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CanadaKC
06-24-2005, 05:33 PM
My cousin is getting married...and revenge is a dish best served cold...but let's not get too cruel. He got me good by renting an extra pair of tuxedo pants...waaaay to big. He got the tux place to put my fitted ones in his wardrobe bag...you should have seen me strobe for about 20 minutes. My groomsmen were laughing so hard they almost couldn't take it. They also totally "renovated" the bed-and-breakfast room my wife and I rented for the evening. It was classic.

Any ideas?

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 05:39 PM
Hire a pregnant women to come in and yell, "Me!" when the preacher tells people to speak now or forever hold their peace.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 05:39 PM
My cousin is getting married...and revenge is a dish best served cold...but let's not get too cruel.

Oh - so moving him to Canada is out of the question? Heh.

You could buy him a hairy stripper. Nothing says I love you like a chick with hair around her nipples - which shouldn't be hard to find in your neck of the woods.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 05:43 PM
Hire a guy to come up to him at the rehearsal dinner and tell him that the bride is a bigamist leading a secret life, and he's her husband.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 05:43 PM
Seriously, though - I'm owed by one of my friends. I snapped a bunch of upskirt pictures with some of the disposable cameras at the reception. The older ladies in the family were none too pleased when they developed them to share at the gift opening reception the next day.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 05:43 PM
Dye him blue at the stag party.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 05:46 PM
Get his mother drunk and dirty dance with her at the reception.

ChiefsFire
06-24-2005, 05:47 PM
Seriously, though - I'm owed by one of my friends. I snapped a bunch of upskirt pictures with some of the disposable cameras at the reception. The older ladies in the family were none too pleased when they developed them to share at the gift opening reception the next day.
damn thats just sick....

Phobia
06-24-2005, 05:51 PM
damn thats just sick....

For the record, the upskirts were of the younger, hotties. I didn't take pics of the old broads.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 05:52 PM
Seriously, though - I'm owed by one of my friends. I snapped a bunch of upskirt pictures with some of the disposable cameras at the reception. The older ladies in the family were none too pleased when they developed them to share at the gift opening reception the next day.

Wow. We don't often get to see your serious side.

ChiefsFire
06-24-2005, 05:57 PM
For the record, the upskirts were of the younger, hotties. I didn't take pics of the old broads.
righhtttttttttttttttttttt

younger being 60???

CanadaKC
06-24-2005, 06:01 PM
Get his mother drunk and dirty dance with her at the reception ...that's just sick...as he's my cousin remember? He's Canadian too...lives in Victoria...the land of the nearly dead. Maybe I could find a octogenarian stripper... :Lin:

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 06:06 PM
Get the preacher to pretend he's calling in sick, and then bring aboard a fake substitute preacher who tells him that he's got Tourette's.


"Do you, John, plan to F**K! love, honor, and S**T! cherish Diane?

keg in kc
06-24-2005, 06:11 PM
Film a short porn with his bride-to-be.

CanadaKC
06-24-2005, 06:27 PM
Film a short porn with his bride-to-be ...she is a total hottie with big #its....tall model type who's a snowboard champ. :hmmm:

Phobia
06-24-2005, 06:32 PM
...she is a total hottie with big #its....tall model type who's a snowboard champ. :hmmm:

Oh - don't worry about the porn. I can send you one of her and I. Really, it's no trouble.

Ari Chi3fs
06-24-2005, 06:34 PM
For the record, the upskirts were of the younger, hotties. I didn't take pics of the old broads.

Sure you didnt... Grannie Upskirt pics are a huge item on the intraweb.

keg in kc
06-24-2005, 06:35 PM
Oh - don't worry about the porn. I can send you one of her and I. Really, it's no trouble.I think you confused the word "champ" for "chimp".

Skip Towne
06-24-2005, 06:44 PM
...she is a total hottie with big #its....tall model type who's a snowboard champ. :hmmm:
This thread is worthless without pics

Mosbonian
06-24-2005, 07:03 PM
You could really screw with his mind....

After they give the toast you could get him aside and tell him that you spiked his drink with something that will render his Johnson useless for the rest of the night....

mmaddog
*******

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 07:08 PM
...she is a total hottie with big #its....tall model type who's a snowboard champ. :hmmm:

I question whether someone with a high center of gravity can be a snowboard champ. Are her breasts particularly low-slung by any chance?

Mosbonian
06-24-2005, 07:11 PM
If you know where they are going for the honeymoon you could have something delivered to his hotel room about every 15 minutes....

or...

You could stick dried cow patties in his luggage so that everything that they take smells when they unpack....

I know some pretty sick things we used to pull on our buddies when they were getting married, but most would get you arrested these days.

mmaddog
*******

Phobia
06-24-2005, 07:17 PM
If you know where they are going for the honeymoon you could have something delivered to his hotel room about every 15 minutes....

My uncles took me to their sister's hotel room when I was a wee tike. Made me knock on the door and everything. Heh.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 07:37 PM
I've got a cousin who's really, really, really into cars. He's one of those guys who can completely rebuild an engine from scratch, or fix his car so that the front end tilts forward rather than just having the hood go up.

Anyway, he and all of his gearhead friends had a tradition of screwing up the groom's car in ways that to me would have cost a thousand bucks to repair. When he got married, he hid his car several blocks away, and then had some trusted person drive it to pick him up, with orders to make it a commando-like drop and go operation.

After the wedding, everyone's out in the parking lot of the church, and Joe Friend comes screaming into the parking lot with his car (a Camaro, of course.) SCCCCCRRRRREEEEECCCHHHHH! Squealing tires, roaring in among the guests. Joe Friend bails out, my cousin dives in, the bride is scrambling in on the passenger side, and Gearhead buddies are sprinting toward the car.

Groom is in, he's trying to lock the door, bride is trying to keep her dress out of the door, but wait! Joe Friend wasn't too bright, and since it was a hot day, he had rolled down the driver's side window!

Groom is trying to roll up the window, Gearhead #1 dives in, legs turning skyward. Struggle, struggle, struggle. POP! The hood latch gets released.

Bride is in the car, groom slams it into reverse with Gearhead #1 still upside down in driver's area. Gearheads 2, 3, and 4 are chasing the front of the car. Groom has to stop to turn, and they converge on the front end.

Gearhead #1 bails out of the cockpit. Gearhead #2 gets hood lifted. Gearheads #3 and #4 run alongside car with squealing tires, Gearhead #3 gets a handful of spark plug wires and yanks them all out.

Gearheads cheer and run off. Bride and groom abandon Camaro and borrow in-laws' car to leave on honeymoon, leaving groom's father to get the spark plug wires reconnected. Groom laughs and swears vengeance on Gearheads.

Sometimes I really don't understand my family members.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 07:44 PM
Sometimes I really don't understand my family members.

Sometimes they really don't understand you.

Phobia
06-24-2005, 07:46 PM
The gearhead story reminds me of another trick.

Park cousin's ride right outside marriage facility. Jack auto off the ground. Stack blocks wood, etc under the rear axle so the tires are *just* off the ground.

Nobody notices. Groom starts car. Groom drops it into D. Groom depresses accelerator. Groom perplexed.

Rain Man
06-24-2005, 08:13 PM
Sometimes they really don't understand you.

Now that I can understand.

Chiefsrocker
06-24-2005, 09:04 PM
Dude, take his shoes without his seeing you, and paint HELP on the left, and ME on the right on the bottom of the shoes with white out. When he kneels down at the altar in front of everyone, they will see his "message"

keg in kc
06-24-2005, 09:10 PM
Dude, take his shoes without his seeing you, and paint HELP on the left, and ME on the right on the bottom of the shoes with white out. When he kneels down at the altar in front of everyone, they will see his "message"Now there's an original idea. At least that's what my dad's best man thought 43 years ago. Mom still bitches about that photo.

SCTrojan
06-24-2005, 10:06 PM
A buddy of mine's family has a tradition of kidnapping the groom and throwing him in the nearest large body of water - lake, river, ocean, etc.
It was pretty funny when I saw them carry him down the beach and throw him into the Pacific.

CanadaKC
06-25-2005, 01:01 AM
After they give the toast you could get him aside and tell him that you spiked his drink with something that will render his Johnson useless for the rest of the night....

:LOL:



and ...

I question whether someone with a high center of gravity can be a snowboard champ. Are her breasts particularly low-slung by any chance?


She's amazingly resilient in the winter sports vs. babeage department.