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nychief
06-25-2005, 10:15 AM
http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov

mikey23545
06-25-2005, 10:51 AM
Don't ever get my hopes up like that again.

nychief
06-25-2005, 11:03 AM
Murder Suicide is what i was hoping for...

chief husker
06-25-2005, 12:06 PM
Murder Suicide is what i was hoping for...


Well, it was something like this. Cruise was trying to execute a one and a half gainer off of Oprah's couch. His trajectory went awry and he ended up right above Oprah's mouth. Thinking that he was a baby seal, she attempted to swallow him whole. Cruise got stuck in her esophagus, crushing Cruise and choking Oprah to her timely demise.

Ultra Peanut
06-26-2005, 03:42 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2529480&postcount=15

onescrewleftuntwisted
06-26-2005, 04:46 PM
ITS ALL NICOLE'S FAULT :banghead: :cuss:

Ultra Peanut
06-26-2005, 04:52 PM
http://gorillamask.net/cookkimmel.shtml

Zebedee DuBois
06-26-2005, 05:05 PM
ITS ALL NICOLE'S FAULT :banghead: :cuss:


The correct phrasing on this forum is:

Dammit Nicole!!! :banghead: :cuss:




or maybe :

Dammit NiCarl!!! :banghead: :cuss:

CHIEF4EVER
06-26-2005, 05:46 PM
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

How exactly did he pull that off? Did he purge her from his mind with his Scientology multimeter? :hmmm:

Sure-Oz
06-26-2005, 06:00 PM
http://gorillamask.net/cookkimmel.shtml
that is awesome