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Braincase
06-25-2005, 05:10 PM
...if they announced Vaseline caused skin cancer?

I'm guessing close to 85% of Raider fans - the other 15% likes SkinSoSoft.

jspchief
06-25-2005, 05:13 PM
Vaseline? Dude, get with the 21st century, there are better products out there.

HemiEd
06-25-2005, 05:14 PM
Vaseline? Dude, get with the 21st century, there are better products out there.

No fuggin shit, as old as I am Vaseline has never been a product of choice.

Taco John
06-25-2005, 05:28 PM
What in the world are you using Vasoline for Braincase?

HemiEd
06-25-2005, 05:29 PM
What in the world are you using Vasoline for Braincase?


Lube door hinges? :shrug:

Count Alex's Losses
06-25-2005, 05:30 PM
I guess I'll have to find something else to shine up my fabulous set of muscles.

chiefs4me
06-25-2005, 06:26 PM
What in the world are you using Vasoline for Braincase?





I wanted to ask him that also, but thought better of it.

So what do all you men use vasoline for?:D

CosmicPal
06-25-2005, 06:31 PM
So what do all you men use vasoline for?:D

Come on over, and I'll show you.

Pick up some Chinese food and a strobe light on the way. Kewl?

chiefs4me
06-25-2005, 06:52 PM
Come on over, and I'll show you.

Pick up some Chinese food and a strobe light on the way. Kewl?




strobe light? What are you gonna do with a strobe light? :hmmm:

Phobia
06-25-2005, 07:10 PM
strobe light? What are you gonna do with a strobe light? :hmmm:

Probe light. I think he had a typo.

chiefs4me
06-25-2005, 07:12 PM
Probe light. I think he had a typo.


oh, okay, but I don't know what that is?

eazyb81
06-25-2005, 07:17 PM
oh, okay, but I don't know what that is?

just go over there, you'll find out real quick.

go bowe
06-25-2005, 07:26 PM
oh, okay, but I don't know what that is?hello...

vaseline...

probe...

are you still not getting it?

think back door... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jenson71
06-25-2005, 07:26 PM
I wanted to ask him that also, but thought better of it.

So what do all you men use vasoline for?:D

Busted up lips.

chiefs4me
06-25-2005, 07:55 PM
hello...

vaseline...

probe...

are you still not getting it?

think back door... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



I thought it would be entertaining to read all the answer's about what to do with it...but I guess it wasn't funny enough for you...:deevee:

Zebedee DuBois
06-25-2005, 08:09 PM
While I will admit to owning a jar of Vasoline... said jar has got to be about 25 years old and still 95% full. I have no idea what the intended purpose was when I bought it, but it wasn't sexual or even anal. Maybe to keep something from rusting or something. Basically it has just filled up some space on the shelf and gives me something to push around when I am looking for something else. I think I'll go throw it out.

Braincase
06-25-2005, 10:31 PM
I didn't say "petroleum jelly". They make that "Intensive Care" lotion too, right?

AeroSquid
06-25-2005, 10:34 PM
KY Warming gel is quite nice...

Mr. Kotter
06-25-2005, 11:51 PM
Vasoline, KY...you guys really need that stuff, eh?

You need to spend more time "warmin' up in the foreplay bullpen," apparently....heh.

ENDelt260
06-26-2005, 12:00 AM
Kotter's not thinking outside the box.

Heh heh... get it? "The box"? I slay me.

Mr. Kotter
06-26-2005, 12:12 AM
Kotter's not thinking outside the box.

Heh heh... get it? "The box"? I slay me.

I do, just not a "backdoor" kinda guy....I definitely enjoy creativity othewise though....heh.