW SET ME UP WITH THOSE JOHNNY MATHIS DECORATIVE NAPKINS AND THE HOME ELECTROLYSIS SYSTEM"

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 01:42 PM
What is QVC......
Google it.

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 01:43 PM
Have you read her posts?
Yes, I cringe when I see her posts before I read them.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 01:48 PM
Why all the hate towards chiefs4me?


Hate...really, you think they hate me? I think of it more as in grade school where the boys really liked you, but were to shy to tell you, so they were mean to you to get your attention. Don't you remember that from school? I am sure you pulled some girls hair in the 4th grade....ROFL

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 01:53 PM
No....Online, you're either an Idiot, or NOT an idiot.

People are putting gum in your beehive because you're an idiot, Flo.


all and all, its just another brick in the wall....

Cochise
06-24-2005, 02:04 PM
Hate...really, you think they hate me? I think of it more as in grade school where the boys really liked you, but were to shy to tell you, so they were mean to you to get your attention. Don't you remember that from school? I am sure you pulled some girls hair in the 4th grade....ROFL

Shouldn't you be waxing your moustache or something?

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 02:08 PM
No....Online, you're either an Idiot, or NOT an idiot.

People are putting gum in your beehive because you're an idiot, Flo.


all and all, its just another brick in the wall....




ROFL.......gum comes out, you just need a little ice or peanut butter. :p

Thig Lyfe
06-24-2005, 02:08 PM
Um... C4ME just neg repped me... twice.

That's sort of like a four-year-old giving out neg rep at a Quantum Mechanics Forum.

Cochise
06-24-2005, 02:09 PM
Um... C4ME just neg repped me... twice.

That's sort of like a four-year-old giving out neg rep at a Quantum Mechanics Forum.

:rolleyes: um.... hehe... every ROFL who makes fun of me ROFL secretly wants me... :rolleyes: ROFL :harumph:

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 02:10 PM
Shouldn't you be waxing your moustache or something?



Sorry I have not been replying to you...but you just don't do it for me like killer does.....ROFL

Donger
06-24-2005, 02:11 PM
Hate...really, you think they hate me? I think of it more as in grade school where the boys really liked you, but were to shy to tell you, so they were mean to you to get your attention. Don't you remember that from school? I am sure you pulled some girls hair in the 4th grade....ROFL

While I'm sure that worked for you in 4th grade and probably still does, that doesn't mean you are correct in the slightest now.

I don't blame you for being an idiot. After all, the world needs ditch-diggers too. But, most idiots are not quite stupid enough to pretend that they are not. You, on the other hand, are.

If it helps you to rationalize this with the above 'thinking,' go ahead. It matters very little.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 02:12 PM
Um... C4ME just neg repped me... twice.

That's sort of like a four-year-old giving out neg rep at a Quantum Mechanics Forum.




Now let's be a good little boy like your momma taught you, and tell the truth..........who neg repped who first?:)

Cochise
06-24-2005, 02:15 PM
Sorry I have not been replying to you...but you just don't do it for me like killer does.....ROFL

Just curious, but is 'killer' purple and take two AA's?

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 02:15 PM
While I'm sure that worked for you in 4th grade and probably still does, that doesn't mean you are correct in the slightest now.

I don't blame you for being an idiot. After all, the world needs ditch-diggers too. But, most idiots are not quite stupid enough to pretend that they are not. You, on the other hand, are.

If it helps you to rationalize this with the above 'thinking,' go ahead. It matters very little.




yada yada yada.......same ole thing everyday from you. Don't you get tired of following me around from thread to thread?:rolleyes:

whoman69
06-24-2005, 02:15 PM
Police Officer: What's the dog's name
woman: Happy


Classic ROFL

go bowe
06-24-2005, 02:15 PM
go the ***** away bitch youre *****ing up my thread.
dont you have a house to clean?
im sure you do so dont answer,cause i could give a shit.do you spell f#ck with 5 letters, or are you saying something else? :shrug:

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 02:16 PM
Just curious, but is 'killer' purple and take two AA's?



:rolleyes:

Donger
06-24-2005, 02:18 PM
yada yada yada.......same ole thing everyday from you. Don't you get tired of following me around from thread to thread?:rolleyes:

You may notice (though I doubt it) that I posted on this thread before you showed up. How exactly is that "following you around?"

[Donger feeling pity]I understand this may be difficult concept for you to follow, but I'm sure if you concentrate really hard, you'll understand.

Ready? Go![/Donger feeling pity]

C-Mac
06-24-2005, 02:19 PM
We have this weeks finalist's in and the winner is....

Cochise
06-24-2005, 02:20 PM
You may notice (though I doubt it) that I posted on this thread before you showed up. How exactly is that "following you around?"

Whatever. It's obvious you secretly want her.

go bowe
06-24-2005, 02:23 PM
Shouldn't you be waxing your moustache or something?ROFL ROFL ROFL

i don't know why exactly, but that cracked me up... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 02:25 PM
Shouldn't you be waxing your moustache or something?
I think Donger wants to wax her ass.

go bowe
06-24-2005, 02:25 PM
Just curious, but is 'killer' purple and take two AA's?shit, you are too funny today... ROFL ROFL ROFL

aren't you supposed to be dour and serious, like charlie rangle says? :p :p :p

go bowe
06-24-2005, 02:31 PM
Whatever. It's obvious you secretly want her.i think you may have something there...

Donger
06-24-2005, 02:46 PM
i think you may have something there...

You've not seen the pictures, apparently.

KCChiefsMan
06-24-2005, 02:48 PM
another example of how women are insane!