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ChiefsOne
06-24-2005, 01:42 PM
I went joy riding in a police car. Got in a little trouble over that one!

What is some crazy $hit you have pulled.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 01:43 PM
I'm not even going to tell.

duncan_idaho
06-24-2005, 01:46 PM
Hmmm... does skinny dipping at 3 a.m. at the Hollywood Highlands hotel pool with an ex-love interest, while in a relationship, count?

BigRedChief
06-24-2005, 01:47 PM
Hmmm... does skinny dipping at 3 a.m. at the Hollywood Highlands hotel pool with an ex-love interest, while in a relationship, count?

Seems pretty tame to me.:harumph:

brorth
06-24-2005, 01:47 PM
I plead the...
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Feeeiiittthhhh!!!

ChiefsOne
06-24-2005, 01:54 PM
I'm not even going to tell.


puzzy

Fire Me Boy!
06-24-2005, 01:56 PM
I joined a bulletin board on the Internet hosted by the Kansas City Star.

Nzoner
06-24-2005, 01:56 PM
Had I carried out the stupidest thing I've ever done I likely wouldn't be here to tell this story so this is an almost.It happened just the other day,I got in the back of our firework trailer and couldn't see anything towards the back.Being a smoker I reached for my lighter,a 2nd nature kind of thing,and just before I flicked it I caught myself.

Donger
06-24-2005, 01:57 PM
Assault and battery on a OPPD cop was not my brightest moment.

BIG_DADDY
06-24-2005, 01:59 PM
Raiding crops with machine guns in the Oregon mountains.

Donger
06-24-2005, 02:01 PM
Raiding crops with machine guns in the Oregon mountains.

Tough crops, eh?

ChiefsOne
06-24-2005, 02:01 PM
crops ...

Corn or pot?

MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 02:02 PM
i dont give a fu(k

beavis
06-24-2005, 02:03 PM
I spent the summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

seclark
06-24-2005, 02:06 PM
offered to have a vasectomy.
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Iowanian
06-24-2005, 02:08 PM
performed sec's vasectomy with a sawsall, needlenose pliers, wire snips and a half pint of cheap whiskey.


No way am I telling.

seclark
06-24-2005, 02:10 PM
performed sec's vasectomy with a sawsall, needlenose pliers, wire snips and a half pint of cheap whiskey.


No way am I telling.
b@stard...i thought the whiskey was for me.
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Iowanian
06-24-2005, 02:11 PM
It was supposed to be to kill the infection.......sorry your baows turned green.


Funny enough.......and I know I've posted it before....We had a neighbor when I was a kid, who was a veterenarian...who DID perform a home Vasectomy on her hubby....and he did have some "complications". Delivered her own kids in a lazyboy at home too. I'm pretty sure they're relatives of Skip.

kc rush
06-24-2005, 02:15 PM
b@stard...i thought the whiskey was for me.
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Just be happy he didn't say the smallest things he could find to perform it was tweezers and a sewing needle.

Scaga
06-24-2005, 02:17 PM
My wife :banghead:

KCChiefsMan
06-24-2005, 02:48 PM
offered to have a vasectomy.
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I'm actually strongly considering getting one myself. I just want to make sure that I NEVER have kids, if I do ever want kids then I figure there will be plenty of underprivaledged kids out there I could adopt in 15-20 years if I happen to change my mind.

But the craziest thing.....hmmmmm, I never did anything that crazy I guess.

Ultra Peanut
06-24-2005, 02:51 PM
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seclark
06-24-2005, 02:58 PM
I'm actually strongly considering getting one myself. I just want to make sure that I NEVER have kids, if I do ever want kids then I figure there will be plenty of underprivaledged kids out there I could adopt in 15-20 years if I happen to change my mind.

But the craziest thing.....hmmmmm, I never did anything that crazy I guess.
well, i can't give you much advice. although i offered to have it done, the doc said at our age he recommended the wife have her tubes tied, since it would be easier to reverse. so i ran out to the waiting room and brought her back in w/me.

just offering was pretty crazy.
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BIG_DADDY
06-24-2005, 03:00 PM
...

Corn or pot?

Well it wasn't corn. ROFL

whoman69
06-24-2005, 03:06 PM
I'm usually not very wild or crazy, but I think I've got the stupid market cornered.

Ghostof
06-24-2005, 03:22 PM
I'm usually not very wild or crazy, but I think I've got the stupid market cornered.



Thats ok, all the Chiefs fans feel the same.....

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 03:31 PM
ghosttard is still a little shy about telling the story of going down on his Uncle Cooter at halftime of the St Louis Preseason game last year.

Ghostof
06-24-2005, 03:32 PM
Back to flaming I see.

Want me start where I finished?

Bootlegged
06-24-2005, 03:32 PM
I once invested in Iraqi Dinar's.


Problem was, those ****s don't eat much.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 03:38 PM
Rented a car and driver to drive halfway across India on the night of the election where the Gandhis lost power.

chiefs4me
06-24-2005, 03:40 PM
Thats ok, all the Chiefs fans feel the same.....




:eek:..............ROFL

Goapics1
06-24-2005, 03:42 PM
Chased moose knuckles through the frozen mountains of Alberta.

Skip Towne
06-24-2005, 03:48 PM
It was supposed to be to kill the infection.......sorry your baows turned green.


Funny enough.......and I know I've posted it before....We had a neighbor when I was a kid, who was a veterenarian...who DID perform a home Vasectomy on her hubby....and he did have some "complications". Delivered her own kids in a lazyboy at home too. I'm pretty sure they're relatives of Skip.
I think I can do the vasectomy thing and I KNOW I can deliver a baby. My dad was an MD and I kinda picked stuff up from him. You need a vasectomy? My rates are reasonable.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 03:56 PM
I think I can do the vasectomy thing and I KNOW I can deliver a baby. My dad was an MD and I kinda picked stuff up from him. You need a vasectomy? My rates are reasonable.

Do you take Visa?

Iowanian
06-24-2005, 04:00 PM
Back to flaming I see.

Want me start where I finished?

Where you finished?
I suppose you're either talking about using chainmail smack? Or would you be refering to the other day, when you posted a PM, I wrote in response to your asking me to be nice where I said I was "over it".

Maybe you're refering to the end when I said I sometimes "pick fights for Sport"......yeah....It would take a Genius to know that.

You sure have the ability to be a douchebag........and the worse part is, I know you're doing it on purpose. You can't blindly bash chief fans and then say I'm "flaming".

gFys

KCChiefsMan
06-24-2005, 04:02 PM
actually I did swim into a current once which went straight to a waterfall. I was scared to shit, but I wasn't hurt. More like embarrassing because there were other people around who rushed up to me to see if I was alright

Mr. Kotter
06-24-2005, 04:22 PM
That I'll admit to?

Walkin' home drunk from Louise's in downtown Lawrence....a college buddy and I left a nasty "deposit" at a night bank drop, walked over a frat boy's Corvette, pissed in a prof's Escort, and "borrowed" a check to buy a pizza when we got back to the dorm. It wasn't any one of the things--but it was an hour of utter stupidity. :shake:

* Thank goodness for the statute of limitations. :p

HemiEd
06-24-2005, 04:34 PM
Out drinking in LA, ended up in BelAir and took a leak on Bob Hope's gate. Local authorities were activated. I did not know it was Bob Hope's gate. :shrug:

MOhillbilly
06-24-2005, 04:36 PM
That I'll admit to?

Walkin' home drunk from Louise's in downtown Lawrence....a college buddy and I left a nasty "deposit" at a night bank drop, walked over a frat boy's Corvette, pissed in a prof's Escort, and "borrowed" a check to buy a pizza when we got back to the dorm. It wasn't any one of the things--but it was an hour of utter stupidity. :shake:

* Thank goodness for the statute of limitations. :p

i pissed in the seat of a guys geo tracker onetime then waited for him to arrive to tell him.
he wasnt mad at all.

KCChiefsMan
06-24-2005, 04:36 PM
That I'll admit to?

Walkin' home drunk from Louise's in downtown Lawrence....a college buddy and I left a nasty "deposit" at a night bank drop, walked over a frat boy's Corvette, pissed in a prof's Escort, and "borrowed" a check to buy a pizza when we got back to the dorm. It wasn't any one of the things--but it was an hour of utter stupidity. :shake:

* Thank goodness for the statute of limitations. :p


you're from Lawrence? ever go to the Phoggy Dog?

seclark
06-24-2005, 04:40 PM
Out drinking in LA, ended up in BelAir and took a leak on Bob Hope's gate. Local authorities were activated. I did not know it was Bob Hope's gate. :shrug:

did you get busted?
thanks...for the memories
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chagrin
06-24-2005, 04:42 PM
I joined a bulletin board on the Internet hosted by the Kansas City Star.
ROFL

chagrin
06-24-2005, 04:43 PM
I had an affair with the Chief of police in the town where I went to college, she had one of those surgeries to make her insides all tight...ahhh memories

HemiEd
06-24-2005, 04:44 PM
did you get busted?
thanks...for the memories
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They just scared the shit out of us. Lots of cops with blue lights. Of course they did not catch us taking a leak but wanted to know what we were doing there. They let us go but it was amazing how quick they got there. That was in 83, so we did not get checked for DUI, lucky it was not ten years later.

Skip Towne
06-24-2005, 04:56 PM
I had an affair with the Chief of police in the town where I went to college, she had one of those surgeries to make her insides all tight...ahhh memories
Did she have a big posse?

Mr. Kotter
06-24-2005, 05:00 PM
you're from Lawrence? ever go to the Phoggy Dog?

I went to KU 1982-1986; the Hawk, Louise's, and Cogburn's were the early night spots then--Gammons, the Sanctuary, Johnny's, The Paladium, Moody's (under the Hotel on Sixth and Massachusettes Ave), and some some other joint on Vermont were the late night dance clubs... the hotspots then. Most have changed names, I suspect...

I probably went to the Phoggy Dog before it was the Phoggy Dog....where is it located?

ChiefsFire
06-24-2005, 05:20 PM
asked a lying,stealing,drug taking,blonde haired( no offense to the blondes),skankhole to marry me...

not sure if that qualifies as crazy or wild,but def. stupid

KCChiefsMan
06-24-2005, 05:49 PM
I went to KU 1982-1986; the Hawk, Louise's, and Cogburn's were the early night spots then--Gammons, the Sanctuary, Johnny's, The Paladium, Moody's (under the Hotel on Sixth and Massachusettes Ave), and some some other joint on Vermont were the late night dance clubs... the hotspots then. Most have changed names, I suspect...

I probably went to the Phoggy Dog before it was the Phoggy Dog....where is it located?


Its right next to the West Coast Saloon, which is basically the only other bar I go to. The Phoggy Dogg used to be called King Arthurs and then Bubbas which were both really ghetto and never went there then, but now it's Phoggy Dogg which is a pretty cool bar with a lot of hot girls there all the time. It's right behind Hastings over on Iowa

Phobia
06-24-2005, 05:53 PM
I had an affair with the Chief of police in the town where I went to college, she had one of those surgeries to make her insides all tight...ahhh memories

Ah - the Nancy Wilson stomach staples. Nice score, playah.

keg in kc
06-24-2005, 06:27 PM
I've never done anything crazy or wild. Stupid, now, that's another story. My whole life is an exercise in stupidity.

CanadaKC
06-24-2005, 06:30 PM
I dropped a bunch of mushrooms in a play during intermission with a hot castmember in acting school...we peaked about the last act...annd we could barely hold it together in front of an audience of about 200.

Ultra Peanut
06-24-2005, 06:39 PM
Crazyiest, Wildest, Stupidest thing you have ever done?Oops!

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Cannibal
06-24-2005, 06:56 PM
I dropped a bunch of mushrooms in a play during intermission with a hot castmember in acting school...we peaked about the last act...annd we could barely hold it together in front of an audience of about 200.

Now that sounds like an interesting experience.

CosmicPal
06-24-2005, 10:00 PM
Just hang out with me after a few drinks and you'll see some wild, crazy, and stupid sh*t happen.

Ultra Peanut
06-24-2005, 10:03 PM
I just adblocked that freaky sig image, Cos. I couldn't tolerate it any longer.

tommykat
06-24-2005, 10:05 PM
TK pleads the 5th....;)

Ultra Peanut
06-24-2005, 10:06 PM
TK pleads the 5th....;)There are so many amendments in the Constitution of the United States of America! I can only choose one! I can only choose one!

Mr. Kotter
06-24-2005, 10:12 PM
Its right next to the West Coast Saloon, which is basically the only other bar I go to. The Phoggy Dogg used to be called King Arthurs and then Bubbas which were both really ghetto and never went there then, but now it's Phoggy Dogg which is a pretty cool bar with a lot of hot girls there all the time. It's right behind Hastings over on Iowa

West Coast is STILL there....wow. I'm surprised. I'll have to head to 9th and Iowa the next time I'm in town. :hmmm:

West Coast was an okay "afternoon" and happy-hour bar back then, but I usually headed to Mass/Vermont Ave for fun back then.

Mr. Kotter
06-24-2005, 10:15 PM
Ah - the Nancy Wilson stomach staples. Nice score, playah.

C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train) Lyrics
Artist: Quad City DJ's (Buy Quad City DJ's CDs)
Album: Get On Up And Dance


Woo woo...

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Come on ride the train hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train woo woo hey
Ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train
Woo woo hey ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train
It's the choo choo ride it woo woo
Come on ride the train it's the choo choo train
Come on ride the train it's the choo choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the choo choo train

2-Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I think I can, I think I can
I think I can, I think I can

Way deep down south, where we play this game
It's them Quad City DJs and you,
We call it the train
So if you wanna ride your thing
Just come on down the train
We gonna rock, ooh, Lord, just jump aboard, baby
So get your next of kin, your sister and your friend
Pack it up now, choo choo, ride on this, choo choo
And, boo, you need to stop faking, and come on with me
I wanna take you home with me, to be alone with me
And I can see you wanna hide it, come on, just divide it
And please don't knock it, until you ride it
So to all of you girls, you know, I'm calling your name
Michelle, Tamika and Tanya
Wanna ride this train, ride out now
(repeat 1)

Heh... ROFL

C-Mac
06-24-2005, 10:16 PM
Does this qualify? :hmmm:

C-Mac
06-24-2005, 10:21 PM
I spent the summer with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.

Wow that sounds scary? What kind of gun did you use to hunt with?

Darkwolfe
06-24-2005, 11:23 PM
Drove 160mph down I-35 south of Ft Worth Texas at 2am. Don't ask in what, you won't believe me anyway. :D

Mr. Kotter
06-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Drove 160mph down I-35 south of Ft Worth Texas at 2am. Don't ask in what, you won't believe me anyway. :D

In Tammie's new vehicle? :hmmm:

ENDelt260
06-24-2005, 11:38 PM
Had I carried out the stupidest thing I've ever done I likely wouldn't be here to tell this story so this is an almost.It happened just the other day,I got in the back of our firework trailer and couldn't see anything towards the back.Being a smoker I reached for my lighter,a 2nd nature kind of thing,and just before I flicked it I caught myself.
Haha... just think, I could've been reading the Darwin awards and said, "Hey, I knew that guy!"

I doubt I could single out one event as craziest/stupidest. I've done more crazy and stupid shit than I can even remember.

Fire Me Boy!
06-24-2005, 11:40 PM
I was in Mexico once (fairly recently)... anyway, I stole a truck from some dumbass Americans that brought it across the border! :shake:

Phobia
06-24-2005, 11:40 PM
Haha... just think, I could've been reading the Darwin awards and said, "Hey, I knew that guy!"

I doubt I could single out one event as craziest/stupidest. I've done more crazy and stupid shit than I can even remember.

I can remember some of them. Heh.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 11:41 PM
I was in Mexico once (fairly recently)... anyway, I stole a truck when I was in Mexico -- dumbass Americans brought it across the border! :shake:

I shot a smartass once. Yeah.

Fire Me Boy!
06-24-2005, 11:41 PM
I shot a smartass once. Yeah.
... just to watch him die...

ENDelt260
06-24-2005, 11:44 PM
I can remember some of them. Heh.
Good. I depend on others to keep track of my stupid shit for me. It's always fun going back to Rolla for Pat's and hearing people tell stories about me that I have no recollection of.

Mr. Kotter
06-24-2005, 11:53 PM
... just to watch him die...

THAT was a 'man'....he shot a "man," "....just to watch him die...."

Fire Me Boy!
06-24-2005, 11:54 PM
THAT was a 'man'....he shot a "man," "....just to watch him die...."
4321

Mr. Kotter
06-25-2005, 12:07 AM
4321
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